Something For The Ladies

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  1. This guy must have swallowed miles of cock to get his career. He can't act, and he has a face like a Chernobyl fireman's head.

    By coolpapa, on July 16, 2009 03:45:25

  2. he's s hot... he's always been hot - not sure why the haters are hating so strongly, but eh

    By gigi, on July 16, 2009 03:56:35

  3. I don't get it, is he good looking?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 03:59:55

  4. I agree with gigi I think he's totally hot; can't wait to watch him get older. I didn't see Transformers I & II expecting to see Oscar worthy performances--I just like seeing things get blown up and think cars turning into robots and vice versa is pretty freakin' awesome.

    By Marcy, on July 16, 2009 04:20:15

  5. gigi, If Winny the Poo was in a movie you would think he was hot. If this guy was a nobody he would just be a skinny little fagot w/ no sholders you would not even look at twice.

    By HungWang, on July 16, 2009 04:20:57

  6. All my good will towards this wanker was used up when I watched Even Stevens with my niece. Bc I was too lazy to kill his ass then does not mean I wont now. Im older and angrier. Grrrrr. Make him go away please.

    By Carolyn, on July 16, 2009 04:25:49

  7. Actually, this is for the gays.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 04:37:09

  8. HungWang you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 04:37:27

  9. EWW its a homunculus!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 04:47:24

  10. no, because Winny the Poo is a frigging cartoon bear... [and that was a lame anology, btw - how'd you feel typing it?] are you a dude HungWang? maybe guys don't get Shia's appeal. That's OK... I get it, and that's all that matters.

    By gigi, on July 16, 2009 04:47:43

  11. what's under his armpit? a tattoo? nic patch?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:12:06

  12. He looks like a turd. Tired of all the stupid people in this country getting crushes on celebrities just because they're celebrities. You gotta be fucking desperate to find this guy attractive. Sorry, Shia.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:23:34

  13. Please put up some Viggo pics, okay? Or some Craig Horner. Give us some hawt manly dudes.

    He used to be kinda cute in a goofylooking way, but that chest ain't doin' nothin' for me. Not a twitch. The only person I've seen with less defined abs and pecs was in a long-term coma.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:42:44

  14. Hollywood is populated with 1 million men who want to get into pictures and the result is this. He can't do anything, he doesn't look like anything, and he has the personality of dirt. You can't even pronounce his name. Obama should name him Czar of something.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 06:11:01

  15. He would look good checking my oil or washing my windows at the gas station. Hot! Not!
    Another Hollywood average guy they try to boost into a hunk status.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 06:27:35

  16. #13: right on! Where's the beef?

    In order for a man to be eye candy, in my book, he must
    1) be a man, not an almost-man
    2) have serious definition, not just be skinny
    3) not regularly remove signs of chest and stomach hair in order to emulate an almost-man
    4) not have a face like a troll

    Please, Todd. I know you're trying. And I know you may have previously been accused of liking the prepubescent thing. But we hetero ladies want real MEN.

    By ISBN, on July 16, 2009 06:44:11

  17. hey gigi, I'm a chick and I'm not getting his appeal. He's not ugly, but he's not really good looking either. I wouldn't look twice if he was walking down the street.

    By chick, on July 16, 2009 06:53:29

  18. I completely don't get the "good looking" thing with him.

    By Dana, on July 16, 2009 07:05:42

  19. No Thanks!

    By , The Ladies, on July 16, 2009 07:15:12

  20. I'm have to go with gigi on this one, he's fuckin' fine.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 07:26:48

  21. He needs to stop trying to make the facial hair happen because it's killing the hot. Everytime I look at him I think Hebrew Camp Counselor and it's making me feel like a skeezy old cougar (and I'm only 28).

    Oh and Shia, congratulations on ruining Indiana Jones. That terrible Marlon Brando/James Dean impersonation probably has them spinning in their graves. Ugh, that little pissant couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 07:50:07

  22. Really, that's NOT Giovanni Ribisi attempting to flee the Scientology Celeb Center??

    By joejoe, on July 16, 2009 08:00:33

  23. Any guy who hates on shia is just jealous (like todd :)) because he is fucking hot ...

    I would kiss down his happy trail and suck him dry !!! Take a small break and then climb on top of him and ride him alllll night long ... yummy ...

    And for the girls who say he isn't hot you're just sad because shia wouldn't even look your way if he walked next to you :(

    By ldsqtbea, on July 16, 2009 08:00:40

  24. I love him clean shaven...with that wierd facial hair he looks like my gardner.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 08:09:33

  25. This guy is not attractive at all and his acting stinks.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 08:14:27

  26. CAT FIGHT!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 08:43:33

  27. Looks like a fat dolphin tattoo...

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 08:47:24

  28. That guy is sexy as hell. Mmmmm, yummy... thank you! :)

    By Autumn, on July 16, 2009 09:42:06

  29. That guy is sexy as hell. Mmmmm, yummy... thank you! :)

    By Autumn, on July 16, 2009 09:43:12

  30. ok someone, explain his "hotness" to me. he is so ugly i can barely stand to look at him. seriously. his face makes me want to punch things. that huge ass nose, the weird shaped head, his skinny little body. what are you chicks and gay guys seeing?!?!?!?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 11:07:15

  31. What the fuck is with all these celebrities and these bad tatoos. Put them in the stupidest places.No rhyme or reason.I just want some ink,I don"t care where it is or what it is.I need to de-face my body,so Everyone thinks I'm cool.DOUCHE

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 11:42:11

  32. Ugh.

    By Cubs Fan, on July 16, 2009 12:03:01

  33. I would do him in a heartbeat.

    By HungWang, on July 16, 2009 12:56:24

  34. Hey number 23? Not even gonna call you by the gibberish you typed as your name. Im not sad bc he wouldnt look at me. Quite the opposite. Don't care if he was hung like a donkey. Keep feeding the hollywood machine sheeple. He's a average looking (if that) douchbag with mommy issues. And really he can't fucking act. Thanks but no thanks. You can have him, the jonas homos the whole shebangabang. I'll fawn over the real men and you can have the sexual confused boys.

    By Carolyn, on July 16, 2009 13:28:08

  35. He looks like a douchier version of Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 13:36:18

  36. #23 - Look at his picture again and re-read your comment. You must have a severely low self-esteem. It is time to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.

    By here to help, on July 16, 2009 13:37:57

  37. He kind of looks like Screech.

    By calamityjane, on July 16, 2009 13:49:43

  38. Here's the deal, the three girls I know that think "Shia is fine" are extremely immature for their age. "Women" in their late 20's that think and act like 14 year-olds. None of them is attractive either. I think they like the non-threatening thing along with the fact that he's a celebrity.

    By AGB, on July 16, 2009 13:52:53

  39. He's not hot, remotely hot or even warm. He's Even Stevens for God's sake.

    By His Mom, on July 16, 2009 14:25:26

  40. #21, he wouldn't even have been in Indiana Jones except that he tossed Harrison Ford's salad while Ally McBeal was doing him with a dildo.

    By Perez Doing the Nasty Hilton, on July 16, 2009 15:31:04

  41. Now look here. This be a lesson for the mens. Womens don't care if you look like a troll or have puny arms as long as you be a cee-lebrity. So instead of yanking on your you-know-what in mom's bathroom, spend your damn time fixin' to learn how to play that damn guitar or send out your damn headshots to get in some damn third-rate budgetless movie or somethin'. Y'all could be playahs. Just skip the armed chicks, word.

    By S. MicNair, on July 16, 2009 15:39:04

  42. WTF is up with his beard? Is he trying to make up for his little boy body by growing a beard? It doesn't make you look older Shia. It makes you look like the neighborhood pedophile on the prowl.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 17:49:18

  43. LMFAO @ #40! Someone done beat this fucker up badly with a biiiig faaat Ugly Stick...

    By paully, on July 16, 2009 20:12:20

  44. Looks like someone put a child's head on a man's body. Weird.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 22:17:36

  45. He looks like he has the Benjamin Button disease.

    By mutterhals, on July 17, 2009 03:06:32

  46. #23, you're delusional. He's fug.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 04:18:23

  47. He looks like a douchebag and I'm sure he is since only fucking shit douchebags DUI.

    And hot? Yeah, anyone who stars in a blockbuster movie suddenly becomes hot.

    By Tizzle, on July 17, 2009 05:21:33

  48. he is so nasty looking it makes me wanna puke. he has a painfully disproportianate face and body. what can I possibly find attractive about him? his huge nose or his lame facial hair?... he is only "hot" because he was in one movie. him and that plastic skank with crater skin make a good couple

    By no thanx, on July 21, 2009 15:18:47

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