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The Memorial Service Is Today

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Apparently the latest tox report will indicate that he didn't suffer from cardiac arrest caused by demerol overdose. Official cause of death is now being listed as food poisoning caused by eating large quantities of 10 year old nuts.

By Team America, Fuck Yeah, on July 7, 2009 02:43:32
forget MJ Keeley Hazell is HOT as FUCK...but she has some ugly ass mutant titties. But I'd titty fuck the chit out of her!!!!

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 03:32:05
Keeley Hazell is sooooo much hotter than botox queen Megan Fox. Gorgeous face, beautiful tits, perfect ass. Please post more of her. Megan Fox is pear shaped and will end up being Kirstie Alley in a few years.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:06:42
I won't be watching. Too bad the freak show didn't croak 15 years ago. Joe Jackson is going to sell capsules of MJ's ashes. Who's buying, suckahz??

By solongscummy, on July 7, 2009 04:30:21
Memorial is today,yay! I hope they burry it today too.I am just shocked and sadened of the way this coutnry glorify this jerk after he dies of a freaking drug overdose.This country is known now for endorsing bad behavior and bad examples for our youth.Why do people think this pedofile is some kind of hero?! Look at the way he lived? Freaking-uneducated creep.And I dont get why black people are so sad this creep died,he hated being black, he changed his sking color somehow,his music was not made for black people, I mean, I dont know any african american that likes his music...Oh, now they all do,right?I am confused.This is wrong.Enough with this MJ circus.Why Would anyone pay to see the dead body of this jerk? Where is the profits going to go?...

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:31:14
She has no nipples.Her tatas are ugly and incredibly-unprofessionally photoshoped.Her body might be hot but her tatas are not.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:32:48
#5, he was a great dancer/musician/performer, but about the rest you wrote is kinda true.That is why this country is losing the respect of other nations.Also, did anyone know that a bunch of soldier died las week in Iraq? No.But we do know MJ died and how he died.But it's different, since he's done SO much for this country.So lets just go buy tickets to go to his memorial.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:43:17
Why the Hell is their going to be a memorial for a child molester? They've been talking about MJ's "40 year career" a lot. Yeah. 20 as a musician, 20 as a kid toucher that had to flee the country to avoid prosecution. F*ck this guy and his ridiculous fans, good riddance.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:52:30
Im so glad I don't live in LA.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:15:00
I am glad I live in Austin.

By Tasi., on July 7, 2009 05:30:21
I'm not watching this fuckfest, however your idea for a Molester Jackson funeral is awesome! Why weren't you hired as the MJ funeral director? LOL! Your idea is so watchable.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:36:06
Man that ol' dead body must be rank. I hope it stinks out the whole Staples Center. His mother is a big Jehovah's witness. They don't embalm. That corpse must friggin' reek. I'm sure the Jackson family will take lots of pictures of the old dead body for use in a future music video: Stanky Thriller II in smellavision.

What a travasty. Glorify a drug-addled, child molester. I hope all watching this debacle get sick from the stench. Now that would be justice for the victims of this monster. Sheesh.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:15:12
Funeral in the Staples center? Jebus fucking christ. This is why we have problems with the rest of the world; this country's out of control celebrity focus. Michael jackson was talented at one point, but instead became a loony freak who was more interested in fucking little boys. He was a child molester & a pedophile, and should NOT be lionized. Stick the corpse in the ground, shovel over the dirt & move on. Then, nuke Los Angeles, to get rid of all the pedophile tolerant freaks & wierdos living there...

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:18:20
#9 you must be a fag. She has the most gorgeous knockers I've ever seen.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:18:38
She has no ass to balance out those tits.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:02:31
#14 you need to get out and see more knockers.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:22:34
What's a fag?

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:36:56
Is #5 really calling someone else "uneducated"....???? Really?????? O_o

By jimmy, on July 7, 2009 07:52:46
I wonder if NAMBLA is having any services for this icon of pedophilia.

#7: I wonder if they charged admission for the memorial services of those soldiers if anyone would go.

Also, can I just point out how FUCKED it is that "his" kids grew up under the care of a drug addict?! Where was child services for THAT, if they couldn't get him on pedophile charges? These poor kids.

I agree he was a great musician. But even Elvis's family didn't charge money for his memorial service. Maybe they had the sense to see the tragic waste drugs turned him into, and didn't want to glorify that aspect of his death.

By ISBN, on July 7, 2009 08:37:04
My friend just called me to tell me about MJ's funeral. I'm not watching, but he told me John Mayer is singing. Plenty of reason not to watch. He also said Bono was there. I told him to fuck off. John Mayer and Bono?!

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:43:25
Now's not the time for crude jokes, guys. Yea sure he had his share of legal troubles and may have been on drugs, but there's no denying that he's had a major impact on pop music. We are celebrating the entertainer, NOT a pedophile. If you wanna make jokes, let's make jokes involving Steve McNair, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, Todd, etc.

By MPT, on July 7, 2009 08:52:18
wtf!?...no Butthole Surfers at the MJ memorial gig?....

By Lee Cadaver, on July 7, 2009 08:55:56
#21, now's not the time to be idolizing a man that does not deserve to be idolized. He did a great thing for music 20+ years ago. There's no reason everyone should turn a blind eye to what else he has done in his life. He died from a drug overdose, he was accused of molesting several children, he took 40+ vicodin a day and was left to raise children. Just look at that last sentence. ANYONE else in this world that fit that description would not be getting celebrated like a hero. There are true heros out there dying everyday, those are the people we need to celebrate and mourn.

By Will NOT mourn a pedophile, on July 7, 2009 09:26:47
u people are just so disrespectful and ignorant. they want to remember the Michael they knew and not what he had become. When one of your family members die you would feel the same even if they had become a drug addict or whatever. you would try and remember the good times. also for the record #5 plenty of black ppl loved his music. u people are just so stupid and evil!!!!!

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:07:50
i have to be sure to tell my anesthesiologist to wake me up in time to see the highlights on the news.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:56:33
#24, I couldn't agree with you more - you hit the nail on the head! I'm not going to waste much of my time bitchin' about how most of these posts sound so ridiculous and ignorant. Yes the media has blown this whole thing way out of proportion, but billions of people know that Michael Jackson is an icon and a superstar for what he did and brought to the music industry. For his offstage antics, let that be the reason why we are humans and some of us do make mistakes. But what's most important is what's in the heart and how to be compassionate...that's what MJ had and expressed through his music! R.I.P. Mike!

Now as for Keeley's tits...those are AWESOME! Can't believe some of you cock suckers would disagree and say "she has mutant titties"...come on, are you serious!?!?

By donthatethetits!, on July 7, 2009 11:22:19
I wonder how much the family will take to sell the three white kids Jackson wasn't the biological father of to Madonna or Angelina?

By Bubbles the Chimp, on July 7, 2009 11:41:29
Bet the hole they drop him in is shaped like a 9 year old boys anus !
BWAHAHAHA!

Too soon ? :P

By BukkNekkid , on July 7, 2009 11:45:59
#23

Elvis Presley did drugs, was banging Priscilla when she was 14, took more drugs, took nudie pics of her @ 17 years of age, did more drugs, raped Priscilla on the bedroom floor after they were married, did more drugs, slapped her around a couple of times, did more drugs, cheated on her with a slew of women, did more drugs, and died on the toilet. And he got a motorcade that clogged all of Highway 51 in Memphis (Elvis Presley Blvd. to the layman), not counting the fans standing on each side of the road. Not to mention the money made off of tourism to Graceland. I like Big E and all, but he and MJ were no different. And Elvis got a pretty big sendoff as well.

By Elvis liked younger ass too, on July 7, 2009 12:07:34
#17, Are you fuckin' serious!?!? It's freakin' 2009 and you're asking that? Answer to your question - Perez Hilton.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 12:17:28
If the procession would have been like the one
Todd described, I would have watched it.

And didn't anyone tell the Jackson Brothers the
Larry David rule? "Only two kinds of people wear
"sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes..."

By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on July 7, 2009 13:10:53
FUNNY HOW THERES NO PROOF HE EVER TOUCHED A KID!
also funny how once people get money they STFU

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 13:22:34
No boys under 16 were allowed into the service.

Michael is now a "shovel ready project."

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 13:23:28
all of you above.. you really bought into all the rumors huh..

J was a humanitarian, a giver and a wonderful and kind human being,
even aside from his musical talent.

He would NEVER have hurt any child.

all your disrespect and hating is so misplaced and misdirected that its almost comical.

he is the guiness book of records for his generosity for chrissakes.
Child molseter? i think not.

By kk, on July 7, 2009 13:40:37
#34, please say it. Say the magic word. Say it, I know you want to.

We're being...say it, say it...everyone here is being..."IGNORANT"!

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 14:22:42
"most of these posts sound so ridiculous and ignorant."

HAHAHA! Yes!!! #26, you're fucking ROCK! "Nooo, you're ignorant, you're being ignorant" Thanks, bro! You walking parody, you!

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 14:25:30
#23 you're a retard. if your child said he had been molested, you would stop at nothing to put the person to blame in jail. everyone was paid out, funny how he didn't go to jail.
no one was persuing anything once they had money.

and todd, this is the first time one of your posts has kinda sucked. i feel sorry for you if you really believe those accusations (and yes i am a regular lover of this site)

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 14:47:29
34, you poor, delusional, brain addled twat.

He most definitely was a serial child molester. There is so much evidence, but he paid off everyone to be quiet. Even the jurors who acquitted him say they most definitely KNOW he molested the one child. Being acquitted DOES NOT mean you didn't do the act. It only means the prosecution couldn't prove criminal charges.

There are credible witnesses and stories all over the place saying how he purposely orchestrated an image that made him appear as a light of world caring, peace, and supporter of children, simply to throw suspicion off of his child molestation, drug use, and insane amounts of plastic surgery. He was a sick, pitiful, human being who's every move was simply to allow him to take advantage of children. Many of his actions are CLASSIC pedophile behavior.

YOU, can not face facts. YOU must turn a blind eye to his evil. YOU, must keep this charade up in order not to look into your own soul to see how easy it is for you to turn a blind eye to such atrocious actions due to the simple bedazzlement of his music and pop-iconery.

By ROT IN HELL CHILD MOLESTER JACKSON!!!, on July 7, 2009 16:06:21
Hope they drove a stake up his ass to ensure that the zombie wouldn't return.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 16:33:57
Ummm half of you will probably be put in a wood box that says "HEAD" at tht top and "FEET" at the bottom and no one will attend your funeral so I can understand why you wouldn't want to watch. :-)

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:06:52
AS usually Americans built someone and then tear them down ever thou "they motto is innocent until proven guilty" one reason I never aspired to live in USA. Too much hypocrisy for me.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:25:32
#32, then I wonder why he didnt fight his innocense to the end? If he was innocent why did he not just fight the the end, he had nothing to lose after all.He fled the country instead.I am not sure if I'd let my child around him unsupervised, thats for sure.just out of precaoution, you know.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:27:58
Hey,#17 here.I came to this country about 8 years ago knowing no English,I have learned a lot but just recently have been hearing new words, like "Fag" or "faggot" or "thug"... among a few others.I am learning, I am learning...

By #17, on July 7, 2009 17:32:34
float made of cotton candy and demerol...that is the funniest thing i've ever read, marry me?

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 19:17:17
#36, were you one of the others that had their pants off in the department store when Michael Jackson was there and all boys pants were on sale for 1/2 off? Or was that your mom?

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 20:23:19
it's disgusting how evil the people here can be...the writer of this blog surely is one of them.

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 20:48:15
You are fucked up

By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 21:05:22
No38,
i think YOU are the one who is delusional.

Why do you insist in believing the worst? even when there is no basis for that belief?
its so cynical.

Jackson, gave and gave and gave.
He was very open and sensitive to people in genral and children in particuar.

if tahyts what you call 'classic molester behaviour' then i guess molesting is a good thing.

I am a mother and YES if MJ were alive today, i would leave my children with him. in a heartbeat.
Rather than leave them with someone who is so ugly and self-righteous on the inside like you.

People like you only want to think the worst of a person because it makes them feel better about themsleves.

If he was evil then so are you for persecuting him.
I guess as they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

By kk, on July 8, 2009 00:41:14
I know I going to get a comment about this but Keeley Hazell is not that hot, she has no defintion, which makes her woman,no ass, no titts and she has BIG feet.

I would bang Kim Kards,Peta Tood (oh yes), even Jessica Simpson, before that Keeley Hazel. Woman should have curves, not just be a stick.

One man's dream is another man's nightmare.`

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 00:50:23
my wife just pointed out she does has tits but there not has big has hers and thats why I am so negative, oh well!

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 00:51:56
Wow 38,
so its easier for you to believe that

<< he purposely orchestrated an image that made him appear as a light of world caring, peace, and supporter of children, simply to throw suspicion off of his child molestation, drug use, and his every move was simply to allow him to take advantage of children>>

rather than he was a kind philanthropic good human being, who was childlike and who spent his adult life making up for his lost childhood and making people happy through giving, but was sadly taken advantage off by extortionsts.

So all his foundatiuns andn donations to sick children even from the 80s were just to 'take advantage' of children?

THAT's easier to believe for you?

wow.
You really are a fantastic conspiracy theorist. sure you dont work for the CIA?

By africa is not a curse word!, on July 8, 2009 03:26:30
Right #32, he paid those people off because he was innocent. And OJ didn't do it either. I don't care how much MJ gave and gave. He was generous alright, luring kids in with cotton candy and carnival rides. He was an overrated bubble gum star living a bubble gum life, and the only reasons he was so popular was 1) he had a god given voice, 2) he had a great producer, and 3) there's lots of crazy people out there who identified with him.

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 03:29:18
52
''He was an overrated bubble gum star living a bubble gum life''

that staenwmt rights there strips you of seriousness..

if you really think MJ was on the same level as the idiot celebs who are paraded on this site day in day out then we really have nothing to discuss here...

By kk, on July 8, 2009 04:14:14
KK...just some advice, bro. Scale back the responses. You are not looking good here. I know, you liked MJ, but your responses are starting to get a little sad and a little downright creepy.

Step away from the keyboard, go make yourself a nice big fudge sundae, and listen to "Man in the Mirror" on an endless loop while you sob uncontrollably and fantasize about MJ defiling you with his jewel-encrusted glove.

By Impartial Observer, on July 8, 2009 09:10:08
#52

You must be native or just an idio, probably the latter. Now I don't know if he did it or NOT, but with concern to OJ again not sure, since unless I was standing there when these events occurred not going to sound like a dumbass stating that factual in my comments and I was there.

MJ was found innocent in trial case and yes he had money to get best lawyer, but the lawyer still has to work within judicial system and its up to Judge and jury to make the decision based on the evidence eprsented. You can't paid off everyone, how much money you have look at that investment banker who got muliple life sentences.

What I do know is MJ was a SUPERSTAR and if you are saying that 100s of million of people are crazy, well Hmmm maybe you have not taken your Prozac lately.

Put in your claws and try not to be such hater!

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 10:30:33
This person comments below are so funny, he puts so much effort into saying that there are fact, but does not know the meaning of fact vs, opinion. Just say someone is something does not make them that but if you show me the links with FACTUAL proof and not tabloid garage, the maybe take you seriously.

I do not know if he was or not..but not going nail my self to a cross to say it 100%, when I have no facts.

34, you poor, delusional, brain addled twat.

He most definitely was a serial child molester. There is so much evidence, but he paid off everyone to be quiet. Even the jurors who acquitted him say they most definitely KNOW he molested the one child. Being acquitted DOES NOT mean you didn't do the act. It only means the prosecution couldn't prove criminal charges.

There are credible witnesses and stories all over the place saying how he purposely orchestrated an image that made him appear as a light of world caring, peace, and supporter of children, simply to throw suspicion off of his child molestation, drug use, and insane amounts of plastic surgery. He was a sick, pitiful, human being who's every move was simply to allow him to take advantage of children. Many of his actions are CLASSIC pedophile behavior.

YOU, can not face facts. YOU must turn a blind eye to his evil. YOU, must keep this charade up in order not to look into your own soul to see how easy it is for you to turn a blind eye to such atrocious actions due to the simple bedazzlement of his music and pop-iconery.
By ROT IN HELL CHILD MOLESTER JACKSON (I am a dumbass) !!!, on July 7, 2009 16:06:21

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 10:40:46
#51 don't be naive. Michael was a pedo. The fact that he did things for charity doesn't change that OR make up for it either. He was a sick pervert who touched kids and good riddance I say.

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 11:00:12
Looks like Brooke Shields needs more drugs, not less.

By Malcomn Shabazz XXX Boo Boo, on July 8, 2009 11:05:36
KK is a girl.

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 11:20:45
#55:

The jury did not find Michael Jackson "innocent". They found him not guilty. There is a difference. A defendant can enter one of only 3 pleas. Guilty, not guilty or no contest. There is no plea of "innocent".

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 12:52:09
#3: I agree, except keeley definitely got some lip work done. Check out her pout in the first link compared to the last 2. but, all in all she's a beauty.

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 16:40:21
#60

What does not guilty mean..damn we have wannabe lawyer here..lol

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 21:24:46
#60

What does not guilty mean..damn we have wannabe lawyer here..lol anyway the point of #55 was to state that within the system, you are inncocent until proven guilty.

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 21:27:02
#60 God knows you are not an attorney because if you are, you fucking suck. LMMFAO! The sick, faggot kid just came out and said that he LIED. You fucking douchebag. LOL! I AM an attorney and you just lost your case. LOSER!

By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 22:49:38
i am so glad that piece of human shit is gone!!!!

By glad he is dead, on July 9, 2009 09:55:17
Wow you guys are some real devil worshipers...how can you say that you are glad someone is dead because you all are speculating that he was a pedophile? Do you even know the truth, were you in the room. Btw I heard the little boy that had cancer that accused him of touching him came out and said it was not true and that his father made him do it b/c they needed money (hence in debt from treatments let's go after the world's biggest pop star). Let's do a post about that. Or how he gave to so many children around the world that he is in the world guiness record for it or how he sold over 750m records. That's the good stuff assholes. Go suck at your mom's tits b/c no one will ever care about you like most of the world cared about MJ.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 15:28:35
RIP MJ.
All the hate cant hurt you now.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 23:28:11
Wow. Calm the fuck down and have some respect for the dead. I don't care if you weren't a fan of MJ or not, taking cheap shots shows your level of 'humor'. Maturity fail.

Both of his accusors were trying to cash in. Fact is, you can't prove shit or prove anything otherwise (that he did indeed molest those kids). If you can accuse MJ of being a 'child molester' I can certainly accuse you of being fucking morons. No proof needed, right?

That being said, I can stand here and fully admit that stating it's okay to share a bed with kids is okay is bizarre and though innocent, is behaviour that shouldn't of happened. The rest is bullshit...much like "MJ purchases bones of the elephant man" or "MJ sleeps in an oxygen chamber" etc etc.

It is CLEAR he was psychologically damaged as a child and was forever trying to claim it back.

RIP MJ.

By anonymous, on July 11, 2009 20:33:37

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