She's showing us all how she got pregnant by her beloved ex-husband. And dammit, she wants that money, I mean those kids! She signed away her parental right and even said she didn't have them to become a mother, now they're with Joe Jackson. Those poor children can't get a break. Maybe Diana Ross will save them.
So you are going to have those purely white kids Michael Jackson purchased being raised by black people? Sounds like that old Steve Martin movie come to life!
Gross she's isn't wearing gloves. No wonder she's a lesbian! At least MJ always wore gloves, although the fingers were often cut out, I wonder if he wore those gloves when he was fingering those little boy assholes?
I would just imagine how those kids are feeling now? poor children, seriously. Good bye Micheal, you were an angel on this hell of an earth, you left us your words and music, rest in peace your voice will never die. fuck up world.
Debbie is so rough-lookin'; it looks like her wacky ass isn't even wearing a glove. She'll try to get the kids she SOLD in hopes of getting more of MJ's money. I'm sick of looking at the pig.
Thought I had it made when I got my share of the Three Wolf jamba, but then my supermodel ordered one of these - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001CSNT3E/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk, and it canceled out my powers. She no longer considered my fat rolls to be magical crumb cornucopias or my nose hairs to be byproducts of my nostril spiders. Fair warning, wolf-brothers.
it's saying the pendar rat is hiding in the moon & she's either onto him or for him. probably for him. she kept quiet & never made a fuss. WHY ISN'T ANYBODY ASKING WHY HIS CHILDREN DON'T HAVE A SHRED OF BLACK IN THEM? one thing about pendar he just believed in his lies that he would forget that his last lie was so far removed from the original lie, he must have smoked some serious shit to get through his days. so must his pretend family. i think i will become a crack addict i just feel it would be less complicated than inhaling this.
I know #5 provided the link but this is worth cut and paste job for everyone to read concerning the Wolves T-shirt
11,565 of 11,665 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark
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Leave Your CommentShe's showing us all how she got pregnant by her beloved ex-husband. And dammit, she wants that money, I mean those kids! She signed away her parental right and even said she didn't have them to become a mother, now they're with Joe Jackson. Those poor children can't get a break. Maybe Diana Ross will save them.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 05:12:30
Yeah but who is that with the hand up Debbie's ass?
By Santos, on July 3, 2009 05:17:54
Wow. That's one hard-lookin' butch.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 05:18:18
Sexy!!!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 05:20:23
Dude, did you read the reviews for that T-shirt?? Fucking HILARIOUS. http://www.amazon.com/Three-Official-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve/dp/B000NZW3IY
By Cynthia, on July 3, 2009 05:29:11
my eyes! my eyes!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 06:11:26
@5
That is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Thanks!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 06:25:53
I wonder if Jacko "horsed" around w/her like that?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 06:28:37
What a horse's ass. And why does that bull dyke have "her" arm up Sarah Jessica Parker's ass?
By Storm, on July 3, 2009 07:13:00
Maybe that's where MJ hid all of his drugs? Money? Masculinity?
If I'm the kids, I don't know which guardian I'm more afraid to be around, this or wax-faced Joe Jackson.
By Jimbo, on July 3, 2009 07:14:40
Good grief, I hope some of you never spend some time on a working farm, you'd lose your freaking minds. Sheesh!
By jaye, on July 3, 2009 07:38:24
I think I would be more afraid of Joe, after what he did to his own kids, what can you expect him to do with his grandkids???
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 08:11:22
I ran across this pic right after I read this post.
http://images.ehowa.com/fifteenwolves.jpg
By MentalGump, on July 3, 2009 08:24:29
I'm so fucking pissed that the GosPos won over the Three Wolf Moon Tee for "Hot Slut of the Month" on DListed. *sigh*
Seeing this shirt on an actual human being made my day, however. Only few can weild its power!
By Otolemur, on July 3, 2009 08:41:04
So you are going to have those purely white kids Michael Jackson purchased being raised by black people?
Sounds like that old Steve Martin movie come to life!
By Morgan, on July 3, 2009 10:45:51
Debbie Rowe is the definition of a "cash cow".
By W. Buffet, on July 3, 2009 10:55:41
Gross she's isn't wearing gloves. No wonder she's a lesbian! At least MJ always wore gloves, although the fingers were often cut out, I wonder if he wore those gloves when he was fingering those little boy assholes?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 11:19:34
Shit Fuck! She makes Kelly Clarkson & Kong k. look hot, & that's not saying much either.
BTW-Love the bruce campbell clip. He's still the player. He should run Playboy after hef croaks.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 14:41:43
An insult to butch dykes around the world. I pray MJ's kids don't end up with her
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 14:48:19
LOLOLOL She's wearing the infamous "WOLF" shirt!!! PRICELESS!!!
Bitches be crazzaaaay!!!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 17:11:38
Conio que mujer mas fea!!!
By Tasi, on July 3, 2009 18:36:40
you guys hould leave joe jackson alone.
the guy is over 80 for chrisakes! he just has a big mouth.
besides the kids will be with their grandma and nanny and staff.
thioier family.
not this stranger that signed over her parental rights for $9million.
she has some nerve.
By kk, on July 4, 2009 02:05:29
Last time I saw someone wearing a shirt like that, they were walking out of a mobile home. She was two embyos away from being trailer trash...WOW
By invalidusername, on July 4, 2009 02:54:43
I thought it was Rutger Hauer in the pictures at first.
By YeahIKilledKenny, on July 4, 2009 05:48:19
Holy shit #5!!! That is quality!!! LMAO!!
By FemBot, on July 4, 2009 07:31:19
#5. Thank you soooo much for the link. Laughed my ass off and read it to all my co-workers!
By chuggdog, on July 4, 2009 07:53:10
Is she walking out of a stable carrying a pregnancy stick?
Hot!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 08:57:09
I would just imagine how those kids are feeling now? poor children, seriously.
Good bye Micheal, you were an angel on this hell of an earth, you left us your words and music, rest in peace your voice will never die.
fuck up world.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 09:49:19
Debbie is so rough-lookin'; it looks like her wacky ass isn't even wearing a glove. She'll try to get the kids she SOLD in hopes of getting more of MJ's money. I'm sick of looking at the pig.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 10:21:10
How the fuck are you gonna stick your hand up a horse's twat and NOT wear a glove? This woman is the beast.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 11:36:14
Thought I had it made when I got my share of the Three Wolf jamba, but then my supermodel ordered one of these - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001CSNT3E/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk, and it canceled out my powers. She no longer considered my fat rolls to be magical crumb cornucopias or my nose hairs to be byproducts of my nostril spiders. Fair warning, wolf-brothers.
By Fair Warning, on July 4, 2009 12:34:49
The best part of this post was #5's link. Now pull this thing down! Thanks Todd, Happy 4th!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 13:08:37
it's saying the pendar rat is hiding in the moon & she's either onto him or for him. probably for him. she kept quiet & never made a fuss.
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY ASKING WHY HIS CHILDREN DON'T HAVE A SHRED OF BLACK IN THEM?
one thing about pendar he just believed in his lies that he would forget that his last lie was so far removed from the original lie, he must have smoked some serious shit to get through his days. so must his pretend family.
i think i will become a crack addict i just feel it would be less complicated than inhaling this.
By anom, on July 4, 2009 16:27:03
#18: agreed about the Bruce Campbell clip...it absolutely looks like Playboy's 50s-era "late night" TV show, and Bruce is looking pretty Hef...
By bud, on July 4, 2009 17:17:08
#27: it's a digital thermometer.
She's taking the rectal temperature of this poor beast, and being none-to-sanitary about it...
By bud, on July 4, 2009 17:18:41
She looks about as appealing as an asshole smells.
By Ass Full of Beans, on July 4, 2009 21:40:53
Sarah Jessica Parker's going to be pissed when she finds out that photos of her last prostate exam have been leaked online.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 00:42:12
Judging by her size, she's 'hungry like the wolf'.
By Red Cat, on July 5, 2009 01:18:40
I totally though this was Robert Duvall before I read the story.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 07:28:02
#34: Looks more 70's shagadellic of you ask me.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 07:39:23
which one is the horses ass for fucks sake???
By Ed The Horse, on July 5, 2009 10:57:21
My god, get this monstrosity off the top of the page...post anything!
By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 13:53:43
She kind of looks like Chastity Bono.
It's a man, baby !
By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 14:00:48
Update your website Todd!
By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 00:48:09
I know #5 provided the link but this is worth cut and paste job for everyone to read concerning the Wolves T-shirt
11,565 of 11,665 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark
By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 01:06:00
the video of shirt is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB45AUmchM
By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 16:25:21
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