Whitney Port Is A Maybe

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  1. Is that a furkini? If not, bikini-fail bigtime.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 04:50:36

  2. Awful bikini. (and her face always looks like a 2yr olds to me)

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 05:09:44

  3. lol.
    she shouldnt be allowed to dress herself.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 05:17:15

  4. THERE IS NOTHING HOT ABOUT HER HER ASS IS SAGGING

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 05:25:45

  5. that's a lot of accessorizing for a day at the beach...

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:05:50

  6. Hahaha... you're dead-on about the 70's porn star bottoms. Also, I think Whitney Port was in Wu-Tang Clan, and her name was Horseface Killah.

    By Dingo, on July 20, 2009 06:41:01

  7. Oh my she hears and senses danger from the approaching ice cream man!! RUN!!!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:48:19

  8. badger haha i enjoyed that

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:20:07

  9. Look at her face in picture 6. You really wanna fuck that, Todd?

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:34:04

  10. it looks like her bush is coming out of her bikini bottom. ugh.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:37:25

  11. That bitch needs a lady shave (and i mean a fuckin hedge trimmer !!!!)

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:39:07

  12. Magazines lie all the time. Like when they tell us that Gwyneth Paltrow and French women are fashionable and beautiful. Or that Kirsten Dunst is a beauty with personality. They are liars.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:42:50

  13. I find her surgically altered nose too unnatural and distracting.

    By joejoe, on July 20, 2009 07:54:29

  14. PS: I'm sure her bathing suit is from her own line and these photos are just fuel for the hype machine. UGH....

    By joejoe, on July 20, 2009 08:03:44

  15. I'm with #9 on this one. Ugh.

    By Chantelle, on July 20, 2009 08:16:05

  16. you can read her lips on pic #11

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 08:37:11

  17. After looking closer at a couple of photos I crown this one the 'Queen of Skat'...

    (skat being an obvious abbreviation of skinny fat....)

    By joejoe, on July 20, 2009 09:14:07

  18. @#12- French women have bad b.o., don't shower enough and have underarm hair. That is why I find Hillary Clinton tres hot !

    By Nickie Szarkozy, on July 20, 2009 09:58:40

  19. She's got a great ass ... I would definitely tap that ...

    By Midlife Bachelor, on July 20, 2009 10:12:05

  20. She rates quite high on the "meh" scale.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 12:55:43

  21. Only 3% of the male population would throw her out of bed. I know I would !

    By Adam Glambert, on July 20, 2009 14:42:49

  22. shes gross

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2009 04:42:35

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