Billy Mays Was High As Hell


Billy Mays' official toxicology report was released today, and let's just say that watching stains disappear like magic wasn't the only thing that got him excited. Here's a hint: Drugs. Lots of drugs. TMZ reports:
A mighty shocking autopsy report concludes cocaine contributed to the sudden death of pitchman Billy Mays back in June. The report, which was released today, lists "cocaine use" as a contributing cause of death -- along with hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease....Official documents show the following drugs were in Mays' system -- hydrocodone (Vicodin), oxycodone (painkiller), alprazolam (Xanax), nordiazepam (Valium), benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). Ethanol -- alcohol -- was also in Mays' system.

I guess one good thing about cocaine is that it reeeeallly gets you excited about grape juice stains being totally removed from your shirt. I think people often take that for granted sometimes.
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