18 Comments:

1. Playboy- Fail.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:12:50

2. The chick doesn't even get naked from what I've been hearing.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:20:18

3. Todd, I'm new to your site and you are without a doubt the funniest blogger out there. Anybody know if Todd is cute?:)

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:22:40

4. She looks like Tori Spelling.
   In other words, she has no buisness in Playboy.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:37:00

5. Magazines are failing so they'll put anyone in it to sell issues. But why this talentless bag of fermented douche water is even a little bit famous is beyond me. Here's a question: If there is a one day media black out on Megan Fox why isn't there a permanent black out on this chick and her pimp?

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:38:14

6. Oh, that's the retarded couple.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:55:32

7. Remember Todd, Chyna was in Playboy *shudder*

   By duder, on August 7, 2009 03:56:48

8. She's not a big enough reason for me to buy this issue so someone please let me know if she's actually showing anything or not. If she's sitting spread eagle I might look just because its kinda like a solar eclipse-you look even thought you know its going to hurt you eyes....

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:09:33

9. How proud he must be.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:17:21

10. Heff is old... what can i say...

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:17:26

11. She looks like she's covered in shit, what with her standing in what looks like a bathroom and all. Fitting.

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:26:46

12. Anybody else think she looks like she's covered in brown hair on the magazine cover?

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:44:31

13. I'll fuck her.. sure why not...

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:52:11

14. Y'all gay, 'cause this chick is hot and I'd bang the bejeezus out of her if given a shot. Which I won't be because not exactly the most attractive of men. But I will be picking up this copy of Playboy as well as a sizable amount of handcream.
    
    Because I'm going to masterbate to the pictures.
    
    I just wanted to make sure you all got that.
    
    Don't judge me.

    By thebig28, on August 7, 2009 04:55:52

15. heidi montag and a world is ending article all in one. must be a good issue

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 05:10:20

16. THis is awful at first glance she appears in need of serious electrolysis. whoever approved this shoot is not a big fan of woman.

    By Adam, on August 7, 2009 05:54:19

17. fug... but her body is ok...

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 06:13:09

18. Heidi Montag: Enema Nurse of the Year!

    By stickynose, on August 7, 2009 07:02:00