*cringe*.... er, uh, um.. no. No, no... no. Sorry brit. No. This doesn't work for me. This is still brit trying too hard. Just go home to your kids and put on your mum-jeans.
She has raised above.Good for her.I hope she stays healthy for her children.We all go through rough times sometime in life.Im not a fan of hers or anything like it,I just like seing women take control over their lives for good.Like the day I said I'd stop biting my nails and I stopped, or like my fat cousin who decided to lose weight and did it,like that,okay?
I have a thing for college gymnast body types, so she looks good to me.
If you are looking for gams, the gal doing Britney's hair has way better legs for the average preference. Britney's muscled-up trunks are just too thick for mass media sex kitten work these days. I see better bodies at the health club all the time.
Easy, Todd; this is SLUTney spears we're talking about here. Afterall, she can turn in a moment's notice & start pussy flashing or attacking cars with an umbrella. About these pictures:
* She's still got tree truck thick legs and a fat ass.
* No matter what, she's got fried up floppy titty bags.
* She's still wearing oversized "I'm too important to be bothered by you" sunglasses.
She's still a dumbass, and always will be, no matter how much she gets dolled up.
Under that hat and those glasses her face is still just as busted as ever. Her body's still nothing to write home about either - it looks like if you pressed on her belly button she'd let out a "hoo-hoo!"
I didn't think she'd improve this much from her all-time low. I guess she really does have to stay on tour all the time to avoid becoming a psychotic sow.
I've noticed with many pics of Britney that she often clenches her fists down and tightens her shoulders like she is petrified of anyone going near her. Kind of like a 'fight or flight' stance...... She really needs to get away from people for a while - the constant hoards/attention has f'd her up psychologically.
WTF?? Todd, I`m gonna buy you a pair of nice glasses
She is: liposucked, and still fat She is: bulimic, and still thick She is: bigger than anyone posting here She has: tree trunk legs She has: saggy tits, and in the banner picture you can see she has some "filling" inside her bra. She has: fake tan to cover cellulitis and stretch marks. She is wearing high heels because she is fucking short. The oufit makes her look like a tranny. She has fake blonde hair, fake hair lenght.
#26...her freakin' weird big toes are way too large for her foot, and they hang over every shoe she wears! and she should wipe her crotch after toileting if she is gonna wear white panties or bikinis!
Her receding hairline is hilarious! In all new pics no matter what they do to her, that growing baldness is freakish.
My favorite pic is the one when she's bending over showing the stylist her extension connection roots, and the chick is like "ew god wtf is going on here?" and you can tell she does NOT want to touch those nast tresses.
What made Britney so beautiful was her smile and her bubbly personality. Everyone was drawn to it, whether they loved her or hated her. She had the brightest smile. You could almost feel the joy emanating for her in pictures.
That joy does not exist anymore. That genuine smile is long gone. Now all she emanates is disappointment. I never cared for Britney myself, but I have to admit that such a promising lifelong career gone to such waste is pretty fucking sad.
20,000 thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, full time make up artists and photoshops, still looking stupid and fat, one minute she is brunette and other minute she is blonde, for 27 years, this woman has been so used that she look older then her age no matter how hard she tries. what is she trying to sell here, meh"
FAKE, mental used abused stupid whore, no matter how much she and her management and fans try hard to sell her, she cant sing, that is a fact, there are nothing sexy, how much money they have spend to dress her up so she can sell shit music, 27 and looking 40. give it up fake mama. go fuck your agents and your employees, that is all what you can do, a pussy a size of a yacht. stop the press there is nothing to read seriously about this whore./.
So Britney got a "wow" from Todd? WTF. I agree on the glasses. Let's start a fund on Paypal or something. But Todd would have to post pictures of the receipt and him in the new glasses. He could very well trick us and spend it on hookers.
just remember, everyone: this is the same girl we were all yanking it to on mtv (back in the day when they actually had videos). can't complain too much...
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Leave Your Comment*cringe*.... er, uh, um.. no. No, no... no. Sorry brit. No. This doesn't work for me. This is still brit trying too hard. Just go home to your kids and put on your mum-jeans.
By Jordan, on August 6, 2009 22:22:14
What? When did this happen? Who is going to make me feel better about myself now?!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 22:22:36
Looks like one of the Golden Girls.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 22:25:01
"Looking better than she has in years" is still relative. Ham-hock thighs, and a tiny little head.
Still, I give her high marks for cutting her Cheetoh consumption to five trash bags a day.
By Storm, on August 6, 2009 22:27:31
Well.. what can i say.. she looks a little bit fuckable now.. but still.. i don't see that curvy britney that enchanted us a few years ago..
Nice legs thou... but i dont see any curves.. and her breast.. are falling...
from 1 to 10.. i give her a 5 1/2
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 22:30:04
Pig in knickers.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 22:34:00
She is a hot PTA mom...I'd ride her at the school carnival...even with cotton candy in her mouth
By Dustin Diamond, on August 6, 2009 22:35:17
From the side, the 'roid gut and cheesey ass leave me pointin' south
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 22:38:16
She has raised above.Good for her.I hope she stays healthy for her children.We all go through rough times sometime in life.Im not a fan of hers or anything like it,I just like seing women take control over their lives for good.Like the day I said I'd stop biting my nails and I stopped, or like my fat cousin who decided to lose weight and did it,like that,okay?
By Tasi., on August 6, 2009 22:58:10
is that a really-scary camel-toe thing going on down there?
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By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 23:00:33
I have a thing for college gymnast body types, so she looks good to me.
If you are looking for gams, the gal doing Britney's hair has way better legs for the average preference. Britney's muscled-up trunks are just too thick for mass media sex kitten work these days. I see better bodies at the health club all the time.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 23:12:49
You've got to be effn kidding me, she looks like Miss Piggy in a bikini. I'd still hit it.
By Agent Smith, on August 6, 2009 23:25:06
These pics were taken from a distance, for good reason - I'm sure she looks like shit in an un-Photoshopped close up. Barf.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 23:40:24
Easy, Todd; this is SLUTney spears we're talking about here. Afterall, she can turn in a moment's notice & start pussy flashing or attacking cars with an umbrella. About these pictures:
* She's still got tree truck thick legs and a fat ass.
* No matter what, she's got fried up floppy titty bags.
* She's still wearing oversized "I'm too important to be bothered by you" sunglasses.
She's still a dumbass, and always will be, no matter how much she gets dolled up.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 23:43:34
whats that wet mark on her snatch
By taz, on August 6, 2009 23:53:43
Stumpney Spears!
By I likes me sum hamhocks, on August 6, 2009 23:57:34
I want to be in that.
SO hot!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 23:57:44
I see some vaginal secretions
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 00:06:51
Camel toe wet spot....
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 00:21:18
she has a camel toe in pic 3, and its not even a clear cut toe, its a camel squiggle... not good. Looks like an m80 went off in there.
also, is that kleenex hanging over the right titty?
still britney, ya can't polish a turd.
By Denise, on August 7, 2009 00:30:53
She's a chubby little girl playing dress-up. No. No. No.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 00:51:43
Anyone thinks she's hot line up against the wall.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 01:07:00
Under that hat and those glasses her face is still just as busted as ever. Her body's still nothing to write home about either - it looks like if you pressed on her belly button she'd let out a "hoo-hoo!"
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 01:31:57
I didn't think she'd improve this much from her all-time low. I guess she really does have to stay on tour all the time to avoid becoming a psychotic sow.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 02:07:17
She still has saggy tits and tree trunk thighs and is dumb as a post.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 02:19:51
Lipstick on a pig. Her hooves are also too big for those hideous shoes.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 02:23:23
Anyone who says they'd hit it has never seen a closeup of her vagina. Or any vagina. Hers is fucking nasty and I wouldn't want anything to do with it.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 02:52:27
me still no likey
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:53:22
#20:
"Looks like an m80 went off in there"
LMAO!!! That's freakin' awesome!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 05:15:10
euw cankles! she still has thunder thighs. they should make her wear pants all the time.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 07:33:08
you want a piece of meat...
By Kelly, on August 7, 2009 09:18:49
WOW Brit Brit looks Great!!! I must agree!
La
By La, on August 7, 2009 09:44:06
I've noticed with many pics of Britney that she often clenches her fists down and tightens her shoulders like she is petrified of anyone going near her. Kind of like a 'fight or flight' stance...... She really needs to get away from people for a while - the constant hoards/attention has f'd her up psychologically.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 10:11:46
WTF?? Todd, I`m gonna buy you a pair of nice glasses
She is: liposucked, and still fat
She is: bulimic, and still thick
She is: bigger than anyone posting here
She has: tree trunk legs
She has: saggy tits, and in the banner picture you can see she has some "filling" inside her bra.
She has: fake tan to cover cellulitis and stretch marks.
She is wearing high heels because she is fucking short. The oufit makes her look like a tranny.
She has fake blonde hair, fake hair lenght.
Conclusion: UNfuckable
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 10:19:27
#26...her freakin' weird big toes are way too large for her foot, and they hang over every shoe she wears! and she should wipe her crotch after toileting if she is gonna wear white panties or bikinis!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 19:06:56
Still looks like a hillbilly retard to me!
By WD, on August 7, 2009 21:58:00
Her receding hairline is hilarious! In all new pics no matter what they do to her, that growing baldness is freakish.
My favorite pic is the one when she's bending over showing the stylist her extension connection roots, and the chick is like "ew god wtf is going on here?" and you can tell she does NOT want to touch those nast tresses.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 00:04:28
Still a Trailer Park star!
By BukkNekkid , on August 8, 2009 00:36:32
What made Britney so beautiful was her smile and her bubbly personality. Everyone was drawn to it, whether they loved her or hated her. She had the brightest smile. You could almost feel the joy emanating for her in pictures.
That joy does not exist anymore. That genuine smile is long gone. Now all she emanates is disappointment. I never cared for Britney myself, but I have to admit that such a promising lifelong career gone to such waste is pretty fucking sad.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 00:39:34
just remember : meat curtains
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 12:02:04
20,000 thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, full time make up artists and photoshops, still looking stupid and fat, one minute she is brunette and other minute she is blonde, for 27 years, this woman has been so used that she look older then her age no matter how hard she tries.
what is she trying to sell here, meh"
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 20:24:44
FAKE, mental used abused stupid whore, no matter how much she and her management and fans try hard to sell her, she cant sing, that is a fact, there are nothing sexy, how much money they have spend to dress her up so she can sell shit music, 27 and looking 40. give it up fake mama. go fuck your agents and your employees, that is all what you can do, a pussy a size of a yacht.
stop the press there is nothing to read seriously about this whore./.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 20:28:21
the queen of skanks and whores.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 20:29:17
So Britney got a "wow" from Todd? WTF. I agree on the glasses. Let's start a fund on Paypal or something. But Todd would have to post pictures of the receipt and him in the new glasses. He could very well trick us and spend it on hookers.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 23:22:01
Whatev, Britney be thickaliscious! Yum!
By Erect, on August 9, 2009 03:03:32
She would be the belle of my damn Trailer Park.
Come over and drink some beer with me honey and maybe we could end up being on an episode of "Cops". And bring some beef jerky.
By K. Fed, on August 9, 2009 07:41:41
Wow #39, that first paragraph made me think of Farrah.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2009 08:43:55
just remember, everyone:
this is the same girl we were all yanking it to on mtv (back in the day when they actually had videos). can't complain too much...
By anonymous, on August 9, 2009 17:49:54
Ew
By anonymous, on August 10, 2009 05:48:22
I keep hearing things like meat curtains, blown out, like an M80 went off in there. I love huge lips like that.
I'd hit it til she bled out her ears.
By anonymous, on August 10, 2009 15:53:58
No wonder Daddy MADE her clean herself last week. Knew there was a reason....
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 02:24:11
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