Magazines are failing so they'll put anyone in it to sell issues. But why this talentless bag of fermented douche water is even a little bit famous is beyond me. Here's a question: If there is a one day media black out on Megan Fox why isn't there a permanent black out on this chick and her pimp?
She's not a big enough reason for me to buy this issue so someone please let me know if she's actually showing anything or not. If she's sitting spread eagle I might look just because its kinda like a solar eclipse-you look even thought you know its going to hurt you eyes....
Y'all gay, 'cause this chick is hot and I'd bang the bejeezus out of her if given a shot. Which I won't be because not exactly the most attractive of men. But I will be picking up this copy of Playboy as well as a sizable amount of handcream.
All aboard for Tranny city. Take a close look and turn to stone. Yet another overrated wannabe dark horse for placing at the Preakness, but SJP will win by a nose or lose by an Adam's apple. Gonna be close.
Ok, I understand the Heidi Montag comments are here because the article was pulled for some reason, but I'm not seeing anything about Billy Mays here, except for commenter #19 mentioning him, but I'm just gonna guess that maybe there was a post about Billy Mays autopsy today showing he liked to do blow?
#3--yes he's hot. I'd take him in the ass in a hot second. and todd, i think the note in the italics was the funniest part about this...then again i'm also drunk, so who knows what the hell's going on in my head
regarding Kelly Brook: yes, it is a pity those legs were not spread...yes, there is a posting screw up ghost in the machine thing going on and finally, you are a witty guy, but there are lots of such people out there, please don't let readers' adulations go to your head...then you will become self conscious which means the end....once again, damn, I would love to see Kelly Brook all splayed pink...
So I had to imdb this chick and it says she was born in 1979. That is pretty impressive. She must not smoke, drink, etc and really take care of herself to stay so fresh looking.
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentPlayboy- Fail.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:12:50
The chick doesn't even get naked from what I've been hearing.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:20:18
Todd, I'm new to your site and you are without a doubt the funniest blogger out there. Anybody know if Todd is cute?:)
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:22:40
She looks like Tori Spelling.
In other words, she has no buisness in Playboy.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:37:00
Magazines are failing so they'll put anyone in it to sell issues. But why this talentless bag of fermented douche water is even a little bit famous is beyond me. Here's a question: If there is a one day media black out on Megan Fox why isn't there a permanent black out on this chick and her pimp?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:38:14
Oh, that's the retarded couple.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 03:55:32
Remember Todd, Chyna was in Playboy *shudder*
By duder, on August 7, 2009 03:56:48
She's not a big enough reason for me to buy this issue so someone please let me know if she's actually showing anything or not. If she's sitting spread eagle I might look just because its kinda like a solar eclipse-you look even thought you know its going to hurt you eyes....
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:09:33
How proud he must be.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:17:21
Heff is old... what can i say...
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:17:26
She looks like she's covered in shit, what with her standing in what looks like a bathroom and all. Fitting.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:26:46
Anybody else think she looks like she's covered in brown hair on the magazine cover?
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:44:31
I'll fuck her.. sure why not...
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 04:52:11
Y'all gay, 'cause this chick is hot and I'd bang the bejeezus out of her if given a shot. Which I won't be because not exactly the most attractive of men. But I will be picking up this copy of Playboy as well as a sizable amount of handcream.
Because I'm going to masterbate to the pictures.
I just wanted to make sure you all got that.
Don't judge me.
By thebig28, on August 7, 2009 04:55:52
heidi montag and a world is ending article all in one. must be a good issue
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 05:10:20
THis is awful at first glance she appears in need of serious electrolysis. whoever approved this shoot is not a big fan of woman.
By Adam, on August 7, 2009 05:54:19
fug... but her body is ok...
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 06:13:09
Heidi Montag: Enema Nurse of the Year!
By stickynose, on August 7, 2009 07:02:00
Why are comments about Tranny Montag in with an article about Billy Mays (aka the white Rick James)??
And #3, yes. Yes he is. Sorry, Chanti.
By JJM, on August 7, 2009 07:36:25
Kelly is a butterface. She's got a good body but her face is ugly. Horseface.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 07:49:12
She looks drunk.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 07:55:36
I think Kelly is amazing, beautiful and perfect body. I could never get enough...
Dont worry Todd...U will figure it out and we are not going anywhere...keep up the good work!
By HungWang, on August 7, 2009 10:46:36
All aboard for Tranny city. Take a close look and turn to stone. Yet another overrated wannabe dark horse for placing at the Preakness, but SJP will win by a nose or lose by an Adam's apple. Gonna be close.
By Pat and Phil McGroin., on August 7, 2009 11:58:55
Kinda looks like Julia Roberts here.
By deja vu, on August 7, 2009 12:09:14
Ok, I understand the Heidi Montag comments are here because the article was pulled for some reason, but I'm not seeing anything about Billy Mays here, except for commenter #19 mentioning him, but I'm just gonna guess that maybe there was a post about Billy Mays autopsy today showing he liked to do blow?
By Trax, on August 7, 2009 12:28:36
#3--yes he's hot. I'd take him in the ass in a hot second.
and todd, i think the note in the italics was the funniest part about this...then again i'm also drunk, so who knows what the hell's going on in my head
By Todd's BM, on August 7, 2009 13:53:59
you can get to the billy mays post through facebook, but the heidi montag comments are still showing up there also...silicon screwups!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 19:00:27
Why is she joy riding with Cheri O'Teri? That gal next to her could totally be a ringer, 'cept she's a little cuter. Not by much though.
By AJ, on August 7, 2009 21:48:27
Why is she hanging out with Cheri Oteri?
By Cheri Oteri is ugly., on August 7, 2009 23:11:24
#24 I thought the same thing. She looks like Julia Roberts in that photo and that's not a good thing.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 23:40:20
regarding Kelly Brook: yes, it is a pity those legs were not spread...yes, there is a posting screw up ghost in the machine thing going on and finally, you are a witty guy, but there are lots of such people out there, please don't let readers' adulations go to your head...then you will become self conscious which means the end....once again, damn, I would love to see Kelly Brook all splayed pink...
By Lee Cadaver, on August 7, 2009 23:47:40
So I had to imdb this chick and it says she was born in 1979. That is pretty impressive. She must not smoke, drink, etc and really take care of herself to stay so fresh looking.
By I'm a girl BTW, on August 8, 2009 00:29:46
Maybe the ghost of Oxy-clean is screwing with the posts ?
By BukkNekkid , on August 8, 2009 00:45:29
Like others, I too initially thought this post was an old picture of Julia Roberts. The resemblance is uncanny. EEK!
By Not a fan of horsefaces, on August 8, 2009 03:06:59
Unless she's oiling up her starfish for poster #14, there's no way I'm getting near that issue.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 03:31:00
Kelly just lemme smell it
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 09:07:22
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I would never dismount for fear I wouldn't ever get another shot at that poon.
By lemee smellit, on August 8, 2009 10:41:39
damn I didnt realize Kelly Brook's face was that rough looking... shame with such a good body
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 17:00:26
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