Im liking this girl a lot!! If i had the oportunity.. i will tear her apart...you see her face and she only wants SEX!! who wouldn't wanna hit that?? .she's so lucious... and foxy.. ... oopss.. did i say "foxy" ?
Agreeing with 9 - Lisa Lampanelli's shit is designed to be so horrific it's actually hilarious. Dane Cook tries too hard, laughs at his own jokes, and his half-retarded pre-pubescent audience enables him.
I'm Australian - so I've never seen this guy's act, but I swear that everyone on the Internet hates him!
The other benefits of being from the land down under are: I wouldn't know the Jonas Brothers if I fell over them, Brook Hogan is unlikely to visit our fair shores, and we have universal health care!
So this is the guy who put his penis in Jessica? Or was that Britney? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, I'm with Todd on this. I tried his HBO special one time and turned it off in 10-15 minutes.
Todd, you're funnier than Dane Cook. You're funnier than mostly everyone. I'd have your babies, not even joking. I'd love to know what your girlfriend does to keep you:)
I thought Dane Cook's first album was hilarious the first time I heard it. I'm glad to know that I'm not alone in wondering why very little I've heard since was all that funny. I wonder if it is the SouthPark effect (where the first viewing is funny, but the reruns are not at all funny)
I've never bothered watching or listening to Dane Cook. Althought I've been told he's hilarious eh, I don't care to ever watch him. As for Lisa Lampanelli, OMG she's sooo fucking funny.
Dane Cook is hilarious. Just because teenagers are too moronic to understand the basis for most of his jokes does not mean he is not funny. Obviously you're a souless person incapable of enjoying humour...
We would not want the teen girls to get any values from a television special. I thought this was America....He was right and its about time somebody said it!!!
#20 A) His audience (that likes him) is 75% teenagers B) Humour? His act is literally saying regular things and adding lots of (useless) energy like a kid with ADD who cant stop talking.
Vanessa looks delicious in those pics. Yummo! I just can't see Zac Efron satisfying that. She gives new meaning to the term "hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire."
#20 must be not very intelligent if he enjoys that kind of humor. And he's talking about teenagers? That shit is FOR teenagers. Adults listen to an intelligent comic like George Carlin who not only made you laugh but also made you think.
Dane is funny and is a good comedian. I went to his most recent stand up show and he has lost some of his edge tho. I thought his opening act was funnier than Dane. He sells out arenas, and that night at Mohegan Sun I have never seen so many hot girls in one place.
It was kind of funny. It should not have been cut from the Teen Choice Awards which is really a bad show for tweens. You gotVanessa nude all over the net and Miley onstage pole dancing. Why are kids so f*&cked up?People in their real lives need to teach the real life and reality vs. these people and buy these people's lifestyles by buying their crap.
The only funny stuff that Dane Cook does comes from the jokes he steals from other comics. So he got a bit cut, who cares? Of course Fox isn't going to air anything that makes them look like douches. Come to think of it, why did they bother getting Dane Cook to host then?
Dane needs to have his mancard revoked. Yeah dumbass, call out the hot young girl that takes her clothes off and maybe make other hot young girls that were thinking about doing it reconsider. Real f*cking smart.
I'm just glad Dane Cook did something with his fame and humiliated Vanessa in front of every big fan she's got. She should listen; I don't care how well she takes it. I hope she got a wake up call. Stop being skanky
He grew up one city over from me - he is NOT popular around here, and is the shame of the Boston area. I would sincerely like to taser his testes, repeatedly.
Seriously, Dane Cook is that stupid jock you've always hated doing the best thing he learned in his greek days: acting as abso-fucking-lutely retarded as he can. He brights in that.
"I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears. " ouch! that was harsh, Todd. Even if you didn't mean it.
I don't think that Dance Cook is usually funny, but you all should look at the clip of this incident on youtube, cause its hilarious! I love how the look on Vanessa's face changes when he says those things.
#35 What do you mean stop being skanky? Both sets of pictures were taken 3 years ago. I don't see anything else like that she's done since. She isn't an LA party girl and has been with her boyfriend for 3+ years now.
I don't really want to stick up for a celebrity, but people are way too hard on her over this.
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Leave Your Commentgetting gang raped raped by bears is the worst.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 04:49:18
she actually took it really well if you watch the video
By kickassninjajr, on August 11, 2009 04:52:15
Im liking this girl a lot!! If i had the oportunity.. i will tear her apart...you see her face and she only wants SEX!! who wouldn't wanna hit that?? .she's so lucious... and foxy.. ... oopss.. did i say "foxy" ?
:P
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 04:54:42
I read the headline and thought something else.
By The General, on August 11, 2009 05:21:56
You are correct - Dane Cook really is not very funny, in general. He's more like a host than a comedian.
Now Vanessa is extremely hhhot ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 11, 2009 05:30:04
@ #5: He's more like a douche than a comedian.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:40:37
I wouldn't let Dane check the air in my tires.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:46:56
"Worst Comedian Ever" title doesn't go to Dane Cook. Lisa Lampinelli and Larry the Cable Guy make a HUGE argument there.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:51:17
@ #8: WRONG. Lisa Lampanelli is HILARIOUS. Dane Cook's unfunniness doesn't even have the privilege of licking Larry The Cable Guy's balls.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:57:38
Agreeing with 9 - Lisa Lampanelli's shit is designed to be so horrific it's actually hilarious. Dane Cook tries too hard, laughs at his own jokes, and his half-retarded pre-pubescent audience enables him.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:14:39
I was hoping the title meant stabbed. oh well maybe next time
By oj simpson, on August 11, 2009 06:20:15
Dane's a douche, but scores some points for calling out that hot little whore.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:21:24
if only he could get cut from life
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:22:48
I'm Australian - so I've never seen this guy's act, but I swear that everyone on the Internet hates him!
The other benefits of being from the land down under are: I wouldn't know the Jonas Brothers if I fell over them, Brook Hogan is unlikely to visit our fair shores, and we have universal health care!
By Red Cat, on August 11, 2009 06:25:32
So this is the guy who put his penis in Jessica? Or was that Britney? I get them confused sometimes. Anyway, I'm with Todd on this. I tried his HBO special one time and turned it off in 10-15 minutes.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:47:46
She's very cute and fuckable.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:50:05
Todd, you're funnier than Dane Cook. You're funnier than mostly everyone. I'd have your babies, not even joking. I'd love to know what your girlfriend does to keep you:)
By Heidi, on August 11, 2009 07:00:53
I thought Dane Cook's first album was hilarious the first time I heard it. I'm glad to know that I'm not alone in wondering why very little I've heard since was all that funny. I wonder if it is the SouthPark effect (where the first viewing is funny, but the reruns are not at all funny)
By Dana, on August 11, 2009 07:01:15
I've never bothered watching or listening to Dane Cook. Althought I've been told he's hilarious eh, I don't care to ever watch him. As for Lisa Lampanelli, OMG she's sooo fucking funny.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:29:28
Dane Cook is hilarious. Just because teenagers are too moronic to understand the basis for most of his jokes does not mean he is not funny. Obviously you're a souless person incapable of enjoying humour...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:33:33
We would not want the teen girls to get any values from a television special. I thought this was America....He was right and its about time somebody said it!!!
By HungWang, on August 11, 2009 07:41:27
#20
A) His audience (that likes him) is 75% teenagers
B) Humour? His act is literally saying regular things and adding lots of (useless) energy like a kid with ADD who cant stop talking.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:01:43
Vanessa looks delicious in those pics. Yummo! I just can't see Zac Efron satisfying that. She gives new meaning to the term "hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire."
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:15:30
#20 must be not very intelligent if he enjoys that kind of humor. And he's talking about teenagers? That shit is FOR teenagers. Adults listen to an intelligent comic like George Carlin who not only made you laugh but also made you think.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:24:16
Dane is funny and is a good comedian. I went to his most recent stand up show and he has lost some of his edge tho. I thought his opening act was funnier than Dane. He sells out arenas, and that night at Mohegan Sun I have never seen so many hot girls in one place.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 09:19:18
You mean, he wasn't cut by some crazed mexican hooker? Bummer.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 09:27:46
It was kind of funny. It should not have been cut from the Teen Choice Awards which is really a bad show for tweens.
You gotVanessa nude all over the net and Miley onstage pole dancing. Why are kids so f*&cked up?People in their real lives need to teach the real life and reality vs. these people and buy these people's lifestyles by buying their crap.
By No fair, on August 11, 2009 11:04:25
The only funny stuff that Dane Cook does comes from the jokes he steals from other comics. So he got a bit cut, who cares? Of course Fox isn't going to air anything that makes them look like douches. Come to think of it, why did they bother getting Dane Cook to host then?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:13:14
Dane cook is awesome! you are clueless.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 12:10:45
He sucks and she got called out. These are facts.
By 17 Again., on August 11, 2009 12:37:44
If I were still alive, I'd beat him to death with a baseball bat-a video of that would be funnier than his act...
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on August 11, 2009 13:11:36
Dane needs to have his mancard revoked. Yeah dumbass, call out the hot young girl that takes her clothes off and maybe make other hot young girls that were thinking about doing it reconsider. Real f*cking smart.
By AGB, on August 11, 2009 13:43:54
Where'd he buy that shirt, the Hop Topic store inside a Mall of the Recent Past?
By He's a dork., on August 11, 2009 14:59:10
No idea who the Douche is but DAMN that girl is FINE !
Can't wait to see her in the Movie as a Hooker/Stripper !!!!
By BukkNekkid , on August 11, 2009 15:50:31
I'm just glad Dane Cook did something with his fame and humiliated Vanessa in front of every big fan she's got.
She should listen; I don't care how well she takes it. I hope she got a wake up call. Stop being skanky
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 16:06:26
@ 21 ... how can you have a user name of HungWang and then be a complete prude? Why don't you just change your name to hypocrite or ironic.
By AGB, on August 11, 2009 18:14:41
He grew up one city over from me - he is NOT popular around here, and is the shame of the Boston area. I would sincerely like to taser his testes, repeatedly.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 18:51:02
It's amazing this guy still gets work.
Seriously, Dane Cook is that stupid jock you've always hated doing the best thing he learned in his greek days: acting as abso-fucking-lutely retarded as he can. He brights in that.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 18:52:58
"I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears. " ouch! that was harsh, Todd. Even if you didn't mean it.
God bless you and your mum.
By S.A., on August 12, 2009 00:20:58
I don't think that Dance Cook is usually funny, but you all should look at the clip of this incident on youtube, cause its hilarious! I love how the look on Vanessa's face changes when he says those things.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 00:45:35
#35 What do you mean stop being skanky? Both sets of pictures were taken 3 years ago. I don't see anything else like that she's done since. She isn't an LA party girl and has been with her boyfriend for 3+ years now.
I don't really want to stick up for a celebrity, but people are way too hard on her over this.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 06:53:45
It's not rape if she likes it.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:12:16
Damn, I don't care if people think Dane Cook is a half-ass comedian. I just want to see that video of him saying that >:D
By Zippo, on August 13, 2009 06:54:39
"I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears. " Oh shit that was funny! I'm still laughing!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2009 07:27:05
dane cook puts the fag in faghettabouttit.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2009 21:44:48
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