Is that a cross tattoo coming out of her bikini line? 'Cause I'm sure that's just part of the warning sign that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
O.K. - So Todd would go after ink stained, crusty Megan but shun Spears when she's got two cute little tats right on her goodie. I think we're dealing with a conflict stemming from a troubled childhood.
I don't know whats so bad about these pictures. She isn't 18 year old "Hit Baby One More Time" hot, but I'd still saddle up and ride that ass any day of the week.
"the best she's looked in a long time" is damning with faint praise. And she better look BETTER than this as a mom of two, considering she has trainers, diet specialists, no job 99% of the time and doesn't even care for her kids.
Is that a cross tattoo coming out of her bikini line? 'Cause I'm sure that's just part of the warning sign that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
By jeditemple, on August 18, 2009 04:48:36 ------------------------------------------ No, I think it says "Insert Here".
I know plenty of 40 year olds who look better than this. Floppy dried up titty bags, tree trunk thighs, fat cellulite ass, stupid blank expression with mental retardation & stupid crotch tattoos. Oh yeah, "she's looking good"... NOT!
For those of you saying that you'd hit that, you need to think really hard about the pictures of her disgustingly hairy buttcrack that surfaced not too long ago. Britney is a disgusting slob of a person and you would be sticking your dicks into a crusty cheesehole every day.
Dude...you're trying too hard. I know she's a bit of a flake and she's looked pretty bad before, but in these pics she's nothing but smokin' hot. I would SO very hit it. Only thing is, I can't fap to her pics with that kid in the shots! GO AWAY SON, YA BOTHER ME!
HEY Britney, we know you read this, take a break have a kit kat. eh? she looks bored, and she looks that she is lost in her own world. she have a beautiful mansion with swimming pool. why would you like to be in public, when you complain and sing of your miserable life with all the media focus on you, HEY BRITNEY? does she have a talent really? where? meh and meh and meh meh.
why the hell does her BOY have a pink pacifier? and how old is this kid now? no ikid over 2 should still use a pacifier, and that's pushing it. what a great mom...i wish she'd just fall off the face of the earth already.
My mom is like really skinny, but her stomach still kind of sags the same way Britneys does, because thats what happen to mothers. I wish all the men on this site would just shut the hell up, because: A.) They dont have the slightest clue about childbirth. B.)If you look at those pictures of michelle keegan, all the guys comment saying "too skinny, anorexic, meh, blah, blah, blah" But talk about how gross Britney looks. The disease labratory is put away, so you can't really complain.
"I wish all the men on this site would just shut the hell up, because: A.) They dont have the slightest clue about childbirth."
Why, because that would change how we view fat thighs, sagging bellies, and flop tits? Got news for you...fat is fat, sag is sag, and flop is flop. Whether childbirth or the Grinch caused it, it is what it is.
Maybe she would look better if she wore better quality swimwear. All hers looks like they came from the juniors department at Walmart - and she ain't no junior anymore.
why is she NEVER smiling in any pictures??? she always has a bitchy/snoby look on her face, like she thinks she's better than everyone else. especially in pictures where she's with her kids, she is never ever smiling. you would think when she's with her kids she'd be happy.. bitch.
Ok, being a mom myself I can see where you're going with that. BUT-
Britney Spears has the money for trainers, chefs, gym membership, and, wait for it: plastic surgery. I see nothing wrong with a tummy tuck or breast lift. As Todd said in a post a few weeks ago, you don't want boobs that "look like balloons 4 days after the birthday party." If you've got the cash to fix yourself up (whether it be Bally's or the doctor), then do so. If you choose NOT to and go out in public with a bathing suit on that is too small even for Jamie Lynn's baby, you have the right to be dicked on in this site's comment section.
40, I think she does think she's better than all them classee people. Ever see the "on my radar" video? At one point this hot dude puts a diamond necklace around her thick neck, and she makes a fart face and looks away from him. There's nothing wrong with the guy and he's obviously very nice and devoted, but she wants new rough penis so she treats him like shit. Since Shitney is in a position to make up her own music videos, it's obviously how she thinks.
I assume that most of the slagging emails claiming Todd is gay because he wouldn't stick it in must be from close relatives of Britney's. After all, they're cuntry meaning that THEY'VE done it!
See, but she's got that thing where she's basically a child in the eyes of the law, and I doubt her dad would give her permission for plastic surgery. She obviously has a personal trainer, because we've seen what she looks like when she doesn't, And to #35, She is not fat. Im just observing how people will blast Michelle Keegan about being too skinny and then blast Britney for being fat, when she is most certainly not fat.
But I think even Daddy would tell her to call Dr. Rey for something to get done if she really wanted to. If I had HALF the money she had I would have my tits sitting so high you could sit a beer mug on them.
She looking nothing but fucking nasty. Cheap and ugly tattoos. Neck like a fucking linebacker. Bad "hair". Her tits don't even look good. For someone who gets paid to look their best, she would only rank a 3 out of 10.
Nice pussy tattoos, shitney. I'm sure when she got them, she was thinking "them tattoers sure do look mighty class-say". Instead, all they do is ensure that people think of her as a mentally retarded leg spread slutty skanky inbred hillbilly.
Fat ass. Tree trunk legs. Dried up tits. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being courtney love, 10 being megan fox without speaking), she's a 2 to 3.
Once upon a time - say, before she devolved into a squidbilly with spray-on abs and a shaved head - sure. Now? Forget it. And if I ever found myself even momentarily tempted, the thought of one of her chili-dog-and-iced-latte farts turning the inside of her bikini bottom into a Jackson Pollock canvas would instantly soften me back into eunuch status.
I also think that she looks good..for Britney! I know that she smells like cigs,booze and her hideous purfume. Her hair and extentions look like they smell great as well. If she has her feet and her hands removed that would help. Those things are always in her mouth!!! Gross! There are pics of her bitting her toenails..classy lady.
Hey 60 you jackass, you must be president of her fan club. As hard is it to believe, nobody on this planet is perfect. Not me or you and especially a no talent, overrated, attention whore who can't seen to get their head out their ass, celebrities like her. Don't get me wrong, her music might be good but guess what ? it's not her playing. Her singing is computer enhanced and her dancing, well belongs in most strip clubs like the cock tease slut she is. You sound like most idiots who would pay top dollar to see her or buy her crap CD's. You want her to be LEFT ALONE, well don't go out in public and make a PERFECT fool out of yourself and expect nobody to notice or say anything. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but don't put her in a class by herself. The only class she belongs in is, the one labeled as red-neck white trash with money and there are lots that belong in this exclusive club. Enough said.
She's a skank; she probably smells like fish or a hillbilly that hasn't washed in weeks. I wouldn't fuck her either; I don't want my dick to fall off...
With any luck at all she won't out live Michael Jackson - you know the one who hasn't had a nwe CD in like 25 years or didn't bleach his skin or takes drugs or molest kids or move outside the country to avoid bad publicity or never had plastic surgery or who is one freakish fag who couldn't act more gay if admitted if he was and is completely full of shit, that Michael Jackson. Yeah, just another phoney celebrity who we tired of hearing about.
She's disgusting. Seriously. If she wasn't famous and I saw her on a beach I'd assume she had kids just based on her shitty body. Her thick neck really grosses me out too.
If her hygeine and personality weren't so infamously disgusting, she'd be fuckable. Plus, I doubt her dad will give her permission for any type of work. Because, well, most dads don't really wanna give their daughters cash for plastic surgery. I guess its a Louisiana thing.
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By A Stack of Firewood, on August 18, 2009 04:38:12
Really? I think she actually looks good for once. Give the girl a break...for a mom of two her body looks great!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:44:42
Doesn't she live down the street? Why is she staying at a hotel in her own neighborhood?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:47:26
Is that a cross tattoo coming out of her bikini line? 'Cause I'm sure that's just part of the warning sign that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
By jeditemple, on August 18, 2009 04:48:36
O.K. - So Todd would go after ink stained, crusty Megan but shun Spears when she's got two cute little tats right on her goodie. I think we're dealing with a conflict stemming from a troubled childhood.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 05:06:05
I completely agree with #2. This is the best she has looked in a long time.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 05:25:17
@jeditemple: I think one of those tats may be the Biohazard symbol.
By Cinghiale, on August 18, 2009 05:28:29
I honestly think if her hair were not so ratty, she'd not look half bad.
...then I remember she's still in her 20s!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 05:32:07
I hate her but I have to admit that the body looks pretty darned good these days.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 05:46:10
Are those tattoos or is there something growing out of her bikini bottom?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 06:04:40
I tap that ass like a keg!
By JK, on August 18, 2009 06:27:52
I don't know whats so bad about these pictures. She isn't 18 year old "Hit Baby One More Time" hot, but I'd still saddle up and ride that ass any day of the week.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 06:34:30
no cheetos stains anywhere that i can see sooo.... looks good from here
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 06:53:59
I bet she smells.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 06:57:45
I bet she pisses honey!
By JK, on August 18, 2009 07:32:57
"the best she's looked in a long time" is damning with faint praise. And she better look BETTER than this as a mom of two, considering she has trainers, diet specialists, no job 99% of the time and doesn't even care for her kids.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 07:55:37
Is that a cross tattoo coming out of her bikini line? 'Cause I'm sure that's just part of the warning sign that says "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."
By jeditemple, on August 18, 2009 04:48:36
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No, I think it says "Insert Here".
I know plenty of 40 year olds who look better than this. Floppy dried up titty bags, tree trunk thighs, fat cellulite ass, stupid blank expression with mental retardation & stupid crotch tattoos. Oh yeah, "she's looking good"... NOT!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 08:18:17
nothing wrong with her body. Sure her hairs processed to hell, but what LA gal doesn't have over processed hair?????
By kimberly, on August 18, 2009 09:05:20
I'd never let that happen ;)
By Kimberly, on August 18, 2009 09:11:26
her neck is the same width as her head.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 09:18:15
For those of you saying that you'd hit that, you need to think really hard about the pictures of her disgustingly hairy buttcrack that surfaced not too long ago. Britney is a disgusting slob of a person and you would be sticking your dicks into a crusty cheesehole every day.
*barf*
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 09:25:14
but she has millions and no of us including Todd can barf at that and she does look good nowadays..
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 10:49:57
Dude...you're trying too hard. I know she's a bit of a flake and she's looked pretty bad before, but in these pics she's nothing but smokin' hot. I would SO very hit it. Only thing is, I can't fap to her pics with that kid in the shots! GO AWAY SON, YA BOTHER ME!
By Erect, on August 18, 2009 11:07:22
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 12:02:54
#19 Kimberly...never say never darlin...u'd be surprised at how quickly life sneaks up on your body.
By Reality, on August 18, 2009 12:06:08
i'll admit she looks good...in front. the back is a whoooole 'nother story.
By Niecy, on August 18, 2009 12:21:26
How many times must we say NO !!!
Dammit !
Enough!!!
By BukkNekkid , on August 18, 2009 13:23:48
Stumpy McSausage legs.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 13:25:06
HEY Britney, we know you read this,
take a break have a kit kat. eh?
she looks bored, and she looks that she is lost in her own world.
she have a beautiful mansion with swimming pool.
why would you like to be in public, when you complain and sing of your miserable life with all the media focus on you, HEY BRITNEY?
does she have a talent really? where?
meh and meh and meh meh.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 13:51:22
why the hell does her BOY have a pink pacifier? and how old is this kid now? no ikid over 2 should still use a pacifier, and that's pushing it. what a great mom...i wish she'd just fall off the face of the earth already.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 14:05:49
Blech, ptui! Even I wouldn't eat that!
By Kevin Federline, on August 18, 2009 14:06:35
She looks like she's having a bowel movement in the banner pic..in fact, she looks like that in most of her pics.
By Camera, on August 18, 2009 14:49:14
I do not like that, Sam I Am.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 15:00:59
My mom is like really skinny, but her stomach still kind of sags the same way Britneys does, because thats what happen to mothers.
I wish all the men on this site would just shut the hell up, because:
A.) They dont have the slightest clue about childbirth.
B.)If you look at those pictures of michelle keegan, all the guys comment saying "too skinny, anorexic, meh, blah, blah, blah"
But talk about how gross Britney looks.
The disease labratory is put away, so you can't really complain.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 15:11:47
"I wish all the men on this site would just shut the hell up, because: A.) They dont have the slightest clue about childbirth."
Why, because that would change how we view fat thighs, sagging bellies, and flop tits? Got news for you...fat is fat, sag is sag, and flop is flop. Whether childbirth or the Grinch caused it, it is what it is.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 15:51:04
1. She is paid to look good
2. She is paid to sing well
3. She is paid to dance
4. She is paid to entertain us
She only does #4 well, and then only inadvertently.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 16:23:02
I'd do her. I'd stack on at least 3 condoms, spray her with lysol and plug my nose first but then I'd do her.
By Underpants Gnome, on August 18, 2009 16:41:38
Maybe she would look better if she wore better quality swimwear. All hers looks like they came from the juniors department at Walmart - and she ain't no junior anymore.
By Fashion Police, on August 18, 2009 18:01:13
Jesus, for a second I thought she'd tatted on some pubes.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 18:34:01
why is she NEVER smiling in any pictures??? she always has a bitchy/snoby look on her face, like she thinks she's better than everyone else. especially in pictures where she's with her kids, she is never ever smiling. you would think when she's with her kids she'd be happy.. bitch.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 21:15:58
#34
Ok, being a mom myself I can see where you're going with that. BUT-
Britney Spears has the money for trainers, chefs, gym membership, and, wait for it: plastic surgery. I see nothing wrong with a tummy tuck or breast lift. As Todd said in a post a few weeks ago, you don't want boobs that "look like balloons 4 days after the birthday party." If you've got the cash to fix yourself up (whether it be Bally's or the doctor), then do so. If you choose NOT to and go out in public with a bathing suit on that is too small even for Jamie Lynn's baby, you have the right to be dicked on in this site's comment section.
By JJM, on August 19, 2009 03:17:35
I'd mow down that kitty faster than a Chinaman at a cat parade.
Britney still looks good. I love's me some hot Milf action!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 08:24:17
40, I think she does think she's better than all them classee people. Ever see the "on my radar" video? At one point this hot dude puts a diamond necklace around her thick neck, and she makes a fart face and looks away from him. There's nothing wrong with the guy and he's obviously very nice and devoted, but she wants new rough penis so she treats him like shit. Since Shitney is in a position to make up her own music videos, it's obviously how she thinks.
I assume that most of the slagging emails claiming Todd is gay because he wouldn't stick it in must be from close relatives of Britney's. After all, they're cuntry meaning that THEY'VE done it!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 08:43:16
She'll always look like a smelly hillbilly to me.
By duder, on August 19, 2009 09:02:41
See, but she's got that thing where she's basically a child in the eyes of the law, and I doubt her dad would give her permission for plastic surgery.
She obviously has a personal trainer, because we've seen what she looks like when she doesn't,
And to #35,
She is not fat.
Im just observing how people will blast Michelle Keegan about being too skinny and then blast Britney for being fat, when she is most certainly not fat.
By #34, on August 19, 2009 10:39:20
#45/#34
But I think even Daddy would tell her to call Dr. Rey for something to get done if she really wanted to. If I had HALF the money she had I would have my tits sitting so high you could sit a beer mug on them.
By #41, on August 19, 2009 11:17:40
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 11:36:41
If Feder-Scum didn't fuck her, I might have to think about it. As long as she doesn't sing.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 13:50:02
RE: Update
I'd actually PREFER to stick my Dick in a Beehive Compared to this SKAG
By BukkNekkid , on August 19, 2009 15:13:24
She looking nothing but fucking nasty. Cheap and ugly tattoos. Neck like a fucking linebacker. Bad "hair". Her tits don't even look good. For someone who gets paid to look their best, she would only rank a 3 out of 10.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 15:17:38
Nice pussy tattoos, shitney. I'm sure when she got them, she was thinking "them tattoers sure do look mighty class-say". Instead, all they do is ensure that people think of her as a mentally retarded leg spread slutty skanky inbred hillbilly.
Fat ass. Tree trunk legs. Dried up tits. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being courtney love, 10 being megan fox without speaking), she's a 2 to 3.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 15:56:42
I'm pretty sure in the Radar video she's trying to tell us she wants to get fucked by a race hours.
JMHO.
By WD, on August 19, 2009 17:26:40
I'm pretty sure in the Radar video she's trying to tell us she wants to get fucked by a race horse.
JMHO.
By WD, on August 19, 2009 17:26:49
Amen to #47.
Once upon a time - say, before she devolved into a squidbilly with spray-on abs and a shaved head - sure. Now? Forget it. And if I ever found myself even momentarily tempted, the thought of one of her chili-dog-and-iced-latte farts turning the inside of her bikini bottom into a Jackson Pollock canvas would instantly soften me back into eunuch status.
By Ragno, on August 19, 2009 19:29:48
Terrible. As in TERRIBLE terrible.
Also, horrible.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 20:17:08
I don't think you're a homo for saying you wouldn't stick your dick in that Todd. I just think you're a liar.
By Slick Rick, on August 20, 2009 04:20:16
42, she ain't no MILF. She's not even 30 yet. A true MILF is 35-40; otherwise, you're calling teenage girls on welfare MILFs.
By Billy Ray Daddy, on August 20, 2009 04:53:31
look at famous for nothing shitney, she and her spies are going to get it this time, oh la la
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 05:00:12
I also think that she looks good..for Britney! I know that she smells like cigs,booze and her hideous purfume. Her hair and extentions look like they smell great as well. If she has her feet and her hands removed that would help. Those things are always in her mouth!!! Gross! There are pics of her bitting her toenails..classy lady.
By Julie K., on August 20, 2009 05:54:36
LEAVE HER ALONE! YOU PEOPLE MUST ALL BE PERFECT!!!!
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 08:49:30
Hey 60 you jackass, you must be president of her fan club. As hard is it to believe, nobody on this planet is perfect. Not me or you and especially a no talent, overrated, attention whore who can't seen to get their head out their ass, celebrities like her. Don't get me wrong, her music might be good but guess what ? it's not her playing. Her singing is computer enhanced and her dancing, well belongs in most strip clubs like the cock tease slut she is. You sound like most idiots who would pay top dollar to see her or buy her crap CD's. You want her to be LEFT ALONE, well don't go out in public and make a PERFECT fool out of yourself and expect nobody to notice or say anything. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but don't put her in a class by herself. The only class she belongs in is, the one labeled as red-neck white trash with money and there are lots that belong in this exclusive club. Enough said.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 11:18:49
Hey Todd,
She's a skank; she probably smells like fish or a hillbilly that hasn't washed in weeks. I wouldn't fuck her either; I don't want my dick to fall off...
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 11:45:13
With any luck at all she won't out live Michael Jackson - you know the one who hasn't had a nwe CD in like 25 years or didn't bleach his skin or takes drugs or molest kids or move outside the country to avoid bad publicity or never had plastic surgery or who is one freakish fag who couldn't act more gay if admitted if he was and is completely full of shit, that Michael Jackson. Yeah, just another phoney celebrity who we tired of hearing about.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 12:37:01
I have to agree. Britney is hideously unattractive. I mean so ugly that when she went to a haunted house they gave her an application.
By Mavourneen, on August 20, 2009 13:25:30
She's disgusting. Seriously. If she wasn't famous and I saw her on a beach I'd assume she had kids just based on her shitty body. Her thick neck really grosses me out too.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 13:26:21
If her hygeine and personality weren't so infamously disgusting, she'd be fuckable.
Plus, I doubt her dad will give her permission for any type of work.
Because, well, most dads don't really wanna give their daughters cash for plastic surgery. I guess its a Louisiana thing.
By #45/34, on August 20, 2009 13:40:15
She's such a disgusting smelly hillbilly. Todd, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 14:55:50
Ah am hanging out.
By Slutney's pussy, on August 20, 2009 15:40:52
I'd ass fuck her in a heartbeat and cum inside said ass!
By Neosporin, on August 20, 2009 19:28:43
I agree with Todd, but let's face it...
I'd bet Britney is still an upgrade over the beasts a ton of poor guys wake up to every day.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 20:30:54
She looks...strange. Kinda...lumpy...like the lipo was sucked out unevenly.
She's still got the crazy's...
By bitingontinfoil, on August 21, 2009 13:41:09
Sorry I wouldnt stick her with Micheal Jacksons dead dick.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2009 01:44:38
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