What the fuck is wrong with Bradley Cooper? Every girl wants to fuck him and Jennifer Aniston and Renee Zellweger are his top choices? He's gotta be gay or bi and just wants to raise his profile with a fake relationship with another known talent.
Come one.. isn't obvious?? She's hot.. she has a nice body.. nice tits.. what could it be??
Wanna know???
HER PUSSY SMELLS!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! i dont see any other way you can not be with a woman like that. She could be and idiot.. but i know many idiots that have their man..
You do all realize that Cooper is SUPERGAY and this is all bullshit right? These actresses are just doing beard duty. IN the case of Zellweger, it is the only work she can get.
I do not know why Cameron Diaz gets lumped in with the "hard up for love and marriage" group--she's said on many occasions she's against marriage.
As for B. Cooper---Renee Zellweger? WTF?! Did Susan Boyle turn him down? Did Miss Piggy think he wasn't sexy? Did he realize Yang Peiyi (Google it, nerds) is too young for him?
I do not think BC is blind, because I do not think Zellweger even feels good in braille!
If Cooper ends up in a reported 3some with Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow, then we'll know his sexuality.
#15 Cameron Diaz gets lumped in the hard-up category cuz she is! When she was with Jared Letto and Justin Timberpuss she was all about love and marriage. When she's single and hoin' around with various losers she is conveniently against all that. She's desperate.
i am SOOOOO SICCCCCK of all this crap of how needy these women are. they are super rich and super sexy and could have any man. maybe they just like playing the field. duh! look at the hot men cameron has bagged over the years (Matt Dillion, Jared Leto, Justin!)- and she still gets to go home to her own house and not have to answer to anyone. the press does not hound all the (needy) desperate men (matthew perry maybe?) and plaster their hits and misses.
keep up the good work girls.
but jen--psst- c'mere. stop making so many lame ass movies, one after the other. take a break. get a hobby. take a year off. gooooo awaaay.
I guess we know why Gerard was pushing her in a car trunk. Between Brad and Bradley and her rapidly aging ovaries, he couldn't take the whining anymore.
No one should take being dumped personally - it just wasn't meant to be, that's all. It has nothing to do with competition or looks or whatever ... it just wasn't meant to be.
I am a huge fan of Jennifer - she is awesome, and she will rebound from this.
"Why would guys rather throw themselves in a lion pit than be on a date with Teri Hatcher for thirty minutes? Why does Cameron Diaz have a better chance of being exposed to gamma rays than being engaged? What's up with Jennifer Aniston's chin?"
Oh jeez I dunno.....Maybe because men with attitudes like yours are intimidated by good-looking millionaire, mansion-owning famous women!
Why isn't George Clooney painted as 'unlucky in love', the dude is fifty, (50!) and still isn't married!
Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous, her chin suits her face and her really-good bone structure.
Also she's now with Gerard Butler. She's had Brad Pitt, Paul Sculfor and Tate Donovan, the girl has scored with gorgeous men all her life, so she can't be that bad!
Again, look at Clooney, then look at Aniston and you tell me it's not a sexist double-standard!
I don't care how rich or famous you are, you CAN'T have any man you want, what a stupid comment. As for Aniston being dumped, how can you call it DUMPED when they only had ONE date? The common denominator in why she doesn't have a man is ANISTON. I know her fans want to blame all the men, but she's making the choice to be with these men with whom she has little in common. I don't believe she wants a real relationship. Despite her fans protestation, she really got her PRIDE hurt when Brad Pitt left her; she probably thought like her fans that she's so all that that Brad wouldn't get tired of her whining sessions and her games. I don't know if she is so much needy as she is self-absorbed. It's a miracle he stayed around as long as he did. Twenty plus years of therapy doesn't lie. SHE has issues. She's not about to let her pride be hurt like that again. On the other hand she seems to love being a laughingstock when it comes to men and her movie roles imitating her life; I think a psychiatrist can say a lot about that. However, I'm thinking in her sessions she mostly whines about her relationship with her mother and father and not feeling loved and all that crap hanging over from her childhood. Think about it, this woman started therapy in her teens. I bet Brad had to put up with a lot of crap from her. I find it hard to believe she would truly be honest about HERSELF with anyone, she's likely to blame others and play the victim. Maybe it's her lot to end up a dried up prune of a has-been actress. She can spend the rest of her days counting her money.
I am so tired of Aniston being compared to Clooney in the, "why aren't we complaining about men who aren't married?" category. So, let's look at the facts: <P> Fact - Clooney could be out eery damn night of the week with a different woman. It's just well known that he could go out and find a woman. He's not chasing after starlet after starlet after starlet. He finds a girl, settles down for a while, then, the relationship ends for whatever reason. He's honest - he's not a marrying kind of a guy. And, honestly, I see Cameron a lot like Clooney. She is honest - she does not want to be married, because if she did, she'd have been married by now or, at least, engaged.
Fact: Aniston repeatedly, LATELY, seems to be chasing any man that can give her any sort of a professional "bump". She has been married and speaks constantly of wanting children and to find love. She goes on and on in interviews about her private life. Sure, the interviewer asks her questions, but do you think they didn't ask Reese Witherspoon about her divorce from Ryan Phillippe, Nichole Kidman from Tom Cruise? At some point, answering begets oversharing and Aniston crossed that line about four years ago. She NEVER answers, "that's my personal life and I'd prefer to keep it private for now..." because she knows that if she stops answering those questions, she won't be as popular as she is now.
Fact: When you chase a man or men, you want a relationship. Aniston does. And makes it so blatantly obvious that it's not even hilarious anymore. It's becoming rather pitiful. This isn't about a woman being secure enough to go home to an empty house that she bought for on her own.. This is about a woman who is obviously lacking the ability to understand that people don't obey commands and that just because she's Jennifer Aniston, doesn't mean that men will put up with her shit for too long... It's obvious she wants to be in a relationship - of some sort - whether for the cameras or for herself, but honestly? To compare her to Clooney is to compare a whining, adolescent-minded, needy girl to a mature, healthy, wanted, sexually active man.
#26 is right. To whoever said Bradley Cooper is up on the rise and all he can getis Renne and Maniston is right and wrong.He is up and coming and on the rise so being these girls gets HIS NAME OUT THERE.After Renee,he will be with a cute,young 26 yr.old. I don't feel sory for Maniston. She's RICH!!!
It is evidently thier choice to be single, especially Jennifer, who I find to be a beautiful, successful woman. and her chin is fine, pick on Reese Witherspoon for a minute, her chin isn't exactly perfect.
Reese is not needy, pathetic, famewhore. She doesn't pose nude for men's magazines or talk about her love life. And, oh yeah, she has an OSCAR. Maniston can only dream of being Reese.
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By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:43:44
Ew, Renee's face looks like a gigantic moon rock. Both of the are has beens, but i'd take Jen over Renee any day.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:46:17
"She's used to rejection."
That in itself really says something...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:49:03
My theory - Bradley Cooper's star is on the rise and if you were in his shoes, would you want to be tied to an anchor like Aniston? Didn't think so.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:56:34
She's got serious issues.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:58:44
What the fuck is wrong with Bradley Cooper? Every girl wants to fuck him and Jennifer Aniston and Renee Zellweger are his top choices? He's gotta be gay or bi and just wants to raise his profile with a fake relationship with another known talent.
By thebig28, on August 21, 2009 11:59:47
Manniston's getting Mandonna arms!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 12:06:00
Come one.. isn't obvious?? She's hot.. she has a nice body.. nice tits.. what could it be??
Wanna know???
HER PUSSY SMELLS!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! i dont see any other way you can not be with a woman like that. She could be and idiot.. but i know many idiots that have their man..
So that's my final answer.. HER PUSSY SMELLS...
Yaaakkk....
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 12:11:07
I'd STILL hit it like a runaway freight train!
By BukkNekkid , on August 21, 2009 12:12:51
You do all realize that Cooper is SUPERGAY and this is all bullshit right? These actresses are just doing beard duty. IN the case of Zellweger, it is the only work she can get.
By sean, on August 21, 2009 12:51:56
Jump! Jump!
By Jen's mother, on August 21, 2009 13:22:35
Yah cause tabloids are so acurate. I love Jennifer Aniston, her and Phoebe were my favourite friends.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 13:31:18
RENEE ZELLWEGGER (or however you spell that shit)??!! Oy! *That's* gotta hurt!
#10 - not every good looking guy is gay my friend, sorry to burst your sparkly pink bubble! (But go on and dare to dream!)
By bitingontinfoil, on August 21, 2009 13:33:00
Clooney dated Rene, is he gay? Where is the evidence this guy is gay?
By FIGJAM_81, on August 21, 2009 13:43:31
I do not know why Cameron Diaz gets lumped in with the "hard up for love and marriage" group--she's said on many occasions she's against marriage.
As for B. Cooper---Renee Zellweger? WTF?! Did Susan Boyle turn him down? Did Miss Piggy think he wasn't sexy? Did he realize Yang Peiyi (Google it, nerds) is too young for him?
I do not think BC is blind, because I do not think Zellweger even feels good in braille!
If Cooper ends up in a reported 3some with Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow, then we'll know his sexuality.
By Ben Franklin, on August 21, 2009 13:45:58
#15 Cameron Diaz gets lumped in the hard-up category cuz she is! When she was with Jared Letto and Justin Timberpuss she was all about love and marriage. When she's single and hoin' around with various losers she is conveniently against all that. She's desperate.
By anon, on August 21, 2009 15:27:12
I'd hump her every night, give her children, and be nice to her if she'd share her money. I might even be faithful.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 15:37:32
jenifer dumpedagain.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 15:45:37
i am SOOOOO SICCCCCK of all this crap of how needy these women are. they are super rich and super sexy and could have any man. maybe they just like playing the field. duh! look at the hot men cameron has bagged over the years (Matt Dillion, Jared Leto, Justin!)- and she still gets to go home to her own house and not have to answer to anyone. the press does not hound all the (needy) desperate men (matthew perry maybe?) and plaster their hits and misses.
keep up the good work girls.
but jen--psst- c'mere. stop making so many lame ass movies, one after the other. take a break. get a hobby. take a year off. gooooo awaaay.
By babsee in asheville, on August 21, 2009 16:16:30
I guess we know why Gerard was pushing her in a car trunk. Between Brad and Bradley and her rapidly aging ovaries, he couldn't take the whining anymore.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 16:51:51
No one should take being dumped personally - it just wasn't meant to be, that's all. It has nothing to do with competition or looks or whatever ... it just wasn't meant to be.
I am a huge fan of Jennifer - she is awesome, and she will rebound from this.
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 21, 2009 17:52:05
Jesus, getting rejected for Lemonface is embarrassing.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 18:12:50
Perhaps Cooper has invested in a paper bag factory, and is testing the product on the two ugliest women he could find.
Maniston's chin kept poking holes through the paper, so he's sticking with Renee.
By Red Cat, on August 21, 2009 20:09:35
"Why would guys rather throw themselves in a lion pit than be on a date with Teri Hatcher for thirty minutes? Why does Cameron Diaz have a better chance of being exposed to gamma rays than being engaged? What's up with Jennifer Aniston's chin?"
Oh jeez I dunno.....Maybe because men with attitudes like yours are intimidated by good-looking millionaire, mansion-owning famous women!
Why isn't George Clooney painted as 'unlucky in love', the dude is fifty, (50!) and still isn't married!
Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous, her chin suits her face and her really-good bone structure.
Also she's now with Gerard Butler. She's had Brad Pitt, Paul Sculfor and Tate Donovan, the girl has scored with gorgeous men all her life, so she can't be that bad!
Again, look at Clooney, then look at Aniston and you tell me it's not a sexist double-standard!
By You're All Mongs, on August 22, 2009 04:51:40
I don't care how rich or famous you are, you CAN'T have any man you want, what a stupid comment. As for Aniston being dumped, how can you call it DUMPED when they only had ONE date? The common denominator in why she doesn't have a man is ANISTON. I know her fans want to blame all the men, but she's making the choice to be with these men with whom she has little in common. I don't believe she wants a real relationship. Despite her fans protestation, she really got her PRIDE hurt when Brad Pitt left her; she probably thought like her fans that she's so all that that Brad wouldn't get tired of her whining sessions and her games. I don't know if she is so much needy as she is self-absorbed. It's a miracle he stayed around as long as he did. Twenty plus years of therapy doesn't lie. SHE has issues. She's not about to let her pride be hurt like that again. On the other hand she seems to love being a laughingstock when it comes to men and her movie roles imitating her life; I think a psychiatrist can say a lot about that. However, I'm thinking in her sessions she mostly whines about her relationship with her mother and father and not feeling loved and all that crap hanging over from her childhood. Think about it, this woman started therapy in her teens. I bet Brad had to put up with a lot of crap from her. I find it hard to believe she would truly be honest about HERSELF with anyone, she's likely to blame others and play the victim. Maybe it's her lot to end up a dried up prune of a has-been actress. She can spend the rest of her days counting her money.
By jaye, on August 22, 2009 08:07:31
I am so tired of Aniston being compared to Clooney in the, "why aren't we complaining about men who aren't married?" category. So, let's look at the facts:
<P>
Fact - Clooney could be out eery damn night of the week with a different woman. It's just well known that he could go out and find a woman. He's not chasing after starlet after starlet after starlet. He finds a girl, settles down for a while, then, the relationship ends for whatever reason. He's honest - he's not a marrying kind of a guy. And, honestly, I see Cameron a lot like Clooney. She is honest - she does not want to be married, because if she did, she'd have been married by now or, at least, engaged.
Fact: Aniston repeatedly, LATELY, seems to be chasing any man that can give her any sort of a professional "bump". She has been married and speaks constantly of wanting children and to find love. She goes on and on in interviews about her private life. Sure, the interviewer asks her questions, but do you think they didn't ask Reese Witherspoon about her divorce from Ryan Phillippe, Nichole Kidman from Tom Cruise? At some point, answering begets oversharing and Aniston crossed that line about four years ago. She NEVER answers, "that's my personal life and I'd prefer to keep it private for now..." because she knows that if she stops answering those questions, she won't be as popular as she is now.
Fact: When you chase a man or men, you want a relationship. Aniston does. And makes it so blatantly obvious that it's not even hilarious anymore. It's becoming rather pitiful. This isn't about a woman being secure enough to go home to an empty house that she bought for on her own.. This is about a woman who is obviously lacking the ability to understand that people don't obey commands and that just because she's Jennifer Aniston, doesn't mean that men will put up with her shit for too long... It's obvious she wants to be in a relationship - of some sort - whether for the cameras or for herself, but honestly? To compare her to Clooney is to compare a whining, adolescent-minded, needy girl to a mature, healthy, wanted, sexually active man.
By sarah, on August 22, 2009 13:35:13
How come with Jen, it's always pics of her boobs?
I want to see that ass of hers.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 17:59:59
# 8 you sound like a real asshole.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 03:13:16
I think she is looking for men who are unattainable, and commitment phobic
By melanie, on August 23, 2009 13:34:33
#28 you sound like the biggest asshole. fuck u
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 14:00:44
#26 is right.
To whoever said Bradley Cooper is up on the rise and all he can getis Renne and Maniston is right and wrong.He is up and coming and on the rise so being these girls gets HIS NAME OUT THERE.After Renee,he will be with a cute,young 26 yr.old.
I don't feel sory for Maniston. She's RICH!!!
By #31, on August 23, 2009 18:13:08
It is evidently thier choice to be single, especially Jennifer, who I find to be a beautiful, successful woman. and her chin is fine, pick on Reese Witherspoon for a minute, her chin isn't exactly perfect.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 22:29:58
Reese is not needy, pathetic, famewhore. She doesn't pose nude for men's magazines or talk about her love life. And, oh yeah, she has an OSCAR. Maniston can only dream of being Reese.
By Las vegas girl, on August 26, 2009 14:14:36
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