She would certainly be the hottest mom of three at the local PTA meeting, and her tall cardiologist husband would be pleased to bed her. But I am afraid that is not enough to be a hollywood starlet. All that means that men aged 16-35 all across America will be asking Jennifer who in two or three years.
And for former eye candy now in middle age that means one thing: career over.
I'd fuck her for the mousy-faced, fat-assed wide-hipped bitch that she is and make sure to pull out and spray it all over her face, because that's what she knows she deserves and, deep down, likes.
Man, look at her in picture 1. What the hell. Her face is always so skinny and her shoulders are so fucking narrow, yet her ASS is always so huge. She has a major problem with wide hips. She can't lose any more weight because her face will disappear. I don't think she can help it and it is unfortunate what kind of body she's stuck with. Awful.
She may have lost some weight, but she didn't lose those wide ass hips. She wears dresses to hide her big ass. Remember she only 5'2 and that will be a huge problem when she get near 40.
WOW I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE IS PLAYING TENNIS IN WEDGES AND A BIKINI!!!!
If she truly were to run around in that bikini someone would get a face full of cottage cheese dripping down their chin. You know her legs and ass jiggle like watery jello. FOUL!!
28 Comments:
Leave Your Commentoh no! why? whyyyy?!!!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 02:56:14
I dont understand what happened to this girl.
she used to look like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx0eGRYdQJM) and now this??
This sucks...
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:12:26
She would certainly be the hottest mom of three at the local PTA meeting, and her tall cardiologist husband would be pleased to bed her. But I am afraid that is not enough to be a hollywood starlet. All that means that men aged 16-35 all across America will be asking Jennifer who in two or three years.
And for former eye candy now in middle age that means one thing: career over.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:19:19
my ankles just broke. X6
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:21:01
She is in a bikini playing tennis and wearing those stupid shoes.That is retarded!
By Tasi, on August 5, 2009 03:21:05
I don't get the shoes either but I like the idea of bikini tennis.
I can totally imagine myself bumping on that girl and liking it.
By Underpants Gnome, on August 5, 2009 04:12:01
#6, my husband totally agree with you,the shoes are turn off.
By Tasi., on August 5, 2009 04:41:01
black bikini & wedgies.... ohhkayyyy.... w/ that bottom heavy figure I just envision bloody knees & elbows & twisted ankles
By gigi, on August 5, 2009 04:54:31
Who plays Tennis in Heels???
This is Bullshit
A STUNT!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 04:58:09
She can bounce my fuzzy balls on her chin anytime
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 05:20:24
i'd fuck her silly...
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 06:09:38
she can be my penis whisperer
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 06:23:57
I'd love to make waves on that ass.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 06:27:42
Pass the cottage cheese.
By The Galloping Whormet, on August 5, 2009 06:28:31
she has a great body... nice hips
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 02:35:02
I'd fuck her for the mousy-faced, fat-assed wide-hipped bitch that she is and make sure to pull out and spray it all over her face, because that's what she knows she deserves and, deep down, likes.
By El Gordo, on August 5, 2009 03:06:20
Shoes or high heels, stunt or not. She's not sitting at home eating bon bons. WHO CARES?! Keep sweating their Jen!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:49:34
Tennis Bikini! I'll watch that on ESPN!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:52:05
ACE!!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 03:53:20
Your Body Is No Wonderland.
By J. Mayer, on August 5, 2009 04:07:13
Man, look at her in picture 1. What the hell. Her face is always so skinny and her shoulders are so fucking narrow, yet her ASS is always so huge. She has a major problem with wide hips. She can't lose any more weight because her face will disappear. I don't think she can help it and it is unfortunate what kind of body she's stuck with. Awful.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 04:24:41
She may have lost some weight, but she didn't lose those wide ass hips. She wears dresses to hide her big ass. Remember she only 5'2 and that will be a huge problem when she get near 40.
By lkl, on August 5, 2009 05:23:48
Tennis in wedges?! <scratching head>
By FemBot, on August 5, 2009 06:53:44
I'd bury my face Deep between those Wide Child bearing hips !
By BukkNekkid , on August 5, 2009 10:56:11
WOW I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE IS PLAYING TENNIS IN WEDGES AND A BIKINI!!!!
If she truly were to run around in that bikini someone would get a face full of cottage cheese dripping down their chin. You know her legs and ass jiggle like watery jello. FOUL!!
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 14:43:56
Actually, she looks pretty good. Only she should be wearing fuck me pumps. Thats hot.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 01:02:40
She is perfect and totally hot!!! Great photos!!! Thanks!!!
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 6, 2009 12:24:26
Wuzzup wid them clogs or wedgies or whatever? Can she really get a workout by walking around the court?
By Jaybone, on August 7, 2009 20:01:44
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