She is not smiling in any of the pics.Wow. Not that money buys happiness but if you are not behind in your morgage,a millionare,had a baby,happily married,thin,at the beach..why not smile? Why so unhappy?
Agree with both #3 and #4. Sure, her butt is a little floppier than pre-childbirth, but I think 99.9% of males on this planet would be willing to overlook that. She looks pretty awesome to me. Disappointing? Hardly.
The title of this post is disappointing. I guess it's supposed to be humorous. "Hee, hee...we're making fun of Jessica Alba!" If you want to make fun of her intelligence, fine, but she looks hot as always here.
Todd, you either need to get therapy or get your eyes checked. Jessica Alba is still one hot piece of ass with a cute face & nice body; I'd hit it in a second. Even after giving birth, she's still hotter looking than 99.9% of all women on planet Earth...
The only thing disappointing about Jessica Alba is that she's not cooking my breakfast every morning. I'd give 3 fingers and one nut for her. I admire the fact that she stays with one man instead of doing what most of the rest of HOllywood does.
It's the Latina curse, they're hot until you knock them up. Once you knock them up it's game over... It's only been a year since the kid, in 4 more she'll be carrying her ass around in a sack. Yet like the guy above, I'd still take her over Megan Fox.
Fame blinds people because she was way hotter back in the day. Where are the curves? The only curve on her body is her ellipse of an ass. If she wasn't Jessica Alba this could be any other average chick on a beach.
The hair is ugly, but her body looks great. Why do you dislike her so much, Todd? It's not like she's an important actress or anything. She's just a high C/low B-lister. And it's nice that she's still with her baby daddy.
As a person of Hispanic descent, I never under white America's fascination with this fugly bitch. Los Angeles MUST have better looking and more talented women than Jessica Alba!
Like Heidi Klum, Alba isn't what she was before Cash Warren(, who marries a male assistant? Producer my ass) & having the kid. Ladies, either you have great genetics, have the kids before 21, or workout 3 hours a day. Don't leave it to your man to change. He'll just change you out for the 1st good young piece available.
Her ass looks perfect in most of the pics...Let's revisit this in a few months. Never a fan of her being blonde. The ass could be going in the wrong direction but she is still sweet.
She looks terrible compared to the "into the blue" time period, whatever is left of her ass has completely sagged and shes gotten too thin. That blonde hair looks like shit also.
Todd, a piece of advice in reference to your probably lovely girlfriend. It is bad form to scream "Megan" when you, ah, "finish". Not only ruins the mood, but requires couples therapy, and expensive gifts. Who is looking out for you there pal?
PS- Mutual loofah-ing is dyno-mite! Catch my drift?
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI've never been a big Jessica Alba fan but she doesn't look bad at all here. Especially considering she popped out a kid.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 08:27:04
She's a little skinnier, but other than that I think she looks the same as she always did.
By prease, on August 2, 2009 08:51:04
Disappointing?!? I would hit that in a second.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 09:23:10
no her butt got a bit saggy
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 09:39:42
She is not smiling in any of the pics.Wow. Not that money buys happiness but if you are not behind in your morgage,a millionare,had a baby,happily married,thin,at the beach..why not smile? Why so unhappy?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 09:54:11
her earlier beach pics set the bar pretty high.
shes probably just getting warmed up in these.
here that megan?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 10:31:30
I am disappointed in your bad taste
She is perfect
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 10:38:11
Agree with both #3 and #4. Sure, her butt is a little floppier than pre-childbirth, but I think 99.9% of males on this planet would be willing to overlook that.
She looks pretty awesome to me. Disappointing? Hardly.
By WildHummus, on August 2, 2009 10:40:41
No talent, no great beauty. And she has weird looking legs for being hailed as such a beauty. Not.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 10:41:43
Jessica Sweden's foray into "politics for roles" has backfired for she is to dumb to even be a liberal.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 10:50:09
Didn't she use to look hotter when see was on Dark Angel? Time is indeed no friend to some celebrities.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 11:09:59
The title of this post is disappointing. I guess it's supposed to be humorous. "Hee, hee...we're making fun of Jessica Alba!" If you want to make fun of her intelligence, fine, but she looks hot as always here.
By AGB, on August 2, 2009 11:33:31
What's wrong with her now?
A little skinnier here but that's better than having her adopt the Kelly Clarkson syndrome.
By Tizzle, on August 2, 2009 11:43:20
Todd, you either need to get therapy or get your eyes checked. Jessica Alba is still one hot piece of ass with a cute face & nice body; I'd hit it in a second. Even after giving birth, she's still hotter looking than 99.9% of all women on planet Earth...
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 12:11:31
SHE'S FUCKIN HOT! ANYONE WHO SAYS SHE'S NOT IS FUCKED UP!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 12:23:47
Her ass is heading south.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 13:50:27
Not gonna lie, i'd take Alba over Megan Fox in a heartbeat.
Megan Fox seems like a cunt. Plus I'd be scared to death of picking up VD if I touched her.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:01:07
Still way hotter than Fox.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:15:24
The only thing disappointing about Jessica Alba is that she's not cooking my breakfast every morning. I'd give 3 fingers and one nut for her. I admire the fact that she stays with one man instead of doing what most of the rest of HOllywood does.
By Underpants Gnome, on August 2, 2009 14:25:50
Hot if you're into phone poles.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:25:52
Sorry, no time machine needed. She's gonna be gorgeous for the next 10 years.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:39:50
It's the Latina curse, they're hot until you knock them up. Once you knock them up it's game over... It's only been a year since the kid, in 4 more she'll be carrying her ass around in a sack. Yet like the guy above, I'd still take her over Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:41:32
How is she disappointing???? Her back is too long but it's always been that way. She looks like she always does.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:51:00
Her ass looks a bit deflated, I'd still hit it though.
By The Dave, on August 2, 2009 15:57:48
Fame blinds people because she was way hotter back in the day. Where are the curves? The only curve on her body is her ellipse of an ass. If she wasn't Jessica Alba this could be any other average chick on a beach.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 16:05:40
I admit she was hotter before the pregnancy but she's still gotta be in the top three hottest women on the planet.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 16:26:37
I would hit that like the angry fist of God. How is this bad? Sharp knees?!?!?!?
By iJustKilledaKitten___Help, on August 2, 2009 16:26:42
The hair is ugly, but her body looks great. Why do you dislike her so much, Todd? It's not like she's an important actress or anything. She's just a high C/low B-lister. And it's nice that she's still with her baby daddy.
By RaraAvis, on August 2, 2009 18:02:03
Her husband is gross. Hairy with stupid tattoos and stupid swimming shorts. Pick on him, not her.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 18:46:14
>Plus I'd be scared to death of picking up VD if I touched her.
Uh, but Alba already has herpes. Thanks, Jeter.
By JAC, on August 2, 2009 18:57:02
Agree with the vast majority of the comments and males of the world... this woman is beautiful, same as before.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 19:20:26
As a person of Hispanic descent, I never under white America's fascination with this fugly bitch. Los Angeles MUST have better looking and more talented women than Jessica Alba!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 20:31:15
#19 she did do what the rest of Hollywood does, she just retired from it
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 20:40:30
Ha, 1 in 2 or 3 people on the Manhattan Island who are single supposedly has herpes. Jeter's been busy.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 21:00:19
Like Heidi Klum, Alba isn't what she was before Cash Warren(, who marries a male assistant? Producer my ass) & having the kid. Ladies, either you have great genetics, have the kids before 21, or workout 3 hours a day. Don't leave it to your man to change. He'll just change you out for the 1st good young piece available.
By Human Nature's a Bitch, on August 2, 2009 21:06:15
Overrated with a saggy ass. Megan Fox is hotter.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 22:14:42
I see Alba has gone back to what she's famous for, which is staging bikini photo ops.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 23:27:50
Todd,
So you are telling us that Alba is not hotter than Megan 'THUMBS' Fox.
Sorry mate but the woman had a child and still looks like 'TOP TOTTY' as we say in Ireland.
She gets my vote over THUMBS anyday.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 00:56:18
I'd still hit it
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:37:55
Her ass looks perfect in most of the pics...Let's revisit this in a few months. Never a fan of her being blonde. The ass could be going in the wrong direction but she is still sweet.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:55:40
She looks terrible compared to the "into the blue" time period, whatever is left of her ass has completely sagged and shes gotten too thin. That blonde hair looks like shit also.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:43:54
Todd, a piece of advice in reference to your probably lovely girlfriend. It is bad form to scream "Megan" when you, ah, "finish". Not only ruins the mood, but requires couples therapy, and expensive gifts.
Who is looking out for you there pal?
PS- Mutual loofah-ing is dyno-mite! Catch my drift?
By B. O'Reilly, on August 3, 2009 10:55:08
I THOT IT WUZ NO MEH-GUN FUX DAY!!!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:39:22
What?! lol
By Chantelle, on August 3, 2009 18:00:29
She looks like a dirty drunken Indian because that's what she is.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 15:36:39
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