Tony Romo must be a big ol' gaywad 'cause I'd fuck this cow 'til her ears bled. Her sister looks pretty lickable too, and you know SHE hasn't had good cock in a while.
Poor CHESTica. She's got an dumbass named ASSHOLE for a sister, a fag for a bro-in-law, a pervert for a dad, no career, no dude to fuck and no brains. The only thing she's got going for her is those tits. She better hope they stay perky or she's in a world of hurt...
TonyRomo was not worth it.Why could she not see the signs while with him,enjoy him,get laid, and often,have fun,cheat a lil behind his back in the senes to see who she was going to hook up with after Tony,and just enjoy her life,75 million in the bank,.Nooooo,shethought this man was going to marry her. Just think,if he had proposed as was expected on her b-day, how diff her life would have been.Jessica Simpson over kill on all over the place.,
#19, my thoughts exactly. People, as hard as it is to think about, this girl has more money than you'll ever have, living a lifestyle that you'll only dream about, and as far as her dating life...I doubt anyone would turn her down...no matter how "cool" you claim to be behind your keyboard.
Damn, first time ever I've seen her hair look NORMAL without all of those dirty long, disgusting looking extensions! But of cause, dare she ever carry a SMALL little purse , clutch? Nah...who goes for drinks/dinner with a suitcase of a bag? Can't find a single pic. of her without a bag that looks heavier then she is! And of cause, clunker shoes. But the hair is THIS picture, is the best ever. Guess ken didn't do it.
Jane is right about the handbag.She really looks great here going with her real hair,and young,just cut and straight instead of all curled up..You are right Jane.
The only difference between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton is that Paris has more money and Jessica has more tits. Neither has any talent or is known for anything else than being a fuck up. jessica is way hotter than Paris, but both are no talent skanks.
It's sad how Ashlee has the better body and Jessica hasn't even shat out a kid yet. But I've never thought Jessica was hot - yeah the tits are great but she has this douchey-manface and her features are just too chiseled.
OK, maybe not younger, lol, but definitely sexier. Maybe she's a late bloomer. Britney hit her peak at 16/17, then fell apart by the time she was 20. Kate Beckinsale hit hers at 27-29, just for comparison.
She looks like she's getting to the point now where she's desperate. That means that even an ex-con like me has a chance with her. Maybe she can stop by my hot dog stand in Phoenix one day. If she asks me nicely, I'll marry her, keep her filled with fresh kosher hot dogs and give her anal sex 3 times a day. That's love baby.
Ahh man big titted blonde chick drunk doesn't get any better & nobody hit that, shame! Her sister is laughing at her in the back seat funny shit. She needs to drink it off & might as well head over to my house while she's at it, lil' sis can cum too.
I second #42. Todd, you're gonna have to make up for this by posting nothing but some real, natural tits tomorrow...eh hem, Kelly Brook or Keeley Hazell would certainly suffice!
Hey #45 (a.k.a. George Sodini) go fuck yourself. Oh it's too late, you already turned the gun on yourself you fucking no-life-havin', no-pussy-havin' cocksucker!!!
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentCHEERS Jessica drink up
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:04:08
I will take her and the redhead together please, thank you.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:39:24
She looks good in these pictures. Logic dictates she should get drunk more often. Buttom's up...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:53:18
Cute redhead pics Todd, but you should have cropped out the fat blonde before posting them...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:53:52
She doesn't look all that tanked to me. I got 20Xs more wasted than that last Friday. I'm sure she has a lot on her mind.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:57:33
That redhead is ASSLEE, you horny smurfs.
Ha hahaha. You got horny for Asslee Simpleton Wentz!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:32:50
Bullshit, she doesn't look drunk at all to me. She looks perfectly sober, and happy.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:39:39
She doesn't look all that tanked to me. I got 20Xs more wasted than that last Friday. I'm sure she has a lot on her mind.
It's an impossibility for Jessica to have a lot on her mind.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:51:21
Hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow.
By Prof "Louie-Louie" Gates, on August 3, 2009 10:09:54
Loving the 50 posts a day, let's keep it up and I'll make this my homepage
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:12:15
I'm sure Papa Joe will make her forget all about Tony.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:12:23
If you listen to the Stern show you know Ashley is smiling because her anus is getting a rest break from eyeliner Petey action.
This is one classy family. Can I get a "yee-hah!"?
By Earl, That's My Name, on August 3, 2009 10:14:01
The chick is still a heffer. Granted a drunk heffer but a heffer nonetheless.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:30:09
#12 has it right. The onus may be on Ashley's anus.
Add in Joe for double penetration.Could involve the hole family but should work out in the end.
By Duncan Fudge, on August 3, 2009 10:53:23
Nice Ferrari 612 Scaglietti she is in...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:59:51
Tony Romo must be a big ol' gaywad 'cause I'd fuck this cow 'til her ears bled.
Her sister looks pretty lickable too, and you know SHE hasn't had good cock in a while.
By Hung Wayne, on August 3, 2009 11:19:38
Not Drunk enough ,her clothes are still on !!!!
By BukkNekkid , on August 3, 2009 11:20:16
Poor CHESTica. She's got an dumbass named ASSHOLE for a sister, a fag for a bro-in-law, a pervert for a dad, no career, no dude to fuck and no brains. The only thing she's got going for her is those tits. She better hope they stay perky or she's in a world of hurt...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 11:37:02
WTF! u r all pigs even if its true dont say it.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 11:42:14
TonyRomo was not worth it.Why could she not see the signs while with him,enjoy him,get laid, and often,have fun,cheat a lil behind his back in the senes to see who she was going to hook up with after Tony,and just enjoy her life,75 million in the bank,.Nooooo,shethought this man was going to marry her. Just think,if he had proposed as was expected on her b-day, how diff her life would have been.Jessica Simpson over kill on all over the place.,
By tipsy there, on August 3, 2009 11:59:40
#19, my thoughts exactly. People, as hard as it is to think about, this girl has more money than you'll ever have, living a lifestyle that you'll only dream about, and as far as her dating life...I doubt anyone would turn her down...no matter how "cool" you claim to be behind your keyboard.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 12:00:21
What kind of car is that?look at the symbol on the headrest behind JS?
By Car question, on August 3, 2009 12:01:08
@15 Most likely a rented Ferrari. These media whores are all about putting on a big show.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 12:05:46
Hey Jessica, wanna come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo til you google all over my facebook?...just curious is all...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 12:27:04
Hung Wayne you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 12:38:33
Why would anyone need a purse that fucking big?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 12:41:23
Damn, first time ever I've seen her hair look NORMAL without all of those dirty long, disgusting looking extensions! But of cause, dare she ever carry a SMALL little purse , clutch? Nah...who goes for drinks/dinner with a suitcase of a bag? Can't find a single pic. of her without a bag that looks heavier then she is!
And of cause, clunker shoes. But the hair is THIS picture, is the best ever. Guess ken didn't do it.
By jane, on August 3, 2009 12:47:30
Still hot drunk or not...
By Mavsman, on August 3, 2009 13:43:22
Jane is right about the handbag.She really looks great here going with her real hair,and young,just cut and straight instead of all curled up..You are right Jane.
Tanx for answering ? about the car.
By Car question, on August 3, 2009 14:07:24
Louis Vuitton purses are butt fucking ugly.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:32:24
No no no JS is EXPANSIVE
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:50:13
Todd I say this with all seriousness - cum inside me.
By Heidi, on August 3, 2009 16:53:58
#30, agreed. LV's are overrated, fugly, ghettofied pieces of crap. So are most of the women who carry them.
By Dior Baglady, on August 3, 2009 17:48:04
#25: eat shit and die, monkey fuck.
By Hung Wayne, on August 3, 2009 23:44:19
The only difference between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton is that Paris has more money and Jessica has more tits. Neither has any talent or is known for anything else than being a fuck up. jessica is way hotter than Paris, but both are no talent skanks.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 01:15:50
It's sad how Ashlee has the better body and Jessica hasn't even shat out a kid yet. But I've never thought Jessica was hot - yeah the tits are great but she has this douchey-manface and her features are just too chiseled.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 01:52:08
This is the first time in a couple of years of looking at her pics, I'd say I'd sleep with her. She looks almost normal, carefree, here. Younger, too.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 05:37:08
OK, maybe not younger, lol, but definitely sexier. Maybe she's a late bloomer. Britney hit her peak at 16/17, then fell apart by the time she was 20. Kate Beckinsale hit hers at 27-29, just for comparison.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 05:40:50
She looks like she's getting to the point now where she's desperate. That means that even an ex-con like me has a chance with her. Maybe she can stop by my hot dog stand in Phoenix one day. If she asks me nicely, I'll marry her, keep her filled with fresh kosher hot dogs and give her anal sex 3 times a day. That's love baby.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 08:25:35
Ahh man big titted blonde chick drunk doesn't get any better & nobody hit that, shame!
Her sister is laughing at her in the back seat funny shit.
She needs to drink it off & might as well head over to my house while she's at it, lil' sis can cum too.
By A man named GOB, on August 4, 2009 09:44:11
I'd rather have homosexual sex with an angry midget than bed this used up troll.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 11:32:15
Uhh.. can we move on on the Jackassica Simpson topic...
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 12:45:21
I second #42. Todd, you're gonna have to make up for this by posting nothing but some real, natural tits tomorrow...eh hem, Kelly Brook or Keeley Hazell would certainly suffice!
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 13:38:49
#34 U have a little wee wee!
By Peter North, on August 4, 2009 16:20:43
Hey you little faggots, there's a bloodbath in Bridgeville, PA, grab your socks and drop your cocks cause I'm coming for you!
By Your Werst Emena, on August 4, 2009 16:44:13
Who knew Ashley had such pretty leggs?
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 17:49:19
ill eat your heart
By sommer, on August 4, 2009 19:03:19
Write and speak like you got a proper education Todd... We are counting on you....
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 20:06:23
Hey #45 (a.k.a. George Sodini) go fuck yourself. Oh it's too late, you already turned the gun on yourself you fucking no-life-havin', no-pussy-havin' cocksucker!!!
By I Hate People That Commit Murders and Then Kill Themselves!, on August 5, 2009 03:18:41
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