She makes my balls ache. I would dump semen into that like an Alaskan pipeline. She's a goddess. The fact that she's odd means crazy -hot-nutcase-sex. The best.
She's wearing a really cute, fashionable bikini (which you seemed to have no problem with when AnnaLynne McCord was wearing something very similar on July 20th). She's cute and I would sell my soul (if I had one!) to have a body like hers. Get over it, Todd!
Apparently, IDLYITW morphed into "What Not To Wear" overnight. I can see ragging on La GagGag's dumb-asses outfits, but crimeny. This is Katy Perry in a bikini. Who gives a fuck *what kind* of bikini?
When girls run around like that it means that they really, really want a baby. I would be glad to have a meeting with Kate and outline some impregnanation options that are win-win for both our careers. Have you thought about reality TV Kate?
She needs to hike the bottoms up a little too make it look better. She's so damn meh though that it won't make much difference anyhow. In real life I'd barely give her a second look. Preternaturally average she is.
Man, I wood dew Zooey a million times over this mess of fake tits and no talent. But I would cum all over Katy's plastic bubbles after reaming Miss Deschanel out for a day or two, while she watched.
You're right, Todd, it is a silly looking bikini. It would look just as silly hanging from my doorknob while I'm pumping her like a flat tire. In other words, who gives a shit, buddy. I still like the site though.
Despite the swimsuit, she still has a rocking bod. Just look at her backside -- no fat, no cellulite...nice cheeks and some hips worth holding onto. If you need contrast, see Kelly Clarkson. I wouldn't get into that pig even if she could transmit the gift of immortality through my penis.
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIt is a very ugly bikini. Nonetheless, she is quite doable.
By Storm, on August 3, 2009 02:23:46
Shes pretty, cuz she looks hot in that sucky bikini. Have you seen her big camel toe in pic #5?? Man.. that woman has a big pussy!!!.. Me likey. :D
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:42:54
Nice toe in pix 4 and 5.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 03:03:49
Todd - I think you caught the ghey.
First Jess Alba and now Katy Perry?
Maybe you should change the site name to idontlikeyoucuzimghey.com
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 03:44:25
My penis can't tell the difference. He just gave K.P. his traditional salute. All I need are some earplugs and then Katy Perry is perfect.
By Santos, on August 3, 2009 04:05:24
She looks awesome and I would kill for her body after having 3 kids! You people are nuts, she has a normal body even somewhat in shape.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:06:14
She makes my balls ache. I would dump semen into that like an Alaskan pipeline. She's a goddess. The fact that she's odd means crazy -hot-nutcase-sex. The best.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:13:49
i have really been into katy and zooey lately. nice pics!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:28:41
Todd is getting gayer than Tom Cruise. Who cares what she's wearing? I bet she looks great naked. I would tap that all night long.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:53:06
I would hit it while listening to my iPod. Then I would have sex with her.
By smooth_Like_butter, on August 3, 2009 05:10:50
She's wearing a really cute, fashionable bikini (which you seemed to have no problem with when AnnaLynne McCord was wearing something very similar on July 20th). She's cute and I would sell my soul (if I had one!) to have a body like hers. Get over it, Todd!
By Joni, on August 3, 2009 05:24:51
She is on the edge of insane so nothing she does surprises me.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 05:29:36
She looks hot.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 06:24:42
Who cares about her suit? She needs to get naked, on her knees in front of me & start schlurping up my mango root...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 06:57:23
She has a far superior body than Miranda Kerr that Todd's penis woke him up for... it must not see right with that one eye
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:11:12
My 4-year-old has a little swim skirt just like that.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 08:21:28
Apparently, IDLYITW morphed into "What Not To Wear" overnight. I can see ragging on La GagGag's dumb-asses outfits, but crimeny. This is Katy Perry in a bikini. Who gives a fuck *what kind* of bikini?
By Patrick, on August 3, 2009 08:29:08
lol, this is so funny. Who put that on her?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:03:38
Not really sure what the big gripe is about her in this bikini. About the only two flaws I see on her though, are:
1.) She's got multiple different tan lines across her back. There's only one way to get rid of those...gotta go topless, baby!
2.) She's got fuckin' boats for feet. The average shoe size for an American woman is 7.5, those dawgs look to be like 10's
Other than that, she's totally doable ; )
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:43:46
I don't care what she wears, that's still a nice rack.
By Tizzle, on August 3, 2009 09:58:01
When girls run around like that it means that they really, really want a baby.
I would be glad to have a meeting with Kate and outline some impregnanation options that are win-win for both our careers. Have you thought about reality TV Kate?
By " Jon" Somewhere in Pennsy with 8 Rugrats, on August 3, 2009 10:44:03
She needs to hike the bottoms up a little too make it look better. She's so damn meh though that it won't make much difference anyhow. In real life I'd barely give her a second look. Preternaturally average she is.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 11:46:45
She shouldn't bend over in front of Pete Wentz.
By Ashley, on August 3, 2009 13:12:56
I don't at all care for commenting, BUT CAMELTOE ALERT YOU IDIOTS!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:17:38
Man, I wood dew Zooey a million times over this mess of fake tits and no talent. But I would cum all over Katy's plastic bubbles after reaming Miss Deschanel out for a day or two, while she watched.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:36:01
You're right, Todd, it is a silly looking bikini. It would look just as silly hanging from my doorknob while I'm pumping her like a flat tire. In other words, who gives a shit, buddy. I still like the site though.
By Brandon, on August 3, 2009 15:01:33
Despite the swimsuit, she still has a rocking bod. Just look at her backside -- no fat, no cellulite...nice cheeks and some hips worth holding onto. If you need contrast, see Kelly Clarkson. I wouldn't get into that pig even if she could transmit the gift of immortality through my penis.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 05:56:56
Dude you musta caught a big case of the gays.
That ass is spectacular, I'd spend an hour pulling those cheeks apart to lick her starfish...
And look at that toe. Nothing better than a woman with a puffy pussy.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 02:33:24
Better looking and shape than most of our girlfriends/wives, eh?
By anonymous, on August 8, 2009 10:37:01
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