I think we now know the secret of loosing 50 lbs over night. Have your head placed on another persons body for the cover of a media source that has about 17 readers left. She must be insane, she was is and will be fat until her heart cant pump blood around the globe any longer....
# 2 Fat people drive health care up for the rest of us. They use resources 90% more then average to thin people so it effects all of us. She is not normal, she is fat and is too stupid to even realize that it will effect her health. Is she nice? yes and she can sing but she is fat. If she didnt make rediculas statements about not being fat all the time then she may not be given such a hard time but again, Todds right...
Stop being anitKelly.She did not photoshop herself on Self mag. All mags photoshop the cover subject. Even skinny people like Faith Hill get photoshopped. Kelly has gained some weight. She looks good for herself.She could lose some weight to look,feel,nicer. Big deal. She is not obesse.
YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK SHE'S OKEY YOU CHOOSE TO PUT UP FUCKED UP PIC'S OF HER!! SHE'S HAPPY SO LEAVE HER ALONE YOU STUPID CUNT!!YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SKINNY TO BE HOT LOOK AT ANGELINA JOLIE SHE FUCKING NASTY BONE AND SKIN YOU THINK THATS HOT SHE'S SHIT THE GIRL HAS NO BODY WHERE HER ASS AT SHE AIN'T GOT ONE YOU CRACK HEAD YOU MUST THINK AMY WINEHOUSE IS CUTE DUMBASS
Dear dude who writes the comments for this fancy blog,
I really love your site, and look at it all the time. You have a great sense of humor. However, Crossfit is not for pussies. I will bet that after just one workout, you will be say something to the effect of "Man, I should have kept my mouth shut. It is a lot more like boot camp than I thought. I'm glad it was only 35 minutes, or I would be one dead smart-ass".
I triple dog dare you to find a Crossfit gym and go for one workout. Tell the instructor how you feel about Crossfit. Then pull your head through your ass and tear out your guts. That's kind of what it felt like for me, and I was already working out regularly.
Good luck, and keep up with the awesome site! I love it!
Ugh #6 I am not remotely fat but that doesnt mean Im gonna sit here and bitch about fat people driving up healthcare, get over it. Smokers drive up healthcare as well AND affect the health of nonsmokers
#14 I have been through bootcamp, and a crossfit workout is not even in the same league. Maybe it is for the Campfire Girls bootcamp, but military bootcamp is not fat girl's camp.
Pussy. The commercial's over, go back to watching Oprah.
99% of the guys who post above would still f**k Kelly Clarkson in two seconds -- and that's about how long they'd last, too.
More cushion for the pushing, guys. And big asses like that are normal for women who actually eat food. Slip it in the lubed-up ass, and enjoy the ride.
#27 -- You're smoking crack if you think most guys want to fuck Jelly Clarkson. Big asses like hers are "normal" for women who eat like shit and don't fucking take care of themselves. No thanks.
#27 is a loser who can only get a sweaty fat girl. Look, he even talked himself into liking it. Haha. Maybe he's also fat. Maybe it's the dude from that stupid TV show... Dating For Fatties or whatever it's called.
it should be illegal for fat women to wear tight clothes....come on ladies...don't you know you look like fools and really gross too boot...cover that lard up....moo moo time...moooooooooooo
#16, I had one .... thanks for pointing that out Mom... Fuck off....Are you giving out grades? What I said was true... and yes #15 you are right, smokers have a great deal to do with it too. I don't hate the girl, but Todd is right...
She states that none of the Crossfit workouts are over 35 minutes. Any real Crossfitter knows better than that. Murph and Eva are two workouts that are well over 35 minutes for someone of her size/stature/fitness level. She couldn't do either one of those workouts in 35 minutes as big as she is!! And if she can, I want video!!
The chick admits she isn't trying to lose weight, and then gets upset when people call her fat. Can't have it both ways babe. Oh wait, I guess you can with airbrushing.
And no, the only people who want to have sex with Clarkson are desperate fame whores with low-self esteem. You can get better looking chicks just walking down the street.
First, Crossfit workouts can take as long as they take you to finish them.
Second, they may pass a low in England that bans airbrushing. Something to do with eating disorders and self esteem of young girls. Whatever their reason, I wish we'd do it in the US just to see who stayed "beautiful" and who did not. I fear kelly has been airbrushed to the high heavens.
Self magazine is utter garbage to begin with. No articles of substance whatsoever, just little blurbs about how to lose 10 pounds alongside other blurbs telling you to accept your fat body no matter what.
I'm sorry y'all but hot baby is just <B>thicktastic!</B> If she was my girl we'd <I>never</I> get outta the bed (or off of the floor, or wherever we were doin' it)!
I agree with last comment, but what do you deem as fat, since 'normal' people do not look like hollywood thin sticks, who are taking every damn pill known to mankind to stay thin.
Fat is very subjective, I would say if your medically healthy and feel good, then do not worry about your weight.
Kelly is dumbass for making those comments and getting herself airbrushed to death
She's chunky. But a lot of guys like that, so whatever.
I agree about the message, though. Why pretend you can eat all that crap and not exercise and then not be fat? That ticks me off. Just like when models are interviewed and say crap like, "Oh, I eat cheeseburgers and fries! I love tacos!" They're such liars. No one looks skeletal after eating junk like that. They should just admit to dieting or face up to their bulimia.
54 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTodd, as always. Right on the money.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 02:51:35
Maybe she doesn't give a happy shit that she looks like a normal woman.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 03:08:58
I think we now know the secret of loosing 50 lbs over night. Have your head placed on another persons body for the cover of a media source that has about 17 readers left. She must be insane, she was is and will be fat until her heart cant pump blood around the globe any longer....
By HungWang, on August 11, 2009 03:11:55
Have you seen her face?? They gave her so much PS that she doesn't even look like her... shame shame..
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 03:23:53
I know all mags edit photos in some way, but Good Lord in Heaven-I hope Self Magazine paid the airbrush guy overtime for this one.
By JJM, on August 11, 2009 03:27:22
# 2 Fat people drive health care up for the rest of us. They use resources 90% more then average to thin people so it effects all of us. She is not normal, she is fat and is too stupid to even realize that it will effect her health.
Is she nice? yes and she can sing but she is fat. If she didnt make rediculas statements about not being fat all the time then she may not be given such a hard time but again, Todds right...
By the Truth, on August 11, 2009 03:31:25
Photoshopped to the gills!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 03:53:15
#6- Amen
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 03:53:50
I think they pulled an TV Guide Oprah - they cut Kelly's head and transposed it onto another woman's body.
Self Mag: Kelly isn't that skinny!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 03:57:03
Stop being anitKelly.She did not photoshop herself on Self mag. All mags photoshop the cover subject. Even skinny people like Faith Hill get photoshopped.
Kelly has gained some weight. She looks good for herself.She could lose some weight to look,feel,nicer. Big deal. She is not obesse.
By Anitphotoshopping, on August 11, 2009 04:33:47
Ah - the power of Photoshop. Thanks to Adobe Systems for making such a great software package!
This is a great and obvious lesson for the masses about how the media distorts reality to suit its purpose.
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 11, 2009 04:34:58
YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK SHE'S OKEY YOU CHOOSE TO PUT UP FUCKED UP PIC'S OF HER!! SHE'S HAPPY SO LEAVE HER ALONE YOU STUPID CUNT!!YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE SKINNY TO BE HOT LOOK AT ANGELINA JOLIE SHE FUCKING NASTY BONE AND SKIN YOU THINK THATS HOT SHE'S SHIT THE GIRL HAS NO BODY WHERE HER ASS AT SHE AIN'T GOT ONE YOU CRACK HEAD YOU MUST THINK AMY WINEHOUSE IS CUTE DUMBASS
By DAVE BROWN, on August 11, 2009 04:35:33
I'd hit it.
By Mr. Creosote, on August 11, 2009 04:43:43
Dear dude who writes the comments for this fancy blog,
I really love your site, and look at it all the time. You have a great sense of humor. However, Crossfit is not for pussies. I will bet that after just one workout, you will be say something to the effect of "Man, I should have kept my mouth shut. It is a lot more like boot camp than I thought. I'm glad it was only 35 minutes, or I would be one dead smart-ass".
I triple dog dare you to find a Crossfit gym and go for one workout. Tell the instructor how you feel about Crossfit. Then pull your head through your ass and tear out your guts. That's kind of what it felt like for me, and I was already working out regularly.
Good luck, and keep up with the awesome site! I love it!
Mike
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 04:49:31
Ugh #6 I am not remotely fat but that doesnt mean Im gonna sit here and bitch about fat people driving up healthcare, get over it. Smokers drive up healthcare as well AND affect the health of nonsmokers
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 04:50:24
6 you may want to learn how to spell before you attempt to make an intelligent sounding arguement
I mean "rediculas"?? Really? Wow
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 04:53:53
Dave Brown (poster #12) is awesome. I want to party with you, cowboy.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:00:44
PHOTO SHOP SHE IS A PORKER
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:04:06
Dude,
I want to be clear that I totally agree with you about Clarkson and her "weight issues".
I am not saying she looks great or is in good shape just because she says she does Crossfit. I think she's lying. Just a hunch, but yeah, lying.
Again, awesome site!
Mike
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:08:02
BREAKING NEWS: Magazines touch up covers.....WHO KNEW?!?!?!?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 05:53:09
#14 I have been through bootcamp, and a crossfit workout is not even in the same league. Maybe it is for the Campfire Girls bootcamp, but military bootcamp is not fat girl's camp.
Pussy. The commercial's over, go back to watching Oprah.
By Storm, on August 11, 2009 06:08:51
#12 is a FAT ASS. Wait. A HAPPY FAT ASS.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:42:53
Ever see a fat person ride a bicycle? rotflmao
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 06:43:47
Ew, she has an over-eating disorder... fucking pig. They either promote anorexic girls, or fat chicks that are happy... fuck america.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:01:38
HAHAHA, I LOVE YOU TODD!!!
(btw, I emailed you my number. I hope you get the editor emails lol)
By Ashley, on August 11, 2009 07:02:34
@14 Kelly, is that you?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:14:16
99% of the guys who post above would still f**k Kelly Clarkson in two seconds -- and that's about how long they'd last, too.
More cushion for the pushing, guys. And big asses like that are normal for women who actually eat food. Slip it in the lubed-up ass, and enjoy the ride.
By Frankenstein, on August 11, 2009 07:26:07
#27 -- You're smoking crack if you think most guys want to fuck Jelly Clarkson. Big asses like hers are "normal" for women who eat like shit and don't fucking take care of themselves. No thanks.
By prease, on August 11, 2009 07:57:01
So wearing black makes you look thinner? I think not.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:10:03
#27 is a loser who can only get a sweaty fat girl. Look, he even talked himself into liking it. Haha. Maybe he's also fat. Maybe it's the dude from that stupid TV show... Dating For Fatties or whatever it's called.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:27:27
it should be illegal for fat women to wear tight clothes....come on ladies...don't you know you look like fools and really gross too boot...cover that lard up....moo moo time...moooooooooooo
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:46:07
Damn, that is one hell of an obviously bad photoshop job.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:50:33
no shit x-fit isnt bootcamp...neither are that easy, but its not like they are impossible
yes, ive done both
she must only do a few workouts demos or the fat celeb routine...no wai she can handle a real xfit workout...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:58:04
What's the legality of her threatening a stagedive?
It's sure to cause a panic & crowd surge, so is it like yelling 'Fire!' in a theatre??
By joejoe, on August 11, 2009 09:59:49
#16, I had one .... thanks for pointing that out Mom... Fuck off....Are you giving out grades? What I said was true... and yes #15 you are right, smokers have a great deal to do with it too.
I don't hate the girl, but Todd is right...
By The Truth, on August 11, 2009 10:09:19
that big ass is bigtime sexy...kelly you are a babe
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 10:18:34
She might be healthy and self-confident, but that doesn't mean she isn't still a fat cow.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 10:22:00
She states that none of the Crossfit workouts are over 35 minutes. Any real Crossfitter knows better than that. Murph and Eva are two workouts that are well over 35 minutes for someone of her size/stature/fitness level. She couldn't do either one of those workouts in 35 minutes as big as she is!! And if she can, I want video!!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 10:48:17
The chick admits she isn't trying to lose weight, and then gets upset when people call her fat. Can't have it both ways babe. Oh wait, I guess you can with airbrushing.
And no, the only people who want to have sex with Clarkson are desperate fame whores with low-self esteem. You can get better looking chicks just walking down the street.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:06:33
First, Crossfit workouts can take as long as they take you to finish them.
Second, they may pass a low in England that bans airbrushing. Something to do with eating disorders and self esteem of young girls. Whatever their reason, I wish we'd do it in the US just to see who stayed "beautiful" and who did not. I fear kelly has been airbrushed to the high heavens.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:22:21
Photoshop nothing, thats the future we're looking at on that cover after all, give it time.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:53:56
i bet none of you posting calling her fat are slim jims!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 12:14:53
I love when the fatties come out to play. Thanks for putting down the Big Mac and large Coke and contributing something worthwhile to this site.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 13:41:52
Sorry #10, but she is most likely obese. (by the definition of BMI>30)
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 14:59:47
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 15:05:42
Remember this?http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080424/kelly%20clarkson%20bikini/6.html
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 15:08:54
Yeah , So she's Chunked out .......
I'd Still hit it !
By BukkNekkid , on August 11, 2009 15:48:13
Self magazine is utter garbage to begin with. No articles of substance whatsoever, just little blurbs about how to lose 10 pounds alongside other blurbs telling you to accept your fat body no matter what.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 18:45:20
#27 has the right idea, The bigger the tire, the better the ride.
I'd slam that ass!!!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 19:04:01
I'm sorry y'all but hot baby is just <B>thicktastic!</B> If she was my girl we'd <I>never</I> get outta the bed (or off of the floor, or wherever we were doin' it)!
By Got Wang?, on August 11, 2009 19:06:16
#6
I agree with last comment, but what do you deem as fat, since 'normal' people do not look like hollywood thin sticks, who are taking every damn pill known to mankind to stay thin.
Fat is very subjective, I would say if your medically healthy and feel good, then do not worry about your weight.
Kelly is dumbass for making those comments and getting herself airbrushed to death
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 00:36:06
#12
Dave Brown?? Shouldn't you be predicting the weather for Channel 5 in Memphis??
By the way, thought you and Lance Russell were an awesome announce team for MidSouth Wrestling back in the day.
By Jerry Lawler's 16 year old girlfriend, on August 12, 2009 03:29:24
Gotta hit that from the back :D
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 06:59:30
She's chunky. But a lot of guys like that, so whatever.
I agree about the message, though. Why pretend you can eat all that crap and not exercise and then not be fat? That ticks me off. Just like when models are interviewed and say crap like, "Oh, I eat cheeseburgers and fries! I love tacos!" They're such liars. No one looks skeletal after eating junk like that. They should just admit to dieting or face up to their bulimia.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 11:49:23
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