She's a disgusting cow. Yes she has a great voice, but she worked the sexy angle when she broke into the industry and now that she's fatter than a slaughter house angus she thinks looks don't matter. Disgusting
#6 Skinny! When 1989, when she was 8? She is and always has been out of shape. In Los Angeles we call people who dont even try ...LAZY! Make an effort fatso, eat a salad...run around the block a billion times...
"she's fatter than a slaughter house angus she thinks looks don't matter" (You seem to have mastered the apostrophe, but still struggle with the comma)
"in Los Angeles we call people who don't even try ...LAZY!"
Sure she's soft, sure she's kind of jellified. But I'll tell you this: I LOVE that. And so do LOTS of dudes.
It's fine if you don't, but stop popping neck-veins as though she's got some obligation to YOU, personally, to look the way YOU want her to look, or that your taste is so thoroughly and unassailably mainstream that it's somehow deviant behavior to feel any differently.
I love fat chicks. I'd wanna feed Kelly till she was twice this size- but even so, i'd love to have her the way she looks right now.
Is that cow trying to slurmus the flaming gay Sam Champion, former WABC weather guy/now GMA weather guy? He looks MORTIFIED. She's clearly tasting him before spinning a web around him, biting his head off, and sucking his guts out.
Doesn't the bitch realize how fucking bad that is? Looks aside, she's unhealthy. I was shocked to read that 1 in 4 people in the US are affected by Diabetes to some extent. Main reason given is eating too fucking much, getting fat, and not exercising. What the hell..... doesn't she have anyone around her to tell her that?
A chubby girl with a sense of humor, who doesn't take herself too seriously. Let's burn her at the stake. Seriously. I'd far sooner trade places with her than one of those anorexic, talentless tarts this site adores.... GAG.
On the plus side she outsold that country retard that beat out hot Katherine McPhee in American Idol. Is Taylor singing on the corner someplace with a hat in front of him for tips?
Wow man. She used to be hot. I thought she was always a little thick, but she had a nice ass and her body looked good. NOW though...that bitch is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She must take massive shits.
All the signs of self-loathing and depredation leading to an early unnatural death. Too bad, 'cause a little thinner and I'd do her all night long and in every position (thoug mainly from behind). Think she'd be a tiger in the sack. Oh well.
#18- You're a fucking moron. Did you accidentally stumble into an obesity clinic or something? Are originally from Auschwitz? Are you a super model? People around here (in Texas) aren't any bigger or smaller than they are all over the place.
for all the fat comments, I would arther date, sleep and have Kelly Clarkson has g/f, then Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, Linsday Lohan etc. Except for Miranda, I would be too scared i catch something that is untreatable and for Miranda, I don't want to be first guy charged for killing a woman. In no way is my dick big, but she probably takes more rear than frontal.
She's not Fat, 400 lbs is fat. I think she looks good, maybe a little walking 2 or 3 weeks wouldn't hurt but she ain't FAT. I'd take a thick girl over a bean-pole with no figure at all any day
You're all assholes. I bet the majority of you are fucking ugly as hell. she may be fat, but she has talent. what do you have? apparently not a life if you would pause to make a negative comment on someone who has a bigger waistline, bigger bank account and a better life. I bet half of you ddin't even finish school. You know what's worst than being fat? Stupid, uneducated TRASH.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis chick pure needs a stylist
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:20:29
Absolutely hideous. Worse than Beyonce from the waist down, Camrynn Mannheim from the waist up, and Medusa for a head.
By Storm, on August 3, 2009 02:26:14
Girlfriend is a load and should back away from the triple cheese burger with extra sauce.
By lkl, on August 3, 2009 02:32:17
She's a disgusting cow. Yes she has a great voice, but she worked the sexy angle when she broke into the industry and now that she's fatter than a slaughter house angus she thinks looks don't matter. Disgusting
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:34:19
Has anyone seen Jennifer Aniston lately? It looks like Kelly may have eaten her.
By Weener, on August 3, 2009 02:36:36
Damn!!! i remember that this girl was skinny with a big rounded ASS!! now she's like.. JAVA THE HUT from star wars... too fat....
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 02:45:02
Oh dear sweet gawds, that's his head not a twinkie kelly!!! Stoooop!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 03:49:16
#6 Skinny! When 1989, when she was 8? She is and always has been out of shape. In Los Angeles we call people who dont even try ...LAZY! Make an effort fatso, eat a salad...run around the block a billion times...
By HungWang, on August 3, 2009 03:57:46
Her stomach sticks out farther than her tits.
By Taint, on August 3, 2009 04:08:55
great and talent singer
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:15:25
That's some fried chicken eaten ass!
Nasty, nasty nasty. Not sure if I should put a tranquilizer in it or not! But it needs to be put down.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:29:38
I wouldn't do that thing for the survival of the human race.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 04:56:08
You're all morons.
Favorite quotes so far:
"she's like.. JAVA THE HUT"
"she's fatter than a slaughter house angus she thinks looks don't matter" (You seem to have mastered the apostrophe, but still struggle with the comma)
"in Los Angeles we call people who don't even try ...LAZY!"
Sure she's soft, sure she's kind of jellified. But I'll tell you this: I LOVE that. And so do LOTS of dudes.
It's fine if you don't, but stop popping neck-veins as though she's got some obligation to YOU, personally, to look the way YOU want her to look, or that your taste is so thoroughly and unassailably mainstream that it's somehow deviant behavior to feel any differently.
I love fat chicks. I'd wanna feed Kelly till she was twice this size- but even so, i'd love to have her the way she looks right now.
By PartyMarty, on August 3, 2009 05:43:16
PartyMarty, that's really gross.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 06:28:15
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 06:43:35
"Sure she's soft, sure she's kind of jellified. But I'll tell you this: I LOVE that. And so do LOTS of dudes."
No, they don't.
By Fact, on August 3, 2009 06:54:56
She's just having fun! I'd hit.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:00:33
You are all forgetting Kelly Clarkson is from TEXAS where every man, woman and child is MORBIDLY OBESE.
I flew down to Texas recently on business and was flabbergasted at how FAT everyone is!!! Its plain crazy.
My point is Kelly is slim by Texas standards!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:06:35
#6.... get it right before trying to be funny... it's JABA the Hutt you fucking retard
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:18:13
was typing to quick.. *Jabba, not Jaba
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:33:39
PartyMarty was right. "she's like.. JAVA THE HUT" was pretty funny.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 07:54:12
Is that cow trying to slurmus the flaming gay Sam Champion, former WABC weather guy/now GMA weather guy? He looks MORTIFIED. She's clearly tasting him before spinning a web around him, biting his head off, and sucking his guts out.
Be afraid Sammy. Be very afraid.
By NY viewer, on August 3, 2009 07:58:02
"When you have the caloric intake of a grizzly bear"
rotflmao^
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:08:58
SHE'S A DISGUSTING FAT COW MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:09:56
Doesn't the bitch realize how fucking bad that is? Looks aside, she's unhealthy. I was shocked to read that 1 in 4 people in the US are affected by Diabetes to some extent. Main reason given is eating too fucking much, getting fat, and not exercising. What the hell..... doesn't she have anyone around her to tell her that?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 09:13:57
A chubby girl with a sense of humor, who doesn't take herself too seriously. Let's burn her at the stake. Seriously. I'd far sooner trade places with her than one of those anorexic, talentless tarts this site adores.... GAG.
By Corrina, on August 3, 2009 09:46:50
On the plus side she outsold that country retard that beat out hot Katherine McPhee in American Idol. Is Taylor singing on the corner someplace with a hat in front of him for tips?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 10:49:49
Wow man. She used to be hot. I thought she was always a little thick, but she had a nice ass and her body looked good. NOW though...that bitch is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She must take massive shits.
By Todd's #1 Fan, on August 3, 2009 10:51:00
If you told her to "haul ass" somewhere, she'd need 2 trips and a wheelbarrow.
By Gregory Pecker, on August 3, 2009 11:33:33
All the signs of self-loathing and depredation leading to an early unnatural death. Too bad, 'cause a little thinner and I'd do her all night long and in every position (thoug mainly from behind). Think she'd be a tiger in the sack. Oh well.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 11:48:46
She should really consider a career move into opera. Applications start at 225lbs.
By La donne e mobile, on August 3, 2009 12:23:31
LOL! SEXY LITTLE MINX!!! aahahaha todd you are the best!
ps. #28 you also have me rolling.
By Todd's BM, on August 3, 2009 13:14:52
#18- You're a fucking moron. Did you accidentally stumble into an obesity clinic or something? Are originally from Auschwitz? Are you a super model? People around here (in Texas) aren't any bigger or smaller than they are all over the place.
By jenny mo, on August 3, 2009 13:55:25
Let her get fatter. Fat chicks and biker bitches will do N-E-THANG. I mean ANY thing you can think of...(apologies to PJ O'Rourke)
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 14:38:15
Somewhere inside Kelly is a skinny girl trying to get out.
Or maybe two.
By JAC, on August 3, 2009 14:59:37
When she takes a dump she can fertilize China.
By M. Hanky, on August 3, 2009 16:02:44
Ewww, even her tongue is FAT!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 16:22:37
#33, actually Texas is the third fattest state in the nation. Statistically, you people are fatter than most of the country.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 20:23:16
for all the fat comments, I would arther date, sleep and have Kelly Clarkson has g/f, then Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, Linsday Lohan etc. Except for Miranda, I would be too scared i catch something that is untreatable and for Miranda, I don't want to be first guy charged for killing a woman. In no way is my dick big, but she probably takes more rear than frontal.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 22:18:05
39, what kind of fucking language is that? I apologize in advance if you've been diagnosed as mentally retarded.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 05:28:55
There are some fat fucks in Texas. Read the news sometime, 33.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 05:30:12
Props to her for obviously not caring about what people think and not getting down about her weight. Still though, it's a shame she got so fat.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 09:01:30
It's cool, guys. More KC for me.
By PartyMarty, on August 4, 2009 14:37:55
I'll be serving her at my Labor Day picnic. Nothing better than a little KC with provolone.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 17:17:04
She's not Fat, 400 lbs is fat. I think she looks good, maybe a little walking 2 or 3 weeks wouldn't hurt but she ain't FAT. I'd take a thick girl over a bean-pole with no figure at all any day
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 20:40:05
#40 apologies if you are a dick splash, dumbass, slow thinking, wise cracking, person who has to copy people's comments to make half-witty joke
By anonymous, on August 4, 2009 23:51:47
You're all assholes. I bet the majority of you are fucking ugly as hell. she may be fat, but she has talent. what do you have? apparently not a life if you would pause to make a negative comment on someone who has a bigger waistline, bigger bank account and a better life. I bet half of you ddin't even finish school. You know what's worst than being fat? Stupid, uneducated TRASH.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2009 15:51:35
#47, well said...but that bitch is still 2 tons of fun.
By Joe Momma, on August 6, 2009 06:45:32
i'm not having a go at her but in all seriousness kelly needs to be tested for type 2 diabetes.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 12:12:27
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