Heh heh it's her and a dog or animal of some sort I guarantee! Beastiality is certainly involved, but don't go asking too many ?'s just believe it to be, consider it 2 b a definite inside source.
She's probably arranged this to get more publicity - god knows she has NO career to speak of. She might as well take Britney's place at the papparazzi/media/whore-good-for-nothing - now that Brit's in a better place.
#8 is right. We've already seen videos of her drinking after having been in rehab 3x (one stay for 6 months), doing blow in a bathroom with a bunch of cokewhores & giving some dude a blowjob in a dark alleyway. What could she be embarrassed about - being fucked by 15 dudes in a gang bang? Fucking a dog? Doing a hard core "German Schiesse" porn film with a chick? What?
Stupid girl it's not robbery, it is burglary. Robbery is totally different, usually involving threat by force or fear. Breaking into a home where nobody is present is burglary!
Whatever sex tape she has it has to be even worse than "A Night in Paris," although that hardly seems like a plausible sentence. It has to be borderline necrophilia porn seeing as how she looks like King Tut's mummy that's on tour.
QUESTION: What do you do when you're a broke "actress" who can't find work?
ANSWER: Make some porn tapes. Leave your door unlocked so that "burglars" can come in and find them. File a lawsuit. Receive a huge cash settlement when they are released.
I wonder if her being shown in her home porn video as a leg spread slutty whore who give multiple dudes blowjobs at the same time will negatively affect her reputation. Given that she's an alcoholic, drug addicted, lying, stealing, carpet munching horndog who jumps on the nearest available schlong, I sincerely doubt it...
I would pay $10,000 to see that sex tape. She's the sexiest woman in the world to me. I'd let her shit in my mouth if she'd let me peak at her freckled titties.
i agree with number #20 this was a setup, this chick is to down and out. now that everybody knows she has a sex tape that..believes could cause embarrassment if made public. ... they will be looking.
I hate to be the one to tell you all a fact of life. Ms. Lohans career is almost over. The fact that her family is constantly running around is cause for concern. Because Ms. Lohans career is in the dumper, and she can not play leading ladies, (where the money is) anymore! She might just be having herself robbed to get a sex tape out there. She needs to be in bead with men in order to get leading lady roles. That is a fact! Sincerely bigmikecraft
36 Comments:
Leave Your Commentoh my god...what a surprise!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 09:15:57
Of course her sex tape was stolen. It was only a matter of time.
By stating the obvious, on August 26, 2009 09:18:43
I wonder if they stole her many dildos.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 09:25:24
I can't imagine anyone wanting to see this nasty skank grind away on some douchebag. I'd rather steal it and put it back as to watch it.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 09:26:38
I am seriously curious.id watch it.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 09:58:00
Heh heh it's her and a dog or animal of some sort I guarantee!
Beastiality is certainly involved, but don't go asking too many ?'s just believe it to be, consider it 2 b a definite inside source.
By Amish Paradise, on August 26, 2009 09:58:43
I'd watch...just to see if she can deepthroat and swallow like a champ!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 10:04:17
...believes could cause embarrassment if made public. ...
Uh...can't see how it's any more embarassing than what you've done already...unless it's like with Richard Simmons
By jtg, on August 26, 2009 11:02:26
She's probably arranged this to get more publicity - god knows she has NO career to speak of. She might as well take Britney's place at the papparazzi/media/whore-good-for-nothing - now that Brit's in a better place.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 11:50:14
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Hooooooooooooo!
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 11:54:34
I'm sure she likes her armpit to be fucked...no wonder I love her armpits...
By MPT, on August 26, 2009 11:55:29
I would only watch if she died in the end. Nobody wants to see this Ginger do anything, not act, not have sex....well maybe die...
She is gross...
By HungWang, on August 26, 2009 12:10:30
#8 is right. We've already seen videos of her drinking after having been in rehab 3x (one stay for 6 months), doing blow in a bathroom with a bunch of cokewhores & giving some dude a blowjob in a dark alleyway. What could she be embarrassed about - being fucked by 15 dudes in a gang bang? Fucking a dog? Doing a hard core "German Schiesse" porn film with a chick? What?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 12:13:17
Stupid girl it's not robbery, it is burglary. Robbery is totally different, usually involving threat by force or fear. Breaking into a home where nobody is present is burglary!
By Grace Yip, on August 26, 2009 12:17:02
I can't wait to see her freckled firecrotch getting pounded. Better now than when she's 40.
By iceman, on August 26, 2009 12:32:05
id prolly fap to it at least once... would i get an std that way though..?
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 12:36:09
$5 says it involves a goat, cowboy boots, rope, fire extinguisher, and a hockey stick.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 12:44:17
Whatever sex tape she has it has to be even worse than "A Night in Paris," although that hardly seems like a plausible sentence. It has to be borderline necrophilia porn seeing as how she looks like King Tut's mummy that's on tour.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 12:47:59
$2M seems kinda high.
By Cubs Fan, on August 26, 2009 13:12:13
QUESTION: What do you do when you're a broke "actress" who can't find work?
ANSWER: Make some porn tapes. Leave your door unlocked so that "burglars" can come in and find them. File a lawsuit. Receive a huge cash settlement when they are released.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 13:30:43
I wonder if her being shown in her home porn video as a leg spread slutty whore who give multiple dudes blowjobs at the same time will negatively affect her reputation. Given that she's an alcoholic, drug addicted, lying, stealing, carpet munching horndog who jumps on the nearest available schlong, I sincerely doubt it...
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 14:08:31
Id watch
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 15:28:26
Does money change hands in the tape? Otherwise it's just another sign of how dead her career is.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 16:58:07
Yea..Id watch it in a heart beat...
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 17:49:07
Two Girls One Cup, The Sequel: Starring Lindsay Lohan and Samantha the Androgynous Pixie.
By DoucheBagelow, on August 26, 2009 18:31:56
Donkey Show ........Donkey Show LOL
By BukkNekkid , on August 26, 2009 19:24:24
I would pay $10,000 to see that sex tape. She's the sexiest woman in the world to me. I'd let her shit in my mouth if she'd let me peak at her freckled titties.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 20:26:38
This girl has the UGLIEST body shape ever! Hunchback with saggy tits!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2009 00:47:41
i agree with number #20 this was a setup, this chick is to down and out. now that everybody knows she has a sex tape that..believes could cause embarrassment if made public. ... they will be looking.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2009 01:20:10
LL's existence forces me to support Obama's Health Care Plan Death Panel Provision.
By The Dead Kennedys, on August 27, 2009 02:05:13
She's Such An Attention Whore.
By Kim K., on August 27, 2009 02:47:25
That's great news for all the people out there that want to watch Gollum grind on a douchey Jewish dude.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2009 04:31:05
LOL @ "Richard Simmons!" Now THAT is some shit I'd pay to see...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2009 06:25:03
I hate to be the one to tell you all a fact of life. Ms. Lohans career is almost over. The fact that her family is constantly running around is cause for concern. Because Ms. Lohans career is in the dumper, and she can not play leading ladies, (where the money is) anymore! She might just be having herself robbed to get a sex tape out there. She needs to be in bead with men in order to get leading lady roles. That is a fact! Sincerely bigmikecraft
By bigmikecraft, on August 27, 2009 08:22:48
#34 I hate to be the one to tell you all a fact of life. Ms. Lohans career is almost over.
By bigmikecraft, on August 27, 2009 08:22:48
Can we give this guy some sort of prize here????
By jimmy, on August 27, 2009 15:59:14
Yeah here's his prize: one brand new dunce cap.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2009 13:18:15
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