Whoa...I bet that smells really bad right now. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Plastic doesn't decay. His body should be pretty well preserved for a few decades.
They haven't buried him yet because the greedy fucks have been trying to put together a deal with the county officials to bury him at the Neverland Ranch and make that place into a ka-ching curcus like Graceland.
bury the fucker already...also, it is a bad sign of a society gone screwy when this MJ dude gets months of press for basically having a good 5 year run of hits and dancing and then the great Les Paul dies and he gets a 3 inch column for one day
In high school black people always made fun of us white people for burying our dead so soon after they died, but geez. Do they really take 2 months to bury somebody of color? Or are the Jackson's an exception?
Ok, I just did some research... James Brown wasn't buried until like 72 days after he died.
Well, since the coroner's office had his brain, waiting for it to solidify enough so they could do final toxicology exams, maybe they were waiting for the brain to be returned so he could be buried completely.
soooo... Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Walter Cronkite were all in heaven and God said " what would you guys like for Christmas"? They answered "Patrick Swayze"
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Leave Your CommentAnd from what I hear, Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in enbalming (but I could be wrong). I'd hate to have to open that coffin for anything.
By JJM, on August 18, 2009 04:05:37
10 years from now there will be discovery channel specials on this craziness.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:32:39
Who. Cares. Really.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:39:47
i wonder what other wonderful wonders we'll hear nxt from the lovely jackson family...
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 05:28:55
Whoa...I bet that smells really bad right now. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Plastic doesn't decay. His body should be pretty well preserved for a few decades.
By Santos, on August 18, 2009 05:52:24
thats fucking wierdd
By Paul Kemp, on August 18, 2009 06:44:04
They haven't buried him yet because the greedy fucks have been trying to put together a deal with the county officials to bury him at the Neverland Ranch and make that place into a ka-ching curcus like Graceland.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 06:50:54
Given the amount of plastic fuckery in his body, I wouldn't be surprised if it were recyclable instead of decayable.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 07:52:55
"eanimated corpse carrying a monkey in a diaper and a bag of candy might not be that inviting to little boys." - That wasn't cute, Kitty Cat !
By S.A., on August 18, 2009 08:09:36
LMAO @ #8.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 08:56:43
bury the fucker already...also, it is a bad sign of a society gone screwy when this MJ dude gets months of press for basically having a good 5 year run of hits and dancing and then the great Les Paul dies and he gets a 3 inch column for one day
By Lee Cadaver, on August 18, 2009 09:24:19
saddddddddddd -- still, nobody will leave MJ alone to even R.I.P. FYI, to those of you who think this is funny and got jokes, they aren't funny.
By d from nj, on August 18, 2009 09:32:22
60 days unembalmed (doubtful) means a pile of goo over ribs is all that's going to be left, uh well that and a pile of plastic bondo.
C'MON!
By A man named GOB, on August 18, 2009 10:46:01
My prayers and condolences are with the Jackson family.
By Amy Cook, on August 18, 2009 10:59:15
#12
I got jokes. And so does #2-11 and #13.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 11:40:53
In high school black people always made fun of us white people for burying our dead so soon after they died, but geez. Do they really take 2 months to bury somebody of color? Or are the Jackson's an exception?
Ok, I just did some research... James Brown wasn't buried until like 72 days after he died.
By Rebecca, on August 18, 2009 12:06:37
I heard he was in a freezer for now.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 12:11:04
Papa Joe is trying to get him encased in a Clear Acrylic block to showcase in the New Never-land Ranch in Vegas .
By BukkNekkid , on August 18, 2009 13:19:38
Joe is full of shit. I seriously doubt that MJ will be buried on his birthday. Jehovah's Witness' don't celebrate birthdays in any form or fashion.
By Solaera, on August 18, 2009 13:24:25
Saving him up for a remake of Thriller. Won't need the zombie make up for this one.
By Underpants Gnome, on August 18, 2009 16:44:46
I bet Joe is making Michael's corpse watch him fuck whores, just like back in the 60's!
By Dingo, on August 18, 2009 20:43:43
QUE PUTZA??!!
Woof.
By Pavoratti, on August 19, 2009 06:15:26
Well, since the coroner's office had his brain, waiting for it to solidify enough so they could do final toxicology exams, maybe they were waiting for the brain to be returned so he could be buried completely.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 09:04:12
soooo... Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Walter Cronkite were all in heaven and God said " what would you guys like for Christmas"? They answered "Patrick Swayze"
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 10:23:16
They just need to plant him and get it over with.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 14:15:59
I don't see the big deal. He was already mummified.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 14:42:49
so there is still a chance that we can piss on his corpse?
By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 04:59:01
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