I hope Natalie shoves a whole foot in the little cunt's twat. She's as annoying as stepping in shit in the morning. Anyway, both were cute about 5 years ago. Now that they're old enough to be considered women, they're junk. And I don't know why some of you losers are excited about this. Google "sapphic erotica", then jerk off 'till your dick falls off.
Ho'han is gonna lose it when she hears this. She really wanted that part. 'I coulda had that part, and the sex scene wouldn't have'd to be faked. I've been double fisted, it's no big deal"
Amazing what they'll say will be in a film to get the publicity but when it finally gets edited and comes out there's nothing to see. If that's the only advertising your getting for a movie you can bet it's straight to DVD quality. A few reminders Powder Blue, I Know Who Killed Me, I Love You Beth Cooper etc., etc. all crap movies hyped by nudity/sex of which only 1 here had any real nudity/sex.
I really couldn't care less about this story, but what I do care about is Mila Kunis makes Meg Griffin awesome, and thus anytime she opens her mouth all I hear is Meg and I don't much fancy hearing Meg in the throws of ecstasy. Pass.
Relax boys and put it away. These girls have hardly done any nudity and would not go to such extremes for their "first" time. 2 words for ya, BODY DOUBLES
It won't even be on the level of the Ellen Degeneres/Sharon Stone lez scene from "If These Walls Could Talk." Mila will probably use stunt boobs like in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." I predict the scene will be as exciting as two Filipino trannies fighting over a john.
I read the title to this post and exploded all over my keyboard.
@14, you have a point but Aronofsky doesn't make the same kind of audience-teasing films you use as examples. There's a much better chance this will reach the screen than in some teen targeted drama. Witness Connelly's Requiem for a Dream performance.
#26, Mila and Natalie were good looking when they were younger. They're not aging well at all. It has nothing to do with fucking children. Learn how to read, dummy.
I am VERY looking forward to THIS! Despite the fact that it's really nothing more than a modern Reefer Madness, Requiem for a Dream is one of my favorite movies thanks to that ass to ass scene. I hope there's more like that in this new Aronovsky effort.
33 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI was thinking of offing myself this weekend, but this news of a violent lesbian sex with Mila and Natalie has filled me with the will to carry on.
By Meth Oozalah, on August 21, 2009 09:40:19
there is a god
By Todd's BM, on August 21, 2009 09:42:08
All hail Aronofsky!!!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 09:53:29
Man, could Mila be any hotter? Russian girls are the best.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 09:55:19
shhhhhhhhhhhh... im jerking off here......
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 10:02:02
Violent lesbian sex (a redundant statement in and of its self) must always include fisting, preferably double fisting.
By Steve Sweet, on August 21, 2009 10:02:06
Y E S
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 10:19:41
I hope Natalie shoves a whole foot in the little cunt's twat. She's as annoying as stepping in shit in the morning. Anyway, both were cute about 5 years ago. Now that they're old enough to be considered women, they're junk. And I don't know why some of you losers are excited about this. Google "sapphic erotica", then jerk off 'till your dick falls off.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 10:37:34
And now the penis is out.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 10:39:12
Wait, isn't Mila Kunis fucking Macauley Culkin? Kissing her would be like sucking Michael Jackson's white penis.
By coolpapa, on August 21, 2009 10:52:59
#8 sounds bitter.
By stating the obvious, on August 21, 2009 10:53:40
Ho'han is gonna lose it when she hears this. She really wanted that part.
'I coulda had that part, and the sex scene wouldn't have'd to be faked. I've been double fisted, it's no big deal"
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 10:57:32
A couple of Jewish girls going at it -- how original for a Jewish director...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:00:13
Amazing what they'll say will be in a film to get the publicity but when it finally gets edited and comes out there's nothing to see. If that's the only advertising your getting for a movie you can bet it's straight to DVD quality. A few reminders Powder Blue, I Know Who Killed Me, I Love You Beth Cooper etc., etc. all crap movies hyped by nudity/sex of which only 1 here had any real nudity/sex.
By Liz Lemon, on August 21, 2009 11:01:13
Ass to ass.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:04:20
aronofsky= super genius.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:11:46
HAHAHA, #10!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 11:27:28
Another Must see Directors cut !!!!!
By BukkNekkid , on August 21, 2009 11:31:50
Ten will get you twenty there's no nudity in the scene.
By thebig28, on August 21, 2009 12:01:43
I really couldn't care less about this story, but what I do care about is Mila Kunis makes Meg Griffin awesome, and thus anytime she opens her mouth all I hear is Meg and I don't much fancy hearing Meg in the throws of ecstasy. Pass.
By Laurie, on August 21, 2009 12:59:23
Relax boys and put it away. These girls have hardly done any nudity and would not go to such extremes for their "first" time.
2 words for ya, BODY DOUBLES
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 13:05:09
It won't even be on the level of the Ellen Degeneres/Sharon Stone lez scene from "If These Walls Could Talk." Mila will probably use stunt boobs like in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." I predict the scene will be as exciting as two Filipino trannies fighting over a john.
By DoucheBagelow, on August 21, 2009 14:04:31
I read the title to this post and exploded all over my keyboard.
@14, you have a point but Aronofsky doesn't make the same kind of audience-teasing films you use as examples. There's a much better chance this will reach the screen than in some teen targeted drama. Witness Connelly's Requiem for a Dream performance.
Either way, let's stay positive eh?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 14:13:16
I'm thinking Mila got something new. Too bad. Fake tits suck.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2009 16:32:04
Mila Kunis is gorgeous. Hope she didn't get a fake rack thought. That would knock her down a few notches.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 03:20:20
#6 "Violent lesbian sex (a redundant statement in and of its self) must always include fisting, preferably double fisting."
No it doesn't, talk to a REAL girl who fucks girls and stop watching made-for-men 'lesbian sex' you arse.
#8 "Anyway, both were cute about 5 years ago. Now that they're old enough to be considered women, they're junk"
Ugh! They're like 26?! You fucking paedophile!
By MongCentral, on August 22, 2009 05:04:15
Wow, I think Mila Kunis is one of the most gorgeous women on Earth, and Natalie Portman is an absolute doll, so this is exciting!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 06:38:35
#8 "Anyway, both were cute about 5 years ago. Now that they're old enough to be considered women, they're junk"
You CAN'T be for real!? LOL. Are you 13?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 11:06:19
By MongCentral >Ugh! They're like 26?! You fucking paedophile!
Huh? If they're 26, 5 years ago they'd be 21. You're a fucking idiot with no math skills.
By JAC, on August 22, 2009 13:05:26
#26, Mila and Natalie were good looking when they were younger. They're not aging well at all. It has nothing to do with fucking children. Learn how to read, dummy.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 16:19:43
I am VERY looking forward to THIS! Despite the fact that it's really nothing more than a modern Reefer Madness, Requiem for a Dream is one of my favorite movies thanks to that ass to ass scene. I hope there's more like that in this new Aronovsky effort.
By Erect, on August 22, 2009 18:50:28
The only way to meet this kind of hype is for the director to re-introduce the double-sided dildo he presented in "Requiem" - only, this time, anally.
By Tizzle, on August 23, 2009 10:37:22
C'mon Todd...you can find something to bitch about here.
By Slick Rick, on August 23, 2009 16:23:26
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