Hear,hear #1. Don't get it. She has clearly gone to pot. Or more like gone to pot roast. I really want to know who pays $$ to see her piece of shit show...the same fags who've been keeping Madonna in the news?
I was just there visiting from San Diego and actually saw her. Fuck me, she is one ugly fucked up cottage cheese looking whore. You could get within about 15 feet of her before some steroid pumping homo would approach you. There are plenty of woman out there that blow her fug ass out of the water.
Saggy, dried up floppy titty bags. Fat, drooping cellulte ass. Tree trunk thick legs. Crotch tattoos.
Dumbass SLUTney looks like shit and is a total mental retard; this is the same woman who routinely wiped dogshit on her couch at home instead of cleaning it up. She'll always be an inbred hilbilly, no matter how many plastic surgeries she has...
Listen up, girls. Stop with the stupid tramp stamps on the lower back. When a guy is pumping you from behind, he's staring at your asshole. Tats only distract him.
I not a big britney fan and Todd is not ever, but I do not trash talk people, simply because I not a fan, she does not look great in those photos, but previously at same place, you can see her wearing this: http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/britney_spears_in_a_bikini
She looks pretty good to me, except for her hair thats needs a major re-work, since she has dyed it to death.
"If she were bent over in front of me, I would charge her like a bull. And I know 99% of the 'dudes' here would, too."
You're a brave man to have showcased your ignorance on an open forum. You may as well had just made your assertion 100% and foregone the feigned thoughtfulness implied when leaving such a small antipodean percentage.
The woman is really, really fucking ugly. Unattractive as she is physically, though, it's her indolence, unsophistication, overwhelming averageness and loutish manner that really do a number on tumescence. You should have known that while it's unwise to ever place a percentage on anything as vague and practically unmeasurable as mass concensus, it's even stupider to place one that all but declares the ubiquity of Britney's desirability. Trust me on this one: There are more guys that would *not* want to fuck Britney than there are those that *would* want to fuck Britney. This only considers men of a reasonable level of worth, i.e. no men with an IQ under 115, a level of physical attractiveness under 7/10, or a level of charisma below a 7/10.
- Man with an IQ of 198, physical attractiveness of 9.2, and charisma of 9.998/10.
She reminds me of those cheerleaders in high school who developed early, were hot as all hell at age 18, but when you saw them at the ten-year high school reunion, they kept explaining their increased weight as related to some medical issue.
Yeah, right. F-cking Eating Twinkies Disorder, I would say. Looks like Brit is carrying on that tradition. Smoking hot at 18. Saddlebags at 26.
When are celebrities going to understand that they are paid to look awesome? Not good-for-a-mom-of-two-kids, but awesome. Ain't awesome? Then you have no reason to be selling your look to millions.
And let's face it, this chick does not look good enough to work weekends at an upper tier LA strip show. And she is a mediocre singer, at best. Dancing is out when you look like that too.
Britney Spears ruined her own life and she has to live with it. She was handed a silver plate overflowing with diamonds and she threw it away. Millions of people would have given up their families to have what she was given. Britney Spears is a selfish greedy bitch who couldn't give a fuck how fortunate she is.
Hope she didn't get blood,grease or any other body fluids in the pool. 3 days in a row swimming in a Hotel pool 5 minutes away from her home which has a built in pool. Hmmmmm...photo-op much ????????? This is the "look at me I'm not crazy no more yall" photo shoot. Didnt work pimp daddy. Still flabby as heck and those FAS eyes cant lose them or photoshop them can we.
23. I couldn't agree with you more. I look at her with nothing but disgust for MANY reasons. That's one of them. Selfish bitch deserves her life sentence of loneliness. No attention, so she drags her boys to hotel pools right in her own town on "visitation" days, so she can hear all the whispers and see all the flashes. And her personal hygiene ?? My God, thats all I can say. Thank God she dosent have custody of her kids. Could you imagine their life ??
Am I the only one who thinks her legs look great??!! Of course, her hair totally spoils it. Doesn't this kid have enough money to get that weave straightened out?? I know she's still trying to grow out the shaved head debacle but why won't she just wear it short???
all u h8rz b singin different song when Brit bitch makes her comeback! hell yeah!!! mtv already is lining up all her vma statues coz shes gonna rule the world again!!!!!!
#20, you just made my day. Thanks! Hysterical. Are you sure you're not just a high school senior studying for your SATs? Because for someone with a 198 IQ, you sure get riled up easily. And seem not to have figured out how best to spend your time...
But I get the joke! You told that commentor how, "unwise it is to ever place a percentage on anything as vague and practically unmeasurable as mass concensus," and then go and do JUST that in terms of the ubiquity of your OWN attractiveness and charisma. Good one! ...it was meant to be funny, right?
#6, ha I acutally bought a ticket to her concert. I had never been to a pop concert and so I thought what the heck, her songs are fun... it might be a good time.. and she might do something crazy!! OH MAN, it was TOO werid!! She talked to the audiance twice, she just walked around in high-heels flipping her hair, and the crowd ATE IT UP! Just in front of us were two mothers with small little girls (like 7 and 10) and two young pregnate girls. SO WERID! LONG story short... should not have gone, BIG mistake!!
#20 why woudl u take that long to write all that nonsense. u have got to be a lil nerd sitting behind your lil desk .maybe cleaning your glasses or something... hush up..britney is hot and YOU KNOW IT
Come on people she doesn't look that bad!!! We just say bad things because we know it's Britney but she has killer legs and her overall body is fine. I am not saying perfect but please it's better than lots of us.
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhen will the world's fascination with this dumpy trash whore die? She looks like a 45 year-old Walmart cashier with a linebacker's neck.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 15:56:11
todd i missed you this weekend! welcome back
By Todd's BM, on August 17, 2009 15:59:29
Pretty hair. Wow.
By VeeDub, on August 17, 2009 16:08:56
that is a CUTE swimsuit. if she would just fix that nappy hair of her's she would look 20 times better!!
By Sommer, on August 17, 2009 16:09:29
Was born a skank, will die a skank. No in between 'nuff said.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 16:34:53
Hear,hear #1. Don't get it. She has clearly gone to pot. Or more like gone to pot roast. I really want to know who pays $$ to see her piece of shit show...the same fags who've been keeping Madonna in the news?
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 16:53:29
I was just there visiting from San Diego and actually saw her. Fuck me, she is one ugly fucked up cottage cheese looking whore. You could get within about 15 feet of her before some steroid pumping homo would approach you. There are plenty of woman out there that blow her fug ass out of the water.
By chuggdog, on August 17, 2009 17:18:12
Saggy, dried up floppy titty bags.
Fat, drooping cellulte ass.
Tree trunk thick legs.
Crotch tattoos.
Dumbass SLUTney looks like shit and is a total mental retard; this is the same woman who routinely wiped dogshit on her couch at home instead of cleaning it up. She'll always be an inbred hilbilly, no matter how many plastic surgeries she has...
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 17:24:03
well she's richer than all u fucks and u know what were all spending time talkin about her so she must be somethin good
By sommer, on August 17, 2009 17:52:24
I'd totally hit it...
With a 2x4 and a wooden stake.
By jeditemple, on August 17, 2009 17:56:14
Listen up, girls. Stop with the stupid tramp stamps on the lower back. When a guy is pumping you from behind, he's staring at your asshole. Tats only distract him.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 18:00:46
A definite 10.....Minus
By BukkNekkid , on August 17, 2009 18:13:27
If she were bent over in front of me, I would charge her like a bull.
And I know 99% of the "dudes" here would, too.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 18:43:10
i'd still bang her.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 19:00:45
I not a big britney fan and Todd is not ever, but I do not trash talk people, simply because I not a fan, she does not look great in those photos, but previously at same place, you can see her wearing this:
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/britney_spears_in_a_bikini
She looks pretty good to me, except for her hair thats needs a major re-work, since she has dyed it to death.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 19:39:37
whatever...I would still hit it hard. Just based on how she looked in 2004.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 20:04:06
"u know what were all spending time talkin about her so she must be somethin good"
Yeah like global warming and swine flu.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 20:28:48
#9 fuck off. Idiot.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 20:42:13
The only thing that could be less sexy is that if she were carrying a steaming shit in her bikini briefs.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 21:13:16
"If she were bent over in front of me, I would charge her like a bull.
And I know 99% of the 'dudes' here would, too."
You're a brave man to have showcased your ignorance on an open forum. You may as well had just made your assertion 100% and foregone the feigned thoughtfulness implied when leaving such a small antipodean percentage.
The woman is really, really fucking ugly. Unattractive as she is physically, though, it's her indolence, unsophistication, overwhelming averageness and loutish manner that really do a number on tumescence. You should have known that while it's unwise to ever place a percentage on anything as vague and practically unmeasurable as mass concensus, it's even stupider to place one that all but declares the ubiquity of Britney's desirability. Trust me on this one: There are more guys that would *not* want to fuck Britney than there are those that *would* want to fuck Britney. This only considers men of a reasonable level of worth, i.e. no men with an IQ under 115, a level of physical attractiveness under 7/10, or a level of charisma below a 7/10.
- Man with an IQ of 198, physical attractiveness of 9.2, and charisma of 9.998/10.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2009 23:24:35
I'm not sorry to say that I would still wedge my tongue in her crevices.
By Moodel, on August 17, 2009 23:27:00
She reminds me of those cheerleaders in high school who developed early, were hot as all hell at age 18, but when you saw them at the ten-year high school reunion, they kept explaining their increased weight as related to some medical issue.
Yeah, right. F-cking Eating Twinkies Disorder, I would say. Looks like Brit is carrying on that tradition. Smoking hot at 18. Saddlebags at 26.
When are celebrities going to understand that they are paid to look awesome? Not good-for-a-mom-of-two-kids, but awesome. Ain't awesome? Then you have no reason to be selling your look to millions.
And let's face it, this chick does not look good enough to work weekends at an upper tier LA strip show. And she is a mediocre singer, at best. Dancing is out when you look like that too.
I hope she saved her money.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 00:48:38
Britney Spears ruined her own life and she has to live with it. She was handed a silver plate overflowing with diamonds and she threw it away. Millions of people would have given up their families to have what she was given. Britney Spears is a selfish greedy bitch who couldn't give a fuck how fortunate she is.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 01:00:05
Hope she didn't get blood,grease or any other body fluids in the pool. 3 days in a row swimming in a Hotel pool 5 minutes away from her home which has a built in pool. Hmmmmm...photo-op much ????????? This is the "look at me I'm not crazy no more yall" photo shoot. Didnt work pimp daddy. Still flabby as heck and those FAS eyes cant lose them or photoshop them can we.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 02:07:14
I agree. Cute swimsuit. Too bad it's filled so badly. Uggh!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 02:12:00
23. I couldn't agree with you more. I look at her with nothing but disgust for MANY reasons. That's one of them. Selfish bitch deserves her life sentence of loneliness. No attention, so she drags her boys to hotel pools right in her own town on "visitation" days, so she can hear all the whispers and see all the flashes. And her personal hygiene ?? My God, thats all I can say. Thank God she dosent have custody of her kids. Could you imagine their life ??
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 02:18:24
Am I the only one who thinks her legs look great??!! Of course, her hair totally spoils it. Doesn't this kid have enough money to get that weave straightened out?? I know she's still trying to grow out the shaved head debacle but why won't she just wear it short???
By CKM, on August 18, 2009 02:23:23
Mmmm-mmmhh!
Ah lahks mah wimmen "well-marbled"!
By stickynose, on August 18, 2009 03:01:11
all u h8rz b singin different song when Brit bitch makes her comeback!
hell yeah!!!
mtv already is lining up all her vma statues coz shes gonna rule the world again!!!!!!
By Devin, on August 18, 2009 03:05:39
#20 is Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
"I'm into murders and executions.'
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"I'm into mergers and acquisitions."
Do you have a skincare routine you perform in the mornings while listening to Huey Lewis and the News? Just curious.
By JJM, on August 18, 2009 03:14:57
Not so bad.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:22:26
10 years ago, I would have enjoyed shot #6. Now that her Funyuns and Dr. Pepper diet have laid waste to her, not so much.
Yikes - shot #9.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:37:18
#30--that made me laugh out loud!
#20, you just made my day. Thanks! Hysterical. Are you sure you're not just a high school senior studying for your SATs? Because for someone with a 198 IQ, you sure get riled up easily. And seem not to have figured out how best to spend your time...
But I get the joke! You told that commentor how, "unwise it is to ever place a percentage on anything as vague and practically unmeasurable as mass concensus," and then go and do JUST that in terms of the ubiquity of your OWN attractiveness and charisma. Good one! ...it was meant to be funny, right?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 04:39:07
She was cute when she was 16. Didn't last long. Teehee.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 07:11:30
#6, ha I acutally bought a ticket to her concert. I had never been to a pop concert and so I thought what the heck, her songs are fun... it might be a good time.. and she might do something crazy!! OH MAN, it was TOO werid!! She talked to the audiance twice, she just walked around in high-heels flipping her hair, and the crowd ATE IT UP! Just in front of us were two mothers with small little girls (like 7 and 10) and two young pregnate girls. SO WERID! LONG story short... should not have gone, BIG mistake!!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 09:24:35
#20 can not have IQ 198, he is reading Todd's web site..liar..:P
By anonymous, on August 18, 2009 10:52:24
are you kidding? She looks great. Most average women don't have bodies that tight.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 09:39:10
# 18 why would u get mad at me for that comment? dont tell me to fuck off...ill eat your heart
By sommer, on August 19, 2009 14:40:50
She's a whore and #20 would so do her.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2009 16:37:46
#20 why woudl u take that long to write all that nonsense. u have got to be a lil nerd sitting behind your lil desk .maybe cleaning your glasses or something... hush up..britney is hot and YOU KNOW IT
By sommer, on August 20, 2009 07:29:33
Come on people she doesn't look that bad!!! We just say bad things because we know it's Britney but she has killer legs and her overall body is fine. I am not saying perfect but please it's better than lots of us.
By Bery, on August 20, 2009 11:14:17
all you homos know that you would hit that in a second! get off the "i hate britney" bandwagon
By LBEA, on August 21, 2009 02:31:38
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