34 Comments:

1. holy heck! Not only is her neck wider than a tree trunk (in most photos it's swallowing her head!)but those old lady lines go going down the front of it -- WTF??? The face wrinkle action is in NO WAY normal for someone her age, either. That crazy receding hairline is hidden by the dumb hat, at least.

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 04:54:28

2. really, is there anyone home?

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 04:57:23

3. does she have any cats yet?

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:02:03

4. MUST CLICK PICS 5 & 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:04:50

5. Aren't the mentally challeged supposed to have a keeper?

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:19:40

6. In reference to the title picture: The lights are on but no one's home.

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:21:32

7. It's time somebody shares the news with her that her dress is put on inside out (Pic. 2)

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:41:29

8. OMG she's my age and she looks like she's old enough to be my mom!

   By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:52:05

9. She's out of it again !! Break down is next on the horizon.

   By Burntfinger, on August 12, 2009 06:02:06

10. you doing so good brit dont go and screw things up and slip back into you old ways. your tour is doing well, the babies are doing well, and your almost over your fathers conservetorship.
    please stay away from your foolish friends you hung out with before your breakdown.

    By reg, on August 12, 2009 06:45:27

11. She came into my store about 6 weeks ago while on tour and I wondered why a middle-aged homeless woman had an entourage.

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 06:54:04

12. She can't go to the beach anymore because people will try to push her back into the water.

    By jtg, on August 12, 2009 06:58:14

13. She looks like a retarded tree stump

    By WD, on August 12, 2009 07:08:44

14. Fat cellulite tree trunk thighs? Check. Stupid brain dead dumbass look on the face? Check. Nasty ass stringy hair that looks like it's not been washed in weeks? Check. Droopy dried up titty bags that will soon be touching her knees? Check.
    
    Yup, it's SLUTney spears...

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:28:26

15. the dress is inside out. the zipper is inside.....wow

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:40:17

16. And she's worth how much financially? And looks like THAT? My sister makes $20 an hour being a registered nurse and can whip this chick in a fashion contest any day of the week. Just goes to show that you can have lots of money but no class.

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:46:55

17. Actually for her, this is a personal best. Keep striving for the top, Brit! (Gags)

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:58:18

18. That brunette in front of squatney is 100x sexier than her, and she has no makeup on...

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 07:59:55

19. Crazy train leaving the station..... ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOAAAAAARD !!!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 08:32:16

20. Does anyone no her real age !!!

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 09:29:03

21. Yeah, #10, it's her 'friends'.
    She's not a redneck retard or anything.

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 10:05:26

22. #16, post some pics of you sister. Ha.

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 11:42:36

23. Turkey neck developing nicely and should be ready by Thanksgiving. Thinkin' she's a gobbler anyway.

    By Cock Robbin' , on August 12, 2009 11:58:52

24. See kids, take care of yourselves, otherwise you'll look like this at age 27.

    By Anony, on August 12, 2009 12:14:35

25. All I can say about her is....in pic 3, her one legs looks...alright.

    By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 22:40:34

26. obviously the lead photo is f*ed and just a bad moment, but I've seen the other photos, and it's just wrong any way you slice it... ugh please can we just start ignoring her now? it's so embarrassing...

    By gigi, on August 13, 2009 07:33:45

27. Yeeeeeesh! I watched a doco on meth heads the other day, they look like this when they hit age 40... How old is Brittney?
    Moore’s law dictates that every year a desperate media conglomerate tries to keep a saggy starlet afloat, the team of professional Photoshop airbrush artiests needed to doctor her heinous visage must increase by a factor of two...
    

    By The Sprayah, on August 13, 2009 07:45:47

28. She's a fucking waste of space on every possible level.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2009 10:46:44

29. WTF is up with her hair an skin,i think she's molting...

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2009 20:08:43

30. It looks like she stopped taking her meds again.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2009 23:42:15

31. Oh my God!!! I am two years older than Britney and my face has no lines. She looks old!!!!

    By Brenda, on August 14, 2009 08:19:05

32. Britney & Lindsey look like they are ripe to star in the remake of "Death Becomes Her" - the old flick with Goldie & Meryl where they kill each other over and over and keep getting pasted back together by Bruce Willis!

    By OhPleaseMary, on August 14, 2009 19:25:26

33. If pic #7 is telling the truth - Brit has a skin fungus. It's not life threatening, but she oughta get some cream for that.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2009 19:32:15

34. #22
    
    Gimme your email. I'm that confident in what I said.

    By #16, on August 17, 2009 17:00:42