This poor starved woman does not have a penis in her mouth and therefore can not be Paris Hilton. This woman also does not have a hideous handbag on her arm and therefore can not be Paris Hilton. Although the two feet of empty space between her little titties looks about right.
I wouldn't say her body is all that bad, although I personally think a woman needs a little meat on her bones to be attractive. No, it's the face. Not pretty. And the personality. And really, everything about her. She's pitiful. Although I'm sure she could care less.
Sorry #16, I'd rather close my eyes really tight, sing "A Moment Like This" and think of Scarlett Johansson while banging Kelly instead of getting Herpes.
#16.... Be realistic. Most guys, myself included would nail Clarkson waaaaaaaay before even thinking about poking the walking dead that is Hilton. Hell, I bet if you told her she looked skinny today KC would do anal.... and afterwards you wouldn't need to worry about your dick falling off.
#12 Yeah she's not helping herself with that think on her head and the oversized shades. She looks like she is retarded or something. I mean more than usual.
The only thing attractive about her is her stomach and legs. She's got colored contacts, had nose surgery (which STILL makes her nose rival Gretzky), no boobs, and is bone fucking dumb.
Dude... I feel for that guy's lack of self-esteem...
See, I'm straight and even I can tell he's a decent-looking guy. Now, for fucking out loud, can't he get anything better than that?? The maid in her hotel? The pretty girl next boat? Is he from Jupiter??
It is not fair--this skank gets to vacation in one of the most beautiful places in the world while polluting the ocean with her disgusting snatch. The poor, poor sea life of Bora Bora. She needs to be condemned as a toxic waste site.
The thing is ya all.. is that probably most of you have hit someone with herpes already and you dont know :P ... I'll get her pregnant if i must.. to get rich... yeahhhh baby!!!
yup, that yacht size is exactly the size of her stinky crotch. that guy looking at the sea instead of paris ugly face, asking himself, what the heck im doing here?
47- Paris had plastic surgery, and she is still ugly. She thinks she is hot. hahaha. Dumb and Dumber yup. stinky crotch, without her money, not even a sewer rat would hit that, this guy with her must be desperate for attention, Love does not exist in those people world, it is all about the money Honey, she is famous for nothing, blame the media and stupid fans that follow her. must be empty inside out, those who follwo her as an idol of stupidity only. ugly bitch.
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Leave Your CommentYou do know that the more dudes there are that want to hit that, the better your odds are for getting with Megan Fox look-alikes.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:25:56
Great, every time her crotch hits the ocean, it kills like a thousand fish.
By jeditemple, on August 11, 2009 07:28:09
This poor starved woman does not have a penis in her mouth and therefore can not be Paris Hilton. This woman also does not have a hideous handbag on her arm and therefore can not be Paris Hilton. Although the two feet of empty space between her little titties looks about right.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:32:47
Come on, you know she's one of hottest women on the planet. Plus, you can give her a rimjob from the front, so she that goin' for her, which is nice.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:34:32
I would say that she has the body of a 12 year old boy, but why insult the kid?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:40:06
I wouldn't say her body is all that bad, although I personally think a woman needs a little meat on her bones to be attractive. No, it's the face. Not pretty. And the personality. And really, everything about her. She's pitiful. Although I'm sure she could care less.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:50:31
Stupid disgusting herpes infested leg spread skank...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:53:02
Uggh, look at the nasty bruises on her legs, she is so disgusting and so not worthy of being at such a beautiful place.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 07:54:17
that is not hot
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:07:45
She looks like she's on a hunger strike. Yikes.
By A. Nony Mouse, on August 11, 2009 08:08:48
Damn it, Todd! I was on my lunch break when I saw this shit..... So much for my appetite for the next couple of days.
By I. M. Barfin, on August 11, 2009 08:09:32
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HER HEAD?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:15:54
#2 had the best comment by far. Kudos.
By Santos, on August 11, 2009 08:17:17
Paris who? Isn't that a praying mantis?
By sakura, on August 11, 2009 08:20:25
I would hit it...it would prolly feel like a condom filled with hot sauce, but I'd still hit...and then I would chop my penis off.
By Prince Jackson, on August 11, 2009 08:24:49
Lets be real, she might be a slut and he can be fucking everything in this world.. but i rather fuck paris 1000 times.. than this http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090802/Kelly%20Clarkson%20Fat/kelly_clarkson_11.html
Sorry but that's the way it is...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:27:26
Her stomach looks like that sand pit in Return of the Jedi that Han Solo falls into.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:29:38
NOT HOT
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:36:19
Sorry #16, I'd rather close my eyes really tight, sing "A Moment Like This" and think of Scarlett Johansson while banging Kelly instead of getting Herpes.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:40:13
#16.... Be realistic. Most guys, myself included would nail Clarkson waaaaaaaay before even thinking about poking the walking dead that is Hilton. Hell, I bet if you told her she looked skinny today KC would do anal.... and afterwards you wouldn't need to worry about your dick falling off.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 08:48:04
glad to see her cooch is still bald, at least
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 09:37:31
agree with #19, herpes stays forever! didn't you know that?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 10:15:06
oh god stupid me i clicked on that crotch shot thumb, now i need to sooth my eyeballs with a nice bleach rinse.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 10:44:04
#12 Yeah she's not helping herself with that think on her head and the oversized shades. She looks like she is retarded or something. I mean more than usual.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:09:46
I'd like to phone a friend.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:11:30
Todd! She's not hot. So why post the close ups to prove it, man?
how about some more Doug Reinwhatshisface. He looks kinda cute. I suppose he has herpes too, though.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:17:37
I hope she has to pay him well for sex. I wouldn't fuck that skank.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:19:29
I'd hit 'em both. At the same time. Paris / Clarkson. owwyeeah
sweet
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 11:59:44
That's not Paris Hilton. That's Downtown Detroit Hilton.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 12:05:54
WTF? Is she pinching a loaf?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 12:06:07
Shoot myself? Shoot her is the best bet.
By Nasty, on August 11, 2009 12:34:15
thats as bad as salsasnack dot com
By phidapaldi, on August 11, 2009 12:46:04
The only thing attractive about her is her stomach and legs. She's got colored contacts, had nose surgery (which STILL makes her nose rival Gretzky), no boobs, and is bone fucking dumb.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 14:52:30
>Be realistic. Most guys, myself included would nail Clarkson waaaaaaaay before
>even thinking about poking the walking dead that is Hilton
Now, that's where we're different. I'd sooner cut my dick off than fuck either of them.
By JAC, on August 11, 2009 15:33:04
Every time this Skank decides to go in the Ocean another coral reef is Destroyed!
She must be stopped!
By BukkNekkid , on August 11, 2009 15:52:55
She is fine..her bank account in finer..
I would hit it..atleast she is not an poor overweight trailer park trash that majority of Americans are...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 17:12:11
She is fine..her bank account in finer..
I would hit it..atleast she is not an poor overweight trailer park trash that majority of Americans are...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 17:12:19
Dude... I feel for that guy's lack of self-esteem...
See, I'm straight and even I can tell he's a decent-looking guy. Now, for fucking out loud, can't he get anything better than that?? The maid in her hotel? The pretty girl next boat? Is he from Jupiter??
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 18:55:40
This comment thread is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Comments 2-5 in particular were brilliant.
By Red Cat, on August 11, 2009 20:44:20
It is not fair--this skank gets to vacation in one of the most beautiful places in the world while polluting the ocean with her disgusting snatch. The poor, poor sea life of Bora Bora. She needs to be condemned as a toxic waste site.
By gooberina, on August 11, 2009 23:10:37
Yuck, eww and meh
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 01:18:26
The thing is ya all.. is that probably most of you have hit someone with herpes already and you dont know :P ... I'll get her pregnant if i must.. to get rich... yeahhhh baby!!!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 02:38:31
#2
Every time her crotch hits the ocean, the fish ask "What's that fishy smell?"
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 04:41:13
Take a good hard look cause I'm on fucking boat!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 05:11:41
She makes the fish smell good upon initiating crotchal contact with the ocean. Probably has a "red snapper" by now.
By Cap't. Ahab, on August 12, 2009 12:07:07
#42 <--- already has herpes.
By Dr. Schwartzenberg, Baton Rouge, bitches, on August 12, 2009 12:07:46
I think she looks great! At least her body is really hers and not some plastic surgeon's barbie doll.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 12:57:17
#47
You are wrong, it is owned by every man with little talent or money.
Look how her bikini bottoms are hanging from her crotch that so gross!!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 21:56:19
yup, that yacht size is exactly the size of her stinky crotch.
that guy looking at the sea instead of paris ugly face, asking himself, what the heck im doing here?
By anonymous, on August 12, 2009 23:35:31
47- Paris had plastic surgery, and she is still ugly.
She thinks she is hot. hahaha.
Dumb and Dumber yup.
stinky crotch, without her money, not even
a sewer rat would hit that, this guy with her
must be desperate for attention, Love does not
exist in those people world, it is all about the money Honey, she is famous for nothing, blame the media and stupid fans that follow her.
must be empty inside out, those who follwo her as an idol of stupidity only.
ugly bitch.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2009 01:50:32
Goddamn useless twat.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2009 10:12:40
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