one of the good things about being me is that I have never seen this Idol show, not a peep, and I could care less....as far as this broad goes, she is vapid, vain, fey and wan, yet I would love to grudge fuck her bent over a spool of wire...do a wheelbarrow with her
Fuck. Oh, well. There were only a couple of people each year that could sing, but the rest were pretty funny to watch, and so was Paula when she was drunk or on drugs or whatever that was. But I am not even turning the show on if Posh Cunt is on there. I can't. I can't look at her and I can't listen to her. So this is it for me.
I can't stand Paula, but I'd much prefer seeing her all drugged up and strung out over this skinny bobble-headed bitch. Good thing I rarely watch AI anyhow.
Yea but we could fly her nipples to the moon, and lets face it in life nothing else really matters. Nipples bring life to all of us, they are the reason men work at all. If it was not for nipples I would have blown my head off a long time ago. I might tune in for 30 seconds just to see how hard they are pushing on the fabric....
To support Paula, how can one give the shrimpy, sexually-ambiguous, bad Kasey Kasem imitator, Ryan Seacrest that kind of money? If one goes with the Spices, Posh is a bad selection. Better to have Ginger, whose mellons would look better on TV and is as loopy as Paula. Quite sad. Kara will have to be in a bikini in every show in order to generate ratings. And give Simon a lap dance.
That's too bad. I'm a really big fan of Paula Abdul - and I think they should have been able to work something out with her.
Victoria Beckham - I'm sure she is nice, but I have always found her a bit strange-looking. We'll see how she does - should be a make-or-break gig for her in terms of gaining (or losing) fans here in America.
Jon Gosselin needs to quit trolling this site under the guise of HungWang and go chase after some questionable poontang or take his Viet Cong out for ice cream.
HungWang (aka markeeoo) is trying to be real and emotional so ladies will like him. If that fails he is going to go on a shooting rampage against the women at his health club.
I'm starting to think this is just another Paula Abdul publicity stunt. Every year there always seems to be some controversy surrounding Paula. One season she's drunk, the next season she appears high and strung out on pain meds and is acting all loopy. Dollars to donuts she'll be back.
@22- Yes, we too share the concern that good, old, red-white & blue Americans are not being given judging jobs on reality entertainment shows. So today we are announcing a new program where television production companies will get a $4,500 credit if they hire Brooke Hogan, any Kardashian, any Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, or any Spears sister as judges for their programs. Or $8,000 if they hire Tara Reid. Who's generating jobs for America? We are.
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Leave Your CommentShe looks like she would be the least fun person ever. Yuck.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 00:41:31
one of the good things about being me is that I have never seen this Idol show, not a peep, and I could care less....as far as this broad goes, she is vapid, vain, fey and wan, yet I would love to grudge fuck her bent over a spool of wire...do a wheelbarrow with her
By Lee Cadaver, on August 6, 2009 00:42:03
indeed
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 00:45:14
Fuck. Oh, well. There were only a couple of people each year that could sing, but the rest were pretty funny to watch, and so was Paula when she was drunk or on drugs or whatever that was. But I am not even turning the show on if Posh Cunt is on there. I can't. I can't look at her and I can't listen to her. So this is it for me.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 00:47:13
Well, the camera adds 10 pounds, so let's see if she can handle looking like she weighs 75 lbs.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 01:03:19
Such an awful choice as a replacement. One question though, Paula Abdul was relevant?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 02:01:49
If thats true, I will never watch AI again, I can't stand Victoria..
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 02:13:35
Wow just the person you want saying you cant sing for shit!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 02:20:59
I can't stand Paula, but I'd much prefer seeing her all drugged up and strung out over this skinny bobble-headed bitch. Good thing I rarely watch AI anyhow.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 02:40:54
Yea but we could fly her nipples to the moon, and lets face it in life nothing else really matters. Nipples bring life to all of us, they are the reason men work at all. If it was not for nipples I would have blown my head off a long time ago. I might tune in for 30 seconds just to see how hard they are pushing on the fabric....
By HungWang, on August 6, 2009 03:06:22
To support Paula, how can one give the shrimpy, sexually-ambiguous, bad Kasey Kasem imitator, Ryan Seacrest that kind of money?
If one goes with the Spices, Posh is a bad selection. Better to have Ginger, whose mellons would look better on TV and is as loopy as Paula.
Quite sad. Kara will have to be in a bikini in every show in order to generate ratings. And give Simon a lap dance.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 03:44:06
OH NO!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 03:49:05
Ana gets it! We LUV us some Posh!!
By Ana and Mia, on August 6, 2009 04:00:07
she wants to make it big in "American"???? Huh, SkyNews???
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 04:01:02
ridiculous!
By jaye, on August 6, 2009 05:39:24
FAT
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 06:45:07
Seriously. I thought this was a cruel joke.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 07:13:33
i love how they photo shopped her face onto that body. its obvious her head was photoshopped on since it looks like such a lousy cut and paste job.
By virgo, on August 6, 2009 07:33:24
That's too bad. I'm a really big fan of Paula Abdul - and I think they should have been able to work something out with her.
Victoria Beckham - I'm sure she is nice, but I have always found her a bit strange-looking. We'll see how she does - should be a make-or-break gig for her in terms of gaining (or losing) fans here in America.
By Midlife Bachelor, on August 6, 2009 12:16:02
#10
Is your so focused on nipples, why don't you go play with the COWS, there have nipples!!
HungWang, again i say there are no asian men with BIG dicks..you fucking wish!!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2009 17:01:57
Jon Gosselin needs to quit trolling this site under the guise of HungWang and go chase after some questionable poontang or take his Viet Cong out for ice cream.
By UnhungWang, on August 7, 2009 00:01:24
all the fucking british judges on these talent shows piss me off. americans can't judge their own shit? goddammit, wtf?
By wtfononymous, on August 7, 2009 06:47:38
HungWang (aka markeeoo) is trying to be real and emotional so ladies will like him. If that fails he is going to go on a shooting rampage against the women at his health club.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 08:19:43
It's a SNORK!
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 08:58:35
I'm starting to think this is just another Paula Abdul publicity stunt. Every year there always seems to be some controversy surrounding Paula. One season she's drunk, the next season she appears high and strung out on pain meds and is acting all loopy. Dollars to donuts she'll be back.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 10:10:16
Not suprising...Posh is managed by Simon Fuller..the shows creator and evil overlord.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2009 21:47:52
A Cardboard cut out of Posh will fill in when she's "too busy" to attend.
and no one will even notice !
By BukkNekkid , on August 8, 2009 00:33:24
Never thught I would want paula for anything, except maybe to mow my lawn, but pish spice is the worstest
By anonymous, on August 9, 2009 02:45:10
@22- Yes, we too share the concern that good, old, red-white & blue Americans are not being given judging jobs on reality entertainment shows. So today we are announcing a new program where television production companies will get a $4,500 credit if they hire Brooke Hogan, any Kardashian, any Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, or any Spears sister as judges for their programs. Or $8,000 if they hire Tara Reid. Who's generating jobs for America? We are.
By President O's Teleprompter, on August 9, 2009 07:57:15
#29
In your mind, you think you were being funny!
*whisper* you are not funny okay!!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2009 00:46:39
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