I'm sorry but all this talk of Macauley Culkin dating that chick from Family guy is bullshit. Any fool can tell from a ten second conversation withMac that he is a cum guzzling homosexual.
hmm, i'm normally all about this site. but don't you think it's a little shitty to be calling two kids who just lost their dad, names on your site to get a laugh? that's fucked up. sorry. these kids aren't shithead celebs like most of the people we all like to make fun of, they haven't done anything, and they couldn't choose who their dad/sperm donor/who the fuck ever, was. leave them alone, they're going to have a hard enough life as is.
lighten up rachelle. I'm sure the 6+ digits that the kids were left with will make up for any ribbing they receive here, a site I'm sure they don't read. Now that their fucktard thriller guardian (cause he wasn't their dad) is dead and buried... and I hope someone concretes up that tomb so the bitch stays dead and buried... their lives may finally become somewhat normal... y'know in that "I was a famous shmuck's ward" kind of way.
I'm sure Michael extracted the sperm from Mac himself. Once again, the media circus around this freak explodes. People are talking about him like he was Mother Teresa when he was a deeply disturbed individual, incapable of communicating with children like an adult.
I got a 12-guage for zombie Mikey's head shut the fuck up he was their dad, not their guardian, maybe not biologically but he's the only father they know and Rachelle's right, why make fun of the children? Besides blanket is adorable, what do you look like?
In other news, it was announced that Culkin is Angelina Jolie's long lost parasitic twin, which makes him gay Shiloh's uncle, Angie Blanket's Auntie, and Brad everyone's wet nurse.
I think Culkin is just putting together an explanation ahead of time because he's afraid it's going to come out that the LAPD found his seamen stains all over Michael's bedroom.
If we're going to go this far, Michael was also good friends with Freddie Mercury, so maybe Michael asked Freddie to donate his sperm (pre-diagnosis), and used it at a later date. The kid certainly looks more like Freddie than Culkin, so come on, let's keep this bat-shit crazy fagdance going.
wow... and here I was thinking Mikey got all sci-fi on us & channeled his essence into an embryo and cloned that last one out of himself... too far-fetched? really....?
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Leave Your CommentI'm sorry but all this talk of Macauley Culkin dating that chick from Family guy is bullshit. Any fool can tell from a ten second conversation withMac that he is a cum guzzling homosexual.
By Coolpapa, on August 31, 2009 05:53:01
If that's true, then Blanket will be one ugly mother-fucker when he gets older.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 06:28:57
hmm, i'm normally all about this site. but don't you think it's a little shitty to be calling two kids who just lost their dad, names on your site to get a laugh? that's fucked up. sorry. these kids aren't shithead celebs like most of the people we all like to make fun of, they haven't done anything, and they couldn't choose who their dad/sperm donor/who the fuck ever, was. leave them alone, they're going to have a hard enough life as is.
By rachelle, on August 31, 2009 06:40:32
STFU Rachelle, you suck.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 06:49:41
Fuck off Rachelle you cum guzzling thundercunt.
By Coolpapa, on August 31, 2009 06:52:53
lighten up rachelle. I'm sure the 6+ digits that the kids were left with will make up for any ribbing they receive here, a site I'm sure they don't read. Now that their fucktard thriller guardian (cause he wasn't their dad) is dead and buried... and I hope someone concretes up that tomb so the bitch stays dead and buried... their lives may finally become somewhat normal... y'know in that "I was a famous shmuck's ward" kind of way.
By I got a 12-guage for zombie Mikey's head, on August 31, 2009 06:53:58
I'm sure Michael extracted the sperm from Mac himself. Once again, the media circus around this freak explodes. People are talking about him like he was Mother Teresa when he was a deeply disturbed individual, incapable of communicating with children like an adult.
By DoucheBagelow, on August 31, 2009 07:10:11
I got a 12-guage for zombie Mikey's head shut the fuck up he was their dad, not their guardian, maybe not biologically but he's the only father they know and Rachelle's right, why make fun of the children? Besides blanket is adorable, what do you look like?
By chaneal, on August 31, 2009 07:42:41
In other news, it was announced that Culkin is Angelina Jolie's long lost parasitic twin, which makes him gay Shiloh's uncle, Angie Blanket's Auntie, and Brad everyone's wet nurse.
Give 'em some good milky moobie Braddie!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 08:21:05
LOL I somehow don't think that's cigarette smoke!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 08:22:39
I wish I was a rich Hollywood actor so I could get chicks my looks don't deserve.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 08:31:44
#3, please get back to your strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk...
By Larry David, on August 31, 2009 08:51:20
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Elisha and Mila are hot.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 08:54:46
Um, #3, Bitchelle, if you're "normally all about this site" then you know that nothing is sacred, so STFU HO!
By Auntie Blingy, on August 31, 2009 09:14:52
fuck all that MJ shit...there is no way in hell that Mac is dating Mila Kunis...if that's true...I could probably bang Megan Fox
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 09:33:38
If I was nailing Mila Kunis, I'd donate sperm to start a human breeding project for Lord Emperor Xenu if Tom Cruise wanted me to.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 09:37:11
I think Culkin is just putting together an explanation ahead of time because he's afraid it's going to come out that the LAPD found his seamen stains all over Michael's bedroom.
By thebig28, on August 31, 2009 09:47:18
LOL @ thebig28. That's probably true!
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 10:28:38
If we're going to go this far, Michael was also good friends with Freddie Mercury, so maybe Michael asked Freddie to donate his sperm (pre-diagnosis), and used it at a later date. The kid certainly looks more like Freddie than Culkin, so come on, let's keep this bat-shit crazy fagdance going.
This shit's loony as hell.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 10:57:02
ffs did they find his nose yet?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 11:02:21
"This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father." wut?
and lmfao @ thundercunt
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 12:01:09
#20 - Which one?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 15:35:14
WTF!! He is bangin sexy ass Mila Kunis....wow!!! i am at a lost for words
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 15:44:34
Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father... so he doesnt always know where his sperm lands..
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 22:02:33
God forbid MJ fondle the fruit of his own loins, that would just be WRONG.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2009 22:56:24
I can't help but think that Culkin went down on MJ while holding his hands on his cheeks, "Home Alone" style.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 06:54:30
Holy shit!
and #24 I was wondering the exact same thing, I mean, what the hell?? Be more careful with your sperm Culkin!!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 07:11:49
wow... and here I was thinking Mikey got all sci-fi on us & channeled his essence into an embryo and cloned that last one out of himself... too far-fetched? really....?
By gigi, on September 1, 2009 08:12:38
ROTFLMFAO @ #26
By Mr. Katanga, on September 1, 2009 08:17:24
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