So, the next line of her stank will have an ad with a bunch of dudes circle-jerking on to Paris. You know, for when you want to smell like her for the other 23-24 days of the month. ... ... ... (It's a menstruating joke)
Seems like bad advertising to sell a perfume pictured with a fish and the ocean then add Paris Hilton on top of that with a name [Siren] that usually associated with something bad. They really don't want to sell this product at all. I can see it now-"Something smells fishy, why it's Paris Hiltons Siren", it's too easy (and so is her).
LOLOLOL, photoshop much, this girl is seriously ugly with all the makeup, hair and coloring they add to her pale ugly face, if you put all her pictures since her famous sex tape |one night in paris cunt| you could verify that she had already made so many plastic surgery and still looking ugly without all the lights and color and photoshop. fuck this bitch, and fuck those who support such a shit, jason tarwick is her agent too, did he fuck them all?
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her vag smells like fish I bet. And a Siren is something to be feared, and is not inviting. I guess the makers of this ad didn't do well in school, and forgot to retain the meaning of Siren in their brains.
One of my friends(?) has Paris Hilton's other perfume, idk what the fuck its called and its exactly what'd you'd expect Paris Hilton to smell like, overpowering, like you're trying to cover up the smell of something awful, cheap, and it makes my allergies go NUTS.
The French wear a lot of perfume to hide the fact that they don't bathe. Paris wears hers to hide the fact that her cooze hasn't been cleaned in years.
speaking of fish, two blinds set next to each others in a train, with them in the same cabin there were a whore. the whore decided to strip and go sit one of the blind guy face, when she did, he said, hey I think we reach near the ocean, I can smell it. apparently that whore was Paris, oh la la Hahaha
I'm sure they Photoshopped all the dead aquatic life out of the picture once that rancid vag hit the water. Whales beached themselves to escape the toxic genital secretions of Paris.
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Leave Your CommentSo, the next line of her stank will have an ad with a bunch of dudes circle-jerking on to Paris. You know, for when you want to smell like her for the other 23-24 days of the month.
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(It's a menstruating joke)
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 03:54:10
Seems like bad advertising to sell a perfume pictured with a fish and the ocean then add Paris Hilton on top of that with a name [Siren] that usually associated with something bad. They really don't want to sell this product at all.
I can see it now-"Something smells fishy, why it's Paris Hiltons Siren", it's too easy (and so is her).
By Rum Stiltskin, on August 22, 2009 03:59:14
for my passion filled evenings with that special someone i always wear 'ode l'dead fish et clamidia'
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 05:17:11
The sight of her makes me dry heave. She's about as attractive as butt stink.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 05:18:24
Who wouldn't want to smell like some skanks taint?
By FreakyFraser, on August 22, 2009 05:36:54
Too bad Hilton is too vapid to see the irony in this.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 05:39:53
mmmmmm fish.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 05:43:11
So this perfume smells like her clam?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 05:44:03
This might be my favorite post ever.
By Wren, on August 22, 2009 05:54:28
LOLOLOL, photoshop much, this girl is seriously ugly
with all the makeup, hair and coloring they add to her pale ugly face, if you put all her pictures since her famous sex tape |one night in paris cunt| you could verify that she had already made so many plastic surgery and still looking ugly without all the lights and color and photoshop.
fuck this bitch, and fuck those who support such a shit, jason tarwick is her agent too, did he fuck them all?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 06:01:32
Yeah, I'd believe Paris Hilton smells like fish from the waist down.
By thebig28, on August 22, 2009 06:04:18
I bought "Siren" at Macy's and it smells really good.
The bottle is very nice too.
You can joke all you want but Paris is successful because her products are good quality.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 06:45:31
No Thanks.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 07:01:40
My only guess is that there's a smell of fish around the bottom half of Paris and they want to play on it in the ad
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 07:07:12
Crabbie made her do it or he's done with her!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 07:13:19
Great! Now I can smell like herpes!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 07:47:36
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By amandatvprod@gmail.com, on August 22, 2009 07:59:32
#12 so you cover up the stink of your nasty twat with the stink of Paris' nasty twat. Genius.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 08:47:50
Smells like retard spirit.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 08:50:10
I bought "Siren" at Macy's and it smells really good.
The bottle is very nice too.
You can joke all you want but Paris is successful because her products are good quality.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 06:45:31
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Like Todd said, "if you buy this, you're an idiot". Enough said.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 09:14:20
This just proves that paris hilton should be called paris SMELLton. Stupid leg spread slutty whore who smells like a Bangkok whorehouse at low tide...
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 09:15:41
It's all a fucking label, I doubt she even knows what her own clam smells like.
By Zippo, on August 22, 2009 09:22:31
Would've been more appropriate had she been made up as a crab.
Get it?
By Paris' Momma, on August 22, 2009 10:44:57
I think she looks pretty and every girl loves mermaids!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 11:02:15
#8 "So this perfume smells like her clam?"
LOL My thoughts exactly!
By Tizzle, on August 22, 2009 12:02:22
Hmm, smells like Herpes.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 13:19:02
her vag smells like fish I bet. And a Siren is something to be feared, and is not inviting. I guess the makers of this ad didn't do well in school, and forgot to retain the meaning of Siren in their brains.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 15:00:32
#12 is Hannah Montana
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 16:05:35
One of my friends(?) has Paris Hilton's other perfume, idk what the fuck its called and its exactly what'd you'd expect Paris Hilton to smell like, overpowering, like you're trying to cover up the smell of something awful, cheap, and it makes my allergies go NUTS.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 16:22:54
I like Can-Can and Heiress. Can't wait to sample this one.
I can't be rich, might as well smell like it!!!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 16:30:24
The French wear a lot of perfume to hide the fact that they don't bathe. Paris wears hers to hide the fact that her cooze hasn't been cleaned in years.
By Jerry Fucking Lewis, on August 22, 2009 16:47:36
NOW WITH MORE HERPES!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 17:11:00
How nice of Paris to take the heat off of Brooke Hogan's album cover with her laughable ad campaign !
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 18:03:40
speaking of fish, two blinds set next to each others in a train, with them in the same cabin there were a whore.
the whore decided to strip and go sit one of the blind guy face, when she did, he said, hey I think we reach near the ocean, I can smell it.
apparently that whore was Paris, oh la la
Hahaha
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 18:14:02
I would feel safer with a Hatian hooker.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 20:30:09
What, no line about how the fishtail make her feet look big?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2009 21:01:45
I've will smell like Paris in Siren? The fish ?!?!?
By qwerty, on August 23, 2009 04:17:25
Que putza?!
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 04:19:12
What's the name of the "scent"?
Tart's Hankerchief
Oui de WHORE
Scent of a SLUT
Hooker coverup
Bargain Basement BEEEACH
Stench of the sea
Smells like FEEEESSSHHH
Clam chowder
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 07:28:41
Looks like theyre referencing that Darryl Hannah movie from the 80's-- Splash
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 08:28:10
I'm sure they Photoshopped all the dead aquatic life out of the picture once that rancid vag hit the water. Whales beached themselves to escape the toxic genital secretions of Paris.
By DoucheBagelow, on August 23, 2009 11:14:51
Should call this piss in a bottle, "Scank". It's the scent for the sophisticated skank.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 11:57:52
Wonder how many innocent goldfish were sacrificed to make that getup Wonky is wearin'?
Save the goldfish!
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 12:35:25
Was the name "Paris Hilton's Low Tide" already taken?
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on August 23, 2009 13:22:33
#40.. Agree, but she failed miserably
#41 you are my hero
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 13:22:36
Chicken of the Seatard, the odor of bilge tanks wrapped in the shiny sheen of Herpes!
How is this pig still making money?
By Jinxy, on August 23, 2009 13:27:25
Mmmm, panty stain. Just what every woman wants to put on before she goes on that hot date to contract HSV.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2009 15:27:55
"Siren"-as in what's installed on a firetruck.
And seeing as though the herpes has pretty much burned her pussy to a crisp, I think the perfume name is suitable.
By JJM, on August 23, 2009 17:07:17
Smells like Rancid Tuns ?
By BukkNekkid , on August 23, 2009 18:25:32
Nah!! That bottle looks like if it was an Avon parfume!!! I think I can smell it from here... and it smells CHEAP!!!
By Brenda, on August 23, 2009 18:41:04
I'll be honest, I never saw this coming, even from her. She's ballsy for a dude.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2009 03:31:51
Worst photoshop job ever....
By anonymous, on August 26, 2009 21:18:51
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