13 Comments:

1. Fuck all that coy bullshit. Get naked.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 07:24:13

2. Praise the Lord that we never saw Jacko naked.

   By Leviticus P. Bible, on September 3, 2009 07:33:46

3. It took this long to find a large enough Funnel to pour him into his Crypt.
   
   Should be a HUGE FREAK show.
   

   By BukkNekkid , on September 3, 2009 07:39:22

4. This is the longest freakshow I've ever seen in my life.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 07:59:01

5. Look at this way, this could be the first and last time this freak can get laid. Now we got to do something about Shitney Spears and Lindsay Blowman.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:07:42

6. Enough with the cover up...let's so those fuckin' titties for real DAMMIT!!! I'm talkin' nipples and areola...ya dig!

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:16:13

7. i vote that every distasteful story from now be accompanied by new photos of denise milani (& where's the official 'sign her up to do hardcore porn' petition?)

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:41:53

8. #6 here: Sorry, I meant to say...let's see those fuckin' titties...not so those fuckin' titties...

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 09:15:12

9. I'm going to hell for just imagining what I would do to this chick.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 10:09:24

10. I have a new fantasy. This girl. Me. Cowgirl style. She can ride me with that comfy ass, while I play with her tits. There. I had to say it.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 10:22:24

11. It took so long to bury him because they had to get permits to bury Toxic Waste. It's probably safer to walk through downtown Chernobyl than be next to that plasticized waste dump of a burial site.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 14:07:00

12. q: whats not buried in michael jackson's tomb?
    
    a: his nose.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 18:21:40

13. he's not even really dead... bah

    By gigi, on September 4, 2009 06:10:30