32 Comments:

1. I'd hit it...............with a bat. But your right Todd, I wouldn't want to waste that body. So I would then fuck her with the bat.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 03:24:49

2. Only one facial expression, but still a really pretty girl.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 03:27:27

3. So she's a little mousey looking in the face, she's still kinda cute. But DAMN, that body is HOT.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 03:33:19

4. PBJ. Paper Bag Job.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 03:37:22

5. She's retarded hot. Face and all.
   
   You guys have standards that are...well, stupid. Get a life.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:02:50

6. It beats looking at Heidi Montag, that's for sure.

   By JJM, on September 10, 2009 04:06:16

7. Uh, what? She's actually prettier than Kelly Brook.
   
   Lemmings.

   By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:07:29

8. Hey; Lurch just called; he want's his head back

   By x24, on September 10, 2009 04:08:10

9. "I'd dump a civilization so big on this chick's stomach they could make a new Sims game." LMAO
   
   She looks confused all the time. Like the one with the hose, she doesn't seem to know why she's holding that hose...

   By Ash, on September 10, 2009 04:10:49

10. Looks like they've tried to style her like Giselle. Notice the airbrushed tan. Man, you guys are gullible.
    
    But I do understand your being attracted to females with cold, empty, vacant stares. Water seeks its own level, they say..

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:20:18

11. You would think they could have gotten just one picture of her actually looking at the camera for the cover. What is the deal with her eyes? Are they stuck that way?

    By Al, on September 10, 2009 04:26:40

12. Why is she always looking above the camera? That said, #4 is fucking ILL.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:26:44

13. She has an eye disorder. Aren't there any real females out there? not just ones with silicone bags bolted to their chests??? and another thing she has a nasty habit of chewing her fingernails, YUCK!!!!!

    By Lauren, on September 10, 2009 04:39:24

14. I bet that most of you haven't fucked a woman like that in your life and of course, you'll never will. Shes HOT.. period....

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:51:35

15. Her nickname is "ceiling eyes" because it looks like she's constantly looking up at the ceiling. The worst thing about her is those fake porn star sized bolt on titties that she got; they look like 2 halves of watermelon slapped onto her chest. She's universally acknowledged as having the worst tit job in all of Hollywood...

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 05:11:45

16. Nice body, but...her eyes are messed up. Not to mention she looks dumb as a post....

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 05:51:54

17. Whats going on above her at the photo shoot? She keeps looking up

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 05:53:57

18. Is she cross-eyed?

    By Sandy, on September 10, 2009 06:14:50

19. She can hold my 'hose' anytime....and I'd be gushing like the pic.

    By leprechaun, on September 10, 2009 06:40:45

20. can someone tell me WHY justin bobby was allowed to hit this??? He is such a slob. What is wrong with this world?????

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 07:25:27

21. I can't get past that unnatural, vacant gap between her eyes.
    
    (I'm not referring to her stupidity here, but seriously referring to the bi-weekly nose carving, err nosejobs.)
    
    

    By joejoe, on September 10, 2009 07:30:28

22. Jeeeze, they might as well have had someone draw pictures of her for all the retouching they did.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 07:58:35

23. #15 "She's universally acknowledged as having the worst tit job in all of Hollywood" no no, there are many more deserving people than that. Tara Reid for example, hers are much much worse.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 09:50:52

24. Nice shots on the washing machine. Makes me want to drop some loads...

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 11:16:59

25. She must have had a lot of plastic surgery, she doesn't even look like herself anymore. Before at least her chipmunk face was unique, now she just looks like a hundred other generic models.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 11:52:03

26. Most of the shots look very awkward...like she doesn't know what the hell she's doing. And the cover is awful - only highlights the huge gap between her fake tits.
    
    However, she does has the sexiest cankles in Hollywood.

    By Justin Bobby, on September 10, 2009 18:00:10

27. she is so dark and lovely how did she get that tan

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 18:04:01

28. In pic #10 she finally smiles...but she has no ass...Tittie drilling just don't cut it...

    By John Henry, on September 10, 2009 20:07:56

29. what's up with her eyes? She never looks straight.
    
    is she a short girl, or is she just always on her knees around photographers??

    By kim, on September 10, 2009 21:35:02

30. Aaand...yep. She spends the entire shoot staring into some unknown point in space, not at the camera.

    By anonymous, on September 11, 2009 10:52:38

31. What the fuck is with these 20-something women today that all they aspire to in life is shopping all day and being a fucking prostitute? Get some good old fashioned self esteem and do something with your lives already.

    By anonymous, on September 14, 2009 14:05:27

32. I think the term everyone is looking for is "dead behind the eyes." It was the first thing (ok, maybe not the FIRST thing) I thought looking at those photos.

    By anonymous, on October 22, 2009 21:55:29