27 Comments:

1. She was always kinda fug, but she's graduated to frightfully fug.
   
   She looks very bloated like she's on something.
   
   Hope whatshisname gets half in the divorce. I'm sure a few mil and some property will dry his tears real quick.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 05:36:01

2. Hell, Todd, you know you wanna ram her in the cornhole... Just don't look her in the eye, you may turn to stone.

   By AvrilAssRammer, on September 17, 2009 05:42:01

3. I don't know.. i'd hit it.. if you ask me...

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:03:13

4. That was close. I tripped and almost gave a fuck.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:08:28

5. She was passably cute when Canada initially unleashed this skanky bitch onto the world. Amazing what a few years can do to somebody.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:26:12

6. I'd hit it with my pole... then again with my fist. Maybe knock some sense into this silly bitch.

   By JK, on September 17, 2009 06:42:28

7. I'd use her and drop her like a rock. She's not marriage material. She's something you poke and move on...

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:52:13

8. She looked across the pizza box, realized his career was more stagnant than hers, considered the money still owing on a $9.5million home, excused herself, and called a divorce attorney from one of the house's eleven bathrooms.
   
   

   By joejoe, on September 17, 2009 06:59:25

9. she was cool when she looked like she was from the wrong side of the tracks. Now that she has gone hollywood, she is less than average. I'd nail her but then again I'm 45. Anything in the 20's is hot.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:59:47

10. I guess that ring on her finger got in the way of being a cokewhore & being passed around for gangbangs...

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 07:28:27

11. Looking kinda scary these days.....
    

    By BukkNekkid , on September 17, 2009 07:46:22

12. Damn she looks like a 40-year old candidate for Brett Michaels Rock of Love 56778 O_O

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 07:58:19

13. Call me crazy but I definitely still think she is hot. If she needs a rebound toy, here I am.

    By Gerald_Tarrant, on September 17, 2009 08:46:54

14. Getting fat right before you get divorced is always a good idea. Still, I'd do her if her mouth was taped shut.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 08:58:24

15. Cuz she's got a **GREAT ASS!** And my head is all the way up it.
    
    Royalties to Al Pacino

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:12:14

16. I wonder if she does anal?

    By JK, on September 17, 2009 10:17:22

17. Ugh, she looks like she's mid 40s already and stuck in 1983 Dynasty-land.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:24:35

18. Well, thank God. If I had to look at any more photos of that superwhipped husband walking 10 feet back and carrying her pocketbook for her, I don't know what I'd have done. What a loser he is for marrying this skank and thinking she actually loved him. You could even see it in their wedding pictures; it was always about Beaverteeth and her Unconvincing Middle Finger, never Same-Shoes-Wearing Guy with the Smushed Face.
    
    He should have bailed when she completely changed her "style". That's always a bad sign, since it tells you she's a phony from day one. What ELSE about her isn't true, hmm?
    
    Beware, available, semi-famous young men! The Fake Punk Rocker is back on the market! At least Pete Wentz is safe. But then he would be anyway.

    By Skankology Prof, on September 17, 2009 10:24:57

19. She's looking a little heavy around the middle.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:25:11

20. Wow! Look at all the adoring, beaming faces surrounding her! Apparently, she's still huge with the 12-year old crowd!

    By fubar, on September 17, 2009 10:28:35

21. Um, I'd bone her silly. Who cares about all the rest?

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:41:33

22. I'd like to welcome her back to the dating scene with a free introductory 1 year subscription to my penis.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 13:52:03

23. This chick is in bad shape. Her "career" was supposed to be built on being punky (dressing like a 15 year old, singing songs like "sk8rboi", etc), but she's morphed her visual image into a more mainstream type thing. Unfortunately for her, she's still totally immature & self centeredly arrogant, and that'll work against her. Suspect she's going to have a rough go of it from here on out...

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:56:29

24. wtf! come here and sit on daddy's lap and tell me all about it. damn, your thang is hot. oh yeh, that's it! don't move.

    By Herman Bumfudle, on September 18, 2009 22:19:39

25. Ha ha #5, sounds almost like you are quoting an old song of Hers:
    
    "Amazing what a few years can do..."
    
    Avril is cute, and you guys can keep your skanky Megan Fox.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 21:48:28

26. Avril is an annoying bitch!

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 21:25:03

27. Typical Canadian JEW.....ah.... apologizes to canada.....so there

    By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 21:36:21