What's that you say? BRITNEY NEEDS HER SOME NEW CAWK?! Why didn't somebody tell me?! Later dudes, I'm on the next plane outta here to where ever she's located!
Jesus, you can almost hear what SLUTney is thinking when she picks up the catalog. "You mean I's can have any one of these here beau-hunks when I's be wantin' them? This here's better 'n Sears & Row-Buck!" Makes sense that a drunkard drug addicted mentally retarded snatch flashing uneducated paparazzi fucker like her would think like that...
OK, not a big Britney fan, and she gets what she deserves, but this is a basic problem. How does a girl like that, with all her baggage, have a nice night? Even the skankest guy (cough Kanye West) can call up "Whores R Us" and get some service. It is not that easy for Britney. This time, for once, I have to come down on her side.
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Leave Your CommentWhat's that you say? BRITNEY NEEDS HER SOME NEW CAWK?! Why didn't somebody tell me?! Later dudes, I'm on the next plane outta here to where ever she's located!
By Very Erect, on September 14, 2009 08:44:49
LOL Britney Shopping for Cock .
I can believe it .
By BukkNekkid , on September 14, 2009 09:49:02
Picking a new wiener out from the catalog. Then the guy's like "Umm, nah that's OK. I'll have to pass." That's priceless.
By Underpants Gnome, on September 14, 2009 09:56:50
LOL that is hilarious.
By Fez, on September 14, 2009 10:13:20
Jesus, you can almost hear what SLUTney is thinking when she picks up the catalog. "You mean I's can have any one of these here beau-hunks when I's be wantin' them? This here's better 'n Sears & Row-Buck!" Makes sense that a drunkard drug addicted mentally retarded snatch flashing uneducated paparazzi fucker like her would think like that...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2009 12:57:58
AHAHAHAHA. The day has come that Britney has known rejection. Too bad, fatty... turns out your money can't buy everything.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2009 13:43:32
A male model turning down pussy?!? I can't believe it!
By Hot Rob, on September 14, 2009 14:56:38
OK, not a big Britney fan, and she gets what she deserves, but this is a basic problem.
How does a girl like that, with all her baggage, have a nice night? Even the skankest guy (cough Kanye West) can call up "Whores R Us" and get some service. It is not that easy for Britney.
This time, for once, I have to come down on her side.
By Wendel, on September 15, 2009 09:46:58
She's about as sexy as a Hefty bag full of raw bacon, and the bag of bacon probably smells better too.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2009 14:24:17
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