It reads the best when you edit her quote: "I'm still a romantic. You train your man to do nothing. You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat."
The ever-romantic Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-Aniston.
UHH, give it a rest. She is SOO annoying. Not to mention she is a crappy actress, and plays Rachel Green in every movie. I mean for crying out loud, she doesn't even change her hair style for any movie!!
"I'm such a romantic... as long as he's rich and famous and hot. If you're a plumber, get real!"
And seriously, who in their right mind would take romantic advice from JENNIFER ANISTAN, whose exes have called her stuff like "high maintenance" and publicly mocked her, and whose only marriage was an inexplicable fluke? It's like taking chastity advice from Lindsay Blohan.
There are some seriously demented people on here, hate on someone you don't know, and never will!!!I think Jen is a great comedic actress..I love her hair, and she definitly isn't Rachael Green in all her movies. Evidently you didn't see The Good Girl..or RockStar. Or Derailed!!!
Aniston gets hotter everyday I see a pic of her, she's got the ass the face and the whole bod is sex. However the 'tude of hers is getting in the way of everything she's got going for her.
I saw her list of upcoming movies on IMDB. She should ashamed for the lame movies she keeps doing. Eventually even her fans will stop seeing them. The movie Management with it's less than 2 million gross should be her clue.If she doesn't believe she is capable of doing more in a film, who else is going to think it? So she did a couple of movies where she didn't play Rachel Green, but she keeps going back to these banal rom-coms. Except for the Goree Girls, her upcoming roles look like the same old crap.
Ha, sorry...I guess I wasn't clear about the hair. Yes, she has super pretty hair. BUT I thought when you are a serious actor you change your self the slightest bit for your parts. Ha, and I didn't say I HATED her, I said she was annoying. Jeeze, chillax!
She plays as Rachel Green from Friends in all of her comedy genre movies.
She is still talking her whiney song about her looks, being 40,dating.Blahbalh,MEME it is her.
She has had a good run in show biz.How about talking about casuses,charities,she gives and supports.Anything meaningful.What about producing and not starring in movies about real issues.
Todd lost the plot on Jen long ago. Who CARES if she's a high-maintenance wack job and ballbuster? Obviously, any guy fortunate enough to dick her down is there for a good time, not a long time. So what's the problem here?
Suffice it to say I would hit that thing with slow pokes and long strokes, and drizzle her with icing from head to toe.
A good relationship with her would be for her to shut her whining fucking mouth and accept a daily giz load on her chin. That would finally make her a good girlfriend.
Love how she got a bigger boob job and is trying to stick her lips out to look more like Angelina. So transparent.
You can all thank Brad for setting her up with Plan B, their production company. That's why she keeps getting to make all those shitty movies. She puts herself in them!
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Leave Your Commentmmm...boobs.
By bud, on September 9, 2009 05:29:10
why is his head hair so much darker then his facial hair.. that's all i can see when i look at this picture
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:36:44
Well, one thing's for sure, Angelina's got Brad trained like a French poodle at a dog show. Woof woof!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:37:15
She's better off without him. She'd be better off with me.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:54:33
It reads the best when you edit her quote: "I'm still a romantic. You train your man to do nothing. You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat."
The ever-romantic Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-Aniston.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:55:17
I bet she skips straight to anal on the first date.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 06:13:52
UHH, give it a rest. She is SOO annoying. Not to mention she is a crappy actress, and plays Rachel Green in every movie. I mean for crying out loud, she doesn't even change her hair style for any movie!!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 06:24:48
I have some protein cream to help with her new hairstyle
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 06:41:24
Still a romantic as long as the guy makes millions and is in Show business....she gets what she deserves. Whore...
By HungWang, on September 9, 2009 07:06:00
She still looks good, id hit it. Multiple times even.
By Jeff, on September 9, 2009 08:33:14
9. Yeah, maybe she should date an electrician.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 08:48:05
"I'm such a romantic... as long as he's rich and famous and hot. If you're a plumber, get real!"
And seriously, who in their right mind would take romantic advice from JENNIFER ANISTAN, whose exes have called her stuff like "high maintenance" and publicly mocked her, and whose only marriage was an inexplicable fluke? It's like taking chastity advice from Lindsay Blohan.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 08:52:44
I love the "get over yourself" expression on Gerrard's face in the banner pic.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 09:01:39
There are some seriously demented people on here, hate on someone you don't know, and never will!!!I think Jen is a great comedic actress..I love her hair, and she definitly isn't Rachael Green in all her movies. Evidently you didn't see The Good Girl..or RockStar. Or Derailed!!!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 09:59:47
Aniston gets hotter everyday I see a pic of her, she's got the ass the face and the whole bod is sex. However the 'tude of hers is getting in the way of everything she's got going for her.
By Liz Lemon, on September 9, 2009 10:39:17
I saw her list of upcoming movies on IMDB. She should ashamed for the lame movies she keeps doing. Eventually even her fans will stop seeing them. The movie Management with it's less than 2 million gross should be her clue.If she doesn't believe she is capable of doing more in a film, who else is going to think it? So she did a couple of movies where she didn't play Rachel Green, but she keeps going back to these banal rom-coms. Except for the Goree Girls, her upcoming roles look like the same old crap.
By jaye, on September 9, 2009 10:45:12
14...wow, three whole movies where she wasn't rachel. BFD. and the bitch has been famous for years...we "know" her enough to know if we hate her.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 10:59:20
Another example of STFU and Suck it .
She really needs to set her sights lower and find someone who still thinks she's a Fine POA !
By BukkNekkid , on September 9, 2009 11:39:13
Ha, sorry...I guess I wasn't clear about the hair. Yes, she has super pretty hair. BUT I thought when you are a serious actor you change your self the slightest bit for your parts. Ha, and I didn't say I HATED her, I said she was annoying. Jeeze, chillax!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 12:02:13
She's at least 10 years older than Angelina and her body and face look 10 years YOUNGER than Angelina. She looks hot.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 13:08:50
"Train" ? If guy said that about a female he would be labeled the biggest dick on the planet.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 13:59:14
Loved the Cesar Millan joke!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 15:11:33
She plays as Rachel Green from Friends in all of her comedy genre movies.
She is still talking her whiney song about her looks, being 40,dating.Blahbalh,MEME it is her.
She has had a good run in show biz.How about talking about casuses,charities,she gives and supports.Anything meaningful.What about producing and not starring in movies about real issues.
By Not a friend, on September 9, 2009 15:13:57
Todd lost the plot on Jen long ago. Who CARES if she's a high-maintenance wack job and ballbuster? Obviously, any guy fortunate enough to dick her down is there for a good time, not a long time. So what's the problem here?
Suffice it to say I would hit that thing with slow pokes and long strokes, and drizzle her with icing from head to toe.
By Ragno, on September 9, 2009 15:21:18
Taking love advice from Jennifer Aniston is like taking dance lessons from Stephen Hawking.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 15:39:06
Hey Jen, Rachel called. She wants her chracter back.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 16:27:04
Oooh Ragno..you have a way with words.
Are you trainable?
By Jen Asstinon, on September 9, 2009 18:46:53
A good relationship with her would be for her to shut her whining fucking mouth and accept a daily giz load on her chin. That would finally make her a good girlfriend.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 20:12:59
Still very sexy, i dont get the hate.
By Jeff, on September 9, 2009 21:03:36
Love how she got a bigger boob job and is trying to stick her lips out to look more like Angelina. So transparent.
You can all thank Brad for setting her up with Plan B, their production company. That's why she keeps getting to make all those shitty movies. She puts herself in them!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 04:27:16
@ 17.
Don't let the crazy FanUston (# 14) try to fool you -- she (AnUston) played Rachel Green in those films too:
The Good Girl (you gotta love that all her crazy fans ALWAYS bring this one up): sad, working-class Rachel.
Rockstar: slightly quircky Rachel (which means, practically Friends' Rachel herself).
Derailed: whore Rachel.
By Puh lease., on September 10, 2009 06:04:57
TRAIN YOUR MAN??? So, basically we be dogs. You're the dog, b*tch. ANd, no man wants you a** even if you do look good. WHAT does that tell YOU?
By this hobag shouldn't speak, on September 11, 2009 07:39:19
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