55 Comments:

1. Todd, the banner picture gives new meaning to "Never look a gift horse in the mouth".

   By Secretariat, on September 2, 2009 02:09:09

2. LOL Go ahead and mention to middle-aged women that, no, twenty-something men actually do not think those SATC old bags are hot, in fact, said men don't even know who they are. Then protect your face lest they try to drag their manicured nails across your eyes.
   
   Well, okay, maybe the brunette is hot, albeit big boned. The rest are disgusting.

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 02:14:35

3. With a big budget film like SATC, one would think the wardrobe dept. could dress her up in something other than castoffs from the sets of "Footloose" and "Girls Just Want To Have Fun". Unless, of course, they're doing a "green" set.

   By Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun, on September 2, 2009 02:15:45

4. Glenn Close has seen better days...

   By Lots of Sitting, on September 2, 2009 02:26:03

5. "I'll get you my pretty!!"

   By x24, on September 2, 2009 02:48:38

6. I thought it was the movie version of Gunsmoke
   The banner pic looked like a horse with a bandoleer
   

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:01:09

7. From a distance, I thought it was a frazzled Julia Roberts.
   
   Why is there going to be a sequel? Haven't we suffered enough?

   By Sandy, on September 2, 2009 03:16:15

8. We love SJP!

   By Ana and Mia, on September 2, 2009 03:25:26

9. SJP should invest in some vein stripping cosmetic surgery for her hoofs.

   By The Horse Whisperer, on September 2, 2009 03:26:56

10. Hey Todd, who is this scrawny, old women again? What's her gig...?

    By TT Boy, on September 2, 2009 03:29:27

11. I'd hit it...

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:33:57

12. "Instead of buying her a Cosmopolitan or a pair of Christian Louboutins, I'd be getting everyone in the cellar and trying to figure out how to get my truck to the gas pump,"
    
    Aahhaaahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Best laugh I've had in ages!
    No, seriously? She looks frightful. WTF?

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:36:56

13. God, she does look terrible doesn't she!!!!

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:38:22

14. Oh, definitely, I'd hit it...with a truck.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:40:40

15. Are they filming SATC 2, or The Corpse Bride 2?
    I'm confused...

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:44:11

16. Are you sure this isn't from the Flashdance remake, starring Dee Snyder?

    By coolpapa, on September 2, 2009 03:45:14

17. I didn't know SJP could look any more fug, but this movie's wardrobe department has managed to do just that.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 03:59:13

18. #8 & #11 is Sea Bisquit, Man of War and Wilbur.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 04:13:08

19. Hang on, didn't she have the mole on her chin removed last year? How old are these pictures?

    By Red Cat, on September 2, 2009 04:13:53

20. Is she re-making Annie?

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 04:23:42

21. I didn't know Dee Snyder was an actor.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 04:33:22

22. The fact that makes her twice as hideous is that this is her all made up for shooting a movie...imagine how repulsive she is without all that makeup on.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 04:35:06

23. Her hands look like the grim reaper? This is sexy? Really??!!!

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 04:36:55

24. She looks like one giant Madonna arm.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 05:05:43

25. "one giant Madonna arm"
    Priceless!
    
    I personally like SJP, but she's getting a little past her prime. I loved SATC, but enough is enough already, let it go.

    By Willa Dodge, on September 2, 2009 06:51:03

26. The horror...the horror...

    By Col. Kurtz, on September 2, 2009 06:52:53

27. She's got an awesome personality. Too bad it's stuck in a face & body that looks like the mule from "Hee Haw!"...

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 06:56:02

28. OH. MY. GOD. I didn't know HBO's Crypt Keeper was still being used...

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 06:58:29

29. A horse face with glasses and a dress. wow. haha

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 07:10:21

30. lord, LET IT GO!! the first movie was painful enough..like, 2 hours too much of a good thing..It should have never gone over the 30 min mark..what happened now, who dies? who cares...?

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 07:12:00

31. When rappers get prime time shows that so many retards that go to acting classes have tried so hard to get a chance at being on for 30 seconds, maybe they would realize they are never gpoing to make it. After all it takes no skill what so ever to be an actor, you just have to be a popular black dude or a jew. Hate me but its the truth....

    By The Truth..., on September 2, 2009 07:43:36

32. Didn't she just like buy some twin daughters? Shouldn't she be at home with them? Maybe Matthew Broderick is a stay at home dad?
    
    I still think kids are accessories to the majority of celebrities out there.

    By Rebecca, on September 2, 2009 08:13:08

33. I saw her run the Belmont Stakes last year, she came in third.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 09:00:18

34. They ought to call this movie "Escape from New York." Guess what every man is escaping from? I heard that her gaping hole is so big, they have donkey trails down it for tourists.

    By jeditemple, on September 2, 2009 09:13:49

35. I wouldn't fuck her with Matthew Broderick's dick.

    By Dr. Phil Winfrey, on September 2, 2009 10:21:23

36. don't they usually shoot the horse at the end of the movie?

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 10:34:31

37. With a face that looks like a foot (been said by many a celebrity) you'd think she would actually be a good candidate for plastic surgery. Instead you have all these women who don't actually need the shit going overboard with it when the truly needy ones go without.
    
    Won't you please help a needy fugly actress get that plastic surgery face transplant you could save a persons eyesight. Thank you for kind donations 1 in 5 actresses actually need the help of a good qualified plastic surgeon.

    By Liz Lemon, on September 2, 2009 10:37:02

38. the pics are from a "flashback" scene she's doing. That excuses the clothes.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 11:26:01

39. jeeesus. the clothes are the most flattering part of the pics. sjp really needs to rethink satc2

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 12:41:26

40. Can you Imagine waking up next to that every morning ?
    Matthew Broderick Must be SUPERMAN.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Or Blind !!! LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on September 2, 2009 12:58:50

41. i think she's a great actress. she portrays carrie flawlessly. and while her face may not be the same, i admire the fact that she isn't going down the botox road and is aging naturally.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 13:07:26

42. So much for plastic surgeons, only god can do miracles.
    # 11 if you would hit that, you'd hit anything that walks including animals...

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 13:42:59

43. She looks like a younger and even less attractive Phillis Diller.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 13:45:19

44. God this women is ugly

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 15:20:45

45. Is that Dee Snider?

    By dan, on September 2, 2009 15:38:23

46. She's really to old for this.

    By jaye, on September 2, 2009 15:51:28

47. She reminds me of Glenn Close from the film Fatal Attraction crazy for fashion, obsessive about her "carrier", psychotic......

    By KiKi, on September 2, 2009 16:46:54

48. For a sec there, I thought they were 70s pics of Barbara Streisand.
    
    This is not a compliment.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 16:49:01

49. Only someone into bestiality would give her a pearl necklace.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 00:35:28

50. I work with a girl who looks exactly like her...and she either puts out or gives head like a Hoover, because guys seem to throw themselves at her pretty often. Having the mental capacity of Megan Fox could have something to do with it.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 04:21:49

51. The I'd hit it.... (with a car or hammer) jokes are getting so old. It was mildly amusing the first thousand times but now, not so much

    By true grit, on September 3, 2009 10:02:26

52. She looks just like Glenn Close in the picture...

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 17:45:08

53. Oh good lord. Hideous.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 10:24:26

54. Unbelievable this chick suffering from equinefacitis (horse face) could star in a series titled "Sex and the City" and never show her boobs, much less her snatch. If only to take the attention away from her face. Every chick in that series has given at least a nipple to gain occasionaly hetero male viewership. Thank Allah for Mr. Skin because I had wasted many hours trying to find female boobs other that Kim Catrall in that stupid fucking show.

    By DoucheBagelow, on September 4, 2009 11:08:28

55. Owen Wilson has never looked better

    By anonymous, on September 5, 2009 18:37:36