She's neither a coke whore, nor a Scientologist, nor did she squat on her daddy's ding dong for ten years. Thus, I would still do her in a Malibu minute, grateful as a puppy just tossed a Snausage.
Sorry, Todd.....there are far worthier targets of your scorn.
If anyone believes that they are stupid. She may be unlucky in love but I dont believe for a second she is still crying over Brad Pitt. People are just jumping on the bandwagon believing the image the media built up for her without questioning it one bit.
I just think she hasn't found the right man yet. There's no way this bitch is still crying over Brad Pitt. It's been YEARS!! If she is, then she's pathetic.
I don't think the media built an image for Aniston, she did it herself. Now it's wearing on the nerves of everyone including her fans. What well adjusted person do you know that's been in therapy for over half their lives? I don't know or care if she's pining for Pitt, but there is something wrong with her.
Speaking of shark attacks, remember Brittany Hamilton?? Yeah, well Jennifer needs to take some advice from this young girl that had her arm ripped off her torso by a bull shark AND was out surfing in the same spot as soon as she was well enough to do so.
My POINT IS: Jennifer, the divorce coudn't have been as bad as a shark attack YET it has taken you almost the same amount of years you were married to Brad to mourn this divorce. GET OVER IT! Sheeesh....
PS: Celebs who don't go nude to "preserve their career" or whatever COULD just pose nude etc an early age and post them when they retire or/and get old :P
She loved that guy and he cheated on her and it broke up a marrage that meant allot to her. He's a jackass. It doesn't matter who you are, when that happens to you it hurts. It might just keep hurting and some things will bring back the pain. Just proves that she has a heart. But yeah, she needs to put it behind her and find ME now so I can help her forget.
"Due to their deep psychic and emotional love connection, Brad Pitt felt a disturbance in the soul of his one true love so he rushed to the set to console her and sweep her in his arms. And by that I mean he put his penis in Angelina Jolie"
I think her camp is trying to overshadow her movie flopping big time. Brad has been with Angie and the kids longer that with Jen. Really Jen should move on after 5 years. I believe she is mentally ill.
Jen is clinically insane. It's time she really seek some real help instead of some kiss up people to stroke her ego. I use to be a fan but I have grown tired of this.
It'll be interesting to see what happens when pitt and jolie break up in, say, about two years time (seven-year-itch and all that). You know it's gonna happen. Hollywood romance.
"Jennifer needs to take some advice from this young girl that had her arm ripped off her torso by a bull shark AND was out surfing in the same spot as soon as she was well enough to do so."
I'm not actually inspired by this. Who goes surfing in shark-infested waters? And then goes BACK to the same spot after getting their arm ripped off? That's not inspirational to me... just really really dumb. I mean, props to her if she has a positive attitude about it, but that doesn't mean you have to go back and give the shark seconds.
I agree with #3..(just wouldn't do her)and oh YES you will hear it from me...lol I just don't understand why people want to keep riding Jen when she obviously made a bad choice years ago to have been with Brad to begin with. And BTW she's certainly not a home wrecker either.
32 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI agree that Aniston is a wee bit pathetic (snicker)... but I'd be heartbroken too if my better half left me for a skeleton with puffy lips!!
I have seen Angelina look ravishing at some Hollywood events, but most of the time she just looks hungry!!
Oh well, to each his own...
By Amber, on September 24, 2009 04:44:05
Brad.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 05:33:11
She's neither a coke whore, nor a Scientologist, nor did she squat on her daddy's ding dong for ten years. Thus, I would still do her in a Malibu minute, grateful as a puppy just tossed a Snausage.
Sorry, Todd.....there are far worthier targets of your scorn.
By Ragno, on September 24, 2009 05:45:04
I could make her forget that Okie in about two minutes.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 05:45:17
That is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen!!! You made my day!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 06:13:54
aw hubby....you so funny
By Todd's Wifey, on September 24, 2009 06:25:23
Todd..you fucking kill me...that line about bread had me in stitches..lol
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 07:00:17
If anyone believes that they are stupid. She may be unlucky in love but I dont believe for a second she is still crying over Brad Pitt. People are just jumping on the bandwagon believing the image the media built up for her without questioning it one bit.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 07:33:15
I just think she hasn't found the right man yet. There's no way this bitch is still crying over Brad Pitt. It's been YEARS!! If she is, then she's pathetic.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 07:41:55
I don't think the media built an image for Aniston, she did it herself. Now it's wearing on the nerves of everyone including her fans. What well adjusted person do you know that's been in therapy for over half their lives? I don't know or care if she's pining for Pitt, but there is something wrong with her.
By jaye, on September 24, 2009 07:46:38
The MOST pathetic thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she is only willing to date other celebrities like John Mayer and all the rest.
If she would give her ego a rest and date a normal guy she might have some chance of happiness.
As she gets older this just gets more pathetic. At this point any self-respecting man wouldn't want to date her cause she's had sex with so many guys.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 07:49:40
Boohoohoo jenn anniston, boohoohoo
Let's all show some empathy and run out and see her new movie.
boohoohoo.....
Poor girl....
boohoohoo....
By joejoe, on September 24, 2009 08:07:16
Speaking of shark attacks, remember Brittany Hamilton?? Yeah, well Jennifer needs to take some advice from this young girl that had her arm ripped off her torso by a bull shark AND was out surfing in the same spot as soon as she was well enough to do so.
My POINT IS: Jennifer, the divorce coudn't have been as bad as a shark attack YET it has taken you almost the same amount of years you were married to Brad to mourn this divorce. GET OVER IT! Sheeesh....
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 08:08:27
Se still talks about the Breakup in mags, being 40,alone,keeping herlooks,etc.
She could have had Brad and 2 kids. HE loved her.She lied about a family.
By Boowhoo,pass a Kleenex, on September 24, 2009 09:14:17
I don't believe one word of that story!!!Must be a slow news day!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 09:28:15
She should go full out naked if she wants a man.
PS: Celebs who don't go nude to "preserve their career" or whatever COULD just pose nude etc an early age and post them when they retire or/and get old :P
By Tom Ripley, on September 24, 2009 09:31:56
Don't believe this crap any more.
I call BULLSHIT!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 11:24:22
She loved that guy and he cheated on her and it broke up a marrage that meant allot to her. He's a jackass. It doesn't matter who you are, when that happens to you it hurts. It might just keep hurting and some things will bring back the pain.
Just proves that she has a heart. But yeah, she needs to put it behind her and find ME now so I can help her forget.
By Underpants Gnome, on September 24, 2009 15:03:38
"Due to their deep psychic and emotional love connection, Brad Pitt felt a disturbance in the soul of his one true love so he rushed to the set to console her and sweep her in his arms. And by that I mean he put his penis in Angelina Jolie"
roflmfao!!!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 16:02:06
I think her camp is trying to overshadow her movie flopping big time.
Brad has been with Angie and the kids longer that with Jen. Really Jen should move on after 5 years.
I believe she is mentally ill.
By Bll, on September 24, 2009 16:17:09
Jen is clinically insane. It's time she really seek some real help instead of some kiss up people to stroke her ego.
I use to be a fan but I have grown tired of this.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 16:25:55
Once again, Angelina makes her look like a pathetic whiny, cunt.
Beta female all the way.
By BarbadoSlim, on September 25, 2009 02:15:04
OMG I love Propecia! Yup, she & Jen need to make a visit to Mr. Chow's for a sit-down. 'Pecia'll set her ass straight!
By gigi, on September 25, 2009 06:19:51
It'll be interesting to see what happens when pitt and jolie break up in, say, about two years time (seven-year-itch and all that). You know it's gonna happen. Hollywood romance.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2009 07:30:34
Wasn't the breakup kinda Jen's fault for not wanting a family yet and Brad did?
I seem to recall reading something about that in a magazine while sitting at the physical therapist's when I was 15...
By anonymous, on September 25, 2009 07:59:09
i dont criticize her or ridicule her.....i dont tell anybody this, but its been 3 years and im STILL not over my ex..
dont know if i ever will be...
fucking SUCKS...
:(
By i feel your pain jen, on September 25, 2009 18:12:44
God, Maniston is fugly.
By Red Cat, on September 25, 2009 18:22:03
Too bad you didn't spend those three years with a dictionary #26 instead of crying like a loser. Get over it.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2009 07:23:02
Popecia died eariler this moth according to youtube...RIP BIIATCH!, she would have wanted it that way, the BIIATCH part I mean ;)
By anonymous, on September 26, 2009 09:29:40
Doesn't matter how much she smiles, her eyes always look worried and upset.
By Jan, on September 27, 2009 01:37:03
"Jennifer needs to take some advice from this young girl that had her arm ripped off her torso by a bull shark AND was out surfing in the same spot as soon as she was well enough to do so."
I'm not actually inspired by this. Who goes surfing in shark-infested waters? And then goes BACK to the same spot after getting their arm ripped off? That's not inspirational to me... just really really dumb. I mean, props to her if she has a positive attitude about it, but that doesn't mean you have to go back and give the shark seconds.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:10:40
I agree with #3..(just wouldn't do her)and oh YES you will hear it from me...lol
I just don't understand why people want to keep riding Jen when she obviously made a bad choice years ago to have been with Brad to begin with.
And BTW she's certainly not a home wrecker either.
By Dental Asst., on September 29, 2009 05:04:52
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com