This whole thing has had me laughing. I love animals as much as a reformed Michael Vick, but this is ridiculous. Obviously, the coyote did Daisy a favor.
Poor CHESTica. She obviously thinks that if she puts up enough flyers & sends out enough voicemails, someone's going to see an ACME truck, and this will lead them to Wiley Coyote, super genius. Someone needs to explain it to her, except exchange the word "LION" (make sure she doesn't think it's Pete Puma instead) for coyote. It may then become apparent how ridiculous she's being; maybe not...
omgooosh i would be heartbroken if that happened to my lil doggie, sammy. i would do everything i could to find him i love him so much . i know jessica loves her's. im sad for her!! yall are meano's!
Yeah, I know (secretly so) that it's damn near impossible that Daisy is still alive, but hey, as long as she's paying me to help find her, I'm good with that!!
Omg, I hate to say this, but what a turrible thing to have happened to poor, deluded Jessica Simpleton. Yet, at the same time, I can't help but laugh hard as some of the previous comments, particularly BukkNekkid's....LMFAO!
Give her a break... I think it is an admirable quality that she loves her dog and wants to find her. Don't hate on her, she can buy and sell your ass 100 times over, is that why you're so nasty? Please.
Thats awful! I would probably do the same thing, the dog could have maybe possibly gotten away from the coyote before getting to badly hurt. And maybe the poor things just hiding cuz its scared.
Fuck that, the dog committed doggie suicide and jumped into that coyote's jaws. Living under that vapid cunt is worse that being slowly dismembered by a rabid predator.
Dear Jessica, you are not a mom. You're a dog owner. that's pretty much the opposite of a mom. When Coyotes come take your two year old child, then we'll see how you feel. I'll bet it won't involve posters with the tag line "last seen bleeding and cursing her mother".
You idiots, Wile E. Coyote only goes after Road Runners. This was obviously done by Ralph the Coyote, while Sam the Sheepdog was sleeping. People are always getting them mixed up. Ralph specializes in killing sheep and little bitch dogs.
It's sad what happened to the dog. But damn, when your pup gets taken away by a coyote, a carnivore, I don't think that you're going to see her/him ever again. More proof that Jessica Simpson has no brains.
Come on, this is just being gratuitously nasty. Yeah, she's a moron. We knew that already. But desperately clinging to hope that your beloved pet is alive is not stupidity, it's desperation and clinging to your last shreds of hope.
If she'd have me as her man, I'd let her move into my trailer in Oklamhoma. I'd feed my queen donuts and beer, give her 10 babies and worship more and more as she gains weight. She is the apple of my eye.
If she is a mom, I wonder if she would be willing to take the place of her baby. I would personally hunt down that Coyote and pull that mutt out of its stomach/intestines/wherever with my bare hands just to make this all happen. I swear to god.
Uh Todd, the signs are not for the coyote and you are calling her an idiot? It's very possible the dog could have gotten away from the coyote and someone found it. You are just so excited about bashing someone that you don't stop to think.
I like Coyotes. Coyotes have doubled their range since the arrival of European settlers, taking advantage of the rodent buffets. (ie: human settlements)
Hats off to the coyote for making the best of it! :)
Jessica Simpson? DE-evolution in the face of adversity.
Dearest Jessica,
Your dog WAS the physical equivalent of a squirrel. Coyotes eat squirrels. Your dog is not missing. Your dog is four piles of coyote shit by now.
Get over it, get a new dog, and get a leash....
(That was the actual email I sent to the 'cause'...)
Fuck this famewhore and this week's attempt to keep the family name in the news.
Not a Jessica fan at all, and there is probably little chance that her doggie is still alive, but it is SOO sad. I have a doggie and so I feel so bad for her! It remindes me of when Ron Burgandy's dog is kicked over the railing into the water in Achor Man. Your laughing because its hillarious, but also a little bit sad :(
Oh come on, this is f'in horrible! This poor girl. She may be dumb, but god her life is in the shitter and the one little animal who has been there through it all... to know it came to such a horrific end? I'd have a hard time with that, too.
I don't care HOW stupid it is, I may do the same thing. I just wouldn't feel okay with wtching the thing run off in the distance and be like "so long, daisy." you know? I'd want to make SOME effort. I mean, thecoyote did have to run through suburbia after leaving her yard before finding a peacful place in the woods. Chances are slim to none I know, but any hope to hold onto...
Relax! I heard from an insider that Daisy isn't dead at all. She staged her own abduction because she was sick and fucking tired of being used as an accessory and being stuffed inside of a purse all damn day. Now she runs free and gets a good dicking from an entire pack of coyotes every night. Let's be happy for her.
#44, please. Her life is not in the shitter! So, she got dumped by Tony Homo...in due time, she'll realize that was the best thing. As for the dog? Yes, it's sad, but shit, IT'S A FUCKIN' DOG! And yes, I'm a loving dog owner, but damn, shit happens. Put things in perspective. At least it wasn't her nephew Mowgli that the coyote ran off with (although that would have been too ironic) She's got money in the fuckin' bank, I'm pretty damned sure she's got excellent health coverage, she's young, and not half-bad looking. I'm not saying what happened wasn't tragic, but why waste time and energy entertaining the notion the dog survived? Denial is stupefying.
Well FUCK she's talking the slang word for Mexican kid not the animal. Some pet finding service, pay them $1000 to spam your neighbors & make them hate you even more than they did the dog, oops might have given the truth away.
I am the only one who thinks it's fucking hysterical that she seriously watched a coyote eat her fucking dog? I think that is far more funny than her idiocy of thinking it's alive or referring to a dog as her "child."
Chestica is a moron. I hate it if the dog was really taken by a coyote but I believe this is just for publicity or for Tony Romo to come to her aid. If Chestica is upset then I am glad, I live for her to be unhappy. She should just go away and die like animals do.
Give her a break... she is holding out hope for the dog she loved. At least it meant something to her and she doesn't just shrug her shoulders and say "OH WELL".
Thats why you get a real dog that doesn't fit in a purse. I get coyotes in my backyard all the time...I just open the door and let my dog go play with them or chase them off...his choice. At 100 pounds, he's not getting eaten by a 60 pound coyote.
59 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think it is sad...poor Daisy and Jessica. :(
By Spink Spunker, on September 16, 2009 16:24:47
This whole thing has had me laughing. I love animals as much as a reformed Michael Vick, but this is ridiculous. Obviously, the coyote did Daisy a favor.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 16:34:49
YES. You totally quoted Pet Sematary. I am yours.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 16:36:42
Poor CHESTica. She obviously thinks that if she puts up enough flyers & sends out enough voicemails, someone's going to see an ACME truck, and this will lead them to Wiley Coyote, super genius. Someone needs to explain it to her, except exchange the word "LION" (make sure she doesn't think it's Pete Puma instead) for coyote. It may then become apparent how ridiculous she's being; maybe not...
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 16:43:23
Guess I'm a Asshole then...........
Next time she sees Daisy it'll be a steaming pile of Coyote shit .
By BukkNekkid , on September 16, 2009 17:07:02
omgooosh i would be heartbroken if that happened to my lil doggie, sammy. i would do everything i could to find him i love him so much . i know jessica loves her's. im sad for her!! yall are meano's!
By sommer, on September 16, 2009 17:28:25
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 17:33:24
Sometimes dead is better! Fuckin' brilliant :)
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 17:36:54
Yeah, I know (secretly so) that it's damn near impossible that Daisy is still alive, but hey, as long as she's paying me to help find her, I'm good with that!!
By Ace Ventura -- Pet Detective, on September 16, 2009 17:47:03
Anyone else believe that the coyote is owned by the pet search company and was used to drum up business from the stupid?
By Crest, on September 16, 2009 17:54:21
I'd still fuck her silly.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 18:00:27
Omg, I hate to say this, but what a turrible thing to have happened to poor, deluded Jessica Simpleton. Yet, at the same time, I can't help but laugh hard as some of the previous comments, particularly BukkNekkid's....LMFAO!
By Pushing Daisy, on September 16, 2009 18:38:03
Give her a break... I think it is an admirable quality that she loves her dog and wants to find her. Don't hate on her, she can buy and sell your ass 100 times over, is that why you're so nasty? Please.
By EM, on September 16, 2009 18:42:08
todd, i love you. if you're ever in philly, you won't even have to buy me dinner.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 18:45:45
Thats awful! I would probably do the same thing, the dog could have maybe possibly gotten away from the coyote before getting to badly hurt. And maybe the poor things just hiding cuz its scared.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 19:03:10
She may be an idiot but DAMN she has a great rack!!
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 19:09:02
Black dog taste best. You buy black dog next time, lady?
By Not The Coyote In Question, on September 16, 2009 19:39:21
"The dingo ate your baby!" Or in this case "A coyote ate your dog!"
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 19:44:48
#14 let's take a road trip and visit todd. I'll pick you up on my way down the coast.
By Todd's BM, on September 16, 2009 20:02:35
funniest post in awhile...
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 20:35:51
If your the mom jessica that's one ugly baby you had. I guess tony didn't want to pay child support in the long run I guess. Go fuck a emo bitch.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 20:47:10
I don't wanna be buried in a pet semetary. I don't wanna live my life again...
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 21:11:21
"Carmel colored"?
Fuck that, the dog committed doggie suicide and jumped into that coyote's jaws. Living under that vapid cunt is worse that being slowly dismembered by a rabid predator.
By VeeDub, on September 16, 2009 21:16:34
Todd,THIS STORY IS SO OLD.This was on the other sites TWO DAYS AGO.
I am done looking here at this Megan Fox fan club site by her fan,Todd.
MAy I suggest everyone going to just jarred or tmz.
By Todd is day late,dolllar short, on September 16, 2009 23:16:52
Dumb, but still doable.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2009 23:51:07
People are searching kennels all over the country hoping to find a "match" and get 10 grand for her stupidity.
"Yes, your dog is here in Pittsburgh. I don't know how. You must have a really smart dog." (in contrast to you)
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 01:59:54
Dear Jessica, you are not a mom. You're a dog owner. that's pretty much the opposite of a mom. When Coyotes come take your two year old child, then we'll see how you feel. I'll bet it won't involve posters with the tag line "last seen bleeding and cursing her mother".
By anivair, on September 17, 2009 03:13:10
It was probably Tony Homo dressed up as a coyote! Beep Beep!!!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 03:34:53
You idiots, Wile E. Coyote only goes after Road Runners. This was obviously done by Ralph the Coyote, while Sam the Sheepdog was sleeping. People are always getting them mixed up. Ralph specializes in killing sheep and little bitch dogs.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 04:10:28
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
love dogs, but I live in the real world. If I saw a coyote run off with my dog, I even know it's a goner.
smack, smack, lick lips, mmmmmmmm.
By Wile E. Coyote, on September 17, 2009 04:11:56
It's sad what happened to the dog. But damn, when your pup gets taken away by a coyote, a carnivore, I don't think that you're going to see her/him ever again. More proof that Jessica Simpson has no brains.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 04:13:06
Come on, this is just being gratuitously nasty. Yeah, she's a moron. We knew that already. But desperately clinging to hope that your beloved pet is alive is not stupidity, it's desperation and clinging to your last shreds of hope.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 04:13:36
This chick is so dumb it renders her un-doable. She makes Megan Fox look like Dr. Linus Pauling for chrissakes.
By Storm, on September 17, 2009 04:16:07
rofl too funny todd
#24 go fuck yourself
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 04:19:28
If she'd have me as her man, I'd let her move into my trailer in Oklamhoma. I'd feed my queen donuts and beer, give her 10 babies and worship more and more as she gains weight. She is the apple of my eye.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 04:29:45
If she is a mom, I wonder if she would be willing to take the place of her baby. I would personally hunt down that Coyote and pull that mutt out of its stomach/intestines/wherever with my bare hands just to make this all happen. I swear to god.
By Hot Rob, on September 17, 2009 04:34:26
That dog has been consumed, digested and shat out by a coyote. I hope she reads this and cries.
By mutterhals, on September 17, 2009 04:44:22
I fucking hate little dogs. They all need to be where I am not.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 05:05:12
Sometimes dead is better. Ask Nicole.
By Cousin O.J., on September 17, 2009 05:29:16
Uh Todd, the signs are not for the coyote and you are calling her an idiot? It's very possible the dog could have gotten away from the coyote and someone found it. You are just so excited about bashing someone that you don't stop to think.
By Slick Rick, on September 17, 2009 05:53:27
I have to give you props for this one, Todd.
By Curtis E. Mayle, on September 17, 2009 06:51:21
I like Coyotes.
Coyotes have doubled their range since the arrival of European settlers, taking advantage of the rodent buffets. (ie: human settlements)
Hats off to the coyote for making the best of it! :)
Jessica Simpson? DE-evolution in the face of adversity.
Dearest Jessica,
Your dog WAS the physical equivalent of a squirrel.
Coyotes eat squirrels.
Your dog is not missing.
Your dog is four piles of coyote shit by now.
Get over it, get a new dog, and get a leash....
(That was the actual email I sent to the 'cause'...)
Fuck this famewhore and this week's attempt to keep the family name in the news.
By joejoe, on September 17, 2009 06:54:02
Not a Jessica fan at all, and there is probably little chance that her doggie is still alive, but it is SOO sad. I have a doggie and so I feel so bad for her! It remindes me of when Ron Burgandy's dog is kicked over the railing into the water in Achor Man. Your laughing because its hillarious, but also a little bit sad :(
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 08:03:28
Oh come on, this is f'in horrible! This poor girl. She may be dumb, but god her life is in the shitter and the one little animal who has been there through it all... to know it came to such a horrific end? I'd have a hard time with that, too.
I don't care HOW stupid it is, I may do the same thing. I just wouldn't feel okay with wtching the thing run off in the distance and be like "so long, daisy." you know? I'd want to make SOME effort. I mean, thecoyote did have to run through suburbia after leaving her yard before finding a peacful place in the woods. Chances are slim to none I know, but any hope to hold onto...
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 08:03:43
Relax! I heard from an insider that Daisy isn't dead at all. She staged her own abduction because she was sick and fucking tired of being used as an accessory and being stuffed inside of a purse all damn day. Now she runs free and gets a good dicking from an entire pack of coyotes every night. Let's be happy for her.
By youcandieNOW, on September 17, 2009 08:34:08
#44, please. Her life is not in the shitter! So, she got dumped by Tony Homo...in due time, she'll realize that was the best thing. As for the dog? Yes, it's sad, but shit, IT'S A FUCKIN' DOG! And yes, I'm a loving dog owner, but damn, shit happens. Put things in perspective. At least it wasn't her nephew Mowgli that the coyote ran off with (although that would have been too ironic) She's got money in the fuckin' bank, I'm pretty damned sure she's got excellent health coverage, she's young, and not half-bad looking. I'm not saying what happened wasn't tragic, but why waste time and energy entertaining the notion the dog survived? Denial is stupefying.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 08:39:30
This is coyote, reward not high enough.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 08:51:57
I would totally bang some sense into Jessica. She would love what I've got to give her!
By JK, on September 17, 2009 10:22:19
Well FUCK she's talking the slang word for Mexican kid not the animal.
Some pet finding service, pay them $1000 to spam your neighbors & make them hate you even more than they did the dog, oops might have given the truth away.
Oh yeah FIRST!
By Lolley Gagger, on September 17, 2009 11:10:51
I am the only one who thinks it's fucking hysterical that she seriously watched a coyote eat her fucking dog? I think that is far more funny than her idiocy of thinking it's alive or referring to a dog as her "child."
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:23:46
Chestica is a moron. I hate it if the dog was really taken by a coyote but I believe this is just for publicity or for Tony Romo to come to her aid. If Chestica is upset then I am glad, I live for her to be unhappy. She should just go away and die like animals do.
By AJ, on September 17, 2009 12:20:11
almost all of you are assholes. how would you feel if your beloved pet was taken like that.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:21:17
The dingo ate your baby.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 13:09:59
The capitalization of COYOTE every time for emphasis made me laugh until I cried. Damn, it's been a long day at work.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 14:00:47
Give her a break... she is holding out hope for the dog she loved. At least it meant something to her and she doesn't just shrug her shoulders and say "OH WELL".
By gmrjr59, on September 17, 2009 14:52:54
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305379,00.html
she should have had a little chat with Salmoni....if that was a baby, this would have been Darwinism at it's finest
By Todd's BM, on September 17, 2009 17:20:59
...A fucking Coyote took her DOG? How do you NOT see that shit coming?! Hahahaha.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 17:25:14
Mmmmmm, malipooo....nomnomnomnom...
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 09:35:25
Thats why you get a real dog that doesn't fit in a purse. I get coyotes in my backyard all the time...I just open the door and let my dog go play with them or chase them off...his choice. At 100 pounds, he's not getting eaten by a 60 pound coyote.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 15:34:00
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