What a horrible dress. It is too tight- see how it wrinkles across her back? It doesn't fit. What kind of designer sends a "model" out on a runway in a dress a size or two too small?
She's morphed from her slammin Daisy Dukes body into just an average female, and your normal average female can't (most woundn't anyway - that dress is hideous) wear dresses that were made for size 0 models. She either needs to hit the gym or stop trying to dress (or letting people dress her) like she still has her body from 5 years ago.
Call me sensitive but I think the time has come to leave J. Simp alone. I mean really...unlike Gwenny, Lindsay, and Paris and many of the other mean-spirited tramps on here, she hasn't done anything to hurt anyone. Am I wrong? Am I forgetting something? I mean, if this was grammar school, at this point we'd be picking on a kid everyone already picks on. Let's stick to the popular bullies.
Nice girl I am sure.. however someone who is 5.3" doesn't belong on a runway at all. I also spy a bit of sagging in the bristol region. Wrong dress, wrong idea. Leave her as a VIP guest for the show, in something that becomes 95% transparent with camera flashes. That's the ticket!
I wish she would go away..... please let the professionals do their jobs, Jess you’re not a model. You’re a stupid blonde with ZERO talent. Check out Tony's new babe, now she's model quality
Is she trying to imitate Princess Diana's coming out in that black dress the same day Charles went on BBC to admit his affair to Camilla? To Homo's "romance" with that blonde chit came out this week..suspicious.
And what's with those obscene shoes? As if she didn't look hideous enough.
What in the world? I feel so sorry for her. That dress is so completely unflattering. It's mind-boggling. Hopefully this moment is the nail in her coffin for her so-called career because it's sucking her dry. Jessica, nove to the country, marry a nice guy with a dependable blue-collar job, pop out a few kids before it's too late for even that...
"I think the time has come to leave J. Simp alone."
I might --MIGHT-- feel the same way, if she hadn't made millions of dollars off of whoring her personal life out to the media. She made a career out of playing a dumb-bitch with a hot body, and now that the hot bod is gone, she's just a dumb-bitch... So no. She put herself out there, now she can take her lumps. The public both givith and takith away.
Okay, she's pathetic and all that. But you have to admire the determination of a woman who'd appear on a fashion runway in that embarassment and platform shoes. Why doesn't that dress have a hem--is that the new trend for fall?
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhat was she modeling? Fashions for fat trannies?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:51:20
Nasty tits
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:06:53
What a horrible dress. It is too tight- see how it wrinkles across her back? It doesn't fit. What kind of designer sends a "model" out on a runway in a dress a size or two too small?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:08:07
She has cellulite on her arms.
By mutterhals, on September 4, 2009 04:09:34
She's morphed from her slammin Daisy Dukes body into just an average female, and your normal average female can't (most woundn't anyway - that dress is hideous) wear dresses that were made for size 0 models. She either needs to hit the gym or stop trying to dress (or letting people dress her) like she still has her body from 5 years ago.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:18:36
shed look so perdy in that dress with some bbq'd ribs + a bud.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:31:38
Call me sensitive but I think the time has come to leave J. Simp alone. I mean really...unlike Gwenny, Lindsay, and Paris and many of the other mean-spirited tramps on here, she hasn't done anything to hurt anyone. Am I wrong? Am I forgetting something? I mean, if this was grammar school, at this point we'd be picking on a kid everyone already picks on. Let's stick to the popular bullies.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:32:01
She sure has some flappy titties.
By coolpapa, on September 4, 2009 04:34:03
Too much sagging
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:42:07
Nice girl I am sure.. however someone who is 5.3" doesn't belong on a runway at all. I also spy a bit of sagging in the bristol region. Wrong dress, wrong idea. Leave her as a VIP guest for the show, in something that becomes 95% transparent with camera flashes. That's the ticket!
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:46:39
I wish she would go away..... please let the professionals do their jobs, Jess you’re not a model. You’re a stupid blonde with ZERO talent. Check out Tony's new babe, now she's model quality
By TO, on September 4, 2009 04:52:10
She's, like, melting or something.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:57:22
Is she trying to imitate Princess Diana's coming out in that black dress the same day Charles went on BBC to admit his affair to Camilla? To Homo's "romance" with that blonde chit came out this week..suspicious.
And what's with those obscene shoes? As if she didn't look hideous enough.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 05:20:25
What in the world? I feel so sorry for her. That dress is so completely unflattering. It's mind-boggling. Hopefully this moment is the nail in her coffin for her so-called career because it's sucking her dry. Jessica, nove to the country, marry a nice guy with a dependable blue-collar job, pop out a few kids before it's too late for even that...
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 05:38:12
I think Romo let the air out of her tits before he dumped her.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 05:38:29
The dress doesn't compliment her at all nor she the dress.
By Mr Blackwell returns from the grave, on September 4, 2009 05:43:19
Not remotely attractive. Hideous, actually. Those arms! Those boobs! The blank look of a Romero zombie.
Tony Romo is truly a homo.
By Storm, on September 4, 2009 05:59:05
she looks like a bulldog in ruffles.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 06:30:07
#7 I agree. I wish she'd stop pimping herself out and take a break. Is she like broke or something? She should have to do crap like this.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 07:16:45
WTF is up with her hair ?
She needs to wear less more often.
By BukkNekkid , on September 4, 2009 07:25:58
A model for idiocy, maybe?
By joejoe, on September 4, 2009 08:01:06
"I think the time has come to leave J. Simp alone."
I might --MIGHT-- feel the same way, if she hadn't made millions of dollars off of whoring her personal life out to the media. She made a career out of playing a dumb-bitch with a hot body, and now that the hot bod is gone, she's just a dumb-bitch... So no. She put herself out there, now she can take her lumps. The public both givith and takith away.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 08:32:35
Didn't the pompadour go out of style when Ronald Reagan left office?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 08:32:58
Okay, she's pathetic and all that. But you have to admire the determination of a woman who'd appear on a fashion runway in that embarassment and platform shoes. Why doesn't that dress have a hem--is that the new trend for fall?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 08:58:31
Hideous. I'll take them rail thin any day.
By Sandy, on September 4, 2009 09:13:38
Stupid twit. Nick Lachey was the best thing she ever had. But now he's gone, long gone and she'll just get more and more used. Thanks, papa joe.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 09:24:14
She looks like Countess Dracula in the main picture.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 09:31:18
T.O.'s chick from that reality show he had looks better than this. (The white one.)
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 09:31:38
She needs to be naked, giving random dudes blowjobs. That's about all she's good for...
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 10:06:40
I think the headline should say:
"Jessica Simpson Is A Model....With Saggy Tits"
By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 22:20:29
I had a dress just like this one. That Gabor ho tore it up.
By Arnold the tranny pig from green Acres., on September 5, 2009 02:14:57
Jesus, you guys are fucking mean!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2009 05:09:04
Jessica Simpson is a Model
I'd say more of a moo-del.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2009 11:09:55
That dress makes her look like she`s exiting a black vagina...
By Aussie Damo, on September 6, 2009 11:12:07
It's too sad to joke about...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2009 04:11:34
Leave it to Jessica to be the first gal in the trailer park to get one of them "Bump it" hair dodads. Wow. Klassy.
By OhPleaseMary, on September 8, 2009 17:13:32
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