What a dick. They make a lot of people, too. Too many, really. So the next time one of your relatives dies, remember that you can just go out and impregnate some slut so as to generate a new child, or fly over an old African woman to take the place of your mother.
Sounds like we are dealing with a five year old and when a five year old's dog dies you buy a new one and the kid is happy again. You owe me $500 for therapy now go fuck off.
I lost a few dogs I was sad for like 10mins.. They come and they go.. Sounds like Jessica just needs a man that is like a dog just sticks around for the food and doesn't talk back.. One that will just sit there and look pretty and not get annoyed at how needy she is.. She also may need a big dick in her mouth..
Come on, she's obviously not a terrible person -- just a stupid one.
Pretty clearly her entire life has been going down the tubes for the past few years, and losing her dog is probably just the straw that broke the proverbial maltipoo's back. I feel a bit sorry for her because seriously, I doubt her life as-is could deteriorate much more unless she became a junkie.
#1 - Yes, because the death of a maltipoo is comparative to the death of a human being. I'm glad you're bringing logic and reason to this argument.
By Todd, on September 22, 2009 06:43:49 --------------------------------------- Good point, Todd. PEOPLE: it's a dog. Nice to have them, but they're not people. Instead of letting some hairy mutt decide whether she will work with someone or not, she should instead GROW UP. Like a previous poster said, she's acting like she's 5 years old. Enough goo goo gaa gaa already...
Halfwits like herself spend 90% of their mental energies not dieing. (ie: avoiding getting run down by a bus, NOT drinking colourful household cleaners, etc)
Personally, I believe halfwit Jess had her head down twittering when the coyote grabbed her dog. Like a deer and her fawn...
Bottom line: Jessica Simpson has the intelligence of a negligent doe, and fingerpainting could lead to her death.
Stories like this only serve to remind us "normal" people how disconnected from reality these so-called "celebrities" are ... anyone who lets their pooch call the shots needs mental help. No wonder Asslee is looking down her big nose at her trainwreck of a sister.
That was the most backhanded quote ever. Let's summarize it, shall we? "Jessica is really sad about her dead dog. She felt really close to her. Also, Jessica is a clingy, needy loser with no hobbies and the dog was the only one who could put up with her. But she's a sweet person!"
I hope you're feeling better--I'm sure you would be if I was there to take that semen hose all over my face--and this is why we are buying cats and an English bulldog. If Leo was mortally wounded by a car, I guarantee we wouldn't get another one 3 days later!
Ps. I forgot that her movie sucked so much megadick at the box office. However, it did do well in some parts of Eastern Europe, maybe that explains your issue with the consent forms
It's a fucking dog for christ's sake! I'm amazed how many people try to take their dogs into restaurants and such and are aghast when they're told dogs aren't welcome. It's not a baby...IT'S A DOG. Keep it in the car, or at home, or on a leash outside...IT'S A DOG!
How low self esteem or lack of friends create THIS type of relationship between a person and an animal.
Fish tacos? I didn't know that you had Lindsey Lohan over last night. Ha ha. The taco is fishy, because it's smells like fish...yeah...ha. Get it? Because Lindsey's freckled taco smells like it's been in a stagnant lake. [Looks at watch nervously] Anybody watch Heroes last night?
Todd, you're a typical a-hole moron who only thinks humans are worthy of all things good. Animals are just "things" to you. You unevolved Neanderthal. May karma bite you in the ass, hopefully by a big dog!
You know, I think a good old-fashioned titty-fuck with my shlong would make her feel right as rain. Nothing like warm jizz on your face to make you look at things in a positive new light!
You are an A@#hole. Maybe you will get eaten by a coyote, and then we can all comfort ourselves with the knowledge that there are plenty of douchebag A#*holes like you out there.
I agree with #1 and #21... you are a dick. Dogs can become like family members and honestly, if they don't, you shouldn't own one. I get that they aren't human but that doesn't mean you don't have the right to grieve when one dies, especially unexpectedly. I feel bad for her, she has had some bad things happen lately. Cut the girl some slack, geez.
Geez, you guys are having a hard time with this one, aren't you? Todd is clearly not saying that a dog is a worthless lump, but that Jessica is acting like her life is over because a creature with a 10 year life span died at the age of 7. So, to review: Things < Dogs < Human Beings. Got it?
OK, so Todd isn't a dog fanatic -- not everyone is -- some people view dogs as members of their families. I'm very attached to my child, my wife and my dogs and I'd hate to lose them, but someday I will (or they'll lose me) -- the bottom-line is...everyone suffers the death of loved ones and/or pets -- however, healthy and sane people can handle it -- without going into a tailspin. She's a retarded mess who can't manage her own emotions. Todd...you're still a dick.
Alright people, if your on this site you know damn well that Todd is a dick, why else do you come here to read smartass comments that make us laugh and in a small way feel superior to these assholes that make millions for flashing their shit around. I love animals but an animal is not the same as a human life so stop comparing them. Love your dickheadness todd
I don't know about you Todd, but if I was looking for a relationship I would make sure these were some of the qualities I would look for...in her dog!!! Say what you will, but Jessica is a keeper....
"Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. Daisy ran the household. If Daisy didn’t like you, you were gone. Daisy ran the roost. Jessica is very needy. She is very clingy. She hates to be alone. Jessica smothers people."
OMG! It sounds like this dog offered herself to the fucken coyotes. Im glad all her other men had some different options after the relationship was over because otherwise they would of offered themselves to a coyote or a mountain lion in any nearby canyon.
#5 Really? PETA would Skullfuck Todd? for his comment..hmmm I donno who is the bigger idiot, you or PETA..cuz clearly..Todd was NOT the coyote that killed Matipoo...Maybe PETA would love to skullfuck that Coyote lol ps. #5 yer a hopeless idiot!
That poor dog. The only time it was let out of a giant purse was to be confused with a security blanket by needy, clingy, moron or to be eaten by a coyote.
There are lots of humans. You're just a human. Anybody who hangs with you can find another human just as good -- probably quite a bit better, actually -- if you die. So, if you die, so what? There are also a lot more websites like this one, so I can get another website just as good -- probably better, actually -- as this one if this one goes away.
Not everyone believes that dogs are easily replaced. I have two maltipoos that are my family members in every sense of the word. I'd be devastated if I lost them and they're no more replaceable than any of my family members. I get you don't get that -- but you don't need to make fun of her grief. To her, she's lost family.
I don't mind if shes clingy she can be clingy all over ME if she wants! And she can play with my cats! They love to cuddle! PLEEEESE be my girlfriend Jessica Simpson PLEEEEESE!!
Okay, so I get the point about Jessica Simpson being, allegedly, needy and reliant on her dog.
On the other hand, my dogs are my family. I have taken in abused, neglected dogs in the past too. One of the dogs I have would've been "put to sleep" at the shelter. He has really blossomed and become such a loyal, loving, affectionate, playful, happy dog. It' been fun to see his personality come out too. Not everyone has a friendship with their dogs but don't belittle those of us that do and those of us who would grieve for our doggie friends.
I can't stand Jessica Simpson but I do feel bad for her. If my chihuahua died, I would be devastated. Jessica will deal with it, give her time, and hopefully she will adopt a new dog from a shelter.
Years ago when I was a kid my dog got attack by my neighbours german shepard who escaped from it's yard. It was the most awful thing. I still cry every now and then... I have never forgot the horror of that afternoon and it's been like 20 years. Stuff like that stays with you. It's the trauma that she experienced that is awful. I wish that on no one. Todd I love you, you crack me up but you've sunk to an old time low. Grow a heart you FUCKING GRINCH!!!
Dogs are better than most people....Todd you are an idiot on this one!!!! As much as chestica is annoying as all get go, I feel bad for her on this account!
If you didn't understand the likelihood of this mass response prior to issuing the statement you must not be very intelligent. Ridiculing narcissists is applauded because it darkly criticizes those whom we hate. Minimizing the death of a lifeform that almost always is innocent, bearing none of the selfish, egocentric chracteristics of the aforementioned narcissistic celebrities, ia a relationship with which many people are familiar and have grounds to personalize; it is not applauded.
Although, if you'd like to slowly continue ostracizing yourself sentimentally from your core viewing audience by applying your sociopathy to *all* subjects without purposeful intent, regardless of its propriety, then by all means.
i have a bullmastiff too TODD (which rhymes with DOUCHEBAG), and that pup would die for me if he knew it would make me happy (it wouldn't!) money can't replace loyalty, love and companionship. DIPSHIT!
Geez Todd, your comments re the poor dog was about as suttle as a grenade in a bowl of oatmeal. WTF! Have a heart dude. Most of the celebs you write on are complete douchebags and generally suck the sweat off dead mens balls..but come now lay off the animals, they don't deserve such blatant disrespect! Keep the hating for the posers and rim jobs that unfortunatley litter this website.
y'all are some heartless bitches... acting like you came out of the womb with a heart of steel. so what if you don't have the capacity to understand how an animal can become family. that's your loss. how can you judge someone else's grief?
i like your "dickness" too but this is not that funny. even less funny are the cretins on here sucking your "dickness" as though it's a popularity contest.
all you people here saying humans are better than dogs... your lack of empathy proves all of you assholes wrong.
Hey #57...obviously you need to go fucking heart too. Go fuck your grandmother in a tree. You'd like that I'd bet. Ever see something alive ripped arpart in front of you? Then don't jugde and do us a favour and blow your insestive brains our. Fucker.
Boo hoo. You're a dick--whatever. You tell it like it is, and you do so brilliantly. Jessica Simpson is pathetic. It's too bad she wasn't drug off by coyotes instead. Spare the world, already. Fucking celebrities and their dogs, and kids and black boyfriends and false sense of importance... fuck em' all.
Maltipoo BAH. Ever see one of those? They look like an easy meal. Get a real dog. Get one that makes the next coyote run for it's life. Get one that makes the paps use the really long lens. Don't get a dog that's basic function is a clothing accessory. Kidding aside I can feel for Jes. There probably isn't much in her life that is rooted in the real world that we all live in. A dog would provide a little 'normal' in her life that she needs.
What is this, a fucking self help group or maybe a PETA meeting? This was a dog! It is now fertilizer. Period. Seriously, how many of you fucking "dog people" are busy getting your freak on with your pet? You are all a truly needy and pathetic bunch who can only increase your sense of self worth by having a dog in your life. HAHAHAHAHA I hope your dog gets hit by a car today.
OK, lets put this in perspective. She adopted the dog in 2005. Four years ago. Most of you who are complaining have had hairstyles longer than she had that dog. The low point of her life? Nick must feel real good about that statement.
Seriously Todd? Fish taco's in RALEIGH?! Tell me where! Even if they made you sick, I can still appreciate it. It's so hard to find fish tacos around here, especially grilled.
Ironically PETA won't feel too strongly about Jessica's loss because her ex-husband bought the dog from a pet store that is supplied by a puppy mill.
When my dog was murdered by my ex husband (who is now in prison for also trying to murder me) I directed my grief toward working for an animal shelter and adopted two blind dogs that noone else wanted and still have them today.
Hahah people need to GET OVER IT. It was a dog. I have owned many dogs, and have had a few die. Sure it sucks, but if you are THAT affected by the death of a dog...wow....
And for all of you calling Todd a dick, DON'T READ THIS SITE. Duh, problem solved. I bet all these headcases posting "You're a dick" comments have come back several times to see if you have posted an apology on the front page or have 'taken back' your comments.
First of all, her "friend" is probably making up most of this.
Second of all, Todd it turns out you really are a dick. I'm not sad or disappointed in you, or this site, per se. The only reason it bothers me at all is because it reminds me there are other people out there who feel the way you do: because you can buy a dog, it is a possession, not a responsibility.
We have two rescued mutts. They are not people. But we have welcomed them into our home as part of a family. In doing so, we offered them love, safety and security. Everyone knows that dogs are pretty damn good at giving love back. To me, that's better than most family members. :)
Third: When you DO undertake responsibility for a pet or person or anything living, and something happens to it, you're going to feel like shit. And guilty. Especially if you actually witness the shit going down and know that there is no way to sugar coat the horrible death that dog suffered. That would really, really suck. If you "replaced" a dog within three days of an accident, you really may have issues.
People are SO F'ing stupid now a days. IT'S A DOG!!! A Coyote Ate it!! Survival of the fittest, instead of feeling bad for a dog that got eaten by a hungry COYOTE feel bad for the dogs that get treated like children. I have both, a dog and a child and the COYOTE better eat the dog and stay the fuck away from my child!! Just sayin'!!
I lost a few dogs too... I was really depressed about it. I didn't go replace it over night like a broken CD, or lost sweater. Those dogs gave me love, and many good times. I was attached. Most animal owners are. If you can just replace your pet... you shouldn't have one.
Major animal lover here - my big dog is, in fact, licking my little dog's asshole as I type...I do cat & dog rescue, and support many animal charities (except PETA) blah-blah-blah. But again, it is A DOG and there are thousands in shelters that'll get the needle before the day's out, so go to the shelter, dumb bitch, and adopt a fucking innocent animal that needs a home!!!
I have a feeling that the only reason why some people are being dicks is because its Jessica Simpson. If this was someone who was for the most part respected and liked we would be tripping over ourselves to give our condolences. Or maybe not. This is IDLYITW after all.
Jessica needs to go away. Her father needs to stop calling the media circus every time she goes out the door, trust me, there is more important news than her and ugly gaye Ken whatever his name is
it's only a dog! it's only a dog! everyone that keeps saying this is incredibly ignorant, i am sorry...
dogs have been a part of our lives for tens of thousands of years. they were the first animal to be domesticated by man, the reason being primarily that they basically lived off the same food sources as us, hunted in the same areas, in much the same way, and in similar numbers. we had more in common with dogs back then than people today will ever realize..the presence of dogs expanded our tribal group and made it more formidable as well. dogs were our first line of defense, and fought with us in wars and skirmishes for thousands of years. most any dog today would gladly give it's life defending it's master.
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Leave Your CommentWhat a dick. They make a lot of people, too. Too many, really. So the next time one of your relatives dies, remember that you can just go out and impregnate some slut so as to generate a new child, or fly over an old African woman to take the place of your mother.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 06:33:15
Hope you are joking about your dog!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 06:37:02
Sounds like we are dealing with a five year old and when a five year old's dog dies you buy a new one and the kid is happy again. You owe me $500 for therapy now go fuck off.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 06:41:07
#1 - Yes, because the death of a maltipoo is comparative to the death of a human being. I'm glad you're bringing logic and reason to this argument.
By Todd, on September 22, 2009 06:43:49
I'm waiting for PETA to skull fuck the shit out of you for the "just a dog" comment.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 06:47:15
Hey Todd, you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from your stupid fish tacos last night if you just would purged after your binge!
By Ana and Mia, on September 22, 2009 06:50:57
I lost a few dogs I was sad for like 10mins.. They come and they go.. Sounds like Jessica just needs a man that is like a dog just sticks around for the food and doesn't talk back.. One that will just sit there and look pretty and not get annoyed at how needy she is.. She also may need a big dick in her mouth..
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:03:09
Come on, she's obviously not a terrible person -- just a stupid one.
Pretty clearly her entire life has been going down the tubes for the past few years, and losing her dog is probably just the straw that broke the proverbial maltipoo's back. I feel a bit sorry for her because seriously, I doubt her life as-is could deteriorate much more unless she became a junkie.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:04:41
#1 - Yes, because the death of a maltipoo is comparative to the death of a human being. I'm glad you're bringing logic and reason to this argument.
By Todd, on September 22, 2009 06:43:49
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Good point, Todd. PEOPLE: it's a dog. Nice to have them, but they're not people. Instead of letting some hairy mutt decide whether she will work with someone or not, she should instead GROW UP. Like a previous poster said, she's acting like she's 5 years old. Enough goo goo gaa gaa already...
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:20:07
Jessica is too stupid to have hobbies.
That's not mean, it's the blunt truth.
Halfwits like herself spend 90% of their mental energies not dieing. (ie: avoiding getting run down by a bus, NOT drinking colourful household cleaners, etc)
Personally, I believe halfwit Jess had her head down twittering when the coyote grabbed her dog.
Like a deer and her fawn...
Bottom line: Jessica Simpson has the intelligence of a negligent doe, and fingerpainting could lead to her death.
By joejoe, on September 22, 2009 07:26:46
Stories like this only serve to remind us "normal" people how disconnected from reality these so-called "celebrities" are ... anyone who lets their pooch call the shots needs mental help. No wonder Asslee is looking down her big nose at her trainwreck of a sister.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:31:00
She needs to come and see me. I would sex her up so good and so often all else wouldnt matter. Jess
Look me up baby!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:31:30
I'm thinking the poor dog threw itself at the coyote just to get away from the clingy mess it had been subjected to for so many years.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:49:51
That was the most backhanded quote ever. Let's summarize it, shall we?
"Jessica is really sad about her dead dog. She felt really close to her. Also, Jessica is a clingy, needy loser with no hobbies and the dog was the only one who could put up with her. But she's a sweet person!"
Shoot me if I ever have "friends" like Jessica's.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 07:52:57
I hope you're feeling better--I'm sure you would be if I was there to take that semen hose all over my face--and this is why we are buying cats and an English bulldog. If Leo was mortally wounded by a car, I guarantee we wouldn't get another one 3 days later!
By Todd's Wifey, on September 22, 2009 07:57:49
Ps. I forgot that her movie sucked so much megadick at the box office. However, it did do well in some parts of Eastern Europe, maybe that explains your issue with the consent forms
By Todd's Wifey, on September 22, 2009 08:00:17
It's a fucking dog for christ's sake! I'm amazed how many people try to take their dogs into restaurants and such and are aghast when they're told dogs aren't welcome. It's not a baby...IT'S A DOG. Keep it in the car, or at home, or on a leash outside...IT'S A DOG!
How low self esteem or lack of friends create THIS type of relationship between a person and an animal.
Now, if only a coyote would grab Ashlee!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:00:56
Fish tacos? I didn't know that you had Lindsey Lohan over last night. Ha ha. The taco is fishy, because it's smells like fish...yeah...ha. Get it? Because Lindsey's freckled taco smells like it's been in a stagnant lake. [Looks at watch nervously] Anybody watch Heroes last night?
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:27:55
Todd, you're a typical a-hole moron who only thinks humans are worthy of all things good. Animals are just "things" to you. You unevolved Neanderthal. May karma bite you in the ass, hopefully by a big dog!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:30:15
You know, I think a good old-fashioned titty-fuck with my shlong would make her feel right as rain. Nothing like warm jizz on your face to make you look at things in a positive new light!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:32:37
Dude, you're a dick...
By cmb224, on September 22, 2009 08:34:04
You are an A@#hole. Maybe you will get eaten by a coyote, and then we can all comfort ourselves with the knowledge that there are plenty of douchebag A#*holes like you out there.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:46:08
Um, Daisy did betray her, with a coyote! Daisy is rotting in hell as we speak, Jess.
By mutterhals, on September 22, 2009 08:54:59
todd is fuckin around u clowns....geesh
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 09:05:31
Fuck you, Todd. I was devastated when my dog died. That being said, I'll still be back because you're funny most of the time ... asshole.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 09:11:52
I agree with #1 and #21... you are a dick. Dogs can become like family members and honestly, if they don't, you shouldn't own one. I get that they aren't human but that doesn't mean you don't have the right to grieve when one dies, especially unexpectedly. I feel bad for her, she has had some bad things happen lately. Cut the girl some slack, geez.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 09:25:51
You ARE a dick. But it is just a dog. Get a new one, Jess. One that can run faster than the old one.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 09:26:20
Geez, you guys are having a hard time with this one, aren't you? Todd is clearly not saying that a dog is a worthless lump, but that Jessica is acting like her life is over because a creature with a 10 year life span died at the age of 7. So, to review: Things < Dogs < Human Beings. Got it?
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 09:28:17
OK, so Todd isn't a dog fanatic -- not everyone is -- some people view dogs as members of their families. I'm very attached to my child, my wife and my dogs and I'd hate to lose them, but someday I will (or they'll lose me) -- the bottom-line is...everyone suffers the death of loved ones and/or pets -- however, healthy and sane people can handle it -- without going into a tailspin. She's a retarded mess who can't manage her own emotions. Todd...you're still a dick.
By Harry, on September 22, 2009 09:41:21
Alright people, if your on this site you know damn well that Todd is a dick, why else do you come here to read smartass comments that make us laugh and in a small way feel superior to these assholes that make millions for flashing their shit around.
I love animals but an animal is not the same as a human life so stop comparing them.
Love your dickheadness todd
By mj420, on September 22, 2009 10:03:30
I don't know about you Todd, but if I was looking for a relationship I would make sure these were some of the qualities I would look for...in her dog!!! Say what you will, but Jessica is a keeper....
"Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. Daisy ran the household. If Daisy didn’t like you, you were gone. Daisy ran the roost. Jessica is very needy. She is very clingy. She hates to be alone. Jessica smothers people."
OMG! It sounds like this dog offered herself to the fucken coyotes. Im glad all her other men had some different options after the relationship was over because otherwise they would of offered themselves to a coyote or a mountain lion in any nearby canyon.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 10:11:33
That Coyote musta taken the shit outta maltipoo
#5 Really? PETA would Skullfuck Todd? for his comment..hmmm I donno who is the bigger idiot, you or PETA..cuz clearly..Todd was NOT the coyote that killed Matipoo...Maybe PETA would love to skullfuck that Coyote lol ps. #5 yer a hopeless idiot!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 10:18:39
That poor dog. The only time it was let out of a giant purse was to be confused with a security blanket by needy, clingy, moron or to be eaten by a coyote.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 10:22:45
There are lots of humans. You're just a human. Anybody who hangs with you can find another human just as good -- probably quite a bit better, actually -- if you die. So, if you die, so what? There are also a lot more websites like this one, so I can get another website just as good -- probably better, actually -- as this one if this one goes away.
By Arthur G. Daniels, on September 22, 2009 10:35:28
Too bad she couldn't marry it. Damn courts & their beastiality laws. They would've made a fine couple.
"I rather be a Dick than a weak ass pussy!"
By thisain'ttodd, on September 22, 2009 10:55:17
Not everyone believes that dogs are easily replaced. I have two maltipoos that are my family members in every sense of the word. I'd be devastated if I lost them and they're no more replaceable than any of my family members. I get you don't get that -- but you don't need to make fun of her grief. To her, she's lost family.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 11:00:55
I agree with #13 - dog was likely looking for an out..
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 11:02:43
I don't mind if shes clingy she can be clingy all over ME if she wants! And she can play with my cats! They love to cuddle! PLEEEESE be my girlfriend Jessica Simpson PLEEEEESE!!
By Erect, on September 22, 2009 11:37:50
Sorry about Ajax, Todd, but I must also say poor car. A bull mastiff is not to be trifled with.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 11:50:28
I have it on good advice that Todd is uglier than a dog's behind and is a 42 year old virgin.
The closest Todd has ever gotten to a girl was the drive through window at McDonald's.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 11:56:25
sounds like an addict usint a sad circumstance as an excuse to get shit faced.
btw
Jess looks like shit. Too much alcohol is ruining her proactive skin.
anything pretty girl that peaked early without much talent . . .a real cautionary tale.
By Kimberly, on September 22, 2009 12:22:07
Okay, so I get the point about Jessica Simpson being, allegedly, needy and reliant on her dog.
On the other hand, my dogs are my family. I have taken in abused, neglected dogs in the past too. One of the dogs I have would've been "put to sleep" at the shelter. He has really blossomed and become such a loyal, loving, affectionate, playful, happy dog. It' been fun to see his personality come out too. Not everyone has a friendship with their dogs but don't belittle those of us that do and those of us who would grieve for our doggie friends.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 12:25:45
Todd, you are a gift from mensa
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 12:44:58
I can't stand Jessica Simpson but I do feel bad for her. If my chihuahua died, I would be devastated. Jessica will deal with it, give her time, and hopefully she will adopt a new dog from a shelter.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 12:53:51
I like dogs a lot more than I like people. And I don't even like dogs.
By Cubs Fan, on September 22, 2009 13:07:27
Years ago when I was a kid my dog got attack by my neighbours german shepard who escaped from it's yard. It was the most awful thing. I still cry every now and then... I have never forgot the horror of that afternoon and it's been like 20 years. Stuff like that stays with you. It's the trauma that she experienced that is awful. I wish that on no one. Todd I love you, you crack me up but you've sunk to an old time low. Grow a heart you FUCKING GRINCH!!!
From somewhere in CANADA
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 14:01:55
Until she finds her dog I could possibly lick her and hump her leg.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 14:18:58
Oh great. The dog fucking brigade is out in full force on this. Looks like Jessica isn't the only pathetic one.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 14:21:49
#48-Dog fucking brigade? Man, that sounds like
one wild militia...
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on September 22, 2009 14:59:01
Dogs are better than most people....Todd you are an idiot on this one!!!! As much as chestica is annoying as all get go, I feel bad for her on this account!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 15:02:45
Well maybe if she can track down the Coyote she can have its stomach pumped and use that DNA to Grow/Clone her a New doggie !!!
LOL
By BukkNekkid , on September 22, 2009 15:46:21
you are a dick in a good way. this was funny!
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 16:38:13
You're an asshole Todd
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 16:58:45
If you didn't understand the likelihood of this mass response prior to issuing the statement you must not be very intelligent. Ridiculing narcissists is applauded because it darkly criticizes those whom we hate. Minimizing the death of a lifeform that almost always is innocent, bearing none of the selfish, egocentric chracteristics of the aforementioned narcissistic celebrities, ia a relationship with which many people are familiar and have grounds to personalize; it is not applauded.
Although, if you'd like to slowly continue ostracizing yourself sentimentally from your core viewing audience by applying your sociopathy to *all* subjects without purposeful intent, regardless of its propriety, then by all means.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 17:31:32
Well, whenever I'm bored I lonely I come here. You do it right, Todd.
To everyone else: Slowly back away from the monitor, and take a deep breath.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 18:02:13
Todd, I love you....you are hilarious! :)
By Lolablue, on September 22, 2009 18:08:47
#46...typical Canadian pussy.
"I have never forgot the horror of that afternoon and it's been like 20 years. Stuff like that stays with you."
Cripes! Was your dog attacked, or did you witness your grandmas's gang rape?
By Storm, on September 22, 2009 18:48:35
I think our empathy for other people who are in bad straits is what makes us human.
Todd has proven once again he is less than human.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 18:50:27
i have a bullmastiff too TODD (which rhymes with DOUCHEBAG), and that pup would die for me if he knew it would make me happy (it wouldn't!) money can't replace loyalty, love and companionship. DIPSHIT!
you are about as cool as a FART IN A SPACESUIT.
but you're still funny...
By rick, on September 22, 2009 21:03:13
Geez Todd, your comments re the poor dog was about as suttle as a grenade in a bowl of oatmeal. WTF! Have a heart dude. Most of the celebs you write on are complete douchebags and generally suck the sweat off dead mens balls..but come now lay off the animals, they don't deserve such blatant disrespect! Keep the hating for the posers and rim jobs that unfortunatley litter this website.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 21:30:27
y'all are some heartless bitches... acting like you came out of the womb with a heart of steel. so what if you don't have the capacity to understand how an animal can become family. that's your loss. how can you judge someone else's grief?
i like your "dickness" too but this is not that funny. even less funny are the cretins on here sucking your "dickness" as though it's a popularity contest.
all you people here saying humans are better than dogs... your lack of empathy proves all of you assholes wrong.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 22:33:49
hahahahahah this post was funny as hell!
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 00:01:57
Hey #57...obviously you need to go fucking heart too. Go fuck your grandmother in a tree. You'd like that I'd bet. Ever see something alive ripped arpart in front of you? Then don't jugde and do us a favour and blow your insestive brains our. Fucker.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 00:59:39
Boo hoo. You're a dick--whatever. You tell it like it is, and you do so brilliantly. Jessica Simpson is pathetic. It's too bad she wasn't drug off by coyotes instead. Spare the world, already. Fucking celebrities and their dogs, and kids and black boyfriends and false sense of importance... fuck em' all.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 02:45:06
Maltipoo BAH. Ever see one of those? They look like an easy meal. Get a real dog. Get one that makes the next coyote run for it's life. Get one that makes the paps use the really long lens. Don't get a dog that's basic function is a clothing accessory.
Kidding aside I can feel for Jes. There probably isn't much in her life that is rooted in the real world that we all live in. A dog would provide a little 'normal' in her life that she needs.
By Underpants Gnome, on September 23, 2009 02:56:42
What is this, a fucking self help group or maybe a PETA meeting? This was a dog! It is now fertilizer. Period. Seriously, how many of you fucking "dog people" are busy getting your freak on with your pet? You are all a truly needy and pathetic bunch who can only increase your sense of self worth by having a dog in your life. HAHAHAHAHA I hope your dog gets hit by a car today.
By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on September 23, 2009 03:51:31
OK, lets put this in perspective. She adopted the dog in 2005. Four years ago. Most of you who are complaining have had hairstyles longer than she had that dog. The low point of her life? Nick must feel real good about that statement.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 03:59:49
Seriously Todd? Fish taco's in RALEIGH?! Tell me where! Even if they made you sick, I can still appreciate it. It's so hard to find fish tacos around here, especially grilled.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 04:02:18
Its just a fucking dog.
By Mike Vick, on September 23, 2009 04:24:43
i agree... i live in ral too and i want a fish taco. no joke.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 04:35:44
Ironically PETA won't feel too strongly about Jessica's loss because her ex-husband bought the dog from a pet store that is supplied by a puppy mill.
When my dog was murdered by my ex husband (who is now in prison for also trying to murder me) I directed my grief toward working for an animal shelter and adopted two blind dogs that noone else wanted and still have them today.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:00:49
Hahah people need to GET OVER IT. It was a dog. I have owned many dogs, and have had a few die. Sure it sucks, but if you are THAT affected by the death of a dog...wow....
And for all of you calling Todd a dick, DON'T READ THIS SITE. Duh, problem solved. I bet all these headcases posting "You're a dick" comments have come back several times to see if you have posted an apology on the front page or have 'taken back' your comments.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:03:42
First of all, her "friend" is probably making up most of this.
Second of all, Todd it turns out you really are a dick. I'm not sad or disappointed in you, or this site, per se. The only reason it bothers me at all is because it reminds me there are other people out there who feel the way you do: because you can buy a dog, it is a possession, not a responsibility.
We have two rescued mutts. They are not people. But we have welcomed them into our home as part of a family. In doing so, we offered them love, safety and security. Everyone knows that dogs are pretty damn good at giving love back. To me, that's better than most family members. :)
Third: When you DO undertake responsibility for a pet or person or anything living, and something happens to it, you're going to feel like shit. And guilty. Especially if you actually witness the shit going down and know that there is no way to sugar coat the horrible death that dog suffered. That would really, really suck. If you "replaced" a dog within three days of an accident, you really may have issues.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:12:07
People are SO F'ing stupid now a days. IT'S A DOG!!! A Coyote Ate it!! Survival of the fittest, instead of feeling bad for a dog that got eaten by a hungry COYOTE feel bad for the dogs that get treated like children. I have both, a dog and a child and the COYOTE better eat the dog and stay the fuck away from my child!!
Just sayin'!!
By HMV-masshole, on September 23, 2009 07:46:44
What's the problem? It was only a dog.
By Michael Vick, on September 23, 2009 08:03:29
I lost a few dogs too... I was really depressed about it. I didn't go replace it over night like a broken CD, or lost sweater. Those dogs gave me love, and many good times. I was attached. Most animal owners are. If you can just replace your pet... you shouldn't have one.
By Greg, on September 23, 2009 08:35:20
My dog means more to me than any human being.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 11:41:14
Major animal lover here - my big dog is, in fact, licking my little dog's asshole as I type...I do cat & dog rescue, and support many animal charities (except PETA) blah-blah-blah. But again, it is A DOG and there are thousands in shelters that'll get the needle before the day's out, so go to the shelter, dumb bitch, and adopt a fucking innocent animal that needs a home!!!
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 11:53:57
I have a feeling that the only reason why some people are being dicks is because its Jessica Simpson. If this was someone who was for the most part respected and liked we would be tripping over ourselves to give our condolences. Or maybe not. This is IDLYITW after all.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 12:09:59
todd you are the man!!!
Jessica needs to go away. Her father needs to stop calling the media circus every time she goes out the door, trust me, there is more important news than her and ugly gaye Ken whatever his name is
By Nick and Vanessa, on September 23, 2009 13:50:37
it's only a dog! it's only a dog! everyone that keeps saying this is incredibly ignorant, i am sorry...
dogs have been a part of our lives for tens of thousands of years. they were the first animal to be domesticated by man, the reason being primarily that they basically lived off the same food sources as us, hunted in the same areas, in much the same way, and in similar numbers. we had more in common with dogs back then than people today will ever realize..the presence of dogs expanded our tribal group and made it more formidable as well. dogs were our first line of defense, and fought with us in wars and skirmishes for thousands of years. most any dog today would gladly give it's life defending it's master.
so go ahead and say it's just a dog...
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 14:33:41
I am eating a banana
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 07:41:29
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