37 Comments:

1. Don't click the nude spread! It's a clusterfuck of freckles!

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 03:42:23

2. #1
   
   And a clusterfuck of clusterfuck.

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 04:06:02

3. Yawwwwwwwn....

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 04:16:36

4. Ever notice that only the most fucked-up people constantly reiterate to others "words of wisdom" type quotes?

   By Viking Girl, on September 1, 2009 04:20:32

5. Hey linds, when you die, say hello to Anna-Nicole for me since she thought she was marilyn monroe too. Look how that turn out in the end. Keep tramp stamping yourself with stupid quotes from a dead actress. Your misery is very amusing to me. I'll be waiting for you, take your time. I'm very patient.

   By the devil, on September 1, 2009 04:31:17

6. Why does she always wear the expression of one who is impacted-constipated and trying to squeeze one out?

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 04:31:23

7. Wait, is that nasty breakout on her arm supposed to be the stars?

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 04:37:46

8. Kind of a redundant phrase, but what a fucking stupid tattoo. There's nothing trashier than getting all tatted up to advertise just how much of a slut you are.

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 06:04:28

9. If by "restore" she means "cut" then it's bracingly honest.

   By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 06:18:33

10. Those are "colorful stars"? I thought they were freckles. Infected freckles.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 06:32:36

11. Back in college, my roommate walked in on me while I was alone and restoring myself. It was embarrassing.

    By Gigi, on September 1, 2009 06:44:42

12. +1 for the Memento reference

    By Griffin, on September 1, 2009 07:25:18

13. #5, you may be patient, but the rest of us mere mortals are not. Please work your black magic and claim Paris Hilton, Joe Francis, Jon & Kate Gosselin, Heidi and Spencer, and Katherine Heigl as well. Please and thank you. I'll be sure to make a generous donation to the Church of Satan upon each death.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 08:06:07

14. Hey Todd, was that a "Memento" reference you just made?

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 08:19:08

15. I'll just check out the Kelly Brooke pics again and pass on these, kthxbai.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 08:26:54

16. If only she still looked that Healthy
    (as in the Pics linked)
    She'd still be semi- doable !!!

    By BukkNekkid , on September 1, 2009 08:43:02

17. Those are stars?
    I thought they were a reminder for her to pick up some Skittles.

    By Ha!, on September 1, 2009 09:16:17

18. What could be tattooed above her vagina? "Respect"?

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 09:27:42

19. Why the fuck is she always carrying so much STUFF?! a drink, 2?!! bags, cellphone...
    What on earth would this girl need to carry 2 bags for? it's not like she is a mother of two carrying around bottles and diapers, etc. I just don't understand it. She's always got tons of crap with her.

    By Kate, on September 1, 2009 09:44:23

20. Isn't this skank DONE yet ? Without a doubt the most attention for doing the least. At least the girl with the dumbass "respect" tatoo was nice to look at, at least before Francis kicked her ass.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 10:01:50

21. If LL had a tatoo above her snatch it would have to read "ENTRANCE RAMP" or maybe "CAUTION SINK HOLE".

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 10:04:31

22. If LL, Anna Nicole, and your girl Fox want to channel Marilyn so bad, why don't they just off themselves and get on with it ? They are getting ANNOYING with this bullshit.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 10:14:28

23. was that twinkle or tinkle

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 12:58:28

24. those aren't stars, they're a new mutated std that has migrated all the way from her nasty trap to other parts of her body

    By everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!, on September 1, 2009 15:05:02

25. I thought they were a reminder for her to pick up some Skittles.
    
    By Ha!, on September 1, 2009 09:16:17
    
    Nice lol

    By jimmy, on September 1, 2009 15:17:28

26. LOL at #11. ~lucia

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 15:24:07

27. 18
    
    A tat above her nasty vag? 'Respect' would be hilarious, but, something tells me that the only thing Lindsay Lohan may tattoo above her snatch by law has got to ne: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
    
    If she's classy (*laughs*) she could even go with Dante's original line in Latin - "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate".

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 15:44:00

28. The thief, wants to restore herself when she is alone with the stolen goods.
    where are the jewels THIEF?
    google this
    Lindsay Lohan is a thief, how many times she will get away with this.
    the police who investigate her must be dumb.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 15:55:01

29. I could have sworn those first 3 words of the tat were "1 million served" a la McDonalds.
    
    

    By cel, on September 1, 2009 17:01:30

30. Above her vag would be: "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you".

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 17:06:45

31. She looks ready to have a spike stuck in her wrist.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 19:23:40

32. She's such a dumbass chick; getting random stupid tattoos always helps you get work.. NOT! Then again, what do you expect from a self-hating, arrogant, delusional, lezzie coke whore...

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 19:51:07

33. Who knows what she's got in those bags but I'm pretty sure we can rule out food.

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 23:30:31

34. What the vag tat would say is moot. No one could read it due to the eye-stinging aroma of sour milk.
    
    Er, was that a bit much?

    By anonymous, on September 1, 2009 23:41:56

35. Looks like clown pox surrounding the script. She should just carry a sharpie around with her always to act on these whims. Go back to old school style, where we wrote what was in our hearts on our book covers and blue jeans.

    By Marissa, on September 2, 2009 07:02:30

36. It's sad, but this is a perfect example of someone whose life was over when she was 21.
    
    Sorry I forgot to collect her.

    By The Dim Reaper, on September 2, 2009 10:25:37

37. hahaha fukin todd BEAST MODE

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2009 19:50:25