49 Comments:

1. I'll take "Dead Speckled Whores" for $500, Alex.

   By jeditemple, on September 18, 2009 10:03:02

2. Yeah & "inside sources" are usually anybody that'll make a comment to the paps, not the media, but the papsmears as theyu'll quote anyone who'll speak to them. Believe none of what you read, none of what you hear & half of what you see (with your own eyes).
   You've been schooled by the best now get the flunk out.

   By Lolley Gagger, on September 18, 2009 10:05:16

3. That's extremely creepy/awesome - I JUST turned it to Cold Case Files and Bill Kurtis was talking about the victim's underoos! This is now easily the second best day of my life (no not really).
   
   Oh yeah, and this bitch is a fuckin' mess, etc. etc.

   By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:09:18

4. She can crash at my place. I've fucked uglier and crazier. No joke.

   By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:23:23

5. nothing gets me wet like saggy side boob and a you-missed-a-spot tan

   By Todd's BM, on September 18, 2009 10:34:32

6. Lolley Gagger, did you learn that pompous little lesson yourself, or from what other people told you to think? And is your name "Dina" perchance?

   By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:34:33

7. OK, I was part of the initial "How long will it take Lohan to be tossed in the nuthouse" pool, and the bitch never went. But this time, I feel confident that she's gonna be in a rubber room by Monday.

   By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:52:07

8. #4,LOl,,some men will f*&^ worst,as long as she has a hole.
   
   Just think how pretty this girl was a few yearsago.
   
   Can you post that pic back of her?
   Then and Now.

   By BB, on September 18, 2009 11:13:57

9. Can we just fast-forward to the Found-Dead-In-A-Hotel-Room part?

   By Cinghiale, on September 18, 2009 11:24:46

10. Hurry up and die. Wer're sick of hearing about you, loser.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 11:34:54

11. I'm hopeful she'll be able to off herself before her family gets her back in rehab.
    
    Feeling VERY optimistic

    By BarbadoSlim, on September 18, 2009 11:35:50

12. I already lost "bonus" points on Lindsay for not dying before July 1st.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 11:35:57

13. I already lost "bonus" points on Lindsay for not dying before July 1st.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 11:36:14

14. I'd still hit it. She looks like her feet and pussy smell pickled. yum

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 12:22:24

15. My God, this girl did something stupid.
    
    Stop the presses!

    By Mister Obvious, on September 18, 2009 12:49:20

16. They're going to stage an intervention, but allow Ali to hang out alone with her? How long until our society collapses into a huge blackhole of ignorant bliss? My guess, when Nancy Pelosi runs Congress.....Oh, shit! We're fucked.

    By Humpinfrog, on September 18, 2009 13:04:41

17. I give 3 to 1 odds that she'll be giving annonymous dudes blowjobs in a dark alleyway for crack money soon...

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 13:10:50

18. By the way, did anyone else notice the broken oneway sign above Lindey's head in the banner pic? Someone may want to put that in her medical report.

    By Humpinfrog, on September 18, 2009 13:18:59

19. Don't know what era Lohan that is in the pix, but I'd bang that like a hammer on an anvil.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 13:45:50

20. It's amazing how a young person can go from 20-something to 60-something in just a few years through self-abuse. She looks haggard, tired, and sick.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 15:32:17

21. 1. She has no friends....these people are in no way friends.
    2. She does not think she has a problem, so it cant be fixed.
    3. The Jews in Hollywood, look them up, give her work and have her be a guest of honor eveywhere like fashion shows.
    and 4. Everyone in the business does coke or something. Some hide it better and dont have TMZ all over them.
    
    You think any of these starlets are clean?? haha...

    By hungwang, on September 18, 2009 16:01:01

22. the only reason i don't want this chick to die is because i couldn't take all the saccarine bullshit eulogies we'll be seeing for months afterwards; telling of just how 'wonderful' & 'talented' she 'was' & how her death was such a 'tragedy'.
    
    But other than that, i wish the bitch would just hurry up & die.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 16:03:47

23. Nice; the queen of the attention whore dumbass sluts can't keep her alky leg spread ass out of bars. She's been to rehabe 3x; it's obvious she's a failure at life. What a slutty dumbass...

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 16:17:37

24. I'd cuddle her, let her cry on my shoulder, get her nice and coked up and then give her the ol' meatstick right up the rump. Fried LiLo + doggie style = a most pleasant cum enema! And what a wonderful way to start the weekend!

    By Erect, on September 18, 2009 16:40:03

25. Her inflated collagen lips look ridiculous. As if the freckles, wrinkles, and general skankiness wasn't enough.

    By Mick, on September 18, 2009 17:06:23

26. Batshit crazy but...
    
    ....cute boots!

    By That guy only ever seems to fixate on what boots they wear, on September 18, 2009 18:14:29

27. Humpinfrog - was just about to say the same thing. Mwahaha.

    By Jaz, on September 18, 2009 18:40:18

28. So Pink, Avril, AND Lindsay are all single again.
    
    I know these things are becoming passe, but does no one else see the potential for one last world-ending reality TV show? The one that bring the crazy, red, estrogen-fueled apocalypse?
    
    How long does it generally take for roomates' periods to sync up? I'm going to take a stab and guess we'd get at least two months of top-notch car-wreck TV before the End Of Days.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 19:20:41

29. God, her tits are so saggy for someone so young. What do you bet she never works out, that pretty much all she is these days is skin, fat and bones.
    
    Disgusting.

    By Arnold the Gov, on September 18, 2009 19:29:07

30. she's a used up skank i wish she'd die

    By mike, on September 18, 2009 19:42:11

31. One word: DELUSIONAL. The stupid whore actually thinks she's hot, with her nasty ass freckles, skin & bones and pukatronic droopy tits.
    
    DELUSIONAL.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 20:45:42

32. yeh! crazy like a fox. damn, i love brilliant women.

    By Herman Bumfudle, on September 18, 2009 22:23:06

33. her tits are so saggy for one ont breastfeeding for like 5 years.
    she looks like a dude w all her wrinkles

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 23:06:35

34. Looks like she has new lips. And I like the bruise on the inside of her left arm.... I wonder if she likes to be tied up during sex.
    
    I'd hit it.

    By Hates Hollywood. Lloves LiLo., on September 19, 2009 00:01:46

35. Ridiculous.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 07:33:52

36. In other related news......he is YUMMY! so smooth and shiney...i wanna touch

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 09:33:39

37. You know what's pathetic, is that she really thinks she looks good. Be honest with yourself, you would probably hit it if you were hammered, but you would be chewing your limb off in the morning. Even if she did get cleaned up, could you ever take her seriously? You know I have more respect for addicts who know who they are, and don't pretend to be normal, sober individuals; what a loser.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 15:45:46

38. she looks oddly fuckable in that pic

    By white mike, on September 19, 2009 16:27:13

39. I just lost my job and live in my parents basement. I'm not sure she's good enough for me but I'd let her suck my dick once a night for free room and board.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 20:59:42

40. how the fuck am i supposed to write more insane comments if there are no new posts?!??!?! WTF HUBBY!!!!!???

    By Todd's Wifey, on September 19, 2009 21:06:23

41. ps #9, Gnocchi a la cinghiale is my favorite tuscan dish. Nice job, you wild boar.

    By Todd's Wifey, on September 19, 2009 21:07:52

42. Loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser! Her 15 minutes of drama queen "always gotta be the center of attention" fame whoring are up. Time to go back to the gutter where you came from; take your fame whore sister & shitty mother with you...

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 21:17:37

43. She should be a poster child for DARE. Wow has she aged in the past five years. See kids, this is why you don't do drugs. Sure you're popular in highschool but at 25 you'll look like 50.
    
    I'm so with you #22. It's gonna be like Anna Nicle Smith all over again ... omg ... I need to just throw my tv out the window now and save myself the trouble later...

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 08:38:44

44. Hung Wang, I don't think I'm alone in saying you need to be hung by your wang till you bleed to death and finally STFU!
    
    Asshole.

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 08:42:24

45. It looks like she got her upper lip botoxed...ew...you need an entire facelift, bitch. My next door neighbor's hotter than you. And she's 40 with 5 kids.

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 19:34:11

46. Yeah; hung wang is more like limp wang. Just die already, loser...

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 22:11:15

47. She really should use clear deoderant.

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 22:44:03

48. 42 don't forget her father is also a loser. Thank you.

    By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 02:47:11

49. She looks like she smells.
    
    I hate this bitch. Someone needs to give this crack whore a bath.

    By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 03:49:19