The only thing keeping LaLohan upright is the massive piles of crack building up in her bloodstream. She'll be lucky to get covergirl for "Bus Station Skank" magazine. I wouldn't fuck her with Samantha Ronson's dick.
LOL- I hope this continues.Obviously everyone knows she's a whore, but I am sure the word on the street is that she has some creepy crud in the vag area.
Nom nom nom, he is hot like molten gold. A little too hirsute in places but the bod and face are fine!
Blohan? She might've been able to pull the luscious man a few years back in her "Mean Girls" days, but now it would be like agreeing to sit next to Jordan or Pamela Anderson. Diseased lumps of flesh past their prime.
He's too pale and hairy in all the wrong places. And what's wrong with a crazy chick doing something for a little (big) bit of dick? I commend her on her efforts....even though they smack of failure. Bitch should have read Seductress
Very funny. The stupid leg spread slutty whore know as WHOREhan gets shut down; he refuses to sit by a chick who would suck him off on national TV if given the chance. Hilarious...
However if you see their tweets it's always, always Lindsay tweeting Sam. Sam never replies.
Also, it's always Lindsay following Sam around or waiting on her doorstep, desperate yes.....but I think Sam is dismissive of Lindsay (who clearly has issues) and doesn't treat her that well.
I think Lindsay does this thing of chasing men for attention (because she's like that) and to make Sam jealous but still really loves Sam.
1. it's lindsay lohan. no one cares. 2.the tread had been worn off of that tire LONG before "the parent trap" (remember, disney 'star'= preschool cumdumpster) 3. 'LaLohan' is just as fucking retarded as 'WHOREhan' and most of the other posters' attempts to be clever on this site...
If you are (or have been) attracted to people of both genders, you're bisexual. If you just don't care, so long as there's someone between your legs, you're a slut, plain and simple. Why doesn't anyone make the distinction anymore?
Lohan = LOSER. She could strip naked, spread her legs & scream "come fuck me anyone!", and the overwhelming majority of guys would not take her up on it. She's that disgusting. She needs to go away already; preferably just die but disappear nonetheless...
You think she'd get the hint soon; she's basically telling dudes she'll suck their dick & they've been turning her down. We already know how disgusting she looks; she must smell like 5 day old tuna or something...
"Take not guys... this is what a guy should look like- which Im sure most of you DONT
(kinda like how you all expect women shown on here to be skinny with big tits)" (#7 and #27)
Lol - you say this like we wouldn't agree, you stupid overweight bitches. That's the difference between men and (fat) women - we don't try to justify being overweight with terms like "perfectly healthy and normal" - we know that being fat and out of shape is just that. Consider your intended quip an "irony FAIL".
#34- yes i do, but that doesn't change the fact that all of these stunted products of incest coming up with pretentious, douchey nicknames for their favorite famous retard is more stupidity than any real live person should have to deal with...
41 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGawd he is smoking hot. Lohan never stood a chance.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:26:38
The only thing keeping LaLohan upright is the massive piles of crack building up in her bloodstream. She'll be lucky to get covergirl for "Bus Station Skank" magazine.
I wouldn't fuck her with Samantha Ronson's dick.
By Buck Nekid, on September 18, 2009 08:28:07
yummy tummy. THANKS TODD! I'm "that way!"
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:52:49
niiiiice
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:54:44
Good for him.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:55:20
LOL- I hope this continues.Obviously everyone knows she's a whore, but I am sure the word on the street is that she has some creepy crud in the vag area.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:55:24
Take not guys... this is what a guy should look like- which Im sure most of you DONT
(kinda like how you all expect women shown on here to be skinny with big tits)
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 08:56:38
Lohan, your 'Mean Girl' days are over.
Seriously, she looks like shit.
By Dina Lohan, on September 18, 2009 08:58:50
Too many pubes=FAIL.
By JJM, on September 18, 2009 08:59:53
Eventually if Lezlo wants to fuck guys, she'll have to settle for Pee Wee Herman or maybe even me.
By Flounder P. Delta, on September 18, 2009 09:00:24
Yeah, she's ugly now, but I'd still fuck her.
By newamba, on September 18, 2009 09:02:13
Hot AND Australian...my very favourite combination..yummy
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 09:15:28
Nom nom nom, he is hot like molten gold. A little too hirsute in places but the bod and face are fine!
Blohan? She might've been able to pull the luscious man a few years back in her "Mean Girls" days, but now it would be like agreeing to sit next to Jordan or Pamela Anderson. Diseased lumps of flesh past their prime.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 09:30:08
So that's where Cookie Monster lives.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:05:24
So that's two (that we know of) Hollywood hunks that have refused her cesspool. Is she finally over yet?
By duder, on September 18, 2009 10:12:21
He's too pale and hairy in all the wrong places.
And what's wrong with a crazy chick doing something for a little (big) bit of dick?
I commend her on her efforts....even though they smack of failure. Bitch should have read Seductress
By Todd's BM, on September 18, 2009 10:22:04
Finally. A nekked mens. Almost. I'll take it, Todd.
Aww. Shucks. Now my panties are all wet and in a twist. A primal scream is lodged in my ready throat.
Keep up the good work, my Native American friend. Sleep well tonight knowing how many of your lady readers are well primed for action.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:23:03
/proud smirk
I have abs and pecs that good, maybe better, if that is possible. (Hard to compete with that jawline, though...)
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 10:53:32
IEAT sausgae,not fish.
Todd,thanks.This is a right step in the right direction,now,keep sending more.Uhh,I'ld love to shave him just a bit.
By Heterosexual girl, on September 18, 2009 11:09:44
I think #17 needs a good spanking and a facial and I think we should make it a team-building activity
By Todd's BM---->Todd's Wifey, on September 18, 2009 11:46:04
This is bollocks, Lindsay is gay and still very much with Samantha.
Look at their Twitters.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 13:00:07
Very funny. The stupid leg spread slutty whore know as WHOREhan gets shut down; he refuses to sit by a chick who would suck him off on national TV if given the chance. Hilarious...
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 13:13:50
'To all the ladies and the guys who are, you know, "that way"'
so...to all the male commenters?
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 14:21:53
21, gay my ass. Gay chicks don't chase that many peens. Bi certainly, but she's been after too many dudes since she got with Sam to be gay.
And like she'd twitter "Still with Sam but chasing penis cuz I miss it."
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 15:39:17
Um. Yum?
YUM.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 20:08:43
#24
Good points.
However if you see their tweets it's always, always Lindsay tweeting Sam. Sam never replies.
Also, it's always Lindsay following Sam around or waiting on her doorstep, desperate yes.....but I think Sam is dismissive of Lindsay (who clearly has issues) and doesn't treat her that well.
I think Lindsay does this thing of chasing men for attention (because she's like that) and to make Sam jealous but still really loves Sam.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 04:01:31
hahahhah #7! SO TRUE!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 04:45:18
damn he's fucking hot - love True Blood, too
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 15:38:38
1. it's lindsay lohan. no one cares.
2.the tread had been worn off of that tire LONG before "the parent trap" (remember, disney 'star'= preschool cumdumpster)
3. 'LaLohan' is just as fucking retarded as 'WHOREhan' and most of the other posters' attempts to be clever on this site...
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 16:43:04
If you are (or have been) attracted to people of both genders, you're bisexual. If you just don't care, so long as there's someone between your legs, you're a slut, plain and simple. Why doesn't anyone make the distinction anymore?
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 16:53:52
Lohan = LOSER. She could strip naked, spread her legs & scream "come fuck me anyone!", and the overwhelming majority of guys would not take her up on it. She's that disgusting. She needs to go away already; preferably just die but disappear nonetheless...
By anonymous, on September 19, 2009 21:20:19
omg i'd fuck that silly
By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 07:00:46
We need more posts like this.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 11:30:57
#29, you need to get laid; at least they're trying to come up with creative things to say. #29 is just bitching like a twat...
By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 17:34:04
You think she'd get the hint soon; she's basically telling dudes she'll suck their dick & they've been turning her down. We already know how disgusting she looks; she must smell like 5 day old tuna or something...
By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 17:36:07
His body is amazing. Guys, you should all strive to make your bodies look exactly like this. His face is meh though.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 02:18:42
"Take not guys... this is what a guy should look like- which Im sure most of you DONT
(kinda like how you all expect women shown on here to be skinny with big tits)" (#7 and #27)
Lol - you say this like we wouldn't agree, you stupid overweight bitches. That's the difference between men and (fat) women - we don't try to justify being overweight with terms like "perfectly healthy and normal" - we know that being fat and out of shape is just that. Consider your intended quip an "irony FAIL".
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 03:03:41
I think I'm frigging pregnant now.
By mutterhals, on September 21, 2009 04:39:05
#37
You don't try and justify it, you (males) just don't take as near as much shit for it.
Compare how many posts of the now fat K-Fed to the tons of Kelly Clarkson posts.
I rest my case.
Fat arse.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 12:29:26
#34- yes i do, but that doesn't change the fact that all of these stunted products of incest coming up with pretentious, douchey nicknames for their favorite famous retard is more stupidity than any real live person should have to deal with...
sincerely yours,
deez motherfuckin' nuuuuuuttzzzz
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 17:12:09
<3 Jason Stackhouse <3 :)
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 05:31:07
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