60 Comments:

1. Um Todd not funny comments...

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:37:14

2. Todd, Fuxin yer daughter is Never rite..I hope you know that when you do become a father..so You justification is unfounded and sadly NOT funny. Doin' everything for a Rise..has its price..i hope you're ready to pay for it ALL.
   Ps. Maybe all the UGLY thoughts a guy has goin thru his head..shouldn't ALL be blurted out at once....cuz yer officially in the same category aS [ Garrido ] the guy who thought He could steal a kid and turn her into a sex slave..for 18yrs.. Future of Tood = Garrido??

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:38:31

3. Todd, Fuxin yer daughter is Never rite..I hope you know that when you do become a father..so You justification is unfounded and sadly NOT funny. Doin' everything for a Rise..has its price..i hope you're ready to pay for it ALL.
   Ps. Maybe all the UGLY thoughts a guy has goin thru his head..shouldn't ALL be blurted out at once....cuz yer officially in the same category aS [ Garrido ] the guy who thought He could steal a kid and turn her into a sex slave..for 18yrs.. Future of Tood = Garrido??

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:38:33

4. Todd, Fuxin yer daughter is Never rite..I hope you know that when you do become a father..so You justification is unfounded and sadly NOT funny. Doin' everything for a Rise..has its price..i hope you're ready to pay for it ALL.
   Ps. Maybe all the UGLY thoughts a guy has goin thru his head..shouldn't ALL be blurted out at once....cuz yer officially in the same category aS [ Garrido ] the guy who thought He could steal a kid and turn her into a sex slave..for 18yrs.. Future of Tood = Garrido??

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:38:34

5. This now concludes the "It Ain't Just Rednecks From Mississippi Who Bang Their Daughters" seminar. Coffee and doughnuts will be served in the lobby.

   By JJM, on September 23, 2009 05:40:26

6. kick back #2-4, you comment will be posted shortly after youre done typing!
   
   uuum, that story is gross.no matter how hot your daughter, or son for that matter, is YOU SPAWNED THEM!!! its not ok in any sense of the word to have sex witht em!
   
   sickos!

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:45:39

7. omg.... thats hot! hehe uh no.

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 05:56:10

8. what if 'yer daughter' is really, really hot?

   By XIII, on September 23, 2009 06:01:05

9. Jebus, that dude was a reprehensible piece of trash. He's burning in hell right now, that's for sure...

   By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:20:28

10. Good thing he's not alive right now; I can just imagine his excuses in court. "The drugs, they made me do it".
    
    Sad thing is, because of our sick celebrity insane culture, if he was on trial in Hollywood, he'd probably get away with it...

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:23:21

11. Christ, you are twisted. And you crack me right the hell up.
    
    

    By jenny, on September 23, 2009 06:39:21

12. No wonder she did drugs after getting a deep dicking from Lee Van Cleef with a mullet.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:40:06

13. I have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to some sick shit on the web, but reading this after a mocha-latte-double-espresso-sugar-free-venti gave me heartburn and made me nauseous. This is downright sick. I wonder what bullshit the late night shows will come up with after this, or the backlash alone Mackenzie will be getting from her family and friends. Or is it all about selling the tell-all and making some quick cash for more blow? Sick..sick...sick.

    By cinco, on September 23, 2009 06:50:32

14. I can't believe that someone would be so desperate for relevancy that they would actually admit that they had sex with their pappy. Erp.

    By mutterhals, on September 23, 2009 06:52:03

15. As a hilarious blog writer, is it rough to take a critique from someone who spells like they have the propensity to fuck their own daughter?
    
    Since when does IDLYITW have taste or mores? I thought that was why we all gathered here today....
    
    And, in the words of one (hopefully untouched) Phillips daughter:
    someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye....
    
    Sorry about your life, MacKenzie.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:55:08

16. Okay so that's absolutely horrid and foul. But...why does she feel the need to tell everyone? I mean, isn't that what therapy is for? For example. If Mackenzie worked in an office, and had this breakthrough in therapy, do you think she would call a meeting to let all her coworkers know? I don't understand why celebrities feel they must spew all their shit forth. I get that she's not ashamed, she doesn't want to keep it a dirty secret, yadda yadda. So tell those you KNOW and who know YOU. Those you are close to. most people who are not celebrities find that cathartic enough.
    
    I feel very sorry for her, don't get me wrong. That man is burning in hell for sure.
    
    

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:56:57

17. This girl is a habitual liar and drug abuser. Everyone knows that. Add compulsive spender running out of money. What could she write in a book that we didn't already now? Her life as a drug addict wouldn't sell. Concensual sex will. I would take anything this dumb bitch claims with a grain of salt.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 06:59:20

18. todd i love you.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:18:04

19. You can't rape the willing.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:20:55

20. I thought this was pretty funny.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:24:49

21. Suddenly the Lohans's are looking like model citizens.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:27:37

22. ewwwww....even though she's probably full of dooky and is just trying to sell books...just the thought of this is nasty.

    By Judy, on September 23, 2009 07:32:42

23. I'm with #17. It's easy to take a shot at a dead guy who can neither confirm nor deny this skank's allegation. Way to try and sell books...

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 07:56:40

24. Beautifully done, Todd!

    By fubar, on September 23, 2009 08:06:35

25. Jeez, you'd think he did something wrong.
    
    

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on September 23, 2009 08:12:38

26. I'm with #17 on this one. I call bullshit.
    The fact she says it later became "consensual" proves it's bullshit.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:15:25

27. There's a reason I'm your BM and this is it.
    

    By Todd's Wifey, on September 23, 2009 08:33:16

28. Hmmm. Normally so funny. I think that one crossed the line. Nope. I'm wrong. That one definitely crossed the line

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:33:43

29. I'm always amazed by the sight of people who came to this site and act offended.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:34:58

30. Agreed, #17. She needs the money. She'll print anything at all to keep her drug habit going. I find it beyond hilarious that her BFF Valerie Bloatinelli joined her on stage for moral support. (Ha ha ha ha! MORAL. I make me laugh sometimes.) I wonder what "book" the erstwhile Mrs. Van Failen has up her size 18 sleeve.
    
    Next month on Oprah, Valerie presents her latest memoir: "The True Story of Wolfgang Lee Roth: I Don't Feel Tardy". That Jenny Craig membership doesn't come cheap, folks.

    By Schneider, on September 23, 2009 08:35:59

31. "he's the father of Bijou Phillips and the hot one from Wilson Phillips and he raped Mackenzie"
    
    You are sick!

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:43:42

32. So let me get this straight...her dad raped her AND later on they continued to have consentual sex? Or he raped her AND then she brushed it off as consentual that one time because they where both blacked out?
    
    Holy shit! True or not its fucken sick. Thanx Todd for making me throw up a little after bfast. It saved me from having to stick my toothbrush down my throat.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:45:31

33. I agree with 16 & 17.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 08:54:27

34. Wait, just f*cking wait...............there is no such thing as a sugar free mocha latte

    By SBUX Guy, on September 23, 2009 09:05:11

35. She should have kept that secret to herself...

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 09:18:06

36. Well, you know how the sayin' goes..
    
    Incest is best.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 09:20:51

37. How the heck did he get past her horsemouth?

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 09:30:15

38. Actually it became "cornsensual" when her dad couldn't take it anymore and had to face her away.

    By the Actually guy, on September 23, 2009 09:37:41

39. I guess "go where you want to go, do what you want to do" takes on a whole new meaning..

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 09:54:55

40. And THAT is why crack is whack kids.

    By Amanda-La, on September 23, 2009 10:13:16

41. Todd, you and JJM just became my new personal heroes. You are the fuckin' best, man. Thanks for the awesome laugh(s).

    By Riley, on September 23, 2009 10:29:43

42. "This now concludes the "It Ain't Just Rednecks From Mississippi Who Bang Their Daughters."
    
    Hey, F*CK YOU, JJM (#5). I'm sick of people bashing Mississippi because you think it's the hip thing to do. If you had ever been here, you'd find that the South is a decent place to live. So leave your preconceptions at the state line and see for yourself.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 10:42:36

43. Sorry but she would have dropped this bomb long ago if it were true. She has nothing left to shock with and she needs to sell a book and get on the BIG O's show

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 10:51:17

44. Woah a guy rapes his daughter and some people here a blaming the daughter? E.g. #17 attacking her for talking about it. But you're not attacking her father? Nice.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 11:12:31

45. I'm always amazed at how self-righteous all those celebrity gossip sites are. Hey people, this is just a big publicity stunt. When you're a Z-lister and desperate for attention there's nothing like a juicy rape, incest or child abuse story to gain the taloids' interest. But the tune is getting so tired... :-(

    By Apsara, on September 23, 2009 11:17:05

46. Agreed, the dude was an idiot, he COULD have incested with the hot one from Wilson Phillips.

    By BarbadoSlim, on September 23, 2009 11:32:43

47. Incest is flat-out wrong, PERIOD! The fact that this happened makes me want to throw up a lot! That guy's burning in hell for what he did. No excuses at all.
    
    BTW Todd: Even if he did the same thing to Bijou Phillips or Chynna Phillips, it would still be gross. It's not even funny at all. What has this world come to!?

    By MPT, on September 23, 2009 11:46:13

48. So when I first read this, I was tempted to shitcan the 20th Century Masters cd of the M's & P's I bought from the bargain bin at Wal Mart a couple of weeks ago, then I realized that #17, 23, 26, etc. are probably right on. STFU, you old hag. You were always the "ugly" sister on ODAAT, anyway. I do agree, however, that John was a major dick - your assigned reading for today is to Google how he treated his ex Michelle, and how he behaved at their Rock N' Roll HOF induction. Major-Ass-Prick. Yea. Daughter-fucker, I seriously doubt it. They all owe their fucking lives to Momma Cass anyway. She made that fucking group. Rock on...

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 11:47:22

49. I'd knock the dust off Bijou though, she's a fuking hottie!

    By LolleyGagger, on September 23, 2009 12:08:36

50. Good one, Todd.

    By Cubs Fan, on September 23, 2009 12:17:34

51. I wonder how many can fit in her shoes and still walk.............even if only one person does it's worth it to her (it seems) to let them know they are no alone.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 12:21:43

52. #44, I wrote comment #17. I didn't attack the daughter or blame her. I also DID attack the father by saying he was burning in hell. I just don't know WHY, and I STILL don't know why, she feels the need to be validated by a world full of people she doesn't know. If you have an answer, feel free to give it. I mean, I GET that she had a secret she lived with and wanted to get it off her chest. But does she have to do it to the whole damn world? Isn't it enough to make sure those people I know and who know me are aware of what I've been through? I don't need to make sure all my neighbors know, or everyone I work with, or...whatever. And check out the rest of the comments--there's PLENTY attacking the father.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 14:27:55

53. Makes me look at Bijou's "Daddy" tattoo in a whole new way.
    And I think it is sad that everyone seems to be saying it is all MacKenzie's fault. That is one reason why this sort of thing continues to go on - because of the blame the victim mentality and asking for their silence.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 19:19:12

54. your joke at the end... not funny. and if you seriously think about it, he probably preyed on her since he knew she wasn't the 'hot' one. it's beyond obvious he took advantage of her.

    By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 20:00:30

55. ew.

    By rachel, on September 24, 2009 15:39:04

56. And the thing is,
    
    Nobody cares what ELSE is in the book!!!!!!!
    
    Her cure for cancer she came up with.
    The secret to feeding African hungry.
    Her solution for global warming that will also feed starving African children.
    Her mid-east peace plan that both Israel & the terrorists agree on.
    
    None of this was brought up on Oprah OR Larry King
    
    What an unjust world!
    
    After all that this fine woman has done for the world. This is what she will NOW be remembered for.
    
    
    (Me, I would have asked her to bring Vallery Bertonelly over. At any time in the last 30 years I would rather have done her than MacKenzie.

    By Wendel, on September 25, 2009 13:08:53

57. The family that plays together, stays together!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2009 17:43:52

58. Man, everyone acting offended should shut the f* up, what's wrong with you prudes?
    
    It's a joke, a good damn one, Todd is just saying her sisters are hot, not that they should be raped. The motif was just relevant and relative with the news.
    
    You guys who feel "nauseous" (sissy) should go watch Oprah and feel good with yourself.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2009 06:53:51

59. come on, people, bust out your critical thinking skills, or at least, your calculators.
    
    he didn't 'prey on' mackenzie because she wasn't the hot one. chynna was only 10 and bijou wasn't even born at the time he allegedly first raped a 19-year-old mackenzie.
    

    By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 11:07:29

60. #42-
    
    It's OK, let people think what they want about the South, because we know the truth, and if they think it's such a bad, backward place, then they'll keep their carpetbagging Yankee asses up North where they belong. Let them think they've got something and are better than us if it keeps them the hell outta here.

    By RedneckRivieraGirl, on October 14, 2009 09:16:01