35 Comments:

1. Aw, come on now. I was like 12 when that song came out, and we all were dressing as Madonna on Halloween. What's a bigger tragedy is she does not let the girl get her eyebrows plucked.

   By Natalie, on September 3, 2009 05:13:49

2. Oops, just looked it up. I was 9 when that song came out, and we were dressing like Madonna for Halloween. Okay, maybe you're right, it's disturbing. ;)

   By Natalie, on September 3, 2009 05:32:54

3. Madonna is the greatest parent this side of a patriarch grizzly bear!

   By joejoe, on September 3, 2009 05:33:37

4. It's Madonna's way of saying "Hey remember when I was relevant?"

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 05:55:51

5. I predict Madonna will kiss her daughter Britney style on stage. You know, just to be ironic.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 06:00:00

6. A long time ago,I made a decision not to make any children,and thus refuse to add to the number of today's genetic misfits.I look at so-called 'mothers' like Madonna,Kate Gosselin,etc.,and I feel more vindicated every day that I made a very smart decision.

   By JEREMY, on September 3, 2009 06:31:42

7. that chick has eyebrows like R Lee Ermey

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 06:37:17

8. She's about ready for her daddy to break her in.

   By Miley Daddy's Girl, on September 3, 2009 06:45:15

9. just so fucked up.

   By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 06:54:13

10. Wow, you can actually see the "beauty spot" through her mustache.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 07:10:15

11. #4; right on the money!
    #7; Choke yourself private Pyle!

    By x24, on September 3, 2009 07:26:36

12. Madonna as well as britney as well as paris and demi moore all uses kabbalah as magic.
    search the truth about those ho's
    a 12 years old dancing like a virgin, instead of learning how to read and write in school.
    Madonna is the devil himself.
    Boycott the bitch and her kind, she has done nothing to the world but bitching and showing off her old pussy to make money, her religion is money and satanism.
    this woman must be stopped, using her fame to stir conflicts around the world, time to put Jesus dick in your fucking mouth whore.
    Jesus and Maria and now Kabbalah magic. beware of the witches and sorcery they use to make them famous.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 07:27:22

13. Wonder how long it took to train those caterpillars to stay in place on her forehead ?

    By BukkNekkid , on September 3, 2009 07:32:34

14. Wow #12, I can't stand Madonna either but wow. Maybe you should smoke a bowl and chill out.

    By chillin, on September 3, 2009 08:00:01

15. I'm so sorry.... the mom in me is just concerned at the fact that Lourdes already has boobs and knows (shows) it. At 12, the only way my friends and I had anything protruding off of our chest was if we stuffed our mom's bras with socks....

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:04:00

16. I heard madonna almost fainted last night at one of her concerts. I'm thinking maybe it was a heart attack. Train harder madonna, your still alive.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:14:08

17. Why don't I take a seat right over there.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:21:51

18. She needs to style her hair and pluck her bushy eyebrows.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 08:22:03

19. ITS A CHILD ! COME ON!

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 09:24:17

20. Why does no one mention the horrendous name given to the poor child. Lourdes? Really? That alone should be child abuse.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 09:26:16

21. Of course. Dressing up like your iconic mother for one photo shoot precludes learning, socialization, etc.
    
    Lighten up, fuck holes.

    By Corrina, on September 3, 2009 10:03:52

22. You know, I'm gonna take a pass at being snarky on Lourdes, she's only 12. Who the hell had any sense at that age? As for her eyebrows, well...they've looked worse. She's got the rest of her life to pluck away. Personally, I think she's going to grow up to be a beautiful young lady, even if her mother is Madonna. Let's all remember that we had no choice in picking our parents!

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 10:08:30

23. I'd hit it.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 10:30:21

24. Lourdes looks much better than her mom did at that age, even though she obviously looks like her mom the best features came out on Lourdes, gonna be a real stunner next couple of years.
    If the eyebrows are any indication and they usually are, she's got a fantastic pubush down under & a treasure trail to lead you there.

    By Lolley Gagger, on September 3, 2009 10:38:04

25. Lourdes is pretty, she just needs some touching up.
    
    By the way, what self-respecting 12 year old holds hands that much with their own mother? Seriously?

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 11:46:51

26. Poor Madonna. It must be tough trying to establish a relationship with God while at the same time being a narcissistic, attention-hungry, whore.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 13:11:41

27. I'm thinking Lourdes can hook up with Lezlo for a hard-core video.

    By Dina "Mom" Lohan, on September 3, 2009 13:36:06

28. 6, are you admitting you're a genetic misfit?
    
    1, she won't let her daughter get her brows plucked because she knows Lourdes is already more sexually appealling than a gaptoothed piece of stringy gristle. She'd make the girl wear a burka if she could. Of course, certain cloven-footed animals are also more sexually appealing than Madonna, so it's a lost cause.
    
    25, a 12-year-old who's hoping for a big bundle of inheritance money when mommy gets an aneurysm while lifting her own body weight. Any year now.
    
    20, it's doubly stupid because Lourdes isn't a person name, it's a place name; it's the name of a town. So she's basically being as obnoxious as those celebutards who call their kids "Bronx" or "Paris."

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 13:37:15

29. Finally someone did something about that childs monobrow... who the hell cares what she's wearing as long as she doesn't look like Bert.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 15:11:34

30. Are we sure she's 12? Because it seems like she's been 12 for about the past five years. I was pretty sure she was about 15. Not that that makes this much better.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 17:00:43

31. #12 - I am pretty sure I agree with you for the most part, but you still pretty much scare the hell out of me.
    
    

    By jenny mo, on September 3, 2009 18:12:46

32. Madonna is a piece of crap. I'm not surprised that she encourages her 12 year old to dress like a whore; it's what the arrogant, stringy, grisly, crypt keeper looking bitch knows best...

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2009 18:17:25

33. Yup, she'll be 13 in October according to the wiki. To all the people claiming she looks prettier than Madonna, are you nuts? This girl got her looks from her mother and that ain't a good thing. Look at Madonna when she was younger, if she didn't shave her face she'd look like a gorilla. Sadly Lourdes is the same.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 07:40:53

34. This girl actually looks more like her Daddy.

    By anonymous, on September 6, 2009 22:51:10

35. Wow, how some people can be so angry with a child, I don't get. She's a little girl playing dress up like her mommy. Who cares? It's probably tons of fun for her. And why on earth would we comment on her looks or her tits? She's a kid, a non famous kid, who unfortunately has Madonna as a mother.
    By the way the name Lourdes has the same root as Lauren and Laura- so Paris and Bronx are waaaaay more retarded names.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 11:59:48