Personally, I don't think it has much to do with her as it has to do with the awful writing. Actors can only make a piece of shit look so good. However, if she would have shown her breasts it probably would be doubled.
Todd, I can't believe it. You're finally coming to grips with your megan fox addiction. Good for you!
He's an amazingly hot piece of ass, but doesn't have ANY acting talent; like that letter said, her acting is "cringe-able". She CAN'T carry a film by herself. Best thing to do is put her in films that have actual actors; just prop her up in a corner wearing something skimpy, and the film will do well...
Megan, it's time to visit Dr. Goldstein and get 400CCs of saline goodness in that skinny frame of yours, because this acting thing isn't working out. Your mainstream sex appeal is as fake as your face, so your only option is full-on hardcore porn. San Fernando Valley, get ready for Megan Fuxxx!
As those have mentioned above, it's pretty bad when your movie gets whipped by a pre-menopausal rom-com. What's even worse is when your movie gets whipped by a minstrel show that's already in it's second week at the box office.
I watched her on Conan last Thursday, and she actually seemed pretty cool. I didnt notice any I'm stupid upchuck on her anyway. And the fact that she stayed out there for the next guest tells me she hasn't got to big of a head yet. If she took some acting classes she could probably make a pretty decent career, otherwise I think in about a year they'll be doing a "Where are they now" show on her, cuz sorry guys I don't think this chick will ever do porn.
Something is seriously lacking with this chick. And somehow what she lacks comes across much more strongly than what she's got. Her dismal box office numbers reflect this disconnect. The public has spoken! Fox officially SUX.
#11: i thought she already had implants, doesn't she?
Diablo Cody is an overrated and overexposed 'writer' who got lucky off of a poorly written script that was just barely controversial enough to draw public interest. I can't imagine that this movie was easy to puch on the studio execs without saying Megan Fox, girl on girl kiss, and almost topless. Honestly, it's like everything she writes draws from her years as a fug stripper.
I think you're missing the point. It's just a dumb idea for a movie written by a crappy writer. If Angelina Jolie played the role it wouldn't have made more than 8 mil. If it was some no name hot chick it wouldn't have cracked 1 mil. You can use the movie to hate on Diablo Cody, but not Megan Fox.
Come on, her lack of talent is what makes her hot. We should all be happy about this - more box office bombs = quicker transition to porn. Except...that soiled piece of toil paper coming in at #4? Ladies, this is why we TRY to hit your eyes with stinging salty semen.
I like it when movies like this bomb. It looked like a shitty movie and it totally got what it deserved. As for Megan, she needs to do her time and earn her way to the red carpet. She has little range and it shows. A handful of these movies will only earn her way to the Sci-Fi Channel movie of the week. Oh, I'm sorry -- I meant to use it's new homosexual name "SyFy Channel."
If thousands of teenage boys are yanking to this somewhat bizarre and challenged intellect we may need some form of federal regulation of her movies. It takes a village, after all.
It's a teen comedy. You'd have to be a moron to expect a large turnout for this one. And of course she probably can't carry a blockbuster by herself yet and so what? She needs more movies where she's a second "star" on a show like in Transformers. Put her in the next 007 movie opposite the main actor. It'll do her wonders.
it was supposed to be cheeky and silly, and it was. i saw it last night, i was entertained. i still don't think she's over, yet. i want to see her act in a better movie. she'd be stupid to try to be a method actor in JB. come on now ppl. AND i thought she did pretty good, she had me laughing.
I agree with #29.I saw it too. I didn't have the highest expectations, and it was lousy acting, but I still had fun. I don't think it was suppose to be some colossal movie that would be up for academy awards. Just a teen flick to expose young actors. Although, I do think she is overrated. I don't think she has much to bring to the table other than her looks.
Yep, it sucks for her ( maybe not, I don't think she really cares) that the movie flopped. However, with Aniston, she's an established actress and she's bombing. Her last movie Management was a bomb. There are some well acted movies that bomb at the box office, Love Happens wasn't one of them. Megan is just starting, but Aniston is a seasoned ( not well) actress who hasn't gotten the clue that her rom-coms are played out. She should be boring even herself. Her movies are as dull has her life. What have you seen Aniston do other than make movies and lay around pools in her bikini? No wonder she can't keep a man. Most guys like to led ACTIVE lives. At least Megan has time to develop her acting chops, IF someone give her a chance in a movie with a GOOD script.
#32--O-H !!!!!! =) Todd, I can't help it, Megan does not have a classy face, she looks like she should be a waitress at Chuckee Cheese, and I just can't take my love for her to the next level because of it. On the other hand, my growing distaste for her does not inhibit my desire to have you fuck me senseless 5x daily, so I think we all win.
People just come to this blog to vent their frustrations with their lives. Most are probably stuck in their cubicles for 8 hours a day, so they hate everything and everyone.
44, you're a virgin aren't you. Because there is no way a guy who gets laid regulary can get so angry about an actress. A hot actress. All because she's famous and popular because of, well, nothing really, just good looks. I mean, who gives a shit. Find yourself a hot/not so smart girl like Megan and enjoy some life.
I am amazed. I know she has no talent and when the looks fade in two or three years she will be yesterday's news, but I thought her demographic alone would pull in more for the opening weekend. What were all the teen boys doing this past weekend???
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Leave Your CommentToo bad high school cheerleader outfits look NOTHING like that. Diablo Cody, even Megan Fox in that outfit couldnt save your shitty movie. LOL.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 04:53:34
ps - I just saw that the crappy Jennifer Aniston flick beat this. Ouch.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 04:55:58
If a Jennifer Anistan romcom beats your movie, you know it sucks.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:09:11
Personally, I don't think it has much to do with her as it has to do with the awful writing. Actors can only make a piece of shit look so good. However, if she would have shown her breasts it probably would be doubled.
By infamous, on September 21, 2009 05:09:59
Todd, I can't believe it. You're finally coming to grips with your megan fox addiction. Good for you!
He's an amazingly hot piece of ass, but doesn't have ANY acting talent; like that letter said, her acting is "cringe-able". She CAN'T carry a film by herself. Best thing to do is put her in films that have actual actors; just prop her up in a corner wearing something skimpy, and the film will do well...
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:16:46
Megan Fox can go suck DICK now..Cuz her movie SUX balls..hahahaha
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:17:05
At least Professor Whoreface didn't open her mouth to speak. Everytime she does, she pukes "I'M STUPID!" all over herself...
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:18:53
Watch people as CoolPapa now splashes merrily in Megan's bitter tears of pain.
By coolpapa, on September 21, 2009 05:44:40
how sad... (not really), but I'm going to make myself popular and scream: MORE OF MEGAN FUX, PLEASE!!!
By Kelly, on September 21, 2009 05:44:46
LMAO LOVE the USC joke!!!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:51:44
Megan, it's time to visit Dr. Goldstein and get 400CCs of saline goodness in that skinny frame of yours, because this acting thing isn't working out.
Your mainstream sex appeal is as fake as your face, so your only option is full-on hardcore porn.
San Fernando Valley, get ready for Megan Fuxxx!
By DoucheBagelow, on September 21, 2009 05:56:27
As those have mentioned above, it's pretty bad when your movie gets whipped by a pre-menopausal rom-com. What's even worse is when your movie gets whipped by a minstrel show that's already in it's second week at the box office.
By Jennifer'sCorpse, on September 21, 2009 06:01:06
I watched her on Conan last Thursday, and she actually seemed pretty cool. I didnt notice any I'm stupid upchuck on her anyway.
And the fact that she stayed out there for the next guest tells me she hasn't got to big of a head yet. If she took some acting classes she could probably make a pretty decent career, otherwise I think in about a year they'll be doing a "Where are they now" show on her, cuz sorry guys I don't think this chick will ever do porn.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 06:06:24
Yeah, i saw it. It was God awful. It was pretty funny, though!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:01:08
Something is seriously lacking with this chick. And somehow what she lacks comes across much more strongly than what she's got. Her dismal box office numbers reflect this disconnect. The public has spoken! Fox officially SUX.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:02:17
so she does a movie about being a man eater..that doesnt convince you that 'she'll ever do porn' lil naive of you..dontcha think??
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:15:38
#11: i thought she already had implants, doesn't she?
Diablo Cody is an overrated and overexposed 'writer' who got lucky off of a poorly written script that was just barely controversial enough to draw public interest. I can't imagine that this movie was easy to puch on the studio execs without saying Megan Fox, girl on girl kiss, and almost topless. Honestly, it's like everything she writes draws from her years as a fug stripper.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:22:44
I didnt like the film, but she is sooo hot!
By Francois, on September 21, 2009 07:29:29
There are those thumbs again !
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:59:20
I think you're missing the point. It's just a dumb idea for a movie written by a crappy writer. If Angelina Jolie played the role it wouldn't have made more than 8 mil. If it was some no name hot chick it wouldn't have cracked 1 mil. You can use the movie to hate on Diablo Cody, but not Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 08:12:32
Oh and also, USC sucks!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 08:14:08
Come on, her lack of talent is what makes her hot. We should all be happy about this - more box office bombs = quicker transition to porn. Except...that soiled piece of toil paper coming in at #4? Ladies, this is why we TRY to hit your eyes with stinging salty semen.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 08:17:37
I knew today was going to be a good day.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 08:46:06
I like it when movies like this bomb. It looked like a shitty movie and it totally got what it deserved. As for Megan, she needs to do her time and earn her way to the red carpet. She has little range and it shows. A handful of these movies will only earn her way to the Sci-Fi Channel movie of the week. Oh, I'm sorry -- I meant to use it's new homosexual name "SyFy Channel."
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 09:46:48
If thousands of teenage boys are yanking to this somewhat bizarre and challenged intellect we may need some form of federal regulation of her movies.
It takes a village, after all.
By Jocelyn Elders, on September 21, 2009 10:39:12
Todd this is getting beyond sad
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 11:08:45
Ahaha I saw this movie last night and it was awful. It was so awful I can't believe it wasn't INTENTIONALLY awful.
However, it was worth the 8 bucks to see Megan Fox make out with another hot chick.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 11:17:30
It's a teen comedy. You'd have to be a moron to expect a large turnout for this one. And of course she probably can't carry a blockbuster by herself yet and so what? She needs more movies where she's a second "star" on a show like in Transformers. Put her in the next 007 movie opposite the main actor. It'll do her wonders.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 11:22:02
it was supposed to be cheeky and silly, and it was. i saw it last night, i was entertained. i still don't think she's over, yet. i want to see her act in a better movie. she'd be stupid to try to be a method actor in JB. come on now ppl. AND i thought she did pretty good, she had me laughing.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 14:29:16
Ur all just jealous. If Megan ever looked at you and said "jump", you'd all ask "how high". I've met her - very nice, cool and absolutely gorgeous.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 14:40:17
I agree with #29.I saw it too. I didn't have the highest expectations, and it was lousy acting, but I still had fun. I don't think it was suppose to be some colossal movie that would be up for academy awards. Just a teen flick to expose young actors. Although, I do think she is overrated. I don't think she has much to bring to the table other than her looks.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 15:27:07
Buckeye fan. Fuck USC.
By Hates Hollywood, loves LiLo., on September 21, 2009 15:46:42
@29- I just watched it. Agreed.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 16:45:55
Yep, it sucks for her ( maybe not, I don't think she really cares) that the movie flopped. However, with Aniston, she's an established actress and she's bombing. Her last movie Management was a bomb. There are some well acted movies that bomb at the box office, Love Happens wasn't one of them. Megan is just starting, but Aniston is a seasoned ( not well) actress who hasn't gotten the clue that her rom-coms are played out. She should be boring even herself. Her movies are as dull has her life. What have you seen Aniston do other than make movies and lay around pools in her bikini? No wonder she can't keep a man. Most guys like to led ACTIVE lives. At least Megan has time to develop her acting chops, IF someone give her a chance in a movie with a GOOD script.
By jaye, on September 21, 2009 17:49:28
#32--O-H !!!!!! =)
Todd, I can't help it, Megan does not have a classy face, she looks like she should be a waitress at Chuckee Cheese, and I just can't take my love for her to the next level because of it. On the other hand, my growing distaste for her does not inhibit my desire to have you fuck me senseless 5x daily, so I think we all win.
By Todd's Wifey, on September 21, 2009 18:01:00
Michigan fan fuck the buckeyes and SC.
By Rabid Wolverine, on September 21, 2009 18:08:53
I don't care whether you're brown-nosing Megan or shitting on her; I don't give a fuck about this bitch, never did!! Cut down on the posts FFS.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 19:02:38
Fuck off whore. 95% of us are totally sick of you.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 19:36:33
Remember, you can't spell "SUCKS" without USC...
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 22:19:11
Thank goodness we can finally stop with the Angelina comparisons. She sucks big hairy cajones, and Transformers sucked, too.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 03:08:30
umm i dont know how many of you actually saw this movie but her acting wasnt bad at all. the story was just terrible though
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 06:38:35
Agree #41.
People just come to this blog to vent their frustrations with their lives. Most are probably stuck in their cubicles for 8 hours a day, so they hate everything and everyone.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 08:17:49
as an OSU fan, thanks for the USC comment! and , FINALLY!!! NOW STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT MEGAN FOX CAUSE SHE IS DUMB AS SHIT AND OVER RATED. please...
By brackman, on September 22, 2009 09:07:02
#42: Yup, we hate everything and everyone, including you. Now kindly fuck off and let us have our fun, retard.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 11:43:19
OMFGGGG! STFU CUNTS SHE ISNT AS PRETTY AS MEE!
By Paris Hilton, on September 22, 2009 11:57:28
44, you're a virgin aren't you. Because there is no way a guy who gets laid regulary can get so angry about an actress. A hot actress. All because she's famous and popular because of, well, nothing really, just good looks. I mean, who gives a shit. Find yourself a hot/not so smart girl like Megan and enjoy some life.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2009 19:46:43
THis bitch should just do porn. Leave the acting to professionals
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 02:52:22
I am amazed.
I know she has no talent and when the looks fade in two or three years she will be yesterday's news, but I thought her demographic alone would pull in more for the opening weekend.
What were all the teen boys doing this past weekend???
By Wendel, on September 23, 2009 03:34:56
BEST. FUCKING. COMMENT. EVER.
ND FOREVZ.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 06:48:26
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