Nobody on earth should be allowed to be that ridiculously gorgeous. Seriously, she makes Angelina Jolie look bland by comparison. And I think she did a pretty good job. I bet the ratings were huge, all because of her.
between your fetish for 15 year olds..and rape fantasies..I think you need to stop blogging and get some serious help..its only funny to laugh off serious issues..for so long before you become the next chester the molester..sorry todd...sometimes it feels like im reading a Pedo blogging..online. Pedos are usually smart..sick and twisted. You are starting to fit that profile. Get Help Buddy. Seriously.
I'm so glad Britney Spears' schedule was open so she could come in for that Svetlana cameo. And I see she's finally gotten those singing lessons she was so sorely in need of.
The look on the girls face after she realized she said FUCK instead of Fricken WAS funny. She's new cast member at that, first show and she drops it, will she get fired? Personally I believe the censors didn't do their job by bleeping it like the others were & what happened to the delay they supposedly use did the censor sleep on the job, thinking so, buh bye.
To the Writer of this Site: I love the way you put celebrities in perspective with your mean and witty humor, but please STOP WITH THE MEGAN FOX shit. I read this blog every day, I like the pics and what you write...but seriously Megan Fox AGAIN?! I get that you want to bone her and she's super hot...but isn't it time to find some other hot young celebrity to obsessively write about? I don't find her interesting no matter what crazy assed shit she says every week in her interviews or how hot she is. Give it a rest.
I don't quite get the hate...every interview I have ever seen has made me like her more and more. She's interesting. To the people who are telling her to shut up and look pretty , she's not just a page from a girly magazine for you to jerk off onto. She's a real person. Who talks.
14/15. Looks like it backfired in your face, because she looks better with no or minimum makeup. It is when they paint her face like a geisha that she looks like a porn star. She looks especially beautiful in the second picture.
to anon @14 and 15: you shouldn't have posted the second picture, she really doesn't look good on it. as for the fist photo -I clearly see mascara, and I'm sure she wears make-up to cover her crater skin. sorry. if you want to post beautiful AND not plastic - go for Adriana Lima or Cheryl Tweedy. MF is a plastic skank with plastic nose, collagen lips and really bad skin
if her lame ass boyfriend was under one of the masks..the other dude playin optimus was prolly her dad..notice: she doesnt seem fazed even a little when a dude whips out his junk. A True Classless Whore. lol How Much?
#7--please--Todd can't help the crazy shit people do that he pseudo-reports on or the fact that his readers eat it up (I personally love those Miley Cyrus posts, she's sweet and fun), and maybe one day you'll see this site is intended to be taken lightly, like that scone you have at lunch or when you want a little bit of shock and humor from your boring life. Relax. The only help Todd needs is an extra hand wiping his semen off my face.
On an unrelated note, Todd, once you get over Megan Fox, can I be your fantasy?
seriously???? how frigging lame. the first skit was okay, but only because optimus & brian were in it. the 2nd was okay but only because the funny dude was in it. Weekend Update was hilarious as usual, Kristin Wiig is AWESOME, and that new chick rocked the Biker Chat session even with the F bomb screw up. Otherwise, yeah SNL is lame. But Megan Fox, funny? Puh-leeze. Notice how the only skits they put her in basically required her to stand or sit there and look cute and not say much? Personally I thought their approximation of Megan's acting skills was represented nicely by the sex-tape instruction skit they put her in. No words, just look like you're having sex. 'Nuff said!
she went to a factory and got herself a new face and new boobs. too bad she can't find cure for that ugly skin of hers. I bet she looks real tasty in the morning. you can make pancakes on her greasy skin
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Leave Your CommentDude, did ya hear the F bomb get dropped during that biker chic skit? That was fuckin hilarious.
By Rook23, on September 27, 2009 06:15:15
lame....lame...lame....agian, just stand there look pretty and do your very best M Monroe looks, cause thats all you have u talentless bitch.
lame
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 06:56:43
Absolutely right.
Either they completely reform the show with brand new, carefully selected writers/comedians, or pull it off the air. The curent thing is painful.
And this Fox chick... What to think about her? Ok, looks hot, but her flair interferes seriously and I'm starting not to care anymore.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 07:50:12
where did that mole come from? she has been rocking it lately. did she tattoo it on to further resemble Marylin Monroe?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 07:53:25
Words heard to come out of megan fox's mouth during her SNL stint: "Um, uh, er, duh..."
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 08:39:30
Nobody on earth should be allowed to be that ridiculously gorgeous. Seriously, she makes Angelina Jolie look bland by comparison. And I think she did a pretty good job. I bet the ratings were huge, all because of her.
By athina, on September 27, 2009 09:36:10
between your fetish for 15 year olds..and rape fantasies..I think you need to stop blogging and get some serious help..its only funny to laugh off serious issues..for so long before you become the next chester the molester..sorry todd...sometimes it feels like im reading a Pedo blogging..online. Pedos are usually smart..sick and twisted. You are starting to fit that profile. Get Help Buddy. Seriously.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 09:51:58
The incessant reoccurrence of this skank is like beating a dead horse. I mean, would you reuse the same condom over and over again?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 10:12:11
I gotta agree...SNL hasn't been funny in forever. I used to watch it, until I realized how little time I spent laughing.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 10:48:36
Those were supposed to be funny? Wow. SNL has fallen so far.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 11:01:24
#7 - I thought you guys were cool with that in Reseda.
By Todd, on September 27, 2009 11:22:27
I'm so glad Britney Spears' schedule was open so she could come in for that Svetlana cameo. And I see she's finally gotten those singing lessons she was so sorely in need of.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 11:23:55
The look on the girls face after she realized she said FUCK instead of Fricken WAS funny. She's new cast member at that, first show and she drops it, will she get fired? Personally I believe the censors didn't do their job by bleeping it like the others were & what happened to the delay they supposedly use did the censor sleep on the job, thinking so, buh bye.
By LolleyGagger, on September 27, 2009 13:10:32
Oh && since a Megan Fox post usually brings out the worst in people, here's of a picture of this "ugly cunt" without makeup:
http://meganfoxnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan-fox-without-makeup.jpg
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 13:40:38
And another one, just in case people STILL don't believe me:
http://chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/meganfoxnomakeup4.jpg
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 13:43:02
#7 - you never complained to your mother when she blew you.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 14:03:58
She looks good until the herpes rumors come out. Oops.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 14:21:30
There are those wierd thumbs again !
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 15:09:24
Todd = the next Roman Polanski..only a less talented!
ps. you check IP addresses now? gawwd you are a scary pedo..haha
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 16:33:15
To the Writer of this Site: I love the way you put celebrities in perspective with your mean and witty humor, but please STOP WITH THE MEGAN FOX shit. I read this blog every day, I like the pics and what you write...but seriously Megan Fox AGAIN?! I get that you want to bone her and she's super hot...but isn't it time to find some other hot young celebrity to obsessively write about? I don't find her interesting no matter what crazy assed shit she says every week in her interviews or how hot she is. Give it a rest.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 16:46:41
I don't quite get the hate...every interview I have ever seen has made me like her more and more. She's interesting.
To the people who are telling her to shut up and look pretty , she's not just a page from a girly magazine for you to jerk off onto. She's a real person. Who talks.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 17:03:18
#6 is retarded.
That is all.
Wait, no. Ok that's all.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 17:05:21
14/15. Looks like it backfired in your face, because she looks better with no or minimum makeup. It is when they paint her face like a geisha that she looks like a porn star. She looks especially beautiful in the second picture.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 17:30:25
to anon @14 and 15: you shouldn't have posted the second picture, she really doesn't look good on it. as for the fist photo -I clearly see mascara, and I'm sure she wears make-up to cover her crater skin. sorry. if you want to post beautiful AND not plastic - go for Adriana Lima or Cheryl Tweedy. MF is a plastic skank with plastic nose, collagen lips and really bad skin
By no thank you, on September 27, 2009 17:57:01
SNL should hire #7, he's HILARIOUS!
And Megan Fox doesn't look bad at all without makeup on.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:27:50
#14- megan is wearing makeup in those, or at least in the first pic. It's what we call the "natural look"....sucka
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:44:55
#14- megan is wearing makeup in those, or at least in the first pic. It's what we call the "natural look"....sucka
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:45:21
#14- You realize your proving nothing, right?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:45:53
if her lame ass boyfriend was under one of the masks..the other dude playin optimus was prolly her dad..notice: she doesnt seem fazed even a little when a dude whips out his junk. A True Classless Whore. lol How Much?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 18:53:25
#7--please--Todd can't help the crazy shit people do that he pseudo-reports on or the fact that his readers eat it up (I personally love those Miley Cyrus posts, she's sweet and fun), and maybe one day you'll see this site is intended to be taken lightly, like that scone you have at lunch or when you want a little bit of shock and humor from your boring life. Relax. The only help Todd needs is an extra hand wiping his semen off my face.
On an unrelated note, Todd, once you get over Megan Fox, can I be your fantasy?
By Todd's Wifey, on September 27, 2009 19:00:09
She looks absolutely beautiful in all those pictures on the wordpress page. Check out #3.
http://chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/meganfoxnomakeup3.jpg
And here's a high school picture where she's holding her dog. Sorry to all the Megan haters, but she was stunning even then.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/1234567_/l_54599df36ecb43c0ad9dc8e9c7d044b3.jpg
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 21:37:28
Whether one likes her or not is a matter of opinion, but you gotta be fucking retarded to say that she's ugly.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2009 21:40:01
She's not ugly. She's just got no talent.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 03:06:22
So over this chick.
By JJM, on September 28, 2009 03:09:08
Sucks Nuts Longtime - SNL
I literally fell asleep. Won't be watching any more.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 04:23:39
Wow, i can't believe i actually laughed at something Brian Austin Green did!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 07:38:37
She looks WAYYYYY better with minimal makeup.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 07:58:04
i cant wait for her to be over. she's dead.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 08:34:51
seriously???? how frigging lame. the first skit was okay, but only because optimus & brian were in it. the 2nd was okay but only because the funny dude was in it. Weekend Update was hilarious as usual, Kristin Wiig is AWESOME, and that new chick rocked the Biker Chat session even with the F bomb screw up. Otherwise, yeah SNL is lame. But Megan Fox, funny? Puh-leeze. Notice how the only skits they put her in basically required her to stand or sit there and look cute and not say much? Personally I thought their approximation of Megan's acting skills was represented nicely by the sex-tape instruction skit they put her in. No words, just look like you're having sex. 'Nuff said!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2009 12:12:52
she went to a factory and got herself a new face and new boobs. too bad she can't find cure for that ugly skin of hers. I bet she looks real tasty in the morning. you can make pancakes on her greasy skin
By dime a dozen, on September 28, 2009 17:12:54
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