Oprah Is Next

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  1. This chick needs to hurry up and make some music. There's money to be made here! You're not going to get any more universal pity.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:12:16

  2. a great way to show off yr stupidity Christy

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:26:07

  3. "She could’ve been more helpful, like, ‘OK, I’m going to help both of these people out.’"

    --

    Help yourself out, asshole. It's not Oprah's job to rescue you.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:37:38

  4. What a punk, I hated him before I even knew he was a singer based just on his role on "The O.C." He irritated me right through the screen. I hope that he violates his probation and is sent to prison where he can enjoy years of ass rape.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:41:05

  5. Mmmmm, Rihanna. Oohfa. The only reason I would hit her is to give her the donkey punch.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 03:59:40

  6. I love how HE helped OPRAH out by performing at her school. riiight. Just like so many authors help Oprah by allowing her to use their book for her book club. This kid sucks on so many levels.

    and exactly what help can oprah get them that they can't get themselves?

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 04:34:14

  7. “No one is going to want him as the face of their brand”...........listen you retard who said this....nobody want a person who cant speak proper English and sleeve tattoos as the face of their company so much as a man who beats up girls. Its not because he said that about Fatso…..
    Well maybe Nike or Gatorade because they live on using almost entirely black athletes for most of their ads. Of course this guys not an athlete but he punches like Ali so it’s just a matter of time. That’s G right?

    By HungWang, on September 4, 2009 04:42:04

  8. #7 you are a 1st class nob! David Beckham doesn't have the widest vocabulary and has more than a sleeve of tattoos, not to mention getting busted for sexing up another woman whilst married... he is still very marketable. Why? I'd wager because he does what most men on the planet do, chase after tail. But what he didn't do is hit a woman which is near impossible to come back from in the public eye.

    The problem is exclusively about hitting a woman. It's just something you don't do. If you can't take being with your girl and she is driving your crazy.. leave. If she busts you with messages from another girl and goes crazy, well that's your own fault.

    By Mostly, on September 4, 2009 04:56:16

  9. Damn, that Chris Brown is ugg-ley.

    By Sarah Jessica Parker, on September 4, 2009 05:38:40

  10. Just when you think this dude has run out of dumb shit to say....

    So can he finally go away now? I hadn't even heard of him until the beating.

    By Duder, on September 4, 2009 06:07:10

  11. Nice tatt, douchebag.

    By Storm, on September 4, 2009 06:32:56

  12. We've seen this enough. Let me recap: Chris Brown is an untalented loser douchebag who has anger man agement issues & thinks it's OK to beat up women; he deserves to be flogged. Rihanna is an untalented dumbass who has anger management issues & has the IQ of an icecube.

    Enough of these twin douchebags; let's move on to someone who's at least the tiniest bit relevant...

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 06:38:25

  13. Well this should be no surprise to anyone. He responds to figurative "slaps in the face" with literal ones. Oprah is smart for not having this guy on her show, he'd probably choke her out or something.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 07:05:48

  14. He needs more bow-tie.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 07:09:55

  15. ah... I always love it when Todd throws out the Terminator 1 references. You'll never beat the time When Britney shaved her head and went crazy with the umbrella, though!

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 07:19:18

  16. As much as I hate OOM-PRAH, I think she could take him.

    By BukkNekkid , on September 4, 2009 07:22:51

  17. Hell, I wrote this guy off after his first and second videos.

    (ie: If you choose to put your name on the back pockets of your pants you are trying too hard for me to take you seriously. Lloyd Banks and his penchant for Lloyd Banks t-shirts is another example.)

    He needs to just shut up, disappear to somewhere, and live off of his earnings.

    By joejoe, on September 4, 2009 07:53:18

  18. You told Harpo to beat me.

    By Sophia, on September 4, 2009 09:29:49

  19. Sadly, some douchebag producer will help him make a new record a year from now and it will be his comeback. They'll do some promotion based on a new clean image and all the retards in the US will go buy it. This it how it works.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 09:34:04

  20. Send him to Singapore for a caning and get this low-life out of the news. Just one more abuser who blames others for the crap he's taking now.

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 15:10:30

  21. Easy to see why he has to pick on girls. Look at those guns! His skinny little forearm is as big as his bicep. What a wimpy looking sad excuse of a man. He's lucky Oprah doesn't really slap his face 'cause she'd knock him down and make him cry. I'd pay real money to watch that show!

    By Underpants Gnome, on September 4, 2009 15:49:06

  22. His pimp hand be strong; Orca better watch out!

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2009 19:00:10

  23. I couldn't stand this asshole before I even knew who or what he was, and now that I know he's a little bitch who hits girls, I fucking hate him.

    Anyone who continues to support him is a douchebag retard - yeah, all those "fans" screaming outside the court after his sentencing...wtf?

    By Tizzle, on September 4, 2009 23:06:22

  24. typical batterer babble. he still doesn't get it.

    By underpants gnome is right, on September 6, 2009 07:05:25

  25. Forget all the ethical moralizing for a second. Now, answer me this: Is it not astonishing Chris Brown is even *in* this position? I mean, take a look at his manufactured image pre-2009: fairly clean-cut, not particularly foul-mouthed in candid quotes or, more importantly, song lyrics, good-looking, and friendly. He demonstrated some pretty nifty dance skills and showcased them under the thump of some decent beats. In short, all signs pointed towards moderate-to-significant pop success with the kind of longevity typical of cross-applicable artists who play things relatively safe in terms of artistic statement and private conduct.

    That same person beat the fucking *shit* out of Rihanna--beat the shit out of her for an errant text message. I believe this development easily calls for a hearty "WTF?".

    By anonymous, on September 6, 2009 23:17:38

  26. Poor little Polly Pocket... just goes to show - some loser gets the cash, the girl, the fame and he's such a punk ass little bitch that he throws it away by getting impressed with himself. No one should EVER give him the time of day again. Done.

    By OhPleaseMary, on September 8, 2009 17:25:07

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