"I think everyone who knows me knows that I'm allergic to alcohol. That's why my stage name is "Tequila.""
Of course, when she made a statement to the news about how she WASN'T drunk, the tweet was removed. Simply put, this bitch is not only a whore but a liar as well. If Shawne Merriman really did choke her, then that's wrong. But if all he was doing was keeping her from getting her drunken Vietcong hooker ass from getting in a car to haul a carry-out box of chicken fried rice to the neighbor's house, then let the man go without a charge.
And it's mighty funny how she's so anti-violence when it's dealing with her, but when Perez Hilton got his ass beat a couple of months ago she was all but cheering in the stands.
I dont think he choked her. Ive been a victim of domestic violence so im usually inclined to believe the woman but if a man that huge choked a chick barely 90 pounds, I think he wouldve done alot more damage. I think she is starved for attention.
I don't know who to believe at this point - Merriman is a known juicer and Tila is a dumb bitch. Regardless of Merriman's 'roid rage, I'm somewhat inclined to believe him... besides the rumor around San Diego is that he's gay.
Ok Todd so it's okay for Tila Tequila to get knocked around but when Rihanna got her ass beat it was the end of the world? I know Tila looks like a man but she's not so it still is not right.....
hahaha, LOL, all he had to do is a giant fart in her ugly plastic face, she wouldve flown to the moon. a whore who has a tv reality so called show hahaha
34 Comments:
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By freckleface66, on September 8, 2009 05:23:15
Yea... you have a life to lead...right. Good one!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 05:24:59
This chick looks a bit weird, but I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 06:13:39
She looks way better when the tramp stamps are covered. I thought this cunt was supposed to be pregnant ?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 06:20:00
Obviously he didn't choke a bitch long enough considering she's still alive.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 06:31:03
I guess I have yellow fever 'cause I'd bang that chick three ways to Sunday.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 06:48:38
Walking into my field of vision would be enough reason for me to choke this particular bitch.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 06:56:18
This bitch is a low life pig...why do people go nuts over her.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 07:00:36
#4, she "was" pregnant but then it came out that the test was wrong or something like that. She needed a story to get back in the news.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 07:21:26
LBFM
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 07:24:00
#4, #9 - Yeah...I'm sure the test was "wrong." More like ABORTION.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 07:35:35
I would fuck this bitch ,and be mad at myself at the same time . so i can see the reason she got choke out
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 07:53:57
Nice pics of a vietcong hooker. Tila SLUTquila's theme song for next year's "reality" tv program"
"Ohhh, me so horny,
ohhh, me so horny,
ohhh, me so horny,
me love you long time..."
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 08:06:38
The ugly bitch pissed him of with all her whining and crap he just farted on her and she choked thats what happen
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 08:15:11
From Tila Tequila's Twitter:
"I think everyone who knows me knows that I'm allergic to alcohol. That's why my stage name is "Tequila.""
Of course, when she made a statement to the news about how she WASN'T drunk, the tweet was removed. Simply put, this bitch is not only a whore but a liar as well. If Shawne Merriman really did choke her, then that's wrong. But if all he was doing was keeping her from getting her drunken Vietcong hooker ass from getting in a car to haul a carry-out box of chicken fried rice to the neighbor's house, then let the man go without a charge.
And it's mighty funny how she's so anti-violence when it's dealing with her, but when Perez Hilton got his ass beat a couple of months ago she was all but cheering in the stands.
Hypocrite, party of one!!!
By JJM, on September 8, 2009 08:19:07
...but I just checked my calendar. Turns out I have a life to lead.
No you don't, Todd. NO YOU DON'T!
You live for us and us alone!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 08:42:27
I love women, but what is it about this bitch that makes me want to punch the shit out of ass?! Her hypocracy perhaps?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 09:10:12
MANFACE SLUT!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 09:11:49
"Tranny Asian Crickets"...the funniest shit ive seen you write so far. Spot on though, I will never see crickets in the same night again.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 09:50:09
You know - I just don't find this chick attractive. Maybe she looks better in person???
By Midlife Bachelor, on September 8, 2009 10:31:46
I dont think he choked her. Ive been a victim of domestic violence so im usually inclined to believe the woman but if a man that huge choked a chick barely 90 pounds, I think he wouldve done alot more damage. I think she is starved for attention.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 10:55:43
Knowing this Viet Cong cunt, she probably had it coming or she did it for the attention - Ya think ?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 12:05:39
Too bad he didn't finish the job.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 12:53:37
Please - the only think this bitch choked on was his cock. Gag!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 13:01:09
Clearly she used the Jackson family's nose surgeon.
Ah, now it all makes sense..
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 13:22:43
Bitch will do anything to be on the headlines. Fawking coke head...I hate YOU!!!
By Stay away from the white stuff, on September 8, 2009 13:44:16
I don't know who to believe at this point - Merriman is a known juicer and Tila is a dumb bitch. Regardless of Merriman's 'roid rage, I'm somewhat inclined to believe him... besides the rumor around San Diego is that he's gay.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 14:37:45
NEEDS MORE NAPALM
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 15:12:16
Ok Todd so it's okay for Tila Tequila to get knocked around but when Rihanna got her ass beat it was the end of the world? I know Tila looks like a man but she's not so it still is not right.....
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 15:12:25
hahaha, LOL, all he had to do is a giant fart in her ugly plastic face, she wouldve flown to the moon.
a whore who has a tv reality so called show hahaha
By anonymous, on September 8, 2009 18:03:04
This tranny is not fuckable at all, but I would like to see my doberman do her. Doggie style, of course.
By Anson Potsie Williams, on September 8, 2009 19:54:31
I wouldn't hit with Todd's dick. Nope, not at all.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 01:36:51
I'd say she looks more like a Philipina cockroach.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:57:35
I hate when people stick their tongues out in pics, it makes me want to headbutt them
By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 02:17:30
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