34 Comments:

1. i'm not exactly sure if there is any kind of angle that would make her 'look like a hippo'. the more she talks the less attractive she is, even tho she's hot as hell.

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 04:28:08

2. Her stupidity>>>>>her hotness. Unfortunately, stupidity wins. Please stop posting about this shallow, vapid cunt.

   By coolpapa, on September 9, 2009 04:43:42

3. 14:48...
   

   By 15 minutes, on September 9, 2009 04:43:51

4. "Although I'd very much like to explore her anus like Ponce De Leon"
   
   uh...not sure you should be looking for a "fountain" in that particular place...

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 05:57:51

5. Because "she" has a penis. Seriously, you're all fags. Why all this hype for one of the most masculine chicks in Hollywood?

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 06:27:07

6. wow...she's tiny...even next to that dweeb whoever he was

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 07:00:06

7. "Although I'd very much like to explore her anus like Ponce De Leon"
   
   Why are you obsessed with bumming?
   
   You know a lot of women, cobtrary to the pornos you watch, don't like it because it hurts!
   
   Would you let Megan put on a strap-on and bum you?????
   
   
   Didn't think so!

   By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 07:18:11

8. Sometimes you make a sex tape and you are like, "damn I'm hot!"...or so I've heard.

   By mutterhals, on September 9, 2009 07:27:55

9. Can you hear tonight's opening line for all 17 evtertainment news shows on your TV?
   
   "Hollywood sexpot Megan Fox compares herself to a hippo! But first, the Jackson family speaks out on rumours that Michelle Obamam has the arms of a goddess!"
   

   By joejoe, on September 9, 2009 07:40:33

10. 'Plus, in depth, dense coverage as 80s sex symbol Patrick Swayze brings in this week's stool sample for testing.'
    
    All jokes aside, check out photo 6.
    See that arrow pointing to her head?
    Yeah, that arrow indicates vacant spaces, large enough to fit a car. ;)

    By joejoe, on September 9, 2009 07:53:11

11. I liked her a lot more before she started talking. When she was just a pretty new face, it was much more pleasant. Whoever told her she should do interviews and speak to people needs slapped. Shut up Megan, just stand there and look pretty.

    By boredwithmeganfox, on September 9, 2009 08:02:44

12. I wish some of these chicks were a little more confident so then maybe they'd let themselves enjoy some really kinky shit and we could all see it on film once their dweeby exes tried to get some money. I swear to god, people underestimate the beauty of licking cum off a coffee table or mirror on film, it really is the best.

    By Todd's BM, on September 9, 2009 08:18:17

13. Perhaps you should put the quotes on "She" in the headline of this post. She is getting more traneroxic every day. Who wants to see her banging the douchey whigger guy from 90210? I'd rather see her taking a hippo cock than watch her attempting to act sexy.

    By DoucheBagelow, on September 9, 2009 08:18:19

14. 5. Huh? Get a clue, biff.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 08:49:40

15. And by "never" she means "until my fame starts waning."

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 08:53:56

16. #7 If it hurts you're doing it wrong.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 09:03:51

17. She's too brilliantly stupid to do something that dumb and profitable.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 10:17:17

18. #16
    
    
    Bend over then, see how you like it!
    
    
    Have you ever done a really big shit and had a sore arse afterwards?
    
    -Imagine that big shit going in and out continually for a good few minutes and you'll get the picture!
    
    
    And don't forget, women are smaller than men and hence have smaller arseholes.
    
    Those women you see in pornos, it doesn't hurt them because they've been bummed that many times anyway that their arseholes are like a wizard's sleeve!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 11:28:05

19. "Hippo sex"
    Love it ! LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on September 9, 2009 11:35:43

20. 11:28 I sort of kind of disagree/agree with you. I just think its uncomfortable but not so much as painful. Like your ass feels like its burning, its not much fun but not as painful as you make it sound lol but then I sort of kind of agree with you because I've never wanted to do it again.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 11:53:46

21. Megan fox needs to take off her clothes, stand still & SHUT THE FUCK UP. Not one person on planet earth cares what this dipshit says; why do the tabloids keep asking what her opinion is on things? Everytime she opens her mouth, she pukes "STUPID" all over herself; she's just going to keep saying stupid shit...

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 12:14:00

22. Guaranteed there will be a megan fox sex tape being released soon. She'll do the whiny dance of "it's fake" like every other celebrity liar that did one (*cough* Kim "piss on me, baby" FATASSian *cough*), and then will admit to it later on, when it's been sold to Vivid for millions. Wait & see...

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 12:17:24

23. NEVER SAY NEVER

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 13:12:10

24. There are those wierd thumbs again...

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 14:02:59

25. What's hot about 9 tatoo's and silicone boobs? She is disgusting not hot. Hell at least Lindsay Lohan is all natural and honest. It wasn't long ago that egotastic quoted her as saying she wanted to make a movie where she was nude for all of it. Two of the tat's are stupid poem's she wrote about her stupidity. Please let her fad away quickly.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 14:21:19

26. What's the difference between Megan & an ugly bitch? The ugly bitch would be smart enough to STFU & just fucked already. God! Meg's mouth is her worst enemy. She's like a verbal STD.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 16:48:23

27. Can't this bitch walk down a street without looking down at the sidewalk at her feet? Is her memory that fucked up? WTF!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 16:54:36

28. wow, you people need to get laid or something. megan is pure entertainment and hot, too.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2009 18:22:24

29. Is it coincidental that since homosexuality has become so accepted and normalized, so the obsession with anal sex among "heterosexual" men has increased? I mean you could easily be doing to a man what you claim to want to do to a woman. In fact, some men do accidently make that mistake. Just think about that poor soccer player. But hey, if you see megan Fox and can only think about fucking her when you can't see her face or tits, then whatever. More power to you. I won't judge.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 03:29:31

30. #29
    
    
    Homosexuality hasn't 'become normalised' it IS normal, species in the animal kingdom show it, and whats more man had no problem with it until man invented God via 'The Bible'.
    
    In ancient Greece Sappho was not condemned for her love of women. In Sparta they had a special 'lover's batallion' of male soldiers as the generals knew that the men would fight even harder to protect their lover.
    
    
    Men's obsession with anal sex with women is to do with tabboo, domination and power.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 07:14:22

31. #30.
    Nice try at sounding learned. Too bad you blew it with "tabboo" (lol).
    
    Homosexuality might be a part of the way things are, but it can never be classified as "normal", as only 2%, tops, of the population practice it.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 09:44:45

32. #31
    
    OK I made a typo, whoop-de-fucking-do. I'm betting you didn't know ANYTHING about Sappho or Sparta? I don't need to sound learned, I am.
    
    Doesn't matter what percentage practice it.
    
    The point being that it 'is', has been and always will be.
    
    The fact that it is present in many, many animal species proves it is natural as animals are not in posession of free will (choice); nor do animals crave 'attention' - reasons that are always given as to why people are gay.
    
    Freud, the father of modern psychology, even refused to condemn homosexuality and/or classify it as 'abnormal' at a time when it was the fashion to do so. Freud stated in a letter to a mother worried about her gay son (I'll paraphrase) "Homosexuality is surely no advantage, but it would be wrong to condemn him as being mentally ill, and cruel too".
    
    
    So it IS normal, very normal actually.

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 21:59:52

33. lol @ 2% tops...

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2009 23:32:02

34. I 'lol' at that too!

    By Hexagon, on September 11, 2009 02:53:17