15 Comments:

1. Mmm, I think that all 8 children are test-tube babies. The fertility drugs create multiples. Therefore I believe the pulling out thing just didn't occur. However, 8 is enough for any man, especially one that can't be bothered with a real job. So it is good for all society that he is fixed. Thank you, John.
   

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 05:23:20

2. No 16 year old should look that fuckin' hot.
   
   If she's legal in the state I live in, does that mean it's okay to touch myself when I'm looking at these pictures?

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 05:37:23

3. Sincerely hope it is true. The last thing this world needs is more ugly progeny from this douchebag.
   
   Now, if we could just give him a frontal lobotomy and neuter his tongue..

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 05:42:22

4. Kate couldnt get pregnant on her own, nobody has sex and creates 6 kids at one time. IVF (in-vitro fertilization) is how all 8 kids were born.

   By Ace731, on September 17, 2009 05:50:33

5. INFAMOUS PLAYBOY? OMG. Ew. The only girls that are willing to sleep with him are bigger attention whores than he.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 06:18:15

6. That doesn't look like a school uniform, Jenny Humphries!

   By AS:), on September 17, 2009 07:06:52

7. All 8 little gooslings were made with their parents and scientific research.

   By Lab tech, on September 17, 2009 07:32:22

8. Lets Hope Kate is "Fixed" too!

   By BukkNekkid , on September 17, 2009 07:33:43

9. Of course he's fixed. Kate ripped his nutsack off years ago. Thanks to him, I hate all the guys working in the nail salon.

   By youcandieNOW, on September 17, 2009 08:23:25

10. #3 dude that was so mean calling his kids fugly, it's not their fault their dad is a douchebag.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 09:07:58

11. YES. Thank you Todd. Taylor is hot as fuck.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 09:41:34

12. Can someone please beat this dude? He's an affront to johnny douchebags everywhere.

    By JK, on September 17, 2009 10:21:12

13. Would someone explain to me why so many women are so desperate as to bang this pie-eyed putz? I guess having a reality TV show is your key to Tuna City...

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:21:09

14. Hot, but too skinny.
    
    The Taylor chick, I mean. Not the douche with the clipped nutsack.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:48:30

15. This guy is currently by far the biggest TOOL on the planet.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 15:20:11