Why the hell were those mud pigs the karDOUCHEians invited to the Emmys? They can't act and are totally untalented; their scripted so-called "reality" tv program can't possibly be up for an emmy. Oh, wait, correction, I'm sorry; there's that new catagory this year: "leg spread slutty whores most likely to give blowjobs to annonymous dudes in back alleyways". And the emmy goes to... the karDOUCHEians!
Please tell me Leighton Meester and Blake Lively came together to the Emmys as a couple. My head would explode with all the possibilities (and positions) that Blake would satisfy sweet Leighton as they lie in a pool of their own love juice, until their bodies shuddered in climax. Dammit I thought this was Penthouse Forum!
ok I dont know any of these peoples names, but the girl in the white dress with the balls on top of her shoulders,.... WTF. Why would anyone wear a dress that has two extra heads?
On what level is the Emmys philosophically, intellectually, and asthetically different than the Porn awards show? Ah, I hear a tree fall in the forest!
17 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGood lord Heidi Klum looks like she's about to explode. I didn't even know she was pregnant again.
And Olivia Wilde looks stunning.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 04:20:28
Two reasons I didn't watch the Emmys:
1. I'm not gay, and;
2. I don't give a shit about fashion.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 04:30:15
Christina Hendricks is so fucking hot it hurts. Kim Kardashian looks like a retard.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 04:47:44
can't you watch these shows and post like a normal blogger? iv already had all night to cut this bitches up, this is just delayed.
By matt w, on September 21, 2009 04:49:02
#4 = gay.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:09:54
Damn, Christina Hendricks is SEXY...
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:14:02
did i miss the "straight only blog" warning at the top?
By matt w, on September 21, 2009 05:22:45
Why the hell were those mud pigs the karDOUCHEians invited to the Emmys? They can't act and are totally untalented; their scripted so-called "reality" tv program can't possibly be up for an emmy. Oh, wait, correction, I'm sorry; there's that new catagory this year: "leg spread slutty whores most likely to give blowjobs to annonymous dudes in back alleyways". And the emmy goes to... the karDOUCHEians!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:24:47
uh yeah; why are the fatassians at the emmys? i thought these awards shows were for real actors with talent...
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:28:43
#9 I was wondering the exact same thing. Those whores do not belong at the emmys.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 05:42:14
Please tell me Leighton Meester and Blake Lively came together to the Emmys as a couple. My head would explode with all the possibilities (and positions) that Blake would satisfy sweet Leighton as they lie in a pool of their own love juice, until their bodies shuddered in climax. Dammit I thought this was Penthouse Forum!
By DoucheBagelow, on September 21, 2009 05:49:58
ok I dont know any of these peoples names, but the girl in the white dress with the balls on top of her shoulders,.... WTF. Why would anyone wear a dress that has two extra heads?
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 06:00:07
and the white dress kinda looks like a old bath robe of mine....minus the extra heads of course.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 06:01:22
LOL 13. I was thinking the same thing..a lot of those hideous dresses look like nightgowns from the 1960s!
I think every last one of these "actresses" looked absolutely dreadful.
By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 07:13:36
On what level is the Emmys philosophically, intellectually, and asthetically different than the Porn awards show?
Ah, I hear a tree fall in the forest!
By Spinoza, on September 21, 2009 10:41:37
whos the chick in the red dress in the last couple of pix with her lungs half hangin out? She is SMOKIN
By Simmo, on September 21, 2009 13:11:50
Todd, Hayden looks RIDICULOUS and you know it and I think picture #19 + you + me = a 4some that is heavensent
By Todd's Wifey, on September 21, 2009 17:47:20
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