I think it's time to go back through all the songs this guy wrote, and re-evaluate his music. Pick up on any missed hints or clues. God this is fucked! By the way Todd, don't be such an asshole to think we're dumb enough to drool over those puppy pictures when you've trashing Jess Simpson's for crying over her malti-poo. Let's hope you're not that evil inside.
MacKenzie was also raped by Steven Tyler when she was 14 years old,Aerosmith was touring, at her Dad's invitation Steven took a taste. This is a cautionary tale of what happens when the Hollywood Fairytale Lifestyle goes deperatly aray!
You're too funny todd! After your last posts on JSimp and this chick--puppies AND no dirty jokes in the same post? You're totally reformed and STILL really funny. I buy it and love you again!
Um, hey Todd? You know those puppies? Where'd you get the first picture? Or do you know what kind of dogs they are? They look a lot like the Bella that I adopted recently. Our vets say she's a pitbulll but I can't see it. Sorry for the interuption in snark.
Hey what is wrong with having sex with your own daughter? It was a good 10 year relationship. Look at me i am going on 15 years banging my daughter and we got 2 lovely kids
this story makes me physically ill. as much as I feel sorry for MacKenzie and how horrible a father John was, this is an extreme example of what drugs do to a person. and then she gets pregnant not knowing if her her husband or her father is the father?? I feel sorry for her 20 year old son too. MacKenzie needs to go somewhere and do some volunteer work and put the past and her addiction in the past. And thanks for the puppy pics. I had to put my 14 year old dog to sleep about a month ago, so this cheered me up.
The worst part of this story - which I don't buy for a second - is that America's impressionable youth might succumb to the temptation of believing the fuckin' Mamas and the Papas were ever, in any way, cool. If you listen to this idiot, you'd think they were The Velvet Underground packed in their own lard, instead of what they actually were: the beta version of Up With People, only with floppy hats, Earth shoes and a manatee on the mic.
Seriously - I'm Mackenzie Phillips' age, and beyond a 15-minute window in 1966 nobody, NOBODY, I knew would risk the catastrophic embarrassment of being caught dead owning or playing a Mamas and the Papas record. Just the opening bars of Monday Monday alone were enough to prompt you to switch the AM dial to find something grittier - like Seals and Crofts, or the De Franco Family. Or more likely, swear off riding elevators forever.
As for her tale of incest....umm...how exactly is it "rape" when it starts when you're 20, and you keep it going until you're 30? Nigga pleez - if this had actually happened, no competent psychiatrist would EVER recommend you unburden yourself on national tv in conjunction with a book tour. But your publisher might, if you squeezed a big enough advance from him.
John and Genevieve's son, Tamerlane Phillips, did not say if he believes the actress' claims or not, but noted his family's troubled history.
"My family is and always will be a decrepit bowl of dog urine compared to Nityananda of Ganeshpuri," Tamerlane told the New York Post. "That is how great Nityananda is." The Indian yogi died in 1961. "Worship Nityananda, not the Phillips family. Nityananda can protect you," he said.
"Decrepit bowl of dog urine" - hah; that was pretty much Schneider's take on them too. Not so much the hare-krishna babble, though.
I hate Mackenzie Phillips. Was a drug addict for years and got many, many chances in Hollywood she did not deserve based on her lack of looks and unreliability. She previously never said this. she did come out with the Mick Jagger rape story. Now, by coincidence, she needs to sell a book and comes out with this allegation that a dead man can't defend. Even if it were true, why couldn't she say it before? She loves to talk about her addiction, about Jagger, but this she can only come up with now, when it will get her ugly, lame self attention.
Mackenzie has been a drug addict for most of her life and will continue to be.She was busted last year.She is old,ugly and never had looks even when she was younger, is broke,on the Z list in Hollyweird and Valerie Bertinnellihas pr and thw works from weight lost,abio,and CynnaPhillips isstillmarried toBalwin,has 3kids,hasfound religion...and I can go on and on.
John is dead and he was a bad parent,but this,not buying it.
once is rape; a ten year stretch is a fucking relationship. yes, he's dead (and probably being forced to do interesting things to lucifer's balls), but for fuck's sake, she was between the ages of 20 and 30- it's not like the police would have drove her back home if she left...
Well two things come to mind, one is that I always wondered why Mackenzie's favorite book was "Hop On Pop", and two, and the other thing is that Phillips' family favorite dessert is Pump-kin pie...
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Leave Your CommentI think it's time to go back through all the songs this guy wrote, and re-evaluate his music. Pick up on any missed hints or clues. God this is fucked! By the way Todd, don't be such an asshole to think we're dumb enough to drool over those puppy pictures when you've trashing Jess Simpson's for crying over her malti-poo. Let's hope you're not that evil inside.
By fishboy, on September 23, 2009 12:33:21
WTF is up with all this disgusting incest/rape/pig sex shit going on lately? Morgan Freeman, this dude...COME ON. What the hell is going on?????
By throwing up, on September 23, 2009 12:44:00
Fuckin sick shit is alll that I can say. Burn in he'll dude
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 12:50:03
Being a pretty brown Mexican, I had no idea I could get as pale as I did after reading about this.
By duder, on September 23, 2009 13:10:59
Doggies are also incestuous.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 13:14:59
Can't wait to see people.com post this story. "True love conquers all! John and Mackenzie: our love knows no bounds."
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 13:18:34
You know I was going to make some joke about this...but I can't. Just can't cross that line. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
By sean, on September 23, 2009 13:42:32
i'm afraid to ask, but who is the dad of that kid in the pic?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 13:53:45
What's so sick about this?
Sincerely, Ancient Rome.
By I don't like you in any way, on September 23, 2009 13:55:08
MacKenzie was also raped by Steven Tyler when she was 14 years old,Aerosmith was touring, at her Dad's invitation Steven took a taste. This is a cautionary tale of what happens when the Hollywood Fairytale Lifestyle goes deperatly aray!
By Midnight Detective, on September 23, 2009 14:09:30
You're too funny todd! After your last posts on JSimp and this chick--puppies AND no dirty jokes in the same post? You're totally reformed and STILL really funny. I buy it and love you again!
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 14:12:10
Thanks for the puppies, Todd. I almost puked when I read this story. That dude is one seriously fucked up creep...
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 14:23:45
Um, hey Todd? You know those puppies? Where'd you get the first picture? Or do you know what kind of dogs they are? They look a lot like the Bella that I adopted recently. Our vets say she's a pitbulll but I can't see it. Sorry for the interuption in snark.
By ISBN, on September 23, 2009 14:31:24
God no wonder she was a druggie most of her life. I'm surprised she hasnt commmitted suicide.
By Anonymous, on September 23, 2009 15:10:48
Not as bad as the devil-incarnate, Josef Fritzl
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 15:33:13
parental betrayal is the worst. burn in hell john phillips.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 15:55:19
Hey 14, lighten up. It's just sex.
By Michael Lohan, on September 23, 2009 17:13:48
Todd you've got to post something else man just to move that down a bit. Then again maybe this means I check this site waaaay too much...
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 18:22:48
Is my semen facial ready yet?
By Todd's Wifey, on September 23, 2009 19:19:23
brutal. just brutal.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 19:40:56
If he was doing her for ten years, she must have known what daddy liked.
By Miley Daddy's Girl, on September 23, 2009 19:49:57
I just laughed really hard at that, #21. Thank you.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 20:49:10
It's not like she's Megan Fox. At least I could understand that. LOL.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 21:09:49
it sells books and that's when all these stories come out.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2009 21:51:16
good call on the puppy pics. they'll do a lot to brighten anyone's day
By Todd's Wifey is an irritable, agitated fireball, on September 23, 2009 22:05:08
Hey what is wrong with having sex with your own daughter? It was a good 10 year relationship. Look at me i am going on 15 years banging my daughter and we got 2 lovely kids
By Woody Allen, on September 24, 2009 00:17:09
A very well orchestrated publicity campaign, definitely!
By Apsara, on September 24, 2009 00:37:53
this story makes me physically ill. as much as I feel sorry for MacKenzie and how horrible a father John was, this is an extreme example of what drugs do to a person. and then she gets pregnant not knowing if her her husband or her father is the father?? I feel sorry for her 20 year old son too. MacKenzie needs to go somewhere and do some volunteer work and put the past and her addiction in the past. And thanks for the puppy pics. I had to put my 14 year old dog to sleep about a month ago, so this cheered me up.
By Lucy, on September 24, 2009 03:33:26
I'm calling bullshit on her story. Something about her makes me think it's a lie to sell books.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 04:42:56
LOL @ #26!!
By Amber, on September 24, 2009 04:46:20
The worst part of this story - which I don't buy for a second - is that America's impressionable youth might succumb to the temptation of believing the fuckin' Mamas and the Papas were ever, in any way, cool. If you listen to this idiot, you'd think they were The Velvet Underground packed in their own lard, instead of what they actually were: the beta version of Up With People, only with floppy hats, Earth shoes and a manatee on the mic.
Seriously - I'm Mackenzie Phillips' age, and beyond a 15-minute window in 1966 nobody, NOBODY, I knew would risk the catastrophic embarrassment of being caught dead owning or playing a Mamas and the Papas record. Just the opening bars of Monday Monday alone were enough to prompt you to switch the AM dial to find something grittier - like Seals and Crofts, or the De Franco Family. Or more likely, swear off riding elevators forever.
As for her tale of incest....umm...how exactly is it "rape" when it starts when you're 20, and you keep it going until you're 30? Nigga pleez - if this had actually happened, no competent psychiatrist would EVER recommend you unburden yourself on national tv in conjunction with a book tour. But your publisher might, if you squeezed a big enough advance from him.
I call bullshit.
By Ragno, on September 24, 2009 05:14:53
Hilarious update from her brother.
John and Genevieve's son, Tamerlane Phillips, did not say if he believes the actress' claims or not, but noted his family's troubled history.
"My family is and always will be a decrepit bowl of dog urine compared to Nityananda of Ganeshpuri," Tamerlane told the New York Post. "That is how great Nityananda is." The Indian yogi died in 1961. "Worship Nityananda, not the Phillips family. Nityananda can protect you," he said.
"Decrepit bowl of dog urine" - hah; that was pretty much Schneider's take on them too. Not so much the hare-krishna babble, though.
By Ragno, on September 24, 2009 05:37:50
I hate Mackenzie Phillips. Was a drug addict for years and got many, many chances in Hollywood she did not deserve based on her lack of looks and unreliability. She previously never said this. she did come out with the Mick Jagger rape story. Now, by coincidence, she needs to sell a book and comes out with this allegation that a dead man can't defend. Even if it were true, why couldn't she say it before? She loves to talk about her addiction, about Jagger, but this she can only come up with now, when it will get her ugly, lame self attention.
By Valerie Bertenelli Lover, on September 24, 2009 07:00:51
Mackenzie has been a drug addict for most of her life and will continue to be.She was busted last year.She is old,ugly and never had looks even when she was younger, is broke,on the Z list in Hollyweird and Valerie Bertinnellihas pr and thw works from weight lost,abio,and CynnaPhillips isstillmarried toBalwin,has 3kids,hasfound religion...and I can go on and on.
John is dead and he was a bad parent,but this,not buying it.
By I'm chokingon a ham sandwich, on September 24, 2009 09:27:58
once is rape; a ten year stretch is a fucking relationship. yes, he's dead (and probably being forced to do interesting things to lucifer's balls), but for fuck's sake, she was between the ages of 20 and 30- it's not like the police would have drove her back home if she left...
By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 15:52:32
#35 - cracked me up on the lucifer's balls thing..
By anonymous, on September 25, 2009 01:52:22
Well two things come to mind, one is that I always wondered why Mackenzie's favorite book was "Hop On Pop", and two, and the other thing is that Phillips' family favorite dessert is Pump-kin pie...
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on September 25, 2009 07:32:33
Todd--brilliant writing as usual. Keep it up...for everyone's sake.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2009 08:00:38
I agree with #34 in spite of the typos.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2009 19:28:53
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