55 Comments:

1. Actually her top half looks pretty close... compare her neck, arms, chest and abs in first tennis pic to the cover shot. Also notice she has her legs crossed on the cover shot. And you can't see her big ass.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:54:03

2. airbrush, you're my only friend

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:56:23

3. I dunno, it could happen. The Nazis had a phenomenal weight loss program at the Buchenwald and Auschwitz Health Spas. Moldy bread, shoelace soup, and hard work 20 hours a day does wonders.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:57:17

4. I think the transformation could have taken place in the last month. It's not that big difference.
   I am not saying there wasn't photoshop involved, just that it probably wasn't as bad/much as in other cases.
   

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:58:02

5. I agree... she doesn't look that different to me... Kelly Clarkson's was MUCH worse.

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 10:59:39

6. Who the f**k plays tennis in a bikini and hooker heels? And why aren't more women doing this IN MY PANTS?

   By monkeyrotica, on September 17, 2009 10:59:55

7. Any guy who doesnt want to bang her like a windup monkey bangs a drum is card carry homosexshul.
   
   In the immortal words of Todd "I would split her like an atom"
   
   Wonder if she likes anal?

   By JK, on September 17, 2009 11:04:50

8. Take an inch off your hips...Use photoshop

   By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:07:36

9. Look at the angle she is standing. She is crossing her thighs,giving the appearance they are slimmer than they actually are. Juts think about cameras and the angles...almost as good as airbrushing.

   By Jessa, on September 17, 2009 11:17:40

10. Top half is good, she's just got a big 'ol booty is all.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:21:20

11. Magazines like these are just pushing the image that you have to look like that in order to be a 1st class citizen. What young women don't realize by looking at these magazines is that the photos are re-touched a thousand times over before they're published.
    
    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pop a few more laxatives so I can get this last stubborn 5 pounds off of me.

    By Karen Carpenter, on September 17, 2009 11:28:01

12. JLH has always been a favorite of mine, so I don't understand the hate (except for the wacky hair stuff). I've always considered her to be pretty hot, albeit a bit stupid.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:42:28

13. I dunno...I think she looks good in both pictures. I don't get it.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:48:47

14. Her face is too skinny for her body.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:49:22

15. #12 the hate comes from stupid cunts who complain about the media showing their flabby asses and then pose for woman's magazines that are airbrushed into fantasy land. They can't seem to figure out that they are contributing to the "perfect female body" image and are raging hypocrites.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:49:53

16. I'd give an appendage just to smack her ass a few times...

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 11:58:31

17. Lard Ass #1 Weight Loss Trick: stfu about your weight and stop having your bikini photo plastered on the cover of magazines every other month.
    ffs.
    

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:18:24

18. Those look like Lipo scars/marks on the back
    of her knees. Hmmmmm?

    By Wacko, on September 17, 2009 12:23:51

19. I don't see why you're hating...her body is natural and curvy.
    It's whack that this is considered fat by today's standards!

    By shmeh, on September 17, 2009 12:26:42

20. Jennifer Love 'ugeass

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:52:06

21. im shaped just like her... there is nothing wrong with curvy areas. Cellulite is normal..its called human... a size zero is sickly looking and un attractive

    By jeannie, on September 17, 2009 12:53:44

22. It's just a push up top and some airbrushing. There's been worse (as you mentioned, Kelly Clarkson)

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 12:56:49

23. Ha, I am always nervous to read comments abot JLH because I look just freaking like her. Same shape, same face. If I wanted to be an actress (which I don't.... I am studying computer science) I couldn't since I look just like this girl. So... its nice to see folks not calling her ugly... since then your calling ME ugly!! Ha, I am sure you would be nicer to me since I am not trying to LIE and say I am a size 2... ha try size 5 or a 6.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 13:52:59

24. I actually think JLH looks pretty good in the candid photos-- not fat at all! The airbrushing is no where near the level of Kelly Clarkson or Mariah Carey. If you think she's fat, you have unrealistic expectations and will probably be alone forever.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 14:19:05

25. Bitch, please...

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 14:32:19

26. SHE IS SOOOOOO HOT !!!!
    EVery TIme !!

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 14:45:36

27. I would take womanly curves like her's over a figure similar to a adolescent pre-teen grade schooler any time.

    By DSG2012, on September 17, 2009 14:54:41

28. I love her. I want to love her. I has to love her. I did love her

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 15:39:35

29. Ugh, I can't get past how narrow her shoulders are. Seriously, her shoulders are so narrow and droopy it's no wonder her bottom half looks way too wide, she's so disportionate!!

    By Ally, on September 17, 2009 16:08:45

30. Her body in the tennis pictures and on the cover look the same to me. The cover pose is just a bit more flattering.

    By honorine, on September 17, 2009 16:36:31

31. Love them "child bearing hips" she's developed.
    I'd still hit it .

    By BukkNekkid , on September 17, 2009 17:05:02

32. I wonder how she'd look on all fours reading your horoscope before you flipped her over and fucked her in the ass?

    By Todd's BM, on September 17, 2009 17:21:35

33. Todd's BM,
    Probably not as good as you.

    By Todd, on September 17, 2009 17:25:00

34. ooooooo I love it when you talk dirty to me. tell me more

    By Todd's BM, on September 17, 2009 17:34:42

35. Photoshop FTW.
    
    But I'd still hit it like the fist of God.

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 18:02:15

36. You guys realize that magazines are about 4 months out? So Jennifer probably did this cover about 6 weeks ago at the latest! What's going on is a very good bikini bra and some smoothing with Photoshop. Nothing bad about that, but weird for a fitness magazine!

    By M. Spencer, on September 17, 2009 20:24:23

37. Well You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
    You're built like a car, oh yeah!

    By anonymous, on September 17, 2009 20:35:30

38. Please. Any guy who hangs on the Internet would bone JLH in a heartbeat.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 01:04:14

39. Like many others here, I don't think this is as edited as you think. Even the tennis pics, wtf, you wouldn't hit that? She can play with my fuzzy balls any day

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 02:27:02

40. I''d fuck her.. sure.. why not...

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 02:38:00

41. So... what I don't get about the author of this website... is that he claims to be straight... but totally throws queen ass comments about a girl is probably a size 2.
    
    Her waist is absolutley tiny... and i'm not talking hips here... i'm talking WAIST!!! thats about 4 inches from your chest area.
    
    Yea... she has curves... what the fuck is wrong with that? you swoon over megan fox... but as soon as it comes down to a real girl... who actually eats and embraces her figure... you bash her. not saying megan doesn't eat... but shes almost the same size as Jen up top... only thing is shes got narrow hips... whats the big deal?
    
    Yea... shes photoshoppd... but she doesnt need to be displayed like shes 40 pounds overweight they just used color contrast...curves... a little liqufying... and of course lighting and makeup goes a long way. i mean they do have people who spray tan... its not allllll about the photoshop. what a dumbass you are for actually posting this.

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 06:47:31

42. she looks waxed from the front... i would strap her on like a feedbag.
    
    And that big ass... my tongue would definitely make a home up between those cheeks

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 07:02:59

43. I would destroy that

    By tiddlywinks, on September 18, 2009 08:17:53

44. Right - any guy that says they wouldn't hit that is a full-on flamer.

    By Buck Nekid, on September 18, 2009 08:24:46

45. I wouldn't hit it. She has too many curves.

    By Richard Gayboy Simmons, on September 18, 2009 09:05:34

46. Still hot. Still photoshopped. Still living on borrowed time, because her body is fading.
    
    Sorry gals, there is an expiration date on your hotness, and no surgery or diet will every bring it back, it can only lessen the loss.

    By The Grim F'ing Truth, on September 18, 2009 10:51:12

47. She is without a doubt at least as hot as the hottest 38 year old minivan-driving mom in the suburbs outside Terra Haute. But that is not really the standard for a being a working Hollywood sex symbol, is it Ms. Hewitt?

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 11:09:04

48. Jennifer's next movie, "Honey, Who Photoshopped my Thighs?"

    By Will, on September 18, 2009 12:04:34

49. ...or, "Honey, Why does my Anus hurt?"

    By anonymous, on September 18, 2009 21:56:10

50. She won't age well but for now she is spectular.

    By cowbulls, on September 19, 2009 20:01:43

51. I think she looks beautiful. Women are supposed to be curvy!

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 05:48:29

52. I don't think there is much difference, probably just a little smoothing with photoshop.

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2009 13:57:40

53. Still.. i fuck her.. sure.. why not....

    By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 03:35:54

54. Readers of Shape have consistently called out the mag for it's airbrushing of covers. The magazine constantly responds to these "accusations" by saying they never alter the bodies of any cover models. Riiiiiight.

    By anonymous, on September 21, 2009 14:14:22

55. If you saw her on Craig Ferguson's show last night you could see how skinny she has gotten. Those bikini pics were taken at the first of August I think. It's very possible for her to shed around 5-10 lbs in 6 weeks...easily.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2009 17:33:29